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Pyro's Adventure: The Movie: The Game: The Novel
Topic Started: Oct 27 2008, 05:58 PM (428 Views)
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Prelude

*A red Yoshi is strolling around in his house*

Pyro: Doo dee doo dee doo... *Walks to the kitchen* *Chops up a mushroom, rinses it, and fries it* Yumtastic! Shroom Fry! *Swallows it whole* Now I could really use a nap... *Walks upstairs to his bedroom* Yawn... *Falls asleep* Zzzzz...

Loud Noise: BOOM

Pyro: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

Loud Noise: BOOM

*A chunk of Pyro's wall explodes*

Pyro: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO DID THIS! *Runs outside and sees the Koopa Cruiser off in the distance* B-b-b-b-BOWSER! AAAH!

Bowser: I gotta go, freaks! But take this as a going away gift! *Shoots a huge blast of fire out of the Koopa Cruiser, which engulfs everything in sight*


*Later*


Pyro: Gnehhh... Where am I? *Opens his eyes, seeing a blurry figure staring at him* AAAH! Who the heck are you?

???: That's not a very nice way to treat your... *Poses heroically* SAVIOR!

Pyro: Yeah, whatever. So who the crap are you?

???: SuperGBAMaster, if you must know.

Pyro: That's long and boring. I'll call you SGM.

SGM: Ehh, okay. Anyway, who are you?

Pyro: My name is Pyroshi, but everyone calls me Pyro. Cause Pyroshi is forced.

SGM: That makes no sense at all, but okay.

Pyro: Anywho, where are we?

SGM: In my house, in the Beanbean Castle Town.

Pyro: Ok... Where did you find me?

SGM: In the burning ruins of Little Fungi Town...

Pyro: DID YOU JUST SAY RUINS?

SGM: Um, yes. I guss you're kinda upset...

Pyro: Well YEAH I'M KINDA UPSET! Bowser is going DOWN.

SGM: But Bowser has never been beaten by anyone but... *Heroic pose* THE MARIO BROS.!

Pyro: You really need to stop doing that. Anyway, if it's the Mario Bros. I need, it's the Mario Bros. I'll get...

SGM: But how? They haven't been seen in 3 years!

Pyro: I'll find them no matter where they are... I won't let Bowser live!

SGM: Well, if you're absolutely THAT determined... *Heroic pose* I SHALL JOIN YOU!

Pyro: Seriously, stop that. It's freaking me out.

Text Box: SGM JOINED PYRO'S PARTY! In the overworld, he can help by flying you short distances with his cape, and can toss his buddy, SuperGBABob (SGB), to a splod stuff. In battle, he can spinify the enimies, making them dizzy, turn into a bullet bill and blast 'em, or send out SGB to bomb 'em!

*They leave SGM's house*

SGM: So, do you have any clue at all where Mario and Luigi are?

Pyro: Well, yes, actually. I heard they were vacationing in Beanbean.

SGM: Do you know where, though?

Pyro: Nope. Although I'm thinking Gwarhar, since people usually go to the beach on vacation. *They keep walking and leave castle town* If we only had a warp pipe...

SGM: *Reads a nearby sign* It says... "Warp Pipe under construction"...

*A Warp Pipe forms next to them*

SGM: O...kay.

Pyro: Now that's what I call service!

*They jump in, and it leads to Gwarhar Lagoon*

*A red M with an arrow pointing forward and a green L with an arrow pointing forward are spray painted on the sand*

Pyro: Hm. I wonder where these arrows lead. It is truly a mystery.

*The warp pipe explodes as SGM and Pyro walk away, eventually reaching a grassy area with a house*

Pyro: Umm, where'd the sand go? Oh well, nevermind.

*Mario is inside the house*

Pyro: Hello, Mario! Could I ask you to please do me a favor?

Mario: Anything for a fan! What'll it be? Jump? Toss a fireball?

Pyro: Actually, I was wondering if you could help me destroy Bowser.

Mario: Wait... YOU'RE SOMEONE WHO HATES ME FOR NOT ADVENTUREING 24/7! NO!

Pyro: But I don't give a crap if you Par-tay down! I really need help!

Mario: Well... I'll help you if you can find the 7 Platinum Gemerald Stars and prove yourselfs to be on my side!

Pyro: Fine then! If that's what'll take, a-starring I will go!

END PRELUDE!
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Chapter 1:

*Pyro and SGM are walking down Beanbean's coast*

SGM: So, where do you think the first Platinum Gemerald Star is?

Pyro: I dunno... It'd be awfully handy if we had some sort of magic map... Waitaminute... What's up there? *Runs ahead* *Heads into a cave*

SGM: Wait for me! *Follows*


Warp Zone

*There is a pipe and not much else*

Warp Zone: Welcome to Warp Zone!

