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Oct 24 2008, 11:23 PM Post #11 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 3: Casino Place Act 2: Bingo Road On Top Of Some Casino Building Thingy Sponge: So where to now? Danny: Hmm... It looks like there's a path up ahead. Pyro: DIE YOU LOSERS *Shoots them all with machine gun. Eggs.* *A sponge and a mouse fall out of the sky* Pyro: *Chews on the sponge* WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMMOROW NIGHT? Mouse: Squeak. Pyro: What's that? *Meanwhile* Pyro: *Is lying on the ground, flailing and foaming at the mouth* Sponge: I don't think him rolling up into a ball was such a great idea. Danny: I think it was. Sponge: ... Pyro: *Stands up* HI GUYS WHAR SHUD WE GO NEXT? Sponge: Uh... Danny: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GO! WHY DO YOU RETARDS KEEP ASKING THAT? Pyro: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OPEN-MINDED! *Cries* Danny: *Grabs Sponge and Pyro and throw them down a pit and then jumps in himself* *They all roll up into balls* Pyro: OW MY SPLEEN WHY AM I ROLLED UP INTO A BALL AGAIN? Sponge: Quit being a baby, Pyro. HEY LOOK A GIANT NUMBER! Pyro: HOW CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING WHEN YOU'RE SPINNING AROUND AT LIKE 500 RPM? Sponge: *Hits it* HUZZAH! *A giant number on a bingo thing lights up* Pyro: MY STUMMY HURTS! Danny: QUIET OR I'LL ROLL OVER YOU! Pyro: Sorry. Sponge: HEY! NUMBER TWO! Pyro: *Snickers* Sponge: *Rolls into it* YES! I ROLLED INTO THE NUMBER TWO! Pyro: *Holds back a laugh* Danny: Darn it! I wish I had rolled into the giant number two. Pyro: GAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *Rolls into the number 3* omg bingo. *Gets 10 rings* Sponge: HA HA! YOU ROLLED IN NUMBER THREE! I CAN LAUGH AT YOU TOO! HAHAHA! Pyro: QUIET! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S ALLOWED TO BE FUNNY DUE TO SZM LIKING ME MORE. Sponge: CHEATER! *Eats Pyro and turns him into an egg* Pyro: MMPH. Danny: How is that even possible? I mean, wouldn't you roll over your tongue and stuff? Sponge: I'M GREAT THAT'S HOW. *Eats Danny and turns him into an egg* AUGH I ATE TOO MUCH Danny: *Egg explodes with liek electric poppling everywhere* NO MORE FAT JOKES! *Uses thunder on Sponge and then rolls back into a ball* Pyro: *Muffled* IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! Danny: Quiet you. *Shoots him with a tackle* Pyro: *Breaks out of egg* Ow. *Cries* I hate you and you suck almost as much as rolling into a ball. *Jumps and starts fluttering above them* BEING CRUSHED HURTS! WEE I CAN FLY I'VE NEVER BEEN SO FREE! BOOORNNN FREEE! FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS! FREE AS THE GRASS GROWS! FREE AS A MAX! Omo-Sneezier: I don"t think you want to do that,. *charges gun* Pyro: EEK IM SO ASCARED Omo-Sneezier: *shoot's Pyro* *it knocks him out of the air onto the road again* *he doesn't roll but skids along on his face* Pyro: OWWWW OWWWW OWWWW I FORGOT YOU ARCEUS-MODDED CRAP YOU *Smashes into a four and slows down, eventually rolling into a ball again* Sponge: YAY JACKPOT! Wait we didn't make anything new. BE MORE USEFUL, FLYING SIDEKICK! Pyro: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BE USEFUL! IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION! Sponge: ...Good for you. *Smashes into a five* Danny: You know, in the actual game, those numbers are much harder to get... SZM's just being lazy. You could just throw in one description of them moving or somethin- *A giant poker chip falls from the sky onto him* ???: OOPS THOSE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE UNTIL TEAM CHAODDIX I WAS JUST GETTING THE COURSE READY MY BAD LIEK SORRY Danny: ... Pyro: Hey look a six. *Eats it* *They get ten more rings* Sponge: I'M IN THE MONEY! DA DA DA MONEY! I GOTTA LOTTA WHAT IT TAKES TO GET ALONG! Pyro: I still don't understand... Are rings currency or health? Danny: ... Both, you n00b. Pyro: A. What's a n00b and 2. Isn't it morally wrong to trade health for goods and services and it's showing how corrupt society is to trade their well-being for material objects? Omo-Max: you said it man Omo-Sneezier: YOU FAKER! *Shoots his propeller and he falls down onto the stage and explodes on Pyro* Pyro: Hehe. Tickles. Sponge: How does that tickle? Pyro: Well, it's partially because I r teh fier Yoshi and explosions are fire based, but there's alos something to do with something that would ruin PA AND ZOMG I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I WAS GONNA DO THIS LEVEL. Sponge: What? Pyro: Now I have to slowly incorporate it so it seems like I planned it there from the start. Sponge: What do you mean? You're not the "author" of our lives. Pyro: Sorry SZM haxed me. Danny: *Baleeted* SZM! I HATE HIM SO FREAKIN' MUCH! Pyro: Why? Danny: HE'S GIVEN ME LIKE THREE OR FOUR LINES ALL THIS CHAPTER! Pyro: Why? Danny: BECAUSE HE THINKS THE ONLY REASON I EXIST IS TO BE MADE FUN OF! I HAVE TALENTS I DON'T NECCISARILY SHOW TO EVERYONE! FOR INSTANCE, I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE! WHAT KIND OF POKEMON ARE YOU ARE YOU REALLY REALLY TRUUUEUEEUEE WHAT KIND OF SECRETS DO YOU HAVE DEEP INSIDE INSIDE- *Gets hit by a 7* *Gets 20 rings* Pyro: MY BACK HURTS. