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SZM
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Oct 24 2008, 11:26 PM Post #21 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Stage 6: Suspended Fortification Act 1: Suspended Fortification *Team Sponge is running across a spooky ol' drawbridge* Pyro: Spong ahr you shore dis is the right way? This plaec is afully creeby! Danny: Maybe that was the GHOST of SGM I ate! Pyro: DANNY, STOB ID! Danny: Why are you talking like that, anyway? Pyro: I caud a gold. *Suddenly a ghost appears* Pyro: *Blows his nose on it* That's better. *The ghost starts crying and disappears* *A set of doors open and there's a room with an inexplicably dancing tree* Dancing Tree: OH, I'M A DANCING TREE! I'M HAUNTED PROBABLY! SAY, AREN'T YOU SCARED OF ME? 'CAUSE I'M A DANCING TREE! DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DEE! *Keeps singing* Danny: *Is punching it* WHY CAN'T I KILL SCENERY? Sponge: Hey look what's that? *Points to an orb with glowing runes and stuff on it in the center of the room* Pyro: I KNOW LET'S TOUCH IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S DEFYING GRAVITY AND GLOWING! *Pokes it* *The room flips upside down* Danny: Whuh! Sponge: What's happening? Pyro: The room is upside down! Danny: O rly? Pyro: Well, we're falling and when I look what is up from my perspective I see what was previously down from my perspective. So I logically assumed the room flipped. Sponge: Okay... *They go out another set of doors and see the underside of a walkway with some search robots on it* Pyro: Wow. This castle designer really has issues. What was their logic making a door on the underside of a walkway which for some reason is above an infinite abyss, and then having upside down robots guard it? *Kicks Sponge and Danny at the robots and they sink to the ground* *They take an extremely long time to get back up* Pyro: *Kicks Sponge and Danny at the robots and they sink to the ground* *They take an extremely long time to get back up* Pyro: *Kicks Sponge and Danny at the robots and they sink to the ground and explode* Well that's the worst gameplay mechanic ever. I mean, uh, how physics actually work ever... Sponge: Hey look, a trail of rings! Should I follow it? Danny: That seems like a terrible idea. Only you have the ability to somehow defy gravity when there's a string of rings, and if we drop we'll be shot into space by gravity which for some reason is now repelling us away from the planet. Sponge: So it's a deal! *Sponge uses a ring dash or something and follows the trail of rings to the bottom of a tower* Look another rune thingy! *Touches it and they flip upside down again* Pyro: AAH! WE'RE FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN AGAIN! Sponge: All right, back to normal! *They run down a ramp and through a loop* Pyro: Again, what kind of person built thier castle with a frigging loop walkway? *The ramp ends and there's a dead end platform* Sponge: OH NOES! WE'RE DOOMED! *Runs around in circles* Danny: Ah, not to worry! My Piky-Sense is tingling! *Jumps and smashes a bunch of boxes which opens a hole in the platform* Pyro: What? How can boxes just be floating there? Were they tight enough that they held themselves there? If so why wouldn't a punch just send them shooting downwards? What was there for them to shatter against? My brain hurts! Sponge: Shut it up, you. *Jumps down the hole* *There's another rune dealie* Danny: Wow. Is it just me, or is this getting extremely monotonous? *They land on a rail on the underside of the ramp* Pyro: Oh, come on. That doesn't even make any sense. *They grind under the loop* Pyro: Jeeb Sponge your shoes have freakishly effective grip. Sponge: Will you quit questioning the plausibility of this castle? Pyro: No. *They hit springs and bounce up underneath a tower* *Some robots appear* Pyro: Be careful of that robot that's dressed like a magician! He can also transform himself when he's flipped upside down! Danny: Don't tell me what to do. *Kills all the robots* Pyro: *Flies them to another platform* Sponge: Hey look some torches floating in midair! Pyro: I wouldn't call those torches. More like fires. Sponge: Maybe there's an invisible pathway between them! Pyro: Um, what could possibly make you think that? Sponge: Um... My voiceactor told me and I worship him. Danny: A god worshipping something? Blasphemy! Sponge: Meh. My followers don't notice. Danny: So anyway let's go up this "invisible" "pathway". *They run up it* Sponge: ... Danny: ... Pyro: What? Sponge: Aren't you going to complain about invisible pathways? Pyro: Well, besides the fact he somehow got fire to burn upside down, I see no problem with it. Danny: You don't? Pyro: They can assign collisions to