Pyro: WOAH! This is the legendary Warp Zone!

SGM: I guess this is how the Mario Bros. get here so often.

Pyro: I wonder where it leads! Only one way to find out!

SGM: Hmm... I need to do this gracefullly. SGM + Pipe = ? Wait, I've got it! *Does a triple flip into the pipe* MEOW!


Beanbean Skies

*SGM comes out of a pipe high above Beanbean Castle Town* *Pyro is seen in the distance, falling and screaming*

SGM: Yikes. Better cape this one.


Beanbean Castle Town

*SGM lands next to a Pyro stuck mostly underground*

SGM: What's your problem?

Pyro: MMMPH!

SGM: *Chucks SuperGBABob at him, blowing him out of the ground*

Pyro: WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT FOR?

SGM: I can see you're going to be just fine...

Loud: ATTENTION ALL THOSE FROM THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! THE ANNUAL KART RACE IS BEING HELD TODAY! WIN A TROPHY FILLED WITH COINS AND YOUR VERY OWN KART!

Pyro: Oooh! I'm originally from the Mushroom Kingdom!

*Loud is revealed to be Queen Bean, standing on top of a house*

Queen Bean: Is NO ONE here from the Mushroom Kingdom?

Pyro: I AM! MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEE!

Queen Bean: Well that's just... *Jumps* SPLENDID!

*Cea comes out of the house*

Cea: Look, lady. I don't care how royal you are. GET OFFA MY HOUSE!

Queen Bean: How DARE you speak to the Queen like that?

Cea: Look, I don't mind you as long as you GET OFF!

Queen Bean: THAT'S IT! IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY, I'LL MAKE YOU!

Cea: If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!

Queen Bean: This'll be a piece of cake! Mmm... Cake... I'll just use my Super Bean to tower above you! *Eats a worm*

Cea: *Jumps on Queen Bean*

Queen Bean: *Grows*

Cea: *Gets flung off*

Queen Bean: *Pounds Cea into a pulp* *Goes back to normal* Oh, good, you're back. Anyway, would you like to sign up for the kart race?

Pyro: Yeah! I'm Pyro, I came from Lavalava Island, and I wanna race in a Yoshi Kart!

Queen Bean: Since it's Double Dash, you will be paired up by me. The race is tomorrow!

Pyro: *Finds the Ceapulp* Hm, what's this?

SGM: *Shapes it back into a Cea-shape* It's a sludgeman! Yeah!

*The Ceapulp loses its shape*

Pyro: It's melting. Let me freeze that up for you. *Spits ice breath at it*

Cea: *Reforms*

Sing-along Time: There must have been some magic;
lodged in Pyro's left lung,
for when they froze him up
he danced and danced and sung
Oh, Cea, the sludgeman!
Was a corpse without a soul!
Until he refroze
and then everyone knows
that Pyro is the mole.
(Well, in Sponge's Comics, anyway)

Cea: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Pyro: Where's that music coming from?

Cea: Anyway, I'm joining your party since you saved me.

CEA JOINED YOUR PARTY! I'M A LITTLE KID WHO SPAMS CAPS AND !S

He has various psychic attacks, and when those don't work, he can slice open enemies with his sword. In the overworld, he can burn stuff with his pyro attack, use his shield to deflect projectiles, and use "telekineses" to turn stuff "upsidedown".

*Pyro holds up a Partpack*

Pyro: IN YOU GO, SGM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cea: HA-HA!

Pyro: Anyway... IT'S KARTING TIME!

CHAPTER ONE: KARTING AND KHAOS


The SZM: And so, everything up 'til chapter three died a bloody and painful death due to being horrible and disgusting me.
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Okay now for something slightly different. I'm going by the established comic plot, but trying to make it interesting. I'm still skipping to chapter 3 because chapters 1 and 2 didn't even have a good plot in the first place. :[

Chapter 3: That a Ghost: Part 1:


*Pyro leads the party into Chucklehuck Woods and I don't know if I remembered its name right*

Pyro: Well, logically, the next Gemerald should be around here...

Danny: Why is that?

Pyro: Uh... *A ghost appears* THAT A GHOST. *Kicks it and it disappears, dropping a Partpack*

Partpack: SHOOMP SHOOMP SHOOMP *Eats Luna, Cea, and Sponge*

Pyro: Hate it when that happens.

Danny: At least it's quieter now... Those people were annoying.

Pyro: *Obnoxiously starts parading off into the woods* LETSA GO!

Danny: I don't know why I associate myself with you...