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE OMO-SNEEZIERS DO TO ME! *Flutter jumps off the side onto a small platform with a cage* Hey look a key. *Eats the cage and turns it into an egg and flutter jumps back* Danny: WHY'D YOU DO THAT? YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN US KILLED BY AN ANGRY OMO-SNEEZIER! Pyro: It was worth the risk! I found this weird thingy that has a bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar and then another bar. And it has a nice key inside it. Top: AN ICE KEY? Pyro: No. You aren't supposed to be in here for three more teams. Top: Aww. *Walks off the side of the road* AAAAAAAAAA Sponge: *Smashes into the number 8* *Gets ten rings* Hooray. Danny: Haha. I got twenty. I'm better than you. Sponge: ... Our rings go to the same place... Danny: Where? ME? BECAUSE I'M GREAT? - Aw, come on, SZM. That's not my character at all. Pyro should've said that. Pyro: YO MAMA SHOULD'VE SAID THAT! *Cries* *Smashes into a 9* *Gets 30 rings* yey. Danny: THAT'S NOT FAIR! HE GOT THREE BINGOES AT ONCE! Pyro: YO MAMA GOT THREE BINGOES AT ONCE! Danny: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! Pyro: YO MAMA DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! Danny: QUIT IT! Pyro: YO MAMA QUIT IT! Danny: YOU'RE BUGGING THE CRAP OUT OF ME! Pyro: YO MAMA BUGGED THE CRAP OUT OF ME! Danny: AUGH! *Stops being a ball and smashes into a wall* *Im a poet lol* Pyro: YO MAMA AUGH! *Unrolls and smashes into the wall* Sponge: Hooray! I see the goal ring! *Unrolls and smashes into the wall* NOW LET'S GET OUTTA HERE- Pyro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! First Danny sits on this. *Throws the cage at him* *The cage breaks* OH WAIT THE CAGE WAS MADE OUT OF PRETZEL STICKS THE WHOLE TIME! Now I get it. Danny: ... WTC? Pyro: *Grabs the key and eats the pretzel sticks* Okay we ready now. *Jumps into goal ring* TEAM SPONGE STAGE CLEAR! Time Bonus: 10 Level Bonus: 0 Ring Bonus: 800 Overall: 810 Rank: G. For Gee. |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:24 PM Post #12 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 3: Casino Place Act ?: Special Stage Bingo Dead End Sponge: Where to now? There's no obvious way to get out. Of course, a good writer could probably devise a plan where Pyro lifts us up for a better view while Danny, after playing Shadow the Hedgehog, can shoot down OmoSneezier, and then once we found somethin- Key: Y HALO THAR! Pyro: AAAAAAAAAAH A TALKING KEY KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT! *Starts whacking it with a newspaper* Key: I win acuz you don't have a newspaper. Lol. Pyro: You are indeed a worthy opponent. Key: Anywho don't take me or something I forgot what I'm supposed to say. Pyro: k *Takes him* Key: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABCDEF- *Is zapped by Danny* Sponge: Wow, you have electric attacks? Danny: ... Shut up. *Liek a magical portal appears above the key* Pyro: LETTUCE GO IN! Sponge: You know, considering I'm the leader, I should be the one saying this stuff. Pyro: How come you're the leader? I'm better than everyone else here combined... Sponge: My name's in the title? Pyro: Don't use that as an excuse. It would've been Pyroic heroes, but people could've interpreted that as "Pyr O I C", or "Pyre Oh I See", and taken it to mean that someone saw a funeral pyre for me and then all the female Yoshis and Comet would commit suicide due to not wanting to live in a world without a manly man like me. Sponge: ... Pyro: Hey look a portal. *Jumps in* Sponge: Okay then... *Jumps in* Danny: *Jumps in* Special Stage Sponge: Where are we? It's like someone put us inside a giant translucent pixie stix. Danny: No, it doesn't taste like that at all. Strangely, it tastes a little bit like cinnamon rolls... Pyro: HEY LOOK A SHINEY- wait. That's a stinking hunk of cheese. Danny: *Puts his hands together to the side of his chin and his eyes are all sparkly and stuff* Pyro: Wow SZM, you suck at describing anime expression things. Sponge: Are you fools? That's a Moldy Cheese Chunk! If we can collect all seven, incredible things can happen! Pyro: Like the ability to eat TWO PIES AT ONCE? *Shoves a few pies in his mouth* Sponge: Exactly! We should try to collect them. Danny: It's not even moving... I could go grab that right now. What a retarded stage... Stage: MOMMY SAYS I'M SPECIAL! *The Moldy Cheese Chunk flies away from them* Sponge: Look what you've done! Danny: No. Sponge: What are we doing sitting here? Pyro: Scratching our butts? Sponge: ... *Starts slowly walking away from Pyro and then breaks into a run and runs into a balloon thingy* What's this? Pyro: WHAT'S THIS? THERE'S COLOR EVERYWHERE! WHAT'S THIS? THERE'S WHITE THINGS IN THE AIR! WHAT'S THIS? I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES I MUST BE DREAMING WAKE UP PYRO THIS ISN'T FAIR! WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS? THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG! WHAT'S THIS? THERE'S PEOPLE SINGING SONGS! WHAT'S THIS? THE STREETS ARE LINED WITH LITTLE CREATURES LAUGHING EVERYBODY SEEMS SO HAPPY HAVE I POSSIBLY GONE DAFFY WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S THIS? THERE ARE CHILDREN THROWING SNOWBALLS, INSTEAD OF THROWING HEADS! THEY'RE BUSY BUILDING TOYS AND ABSOLUTELY NO ONE'S DEAD! THERE'S FROST ON EVERY WINDOW, OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES! AND IN MY BONES I FEEL THE WARMTH THAT'S COMING FROM INSIDE! OH LOOK! WHAT'S THIS? THEY'RE HANGING MISTLETOE! THEY KISS! WHY THAT LOOKS SO UNIQUE! INSPIRED! THEY'RE