areas without having graphics to represent them. Sponge: What? Pyro: What? Danny: Look let's go in there! Pyro: *Flies them into an upside down tower* See, I really don't understand why you'd want a hollow tower without any floor. It's like he's trying to impress people. LOOK AT ALL MY TOWERS! MY WALKWAYS HAVE RAILS UNDERNEATH THEM! I MADE FIRE BURN UPSIDE DOWN ON NOTHING! Darn eccentric rich guys. Sponge: *Pokes another rune dealie and they flip upside down* Pyro: If this keeps happening I'm going to throw up on both of you. *They land back at the dead end only with an open door instead of a dead door* Danny: Look, the door's opened! Pyro: Wouldn't it've been easier to smash down the door instead of doing all that? Sponge: You'd think that, but no. *They go in* *There are two more dancing trees* Danny: AAA *Runs up some stairs* Pyro: This is all Danny! Danny: What? Pyro: *Points at a gong* Danny: ... What? Pyro: Punch it. Duh. Danny: Okay? *Punches it* *It swings back and they get smacked up to a higher area* Pyro: ... That was logical and remotely possible... Danny: Oh, BAWWWW. You and your stupid laws of physics. *They grind down a rail wrapping around the tower* *Which leads up to a pathway which they run down* Pyro: Seriously, long, steep, winding pathways really don't seem that efficient. Sponge: Will you shut up? Pyro: I SAID NO! *They hit a ramp, fly off, smack into a tower, and slide down into a rune thingy* *This is not added for comic relief. It actually happens in the game* Sponge: Generic message signifying we hit a rune thingy! *They drop up and hit another ramp, fly off and land on a rail on the bottom of the walkway* Pyro: *Sigh* *The rail sends them flying into another wall, which they smack into and drop down from* *Pyro flies them across some platforms and they get to an area with green fluid flowing from the walls to the ceiling* *There's a rune dealie in a cage* Sponge: Hey, there's that switch again! Pyro: NO! I JUST TOOK A BATH A FEW WEEKS AGO! I'M ALLERGIC TO GREEN FLUID! Danny: *Kills up some robots and the cage opens* Pyro: NOOOOOO! *The room flips and they land in the water* Pyro: *Hovers slightly above it* Phew... OmoSneezier: NO! BAD! *Shoves Pyro into the water* Pyro: Where'd you come from? You've been absent the last few chapterrrrrs! OmoSneezier: Have I,Pyro? Or had I been with you all along? In your hearts and minds? Pyro: I KNEW I FELT HEARTBURN! AND, UH, BRAIN DAMAGEAMAGEAMAGEAMAGEAMAGEAMAGE! OmoSneezier: Oh well. YOUR GOAL IS ALMOST NEAR,ADVENTURERS! Pyro: Wait, almost nea- *Sponge runs off* Sponge: Hey look, another invisible platform! This will surely be a difficult puzzle, as we will have to note where the next torches appear. Pyro: Screw that. *Flies across the gap* Danny: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? OmoSneezier: Uh that's okay because the gap wasn't long enough or something. Pyro: Darn I'm useful. *Flies up and pulls a switch and a door opens* *There are robots behind the door* Danny: Yeah yeah yeah. *Explodes them* *They go outside and kill some robots flying around a tower* *A hatch opens up and a rune thingy comes out* Sponge: *Pokes it* *They flip upside down* Pyro: THE CASTLE IS FLIPPED UPSIDE DOWN! Danny: Gosh, really? Pyro: Yup. *They land on the top of the tower and go through an upside down door* Pyro: Hm. It being upside down is a nice touch, but the fact that there's a door in the top of a tower seems awfully implausible. Sponge: Don't you think it could be a window? Pyro: ... You're a window. *They climb up the underside of some stairs to another rune thingy in a box* Pyro: That was a nice touch. Why can't the rest of the castle be like that? Stairs are plausible. And they didn't have any rails or anything. Danny: *Killed some robots and opened the cage and poked the rune thingy while Pyro was talking* Pyro: Oh. We flipped upside down again. What a twist! A vertical axis twist to be exact! Aha! Aha! Aha! Sponge: *Runs out the tower exit* *Dies* *Flickers back next to Pyro* Pyro: WE HAVE TO FIND A SWITCH TO MAKE IT THROUGH! NO SOULS CAN STAND OR RUN! Something like that. Danny: Wow look boxes for no reason. *Breaks them and pulls a switch* *A trail of rings appear at the exit* Pyro: I feel bad for the owner of this castle. He was so poor after building useless towers he couldn't build any walkways with rails underneath them anymore and had to use what I assume is currency anyway to fly across from tower to tower. Sponge: *Light dashes* *Rotates 360 degrees while following the rings* Pyro: Hooray dramatic! *They land by some robots* Danny: *Breaks them and a door opens* *They go through it and find some area with a statue of TAR at the back* Sponge: TAR's got some serious problems. Just look at that statue! Pyro: Oooh this is supposed to be TAR's castle? I guess that's okay then because she's inexplicably frigging huge. The useless towers are probably like cabinets. And um the rails are for her to cut her wrists on because she's emo? Oh look *Kicks Sponge at a switch floating in midair and a cage opens revealing a rune thingy* *They flip upside down. Again.