Pyro: It seems a bit weird ghosts are here...

SGM: I blame the government.

Pyro: Seriously though... It's kind of odd.

Danny: Well, it is dark woods.

Pyro: It's just a bit fishy.

Danny: FISH?

SGM: lol kitties like fish

Pyro: I think I can feel us getting closer to the gemerald...

Danny: You have a Gemerald Sense?

Pyro: THE GREAT GEMERALDS POWER, IT ALLOWS ME TO FEEL

*Finally they get up to a hill and see a big ol' mansion and go in it*

Pyro: Now that we're finally in here, my Gemerald Sense isn't very specific on where it is...

SGM: I don't think you even have a Gemerald Sense.

Pyro: Then why would I lead us here?

SGM: Simple. You wanted us to be ghostbusters.

Pyro: ... YOU'RE ONTO ME!

Danny: You guys are retarded. This place isn't even haunted, it's just old.

Pyro: You come from a world where ghosts are one of the sixteen main subdivisions of creatures and we just saw a ghost.

Danny: Well ghost-types aren't technically ghosts. And what you saw was just a tree branch.

Pyro: Nah it was pretty obviously a ghost.

Danny: Screw you. *Runs off*

SGM: WAAAAIT!

Pyro: What's the problem? He can defend himself.

SGM: No, Pyro, don't you see? H-h-he'll b-b-b-be... He'll be... G-g-g...

Pyro: What is it?

SGM: He'll be... Grabbed by the ghoulies.


With Danny


Danny: *Gets grabbed by a ghost* ****.


With notDanny

*Pyro and SGM are running around, looking for Danny*

SGM: Here kitty kitty!

Pyro: DAAAANNYYYY

Voice: WoOoOoOoOo... I am an ominous voice...

Pyro: Wait ominous voice doesn't make sense at all.

Voice: I have grabbed your smelly friend... Fulfill my request if you wish to reunite...

Pyro: Hm... Do we really want him back, SGM?

Voice: Never mind that. Retrieve my treasure, or you, too, shall be grabbed.

Pyro: Me too? But me is imporant and good-looking!

Voice: Find me a blood-flecked gem that shines like a dramatic analogy and come find me...

Pyro: Do you mean a ruby Mr. Disembodied voice?

Voice: ... You know your mission. Get it to me in a hour or I shall eat your little cat.

*SGM and Pyro start walking again*

Pyro: So, where do you think this ruby would be?

*They come across a ghost holding a ruby*

Ghost: Hi guy's.

Pyro: Mr. Ghostface, we need that ruby thingy.

Ghost: no its mine

SGM: We need it to get that meow kitty back!

Ghost: lol even w/ this nothin would hapen

Pyro: What do you mean? That voice that isn't ominous because ominous makes no sense in that context said it would.

Ghost: rofl guy's ur getin scamed. ur frends probly alredy ben eatin by now, he just wants tihs rare drop i found

Pyro: Wait, eaten? Danny has to be horrible for you...

Ghost: ya, teh gild leeder ets ppl who com by her now an ten, lets him lvl up cookin an stuf

Pyro: Screw you give me that ruby.

Ghost: lol tis isnt som dum quest item its an actual rare drop u cant half it

Pyro: But-

Ghost: GTFO NUB *Flies towards Pyro*

Pyro: AAAAA *Jumps on SGM in a very sexual-appearing manner and starts flying away*

*SGM carrying a Pyro is not very aerodynamic*

Pyro: Oh wait I just realized why are we running? *Eats SGM* Grt *Spits SGM at the ghost, sending it flying up, jumps up, flutter kicks it, ground pounds it, then jumps off with SGM, and grinds SGM into the ghost* AETHERRRRRRRR

*Most of the ghost explodes*

Ghost: Goasts... dont... di...

Pyro: Maybe not, Mr. Ghostface... But they certainly do FRY! *Spits a fireball at him*

SGM: That was terrible. *The ghost explodes, dropping the ruby*

Pyro: So um what do you think we should do now that we have this bright red triangly thingy?

Voice: I WILL WHAT SHOULD YOU DO! *The ruby floats up in the air, and the room starts filling with ectoplasm* *A mound with a face forms in the middle, and the ruby floats onto its head*

Voice: *Ahem* Mememememe... I am the Great Mighty Boo, and I'm going to throw my ghosts at you... A huge supply of ectoplasm comes as I writhe and spasm... How about some ghosts you little toasts? *Throws a Boo at Pyro* Hohohoho... *Sinks down into the ectoplasm* *Comes back up behind Pyro and SGM*

Pyro: GAH CRAP WHAT

GMB: AAAAAH~~~ *Holds the note*

Pyro: *Spits a fireball into his mouth*

GMB: *Sputters* Do you really think you'll survive in here? In this creek you're quite likely to drown... Rubies are the only things that survive my cold grasp. How do you think I keep this lovely crown? *Light flares off of ruby* Have some more ghost toasties... *Throws another Boo at Pyro and SGM* *Sinks back into the ectoplasm*

Pyro: WAIT WHERE'S HE GOING? *Runs after the bulge in the ectoplasm*

*There is glass covering something on the wall where Pyro runs*

Pyro: Wait what's this? Meh whatever.