GATHERING AROUND TO HEAR A STORY ROASTING CHESTNUTS ON A FIRE WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS? IN HERE THEY'VE GOT A LITTLE TREE! HOW QUEER! AND WHO WOULD EVER THINK? AND WHY? THEY'RE COVERING IT WITH TINY LITTLE THINGS THEY'VE GOT ELECTRIC LIGHTS ON STRINGS AND THERE'S A SMILE ON EVERYONE SO NOW CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN THIS LOOKS LIKE FUN OH COULD IT BE I GOT MY WISH? WHAT'S THIS? OH MY! WHAT NOW? THE CHILDREN ARE ASLEEP! BUT LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING UNDERNEATH! NO GHOULS, NO WITCHES HERE TO SCARE THEM OR ENSNARE THEM ONLY COZY LITTLE THINGS SECURE THEM IN THEIR DREAMLAND! WHAT'S THIS? THE MONSTERS ARE ALL MISSING, AND THE NIGHTMARE'S CAN'T BE FOUND! AND IN THEIR PLACE THERE SEEMS TO BE GOOD FEELING ALL AROUND! INSTEAD OF SCREAMS I SWEAR I HEAR LAUGHTER IN THE AIR! THE SMELL OF CAKES AND PIES IS ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE! THE SIGHTS, THE SOUNDS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND ALL AROUND I'VE NEVER FELT SO GOOD BEFORE THE EMPTY PLACE INSIDE ME IS FILLING UP I SIMPLY CANNOT GET ENOUGH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT FOR MY OWN! I'VE GOT TO KNOW I'VE GOT TO KNOW WHAT IS THIS PLACE THAT I HAVE FOUND? WHAT IS THIS? -yeah, some kinda balloon. OmoSneezier: Ah,what you have found are Balloon Thingies. Danny: That's their proper name? OmoSneezier: Shut up,Elf-man. If you collect eleventyseven, you can speed up and catch the Moldy Cheese Chunk. May I suggest,once you find it,you give it to me to power up my super-ma-ship 3067,it runs on the limberger power and can transport 1000 y-mechs in its docking bay. Pyro: I feel asleep. Sponge: K. *Grabs a bunch of Balloon Thingies and grabs the Moldy Cheese Chunk* YEAH! SPECIAL STAGE CLEAR! Bonus: Yup. 7UP! Danny: *Drinks the 7UP* ... Bingo Dead End Tubba Blubba: *Walks onscreen* Huh? What? *Looks around* *Picks up the key and walks away* |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:24 PM Post #13 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 3: Casino Place Act 3: Robot Circus *A portal spits Team Sponge out on a circular platform with nothing on it and a million foot drop down* Sponge: You know, I really don't understand why they build things like this... Pyro: It makes perfect sense to me. You're probably stupid. Danny: Probably. Pyro: You understand why too, Danny? Danny: Wha? I just agree that Sponge is stupid. Pyro: WHY COME? I THOUGHT YOU AT LEAST LIKED PEOPLE WHILE YOU WERE FED AND TEMPORARILY UNINSULTED Danny: He clearly was stupid enough to repeatedly drill holes in himself, though. Pyro: Ah. Good point, good point. I always thought it was just some flesh eating virus, but that really makes more sense. Sponge: SHUT UP! IT'S NATURAL! My mother ate a lot of drills when she was pregnant. Pyro: Me too. Sponge: Your mother ate drills when she was pregnant? I was joking... Pyro: Oh, no. I ate drills when I was pregnant. Sponge: ... Danny: *Twitch* Pyro: There's a lot about me you don't know. Some of which may shock you. HEY LOOK THE CIRCUS IS COMING *Violently claps with a wide smile* Danny: Gah! Look! Sponge: THAT LOOKS PAINFUL! *TAR is flying in a tiny ship that's about half as big as she is* TAR: Fearmyrobotarmytheywilldefeatyouandsonicteamcouldn'tthinkofabosshere... Can'tbreathe... *Faints and slumps down, tipping the ship over and falling down* Pyro: HAW HAW! Robot Army: Roar. Pyro: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK *Hides behind Danny* Sponge: Ooo! Is this one of those boss battles that doesn't work in the slightest in script format? Danny: Yep. :nsidersmile: Well, actually, an adequate author could probably make it fairly decent, but... Uh... Sponge: *Eats one of the Robots and throws the egg at another* OmoSneezier: HEY! THAT ISN'T A SPEED CHARACTER'S MOVE! Sponge: I can't remember a helper character ever coming into a boss fight unless it changes its weakness or if the person died a few times... OmoSneezier: THAR ONTO ME *Flies away* Danny: Let me lead, guys. Sponge: K Pyro: *Is cowering behind Danny still* Danny: *Spits Sponge and Pyro at the robots over and over and over and over and over BUT NOT SIX TIMES* Robots: Ow. Sponge: Ooo Team Blast time. *Eats beans* BLAST AWAY *Farts and smashes through the rest of the enemies* Pyro: YAY Danny: That was awfully easy. Pyro: SHHHH Team Sponge Stage Clear! Keeps on Slippin' Bonus: 1337.5 Rank: I. For Imagine. |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:24 PM Post #14 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 4: Balustrade Valley Act 1: Balustrade Valley The Sky *Sponge, Pyro, and Danny are falling from some reason* Pyro: AAH! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T'VE FED SPONGE THOSE JUMPING BEANS Danny: THAT WAS A REALLY CRAPPY EXPLINATION FOR WHY WE'RE FALLING Pyro: OH YEAH? WELL SHUT UP Danny: MAKE ME Pyro: I DON'T MAKE MONKEYS, I EAT THEM Danny: WHA- *Hits a rail* Pyro: HAW- *Hits a rail* Haw... Sponge: I DON'T TALK VERY MUCH. *Hits a rail* *They all grind along the rails on their feet/shoes* Pyro: Even if this is possible, wouldn't it be far more logical for us to fall off after a few feet? Danny: *Is jumping around switching feet and going faster* I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M SPEEDING UP! Pyro: Is it just me or are the physics very wrong here? *They hit springs and bounce onto a platform* Pyro: PLATFORMY PLATFORMY LALALALALA Sponge: I think SZM's trying a little too hard for lines here... Pyro: Well this stage sucks anyway. Sponge: Look, we've just wasted... Three lines here. Pyro: W Pyro: h Pyro: a Pyro: t Pyro: d Pyro: o Pyro: y Pyro: o Pyro: u Pyro: m Pyro: e Pyro: a Pyro: n Pyro: ? Danny: *Smacks Pyro in the back of the head* *He flies onto another rail* *They all start grinding again* Pyro: MY FEET HURT! SWITCH TO FLYING FORMATION! *Flies up and Sponge and Danny somehow go under him* Yay. *Lies down* This is much better than carrying you lardoes. Sponge: OH NOES! A SPACE IN THE RAILS! Pyro: YOU SUCK. *Starts flying* Sponge: *Grabs onto Pyro's shoes* OW, PYRO! YOUR SHOES ARE HOT! Pyro: WELL THEY WERE JUST SLIDING ACROSS FREAKING METAL AT SEVERAL HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR! Danny: Your shoes and my feet aren't very hot, though, Sponge. Sponge: Well you have to belieeeeeeeve. Pyro: Believe you can slide along solid metal with the same friction as everything else? Sponge: QUIET! WITH THAT ATTITUDE YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CARRY SEVERAL TONS OF WEIGHT INDEFINATELY! Danny: HEY! *Starts gnawing on Sponge's ankles* Sponge: OW! I THOUGHT WE WENT OVER THAT I'M NOT CHEESE ALREADY! Danny: THIS IS FOR REASONS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FOOD! Pyro: WHAT? THAT CAN'T BE DANNY! IT'S METAL CHAOS ALIEN DANNY OR SOMETHING! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT! *Flies over to the next rail and repeatedly bashes Danny into it* Sponge: *Shakes Danny off his leg* Danny: *Grabs onto the rail* Phew... YOU GUYS ARE JERKS! Good thing this sturdy rail is here. *Pats it* Those posts look like they can hold up about anything. *OmoSneezier flies next to Danny* OmoSneezier: Hey...According to my records, this rail should be defying gravity! Why are there posts here? Pyro: The best synonym SZM could find for rail was balustrade, which technically means a supported rail. Sponge: QUIT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! IT'S LOSING ITS NOVELTY! Pyro: NEVER, SPONGEBOB1992! OmoSneezier: *Fires a power laser at Pyro, which makes him crash onto the rail* Pyro: OW! *Starts grinding* Danny: *Climbs up and immediately starts grinding* Sponge: *Lands on the rail and starts grinding* Pyro: Have I mentioned recently how messed up the physics are here? Sponge: YES. Pyro: Well SORRY! This level sucks to the point I'm lucky to have found this one thing to comment on! Danny: Well there's the Goal Ring so that should shut you up. Pyro: Are you kidding? That was maybe the first fifteen seconds of the leve- Team Sponge Stage Clear! Marches On Bonus: 12345 Rank: N. For Nice. |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:24 PM Post #15 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 4: Balustrade Valley Act 2: Projectile Position Pyro: It's getting creepy around here... Danny: No it isn't. Pyro: SHUT UP! *Cries* *They land on rails* *The rails end* Pyro: THAT WAS EPIC hey look a robot. Sponge: *Eats them* Danny: That isn't one of your moves. Sponge: Frankly, I don't really care anymore. Danny: Aw... You're ruining it for all of us. Sponge: Am I? Am I really? Danny: Yes. Sponge: Oh. Pyro: I think we're struggling for lines again. Sponge: That joke is becoming less and less funny and more and more sad. Pyro: LOOK MORE RAILS *They jump on them* *There are trains on some of the rails* Sponge: Wow... Trains. Danny: They look like they have faces. What's the logic in putting faces on trains? Pyro: So you feel sorry for them when you blow them up. Danny: You blow them- Pyro: *Jumps off the rail and kicks the train* HI-YA! *His foot bounces off and he lands on his back on the rail* *He keeps grinding with his saddle* Ow. I thought giant things were supposed to blow up from weak hits... Danny: You're forgetting only from MY weak hits. *Shoots a thunderbeam at it* *It doesn't do anything* Pyro: OH NOES! THOSE OBJECTS DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIAL THINGIES DESIGNED BESIDES COLLISIONS! THE BAD PROGRAMMING, IT HURTS! *For no reason they all fall off the rail and die* Pyro: DARN YOU, SONIC GAME PHYSICS! *They grind back to where they were and go into some tunnel dealie where the rail stops* Sponge: Hey look some ball thingy. Pyro: Hehe. Ball. Sponge: I think it's a switch. *Steps on it* *Is stuck to it* AAAAAAAAA Pyro: Neat. *Steps on another one and is stuck* MY NOSE ITCHES! Danny: ... *Looks at the third philosophically* *Scratches his chin* Pyro: IF YOU TURN ON US OMOSNEEZIER IS GOING TO FIRE POWER LASERS AT YOU! Danny: ... *Sighs* *Steps on the switch* *It breaks* Pyro: See? That's what you get for pausing. FAT JOKES. Sponge: *Walks back to the leader position* Yay I'm free. Pyro: I'M FREE! I'M FREE! AND FREEDOM, TASTES, OF REALITY! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! - Sponge: And I'm waiting for you to follow me... Pyro: Aw. >[ *Follows* *There's some fan blowing up* Sponge: The next platform's all the way up there! Danny: *Steps into a ? orb* I could show you what it takes to reach the highest high. *Holds out his Danny Balloon* Pyro: *Laughs* Nothing's that simple. Danny: *Jumps onto it* *Flies up to another fan and another and another and another and another and another BUT NOT SIX TIMES, and then Pyro and Sponge randomly teleport up* *There's an entrance to some room with a giant cannon thingy* Pyro: GASP! A GIANT CANNON THINGY! *Runs into the room* *Robobots jump out of everywhere* Pyro: AAAAA Sponge: DANNY! SWITCH TO YOU FORMATION! Danny: ... *Eats Sponge* *Spits him at a robot and it explodes* Pyro: LOOK! A DANNY POWER UP THINGY! *Eats it* Danny: *Starts bouncing around on his stomach squishing the robots* *His stomach is on fire because of the power up thingy* Weee... Pyro: IT'S NO USE! THEY JUST KEEP COMING! Hey look. *Runs over to a Team Blast power up and breaks it* Sponge: BLAST AWAY! *Eats beans and starts flying around into enemies* *Pyro and Danny attack stuff* *Everything dies* Pyro: lol. *They all jump in the cannon and are shot away* Danny: REMIND ME WHY THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA AGAIN? Pyro: I DON'T KNOW IT JUST SEEMED LIKE THE THING TO DO *Hits a balloon with enough force to pop it and keep going with no speed loss* I THINK AT LEAST ALL OF THAT JUST WENT DOWN MY THROAT. BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE WE GOT SOME RINGS! Sponge: YAY! Pyro: YES. *They hit some platform thingy with rails* Pyro: MORE RAILS? Friggin' balustrades. Danny: PYRO! I know you're angry, but DON'T INSULT THE BALUSTRADES! Pyro: I know... It was uncalled for. Sponge: I think we've all learned a valuable lesson today. Pyro: Yes. Never talk to strangers with candy made out of guns and Michael Jackson. Danny: Mmm... Candy made out of guns and Michael Jackson... Sponge: Oh and this whole time we were on rails and now we're AAA DOING A BARREL ROLL *The rail starts corkscrewing* *There are more rails joining around it* *Random trains start coming near them* Pyro: MY VOMIT HURTS *Throws up on the trains and they explode* *There's a giant sign with a red X on it in front of them* Pyro: What does that me- *They all get hit by a giant train and die* *This repeats itself a few dozen times until by a stroke of luck they avoid it* Sponge: WE GOTZ MAD SKILLZ YO Pyro: WORD Danny: Dawg. Pyro: QUIT RUINING IT. *They smack into the Goal Ring* TEAM SPONGE CLEAR! Time Bonus: 12skipafew99100 Rank: E. For EGAD, I SAID IMAGINE TWICE. |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:24 PM Post #16 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 4: Balustrade Valley Act 3: TAR Chicken *Team Sponge is running forward continously at random on a very loooooooong platform* Pyro: These infinite platforms covered in rings and robots and items are boring. Sponge: I have to go to the bathroom. Pyro: Gross. *All of a sudden, a giant machine that looks like the TAR Dodo stacked on top of a blimp and a plane flies by* TAR: HAHAHA! YOU FOOLS, SPONGIC HEROES! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME! MORE GENERIC EVIL SAYINGS! Pyro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Sponge: WE'LL BEAT YOU THROGH THE POWER OF TEAMWORK! Danny: I MUST SAY, M'AM, THAT LOOKS LIKE A DELICIOUS SANDWICH! *The TAR Chicken starts flying backwards* Sponge: AFTER HER! Pyro: OKAY! Danny: I WANT THAT SANDWICH! Pyro: WHY ARE WE YELLING? Danny: I WANT THAT SANDWICH! Pyro: OKAY! SPONE, USE YOUR MAGIC SPEED TO CATCH US UP! Sponge: OKAY, LOL! *They catch up to it* Sponge: DANNY, I CHOOSE YOU! *They switch to Power Formation* Danny: WEE! *Jumps on top of one of the wings of the plane, which has a TAR Pawn gunner in it, and starts belly flopping* TAR Pawn: TELL MY WIFE HELLO! *Explodes* *The wing breaks off* TAR: WHAT? *Flies back faster and shoots at them* Danny: SPEED FORMATION! *Sponge switches to the front* *Pyro and Danny get hit by the bullets* Sponge: GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER! *They run forward unphased* TAR: YOU'RE CHEATING, YOU CHEATY CHEATERS! OmoSneezier: *Flies in* No, I believe they're following all the rules here... For once. Pyro: *Spits a fireball at one of the turrets on the other wing, asploding it* OmoSneezier: ... Never mind. You have permission to roboticerize them. TAR: That's Terry's job. *Throws Terry at OmoSneezier* Terry: HEY! *Headbonks OmoSneezier* OmoSneezier: *Put up a power shield* Ha, I thought of that first. Terry: What? Danny: *Gnaws off the second wing* You guys should pay more attention to us, and like take evasive action or something. TAR: GAH! *Flies away further* I'm only two easy payments away from owning that plane... YOU WON'T DESTROY IT! *A bunch of TAR Pawns appear on the track* Sponge: OH NO! BASIC ENEMIES! *Homing attacks them to death* TAR Pawns: Aw. *The track turns into rails covered in rings with items in the middle* Sponge: You know, this was probably a bad place for her to fight us... Pyro: THIS POWER UP IS A PIE! *Breaks a Team Blast box thingy* Sponge: Ooh! Let's go! *The trail ends and they run faster* TAR: NO! Sponge: BLAST AWAY! *Eats beans and they go into his arms, making them muscley and have anchors on them* *Farts and flies onto the plane and starts punching it with his beefy arms* Pyro: *Kicks the plane* Danny: *Thunderbolts it* TAR: I WON'T LET YOU MAKE MY PAYMENTS BE IN VAIN! *Flies faster* *The plane is crushed by the much larger blimp* TAR: ... In retrospect, that was probably a bad place for it. Sponge: So now... we're fighting... a blimp. Hooray? Pyro: I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS, OMOSNEEZIER! *Shoots a tiny ember at it* *The blimp makes a massive explosion, destroying the entire TAR Chicken* Pyro: I guess now you'll have to call it the TAR Chicken with its head cut off! Sponge: That was terrible. Pyro: I'm sorry. *TAR crawls out of the wreckage* TAR: My... beaautiful... shiiiiiiip... *Head explodes* Pyro: *Flies away on a magic carpet poorly animated* I WON! Team Sponge Stage Clear! Time Bonus: 9001 Rank: WHAT? 9001? |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:25 PM Post #17 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 4: Balustrade Valley Act 3: TAR Chicken *Team Sponge is running forward continously at random on a very loooooooong platform* Pyro: These infinite platforms covered in rings and robots and items are boring. Sponge: I have to go to the bathroom. Pyro: Gross. *All of a sudden, a giant machine that looks like the TAR Dodo stacked on top of a blimp and a plane flies by* TAR: HAHAHA! YOU FOOLS, SPONGIC HEROES! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME! MORE GENERIC EVIL SAYINGS! Pyro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Sponge: WE'LL BEAT YOU THROGH THE POWER OF TEAMWORK! Danny: I MUST SAY, M'AM, THAT LOOKS LIKE A DELICIOUS SANDWICH! *The TAR Chicken starts flying backwards* Sponge: AFTER HER! Pyro: OKAY! Danny: I WANT THAT SANDWICH! Pyro: WHY ARE WE YELLING? Danny: I WANT THAT SANDWICH! Pyro: OKAY! SPONE, USE YOUR MAGIC SPEED TO CATCH US UP! Sponge: OKAY, LOL! *They catch up to it* Sponge: DANNY, I CHOOSE YOU! *They switch to Power Formation* Danny: WEE! *Jumps on top of one of the wings of the plane, which has a TAR Pawn gunner in it, and starts belly flopping* TAR Pawn: TELL MY WIFE HELLO! *Explodes* *The wing breaks off* TAR: WHAT? *Flies back faster and shoots at them* Danny: SPEED FORMATION! *Sponge switches to the front* *Pyro and Danny get hit by the bullets* Sponge: GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER! *They run forward unphased* TAR: YOU'RE CHEATING, YOU CHEATY CHEATERS! OmoSneezier: *Flies in* No, I believe they're following all the rules here... For once. Pyro: *Spits a fireball at one of the turrets on the other wing, asploding it* OmoSneezier: ... Never mind. You have permission to roboticerize them. TAR: That's Terry's job. *Throws Terry at OmoSneezier* Terry: HEY! *Headbonks OmoSneezier* OmoSneezier: *Put up a power shield* Ha, I thought of that first. Terry: What? Danny: *Gnaws off the second wing* You guys should pay more attention to us, and like take evasive action or something. TAR: GAH! *Flies away further* I'm only two easy payments away from owning that plane... YOU WON'T DESTROY IT! *A bunch of TAR Pawns appear on the track* Sponge: OH NO! BASIC ENEMIES! *Homing attacks them to death* TAR Pawns: Aw. *The track turns into rails covered in rings with items in the middle* Sponge: You know, this was probably a bad place for her to fight us... Pyro: THIS POWER UP IS A PIE! *Breaks a Team Blast box thingy* Sponge: Ooh! Let's go! *The trail ends and they run faster* TAR: NO! Sponge: BLAST AWAY! *Eats beans and they go into his arms, making them muscley and have anchors on them* *Farts and flies onto the plane and starts punching it with his beefy arms* Pyro: *Kicks the plane* Danny: *Thunderbolts it* TAR: I WON'T LET YOU MAKE MY PAYMENTS BE IN VAIN! *Flies faster* *The plane is crushed by the much larger blimp* TAR: ... In retrospect, that was probably a bad place for it. Sponge: So now... we're fighting... a blimp. Hooray? Pyro: I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS, OMOSNEEZIER! *Shoots a tiny ember at it* *The blimp makes a massive explosion, destroying the entire TAR Chicken* Pyro: I guess now you'll have to call it the TAR Chicken with its head cut off! Sponge: That was terrible. Pyro: I'm sorry. *TAR crawls out of the wreckage* TAR: My... beaautiful... shiiiiiiip... *Head explodes* Pyro: *Flies away on a magic carpet poorly animated* I WON! Team Sponge Stage Clear! Time Bonus: 9001 Rank: WHAT? 9001? |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:25 PM Post #18 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 5: Salientian Timberland Act 2: Vanished Boscage *The forest starts getting thicker and darker and the generic water underneath the stage that you fall through and die if you touch turns into generic swamp that you fall through and die if you touch* Pyro: *Starts shivering* I don't like the looks of this, guys... Sponge: What's wrong? Chicken? Danny: Mm- Pyro: NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN. Danny: I want chicken I want li- Sponge: Oh yeah? Pyro: Um... I haven't seen that movie in too long. OH NO MY PICTURE IS FADING I'M GOING TO GO PLAY A SONG FOR MY PARENTS Sponge: What? Pyro: What? Danny: I CAN'T MAKE ANY JOKES AT MY EXPENSE IF YOU TWO DON'T SHUT UP! Pyro: What? Danny: *Sigh* Why don't we actually try to go through the level for once instead of hilariously arguing and spending about ten seconds doing the actual level? Pyro: ... Level? You say this as if we were in some sort of game, not nary perchance one that one might play upon a video. Your philosophy intrigues me. What's to say that we aren't some sort of advanced artificial intelligence, capable of being sentient and eventually finding out what we really are? Could we really just be some infinitesimally existant bits of data that simply were programmed to think we're more? *Bites hand* Ow. I felt pain. No, you're wrong and stupid. Danny: ... My point exactly. Pyro: HEE HEE YOU SAID YOU WERE POINTING OUT YOU WERE WRONG AND ALSO STUPID Danny: LOOK PYRO THERE'S