* Pyro: I no longer really care. *Kicks Sponge at another switch an a pole rises up* Sponge: All right! *Uses Spongy Tornado and they swing around it and fly to another pole which they use to fly to another pole and so on until they get into an opening underneath the TAR statue* *There's a solid rock wall and nothing else there* Danny: We have to break through the wall! *Punches it* *It smashes apart* Sponge: Doesn't that hurt your fists? Danny: Doesn't that hurt your face because every time I punch something I'm doing it with you and Pyro and it was just left unsaid? Sponge: ... Yes. *They run through the passageway behind the wall and grind down a rail* Sponge: Do you have any problems with this? Pyro: I don't know what the other side is so no. I guess TAR just likes rails on her ceilings? *They get dumped out the window and start running up the side of the tower* Pyro: ... I do have a problem with this... Sponge: Quiet, you. *They jump through some rainbow rings and get points* Pyro: Woah when'd we start having points? Sponge: ... *They avoid some mines and keep running* Pyro: What's the logic in having mines on your tower walls? Danny: The same logic in why you won't shut up. Pyro: The mines are annoyed at the implausibility of this castle? Danny: ... *They reach the top, hit a ramp, and shoot off* Pyro: Waaait... Are we back right side up now? I'm so confused. *They drop to the left or something to the goal ring* Team Sponge Stage Clear! Score: Wut Time Bonus: 12:34:56. Total: Something. Rank: V for Viewtiful! |
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SZM
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Oct 24 2008, 11:33 PM Post #22 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Lack of interest fairy: AND SO, SPONGE AND HIS MERRY BAND OF FRIENDS PARADED THROUGH THE LAST LEVELS, BEAT THE TAR EMPRESS, SOME OTHER GUYS DID SOME STUFF, AND FINALLY THEY MET THE TRUE FOEBADGUY Metal Sponge: Hahaha! I have been merging with Chaos do to things! Sponge: No! Aqua: Let the ladies handle this! Dannielle: *Chews off Metal Sponge's hand* SGM: LET DA EMENY HANDLE THIS! BK: *Uses yoyo beam, severing Metal Sponge's other hand* Top: Something, probably! MDY: *Lightsabers off Metal Sponge's tail* Metal Sponge: Noooo! Pyro: Yeeees! Metal Sponge: *Turns into a super robot* Now I'll show you! Sponge: Hey what happened to those moldy cheese chunks? *Each member of Team Sponge holds one out, plus two members of Team Unlit, Top, and Aqua* *They all clamp around Sponge and he explodes into Moldy Sponge* THA POWER OF TEAMWERK!!!! Pyro: *Gets a shield* This is stupid. Danny: *Gets a shield* *Sponge flies away and Pyro's shield carries him next to him, although Danny's seems to have trouble* Sponge: EAT TEAM BLASTS YOU STUPID ROBO-IMPERSONATER! *Eats a Team Blast Laser* *Shoots a Super Team Blast at it* Metal Sponge: IMPROBABLE! *Blows up* AND SO ENDS THE EPIC TALE OF SOMEONE I DON'T TALK TO ANYMORE, A CHARACTER I DON'T LIKE ANYMORE, A DANNY, ON THE EPIC TALE OF A SOMEWHAT SUB-PAR GAME THAT DOES NOT LEND ITSELF WELL TO FANFICS THAT SLOWLY DRUG ITSELF ALONG OVER THE COURSE OF A FEW YEARS THE END |
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Topmonhit
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Oct 25 2008, 12:03 AM Post #23 |
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DESPITE THIS, IT WAS STILL A GREAT FAN FIC |
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SZM
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Oct 26 2008, 12:03 AM Post #24 |
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GRATE Aether!
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HECK YES IT WAS I NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE THAT ISN'T A SEVERAL-YEAR COMMITMENT |
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Korparl K. Kaport
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Nov 13 2008, 06:59 PM Post #25 |
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persindant of rub
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why is this a thing
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SZM
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Nov 13 2008, 09:23 PM Post #26 |
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GRATE Aether!
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I don't know man. :[ |
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