GMB: AAAAAH~~~ *Holds the note*

Pyro: *Spits a fireball into his mouth*

GMB: *Sputters* Now I'm really getting rather mad. You're like adjectivy adjectivy ghost things. When I've knocked you out with all my ghosts, I'm going to take your heads and eat them or something.

Pyro: You'll what?

GMB: Eat them or something.

Pyro: Eat them or something?

GMB: That's right eat them or something.

Pyro: Er.

GMB: Eat them or something!

Pyro: Err.

GMB: EAT THEM OR SOMETHIIIIIIIIIING *The glass on the wall cracks* *Hides* *Comes back up with a Big Boo*

Pyro: AAAAA

SGM: I'll end this Pyro! *Bullet Bills into GMB's mouth*

Pyro: sgmmmm don't do it

GMB: *Gets hit* aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *The glass shatters*

Pyro: What's this? *Runs into the opening behind it* Hey what's this. *Presses a switch*

*A vaccuum pops up under GMB*

GMB: *Starts being sucked up* Ah, you cursed yoshi, look what you've done! I'm sucking! I'm sucking! Oh what a world what a world. Who'd've though a good little yoshi like you could destroy my beautiful ghostliness? I'm going! Oh! OOOOH! NOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Pyro: Now that's what I call a bowel movement! *The vaccuum spits out the ruby*

Danny: *Comes out of the opening behind the now-shattered glass* I assume that joke didn't make any sense...

Ruby: I am the cursed jewel that gave Booprano (GMB) his powers. Care to sample my power?

Danny: Don't touch it Pyro it's bad.

Pyro: Well... All I want is my friend SGM back...

Ruby: Ressurection... Are you willing to pay any price?

Pyro: Yeah I'm loaded.

Danny: Quit it.

Ruby: It shall be done.

Danny: Pyro stop it stop it pyro pyro

*The ruby flashes a bright red light, and Cea and Luna are lying on the ground with shards of it embedded in them*

Danny: I-it killed Luna and Cea...

*The shards of the ruby reform a few feet away, causing the corpses to dematerialize and SGM to slowly materialize*

Ruby: My work here is done.

Pyro: SGM is back at least...

Ruby: Well, life doesn't grow on trees.

Pyro: I guess it had to come from somewhere.

Ruby: Oh and I also had to consume Muradin. Bye!

Pyro: MURADIN? NOOOOOOOOO!



Aaand that is as far as the comics got. I think I rewrote this significantly better in just the few minor script changes. >_>
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Meh just messin' around here.

"Well well well," explained Pyro, "it appears I'm no longer constrained by script format."

"Yeah Bro," I explained, "it sort of is retarded I think."

"At any rate, it appears I have regained my friend SGM!"

"But at an immeasurable cost!" screamed Danny.

"Eh I don't really care. I'm only like 12 I have no grasp of these things."

The ruby started festering. "I can see you mortals have no more use for me..." It exploded in a splash of red, and left a Gemerald Star with a Boo design on it in its wake.

"YES!" said Pyro, "FINALLY, MY THIRD GEMERALD STAR!" He picked it up and did a little dance and there was probably some Star Get joke.

All of a sudden, the Mansion started rumbling and the Mansion started crumbling. Pyro quickly jumped on SGM, who quickly jumped on Danny, who quickly jumped on Pyro, and the three rolled out of the decomposing old mansion. When they turned around to look at it, there was no sign it was ever there.

"I guess that's why they call it... Luigi's Mansion, eh guys?" Pyro joked.

"You still just killed two people."

"No you."

Suddenly, the three Gemerald Stars flew out of Pyro's saddle. The three started sparking with each other, and rotated faster and faster until they formed an arrow in the middle, settled down, and returned to Pyro. The arrow continued floating in midair.

"Do you think that arrow points to the next Gemerald Star?" SGM asked.

"What arrow?" said Danny, looking around confused.

"You don't see it? It's right there." Pyro pointed to it, yet Danny still could see nothing. Pyro walked over next to Danny, and noticed the arrow had disappeared for him. "What is these blamesphies, I aske!"

"If you had any knowledge of geometry, you'd have deduced right now that it took three Gemerald Stars to pinpoint the exact location of the next, and it happens not to be in this particular dimension."

"Wait... Does that mean-?" Pyro looked bewildered.

"Yes. We have to-"

"PAPER PYRO: PARTNER IN TIME", Pyro named the next chapter.

"What? No, not at all. Paper is a thin three dimensional object. This is pure 2D here."

"Oh screw that." Pyro walked away. His saddle emitted a glow, and the arrow shot a beam at him, SGM, and Danny, teleporting them all to...

WORLD 1-1 (Super Mario Bros. Ground Theme)

"Dang hecks", I whined. "This would've been a lot cooler if I had done it back before SPM stole my idea. Even though I think I probably stole the idea from Sponge, as that was what all the cool kids did back in those days. Actually it was Top, wasn't it? Wasn't some Gyroid a boss of 8-bit land? Noice logic there, Young Top."

The heavily pixellated Pikachu emitted cuss words. "HECK BRAS!" screamed Danny, "WHERE THE HATS ARE WE"

"If you had been paying attention, my good feline, we have been transliported to the SECOND DIMENSION! To avoid being disgusting cross-sections of our bodies in a 2D plane, our brains have made us see everything as 8-bit to avoid the horrible mental trauma of seeing muscles and skeletons."

"I don't have either of those anyway," Pyro said, and started walking along. Suddenly, a Goomba appeared.

"HOLY CRAP!" screamed Pyro. The Goomba walked towards him. "WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO"

Suddenly, the Metroid Startup music started playing, and GAMELORDO descended from the havens. "Never fear, Gamelord is here!"

"Nice to meet you, m'am." said Pyro.

"G-" GAMELORDO was hit with a Goomba and died as I don't talk to him anymore and don't really want to write him into my story.

"Haha, what a funny guy." noted Pyro as SGM stepped on the Goomba.

"How many people are you going to kill throughout this...?" Danny asked.

"First, I didn't really kill him, just sort of caused it. Second, probably most of them."

SGM was bored of these shenanigans. "I'm well aware that most to all of SZM's writing consists of witty banter between Danny and Pyro, but screw this I'm caping through this level." SGM started running and jumped, soaring high into the air before realizing 8-bit Mario doesn't get a cape. He landed on a second Goomba.

"Dang, this platforming action is excellent to describe", described Pyro, as they lost interest.

"Technically, since we're still 3D beings, can't we do this?" Pyro jumped out of the dimension for a minute, and looked at the whole thing. He saw many 8-bit games that would surely bring back memories. Ignoring them, he folded the dimension so the point Danny and SGM were currently at touched the end boss, Tetris. He shook the dimension a little bit until Danny and SGM fell in.

"Awright", Pyro jumped back in.

Tetris (Tetris)

"You know this technically is Gameboy-bit, not 8-bit." Danny complained.

Shut up did you really expect me to care? My original plan has way too many things wrong with it so ignore that because Tetris is a pretty good boss anyway.

"No it isn-" Danny got crushed by a square block.

"DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried SGM. "WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKE ME INSTEAD!" SGM got crushed by the thin end of an I block.

"My friends... I WILL AVENGE YOU! ONLY A TETRIS WILL CURE THIS PAIN!" Pyro jumped on top of the block Danny was crushed by, hearing a weird squishy noise. Another square block landed on top of it, just barely missing Pyro. The rest of the board filled up with boring things, until there was one gap left.

"COME AND GET ME!" screamed Pyro, as he saw an I block slowly coming towards him. As it was about halfway down the screen, Pyro noticed something terrible. It flipped onto its side. Should this stay, Pyro would be trapped and it would be impractical to get a Tetris. "I... WON'T... LET YOU!" Pyro ducked into his shell, charged up, and shot at the I block, spinning it back into place, and getting a Tetris, clearing the board, and freeing his friends. And that is the origin of his Egg Shot technique.

"Hooray!" Danny said.

"Hooray!" SGM said.

"Hooray!" Pyro said, as he climbed into the score counter. He punched it for a few times until it broke, and pulled a yellow Gemerald Star out of the wreckage. "No one but me has the best tetris skills around!"
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That was great. However, list who the taco is speaking more often. It makes it easier to read, and it adds 2 words per said thingy.

I like the dialogue of your self. ;o

""G-" GAMELORDO was hit with a Goomba and died as I don't talk to him anymore and don't really want to write him into my story.

"Haha, what a funny guy." noted Pyro as SGM stepped on the Goomba.

"How many people are you going to kill throughout this...?" Danny asked.

"First, I didn't really kill him, just sort of caused it. Second, probably most of them.""

You should go find gamelord and stuffs. Wait a minute... gamelord... Lord of Games... the mocking of the fact that GL's character was a recolor of a girl making some people call him Gamelady or whatever... Lady of Games... ASUEHGIWEVBHJDSIU *explodes*
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Yeah I'm just kind of out of practice. But anyway I think I actually stopped and swapped the chapters out of the order I was initially planning on doing them in but my initial planning is ancient history now. Either way Top will be in the next chapter.
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To clear up any future confusion, I'll be using bold for locations and italics for names of parts that get special music. Most/all locations will have music.


Chapter 5: Pyro and the Kirby Factory

Kirby Factory (M&L:SS - Woohoo Hooniversity)


The ruined Woohoo Hooniversity was shrouded in shadow, and many mysterious vehicles could be seen outside it. Pyro felt a strange energy pulling him towards it... An energy he identified as a Gemerald Star. Tearing out of the second dimension with his newfound Gemerald Star, he appeared just outside the former Hooniversity. A sign that appeared to be written in crayon was hanging above the entrance, reading "The Kirby Factory".

"Oh, goody!" Pyro said. "I always wanted a Kirby!" He ran inside.

"I don't know why I even bother anymore..." Danny sighed, as the door slammed shut after Pyro. He started walking towards the door.

"Mr. Kitty you shouldn't be so upset by everything he simply was trying to have some fun, haven't you?" SGM moonwalked beside Danny.

As the two walked inside, they saw nothing out of the ordinary. Almost as if they had some kind of higher knowledge of the Hooniversity, nothing looked out of place, despite it being their first time there.

"Pyro?" Danny called out.

A noise best described as "thp thp thp thp thp thp thp" echoed throughout the halls.

"Maybe there's a mouse or something?" Danny asked, looking around nervously.

"Can't you think about anything but food at a time like this?" SGM complained. "PYYYYYYYYYYYYYYROOOOOOO"

thp thp thp thp thp thp thp thp thp

"I can definitely hear that..." Danny looked around more frantically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDFISzmJf4o (seconds 15-18)

Suddenly, out of cracks in the walls, dozens, if not hundreds of kirbies poured out.

"Poyo?" asked one, crawling on top of Danny.

"Hii." one stood next to SGM, and motioned to a few others. Before long, the marshmallows took both Danny and SGM as prey.

Throne Room (SSBB - Kirby Boss)

A pink Kirby sat on the giant throne. "Who dares disturb my workers?" It boomed.

"W-we're sorry! Our friend broke in! We tried to stop him, but we couldn't reach him in time and--" Danny broke into tears.

"Who are you, anyway?" SGM asked, struggling to get out of the grip of the now-stone kirbies holding them.

"Who am I? Who am I? I am none other but THE Kirby. Why else do you think all these kirbies are following me?"

"Bwa!" said one of the kirbies, nodding while eating a fruit Kirby threw at him.

"I didn't know Kirby could talk..." Danny looked puzzled.

"Well, I may not have had the greatest publicity, but I'm the oldest and most powerful Kirby alive. I suppose you refer to one of these babies as 'Kirby', but I assure you the title won't be passed on for quite some time, if ever..."

"Well... what do you want from us?" Danny demanded.

"Want from you? I want nothing from you but to leave me be. I have no desire for intruders. Didn't you read the sign?"

"The only signs were 'Kirby Factory' and some erotic drawings of Waddle Dees."

"... Damn kirbies. They're loyal to me, as they should be, but not that bright."

"Hey! Some of us are!" a chocolate kirby yelled from the audience.

"Yeah!" followed a snow kirby sitting notably close to it.

"How dare you talk back to me? I thought I got rid of all you! Take them away!"

Some random kirbies, with wide grins on their faces, carried away the two that spoke.

"No matter what they do, they can't take our-" they were both gagged.

"Excellent. Now, let me think... Have you two seen too much, or have you seen just enough to make your story unbelievable?" Kirby started scratching his chin in thought.

"Shh," whispered a green kirby in a red hat, "hold still!" he pressed a button on a control pad he was carrying.

Robot Armada (SSBB - Airship Fortress)

The roof of the building was torn off by incredibly strong winds, and thousands of mechs flew overhead, shooting lasers into the crowd.

"Pya~" shouted a kirby, as it got hit and uncontrollably used the Fireworks ability.

"What is this madness?" demanded Kirby.

"I know you are up to no good when I got the message to come here, and it seemed I already sent it!" the green kirby yelled triumphantly. "Face my blast!" He jumped into one of the largest mechs, and started charging up its massive gun, aiming directly at Kirby's forehead.



Kirby Confusion (SSBB - Meta Knight's Revenge)


As the green kirby writhed on the floor, foaming at the mouth, the nearby kirbies holding SGM and Danny let them go to watch.

"Byo!" one yelled, cheering as the green kirby kicked harder.

SGM took to the air, blasting away from the small army, and Danny quickly darted his eyes back and forth before realizing he, much like a kirby, could puff up and fly away. He did so and followed after SGM.

Before Kirby could realize what was going on, Danny and SGM had already flown far away, Danny puffing much faster than the ordinarily faster kirbies that attempted to follow by riding on SGM's air current.

"Quit following meeee" SGM complained.


After flying through several corridors, SGM and Danny landed.

"I think we lost them..." Danny said, out of breath.

"Yeah, probably..." SGM leaned up against a closed door.


Kirby Labs


BYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! screamed the closed door, or at least something inside of it.

BYAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! shortly followed, in a slightly higher pitched voice.

"Let's get out of here!" Danny hissed.

"But where?"

"We can't risk being seen again. Quick, down this hall!" the two ran further down the hall, before finally coming across the end and one door.

"Well... Here goes nothing." said Danny, trying the knob. He creaked the door open just a crack, and peeked in. "It looks empty..."

The two dashed inside, to see a small room with not much but a metal wall with a small door.

A loud creak could be heard from the hallway. "Poyooooo?" asked a haunting voice.

"Getinthere!" Danny yanked open the metal door, pulled SGM and himself inside, and locked it. The light was off inside a metal room, and a dull hissing could be heard.

"What is that...?" Danny whispered.

"Only one way to find out..." muttered SGM. He flicked on a light switch, revealing the room's contents as a sleeping red kirby and a small machine. The kirby's eyes flickered open. "Day! Jam!" it hopped up and down excitedly at Danny and SGM's feet.

"H-how does it know our name?" SGM asked, staring at Danny.

"I don't even want to know..."

As their eyes got adjusted to the light, Danny and SGM could see one more aspect of the red kirby - its red Yoshi hat.


Pyro's Transformation


"Pyro... What have they done to you?" Danny looked at Pyro in horror.

"Kii! Kii! Kii!" Pyro jumped and down in front of Danny.

"I guess he's not quite as old in Kirby years..." SGM muttered.

Pyro ran around in circles and tried to eat the walls.

"Whatever happened to him, I bet this is the cause..." Danny picked up the machine in the room, folded it up, and stuffed it in Pyro.

"Nom nom" Pyro mused. The food gave him a burst of energy, and he dashed out of the room back into the hallway.

"WAIT!" screamed Danny, watching the confused Pyro bash into a pink kirby sticking its head out of the door they had heard the screams from.

The kirby wrestled Pyro to the ground and drug him inside.

"We can't let that happen to Pyro! He's still our friend on the inside!" Danny ran out into the hall and based the door down.

"What." SGM followed.

There were two stretchers in the room, which had round lumps on them covered by blankets. Several sharp objects and test tubes and beakers and charts were piled around the room, and the pink kirby that took Pyro was enjoying himself tying Pyro up.

"EAT!" ate Danny, devouring the marshmallowy confection.

"That was semi-disturbing, and by semi- I mean extremely." said SGM.

"Fanko so muc for savin my gam!" said Pyro, running around Danny's feet. Suddenly, a grape kirby wearing a labcoat entered the room. It looked shocked, glanced around a few times, and started running away.

However, the chocolate kirby from earlier, now complete with a green hat, slammed the door in front of it. Danny glanced back and noticed one of the lumps on the stretchers was gone. A slight amount of blood oozed from under the kirby's green hat, suggesting surgery had taken place under it. The kirby quickly ate the grape, turned purple, and sneezed back to chocolate. "Hi everyone!" he said. "I'm Top!"

"WOP WOP" screamed Pyro, jumping up and down on him.

"Were you the kirby that spoke up earlier?" Danny asked.

"Why, yes I was! There was that Chiberness fellow, too, but I can't exactly remember why I was sitting with them... Oh well." Top answered.

"Well, it's glad to see a friendly face in here for once... What exactly is going on?" Danny asked.

"I'm not sure myself. I, along with apparantly every kirby this side of Popstar, got a letter from THE Kirby demanding they come here. Most kirbies, unlike myself, don't have an iron will, and followed it for no reason. I followed it because I was curious."

"What exactly has been going on here?"

"As far as I can tell, Kirby needs their help for some project. I'm not sure what it is, but I assumed it was either some kind of trap or a worthy cause. I guess from this-" Top rubbed the stitches on his head through his cap. "It was a trap. I can't figure out what they could've done to me, though. I feel better than ever!"

A stirring came from the other stretcher, from which the snow kirby, now with a laser hat, appeared.

"OH NO CHIBI! THEY HAD TO GIVE YOU AN ARTIFICIAL HEAD!" Top screamed.

"Ugh... I don't feel so good, and you know that was already there..." Chibi drug herself out of the room.

"I honestly can't remember for the life of me why she was here." muttered Top. "Oh well, who do you happen to be?"

"I'm Danny Chu, Pikachu extraordinare! This is SGM, some nutjob this guy" Danny motioned to Pyro "found and won't let me get rid of."

"JEM JEM JEM" Pyro hopped up and down.

"Oh, and that's a yoshi there, not a kirby. We found him this way and don't know what happened."

"Hm. Sounds like an improvement to me." Top said. "But I suppose I can help you as long as we're all trapped in here."


TOP JOINED YOUR PARTY!

He is an odd Kirby.

Awesome.


The four left the room, all but Pyro blissfully unaware of the small jar Pyro waved goodbye to. Inside it drifted two incredibly small particles of kirby brains, just barely touching together in the solution.


Kirby's Revenge (SSBB - Zero Two)

With the two primary kirby scientists disabled, a wave of sentience came back over the kirbies. Although they didn't really change what they were doing, they quit listening to Kirby, who was steaming as Pyro, SGM, Danny, and Top stormed back into the throne room.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU DESTROYED MY LABRATORY! AND I HAD ALMOST REFINED THIS POWER!" Kirby screamed, lunging at Danny.

"Woah!" Danny hopped out of the way and shocked Kirby, sending him flying around the room.

Kirby appeared knocked out, but the color quickly drained from his face. The other kirbies ran away all at once. Kirby turned pitch black, and his eyes fused into one red eye. The now seemingly-fluid creature hovered into the air.

"That's Dark Matter!" Top shouted, jumping into the air and transforming into fridge Top. His compartments slapped open and shut incredibly fast, sending a rapidfire barrage of food flying at Dark Matter Kirby, which mostly ignored it.

"It's weak to electricity!" Danny decided, ran underneath it, and used thunder. Dark Matter Kirby used Rock and slammed down on top of Danny.

"Apparantly it isn't!" shouted SGM, who threw SuperGBABob at its immobile state. The Dark Matter shuddered. "And I think THAT actually damaged it. Keep distracting it, guys!"

Pyro cheerlead as Top continued spitting food at it and Danny continued shocking it, as SGM tossed bombs at it, slowly knocking Dark Matter off the battered form. After several hits, Dark Matter completely flew up into the air, leaving Kirby behind. Kirby's eyes flickered open, and he ran over to Pyro.

"Boyo!" said Kirby.

"Ohhhh!" Pyro opened his mouth as Kirby dug inside of it, finally pulling out the machine. Kirby bopped a button on it, which zapped Pyro into a yoshi.

"Woah guys," Pyro said, "I just had the weirdest dream. You were in it, and you were in it, and you were in it, and you were in it, and-" Pyro got hit by a Dark Matter bolt. "OW DANG THAT HURT"

Dark Matter screeched, and started spiraling away through one of the holes Danny broke in the ceiling.

"DON'T LET IT GET AWAY!" shouted Pyro. "THE GEMERALD'S POWER, IT ALLOWS ME TO FEEL!" Pyro ate Top, Danny, SGM, and Kirby, laying a giant egg. With precise aim, he hopped up wrecked pillars onto the roof of the Hooniversity and shot Dark Matter out of the air. Well, dark matter, anyway. A small blob with an eye escaped into space, but a large, strangely solid chunk fell to the roof. Pyro walked over to it, and it formed a pulsating pentagonal form staring back at him.

YOU GOT A GEMERALD STAR!
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I have no idea what just happened.
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GRATE Aether!

SZM: Okay
SZM: so Dark Matter took over Kirby
SZM: Kirby knows where all the Kirby recolors live
SZM: DMK told them all to go there
SZM: most were not very agile-minded and just listened to him and followed him through Dark Matter Magic
SZM: some serious kirbies like Top, Chibi, and Sneezier followed to see what was going on
SZM: Dark Matter was trying to extract the Gemerald Star he had accidentally fused with with Kirby-based technology, and also invented the Kirbification Ray to turn more things into Kirbies that he could manipulate
it clears up the long-confused thing about "why did top have that heart at chibi in that old comic" thing
SZM: at one point Top/Chibi were an item or something
SZM: but as it was clearly giving them more strength than they'd otherwise have the Kirbies took out that part of their memories
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BANANNA?

I get it!
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