A PRETTY FROGGY Pyro: Why? We already have perfectly healthy freakish plant-platforms, or if one was to be witty plantforms, so I can see no logical reason for another dancing of the rain. Frog: *Is a Croagunk* CRAUAAGH CRUAAAGH Pyro: Why, little Politoed! You're hideously ugly! And not a Politoed! And... hideously... ugly... Sponge: Wait, there isn't any acid rain dance move for poison types or anything, is there? Danny: Not that I know of... I can't think of any move it would know to remain parallel to the Politoed and destroy the plants... I think we're in the clea- Pyro: *Is running around screaming* MY EYES! THEY BURN! EYES BLEEDING IS A FUN JOKE AND ALL BUT THE UNFUNNY TRUTH IS THAT NOT ONLY DO THE WOUNDS HURT BUT THE BLOOD LEAKING OUT COAGULATES IN YOUR EYES WHICH HURTS ENOUGH AND THEN IN THE WOUNDS WHICH MAKE THEM START BLEEDING HARDER AND THEN IT'S THE CIRCLE! THE CIRCLE OF LIFE! *Spews blasts of flame with each syllable, incinerating all the platforms* Danny: Way to go, Pyro. You just destroyed the pathway through this linear forest. Pyro: WAY TO GO, CROAGUNK! YOU JUST DESTROYED THE POOLS OF RADIANT BEAUTY THAT WERE MY EYES! Sponge: You two are overreacting... See, this is why I'm the team leader... I don't start crying about the smallest thing. Danny, there's got to be more than one way through this stupid forest, and Pyro, they'll grow back someday. Pyro: *Sniff* Really? *A lone tear comes to his eye* *The tear is heavily saturated with blood* OW! MY TEAR DUCKS! *A group of Psyducks walks by* Tear Ducks: PSY? Sponge: Why are you called Tear Ducks? Danny: Why are you breaking the fourth wall? Tear Ducks: *Cut themselves and listen to Max's music* Sponge: Oh. Pyro: I wish my Psyducks were emo so they would cut themselves. Danny: ... So anyway Sponge you said there was another way through here? Sponge: Well, yeah. That way seems to be a potential path through the swamp. *Points towards a somewhat shallow-looking area of the swamp covered in lilypads and stuff* Pyro: That's a bad idea... Danny: What? Pyro: There's a bog monster there! Danny: *Snicker* Pyro: There IS one! I saw one! When I was just a little Yoshi, SZM always warned me not to go into the forbidden forest! Sponge: You must've imagined it, Pyro. Pyro: No! I didn't! I know what I saw! *Eerie music starts playing and ghostly blobs start flying among the trees* Pyro: *Starts dancing around* In the forbidden forest lurks a monster and you'll see How my childhood curiosity got the best of me With crusty skin and and giant claws and dripping fangs and beady eyes His arms around you feels like drowning in mud pies The big bog monster is coming after you His terrifying face will make you scream until you're blue His breath was awfully stinky it could knock over a rhino His hair was full of maggots and his ears dripped something yellow I thought to myself what could it be his eyes were red from what I could see His arms were thicker than a tree it scared the eggs out of me! The big bog monster is coming after you His terrifying face will make you scream until you're blue *Starts running around and singing faster* The big bog monster is coming after you His terrifying face will make you scream until you're blue *Shivers in place and sings even faster* The big bog monster is coming after you Histerrifyingfacewillmakeyouscreamuntilyou'reblue Thebigbogmonsteriscomingafteryou- Danny: *Screams at Pyro* Pyro: AAAAAAAAAAAA Danny: *Cracks up* Sponge: Are you done now, Pyro? Pyro: ... Well, I think I have another in there somewhere. ... Hm, yes. *Ahem* You know, the thing I don't remember most is- Danny: Okay that's enough. *Chucks Pyro into the the shallow swampy area* Pyro: AAA *Dies* *Respawns behind them* You suck. Sponge: Hm... It looks like we can't walk there. Pyro: Look vines. We can swing to get across or something. *Suddenly the swamp starts bubbling up and a small crocodile swims out* Mr. Vile: I thought you said you'd start the song up by now! Pyro: Yeah, well that didn't work out. It's okay though since I didn't have anything to pay you with anyway. Mr. Vile: Grr... Pyro: TO THE VINEMOBILE FATMAN *Jumps on Danny's shoulder* Sponge: I LIKE THAT NICKNAME! *Jumps on Danny's other shoulder* Danny: ... I should leave you guys here to get eaten... Pyro: By that puny little thing? He's adorable. I want to capture him and name him Totodile or something. Mr. Vile: *Is screaming various things at Pyro and snapping his teeth* Pyro: YAH! *Kicks Danny* Danny: ... *Jumps onto the vines* *Starts swinging from vine to vine* I feel like Tarzan. Top: TARGETZAN? Pyro: Where the crap did you come from Top? I already included a Banjo-Kazooie character for no reason anyway. Top: ... *Runs away* Sponge: Hey I see the Goal Ring in the distance! Hooray, this will be a nice leisurely swing from vine to vine until we finish the level and do a little dance. Pyro: I must concur with the celebratory remark. Yea merrily. *They keep on swinging from vine to vine* Not Vines Mr. Vile: *Muttering under his breath* Friggin... *A plothole one of those interdimensional portal things from SPM opens up and a Mega Star comes out* Mr. Vile: Hm? Is that delicious? *Eats it* *A bunch of 8-Bit Klaptraps from Donkey Kong Jr. run by the screen making it white* *A giant 8-Bit Klaptrap is drawn on the white screen, filled in with 8-Bit versions of Mr. Vile's colors, and the background fades back* Mr. Vile: Beep. *Starts running after Team Sponge, chomping and destroying all vines and anything else in his path* Vines Pyro: HEY LOOK IT'S THAT GUY WHO WAS GOING TO SING WITH ME AND BECOME OUR FOURTH PARTY MEMBER AND HELP US WITH EVERYTHING UNTIL YOU SHOOED HIM AWAY DANNY Danny: *Is panting and sweating* I'M FREAKING CARRYING YOU ACROSS A SWELTERING JUNGLE SWINGING ON UNCOMFORTABLE VINES AND WAIT HOW CAN YOU SEE SUCH A LITTLE THING FROM UP HERE? Pyro: HE'S GIANT IN WEARING BRIGHT TACKY COLORS! Mr. Vile: SNAP SNAP SNAP Danny: AAAA *Starts jumping from vine to vine faster* Mr. Vile: *Is following right behind them, snapping at Sponge* Pyro: IF WE FEED SPONGE TO HIM HE'LL SLOW DOWN! SPONGES ARE CHEWY, OR SO I WOULD SURMISE! Danny: I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK! Sponge: IF I'M NOT HERE OUR TEAM WILL FALL APART AND BE CALLED "TEAM "! I'M ESSENTIAL! PYRO IS DELICIOUS AND SELF-BAKING! Pyro: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? *Cries* Danny: IF I HAD A CHOICE I'D FEED YOU BOTH TO HIM, BUT... UH... HEY, I SEE NO REASON NOT- *Hits the Goal Ring* Durnit. Team Sponge Stage Clear! Pestilence Bonus: 314 Ring Bonus: 150 Total: 464 Rank: Asdf Goal Ring Mr. Vile: *Keeps snapping at them, unable to get past the Goal Ring* Pyro: Hee hee. *Pokes him* You feel like legos. *Another plothole warp thingy opens up and drops a key on Sponge* Sponge: *Does the victory dance Mario does in SM64 when he gets a key* YEAH! |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:25 PM Post #19 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 5: Salientian Timberland Act ?: Bonus Stage *Team Sponge appears in the magical rainbow tube* Sponge: Not again... Why can't that stupid key just unlock the Moldy Cheese Chunk or something? I don't want to go through some kind of obviously drug-based bonus area again... *The Moldy Cheese Chunk appears in front of them* Danny: WHAT A TWIST! Pyro: WAIT GUYS *Grabs it with his tongue* LOL, I WI- *Gets pulled away* Danny: *Sigh* Let's go after him. Sponge: Do we have to? *They're running.* Danny: Well, we're automatically running, so we might as well. Sponge: Poopooes. Uh, how do you think only two team members will effect our rainbow orb getting? Danny: Neutrally, I presume. *They go through a set of orbs and start boosting* Sponge: My stummy hurts. Danny: Pikachu was not meant to travel at more than four or five miles per hour. Sponge: What about Yoshis? Danny: I could care less... Sponge: Meanie. Danny: Why does this part lack so much dialogue? Sponge: I blame the government. Danny: Hey look it's Pyro. Pyro: *Is sitting on top of the Moldy Cheese Chunk* SQUADALAH! WE ARE OFF! Sponge: PYRO SINCE YOU'RE ON OUR TEAM SHOULDN'T WE'VE WON BY NOW? Pyro: NO THIS IS MY PET HIS NAME IS FOUL ODOR AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE COLLECTED BY THE LIKES OF YOU Sponge: *Picks up a spiked Orb and hurls it at Pyro* Pyro: *Falls off* FOUL ODOR! *Sob* Sponge: You can have him back if we catch up to him. Pyro: k *Grabs it again with his tongue and they get it* Team Sponge Bonus Clear! Time: What Something: 100 OVER NINE THOUSAND UP Moldy Cheese Chunk Gotted! ![]() Pyro: HEY IF WE WERE BRITISH WOULD THEY BE CALLED MOULDY CHEESE CHUNKS? |
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Oct 24 2008, 11:25 PM Post #20 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Level 5: Salientian Timberland Act 3: Team Unlit Fight *The magical drug-induced bonus stage dumps them out on a circular platform inexplicably above the rest of the jungle* Sponge: Why are there so many of these platforms? Pyro: I blame the government. *SGM, BK, and SZM appear* SGM: Plot related things! SZM: MUST DESTROY TAR'S ROBOTS BK: Excuse us, Team BUTT, we're on our way to find TAR! Sponge: Hey! We have a date with TAR ourselves! BK: Then I guess it'll have to be a date... to die for! Sponge: THAT'S MY LINE! *Runs at BK* Team Unlit SGM: What's with that Yoshi that looks like me? Sponge: I don't look anything like you. SGM: *Cries* Danny: Let me handle this! *Eats Sponge and Pyro* *Spits them out at BK and SZM* Sponge: I KEEP TELLING YOU, THAT PUTS US IN MORE DISCOMFORT THAN THE ENEMY! Can't you attack without using us as projectiles? Danny: Of course I can! *Runs at SGM and starts punching* SGM: *Holds Danny back with his hand* Danny: *Is wildly swinging his fists, not reaching SGM* CURSE THESE STUBBY PIKACHU ARMS Pyro: Hey I've been strangely quiet so far. *Kicks Sponge at some magic balloons floating around the platform and they level up a bunch* Danny: Level up! Hey, good thing you found those! *Jumps and... downercuts SGM* SGM: OW MY FACE! *Spins around and his cape deflects Danny away* BK: I'LL TAKE THE LEAD! *Kicks SGM and SZM at Sponge* SGM: WHY COME EVERYONE'S ATTACKS BUT MINE INVOLVE PUTTING ME IN PAIN? SZM: WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODELS Sponge: MY POWER IS FAILING! *Falls over electricy* Pyro: HEY DANNY GO PLAY OVER THERE *Kicks him away* Whee! Whee! Whee! *Throws Rings all over* BK: HEY WE SHOULD GET THOSE RIGHT GUYS? *Runs into one* *It explodes and BK gets knocked off the platform* LOOKS LIKE TEAM BK IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAIIINNN *Ding* SZM: SOMETHING ROBOTY *Bats SGM at Pyro with its sword* SGM: THIS IS WHAT I MEAN *Sob* *Smacks into Pyro* Pyro: EW GET IT OFF OF ME! *Writhes in agony* Danny: PYRO! I'LL SAVE YOU! *Eats SGM* SGM: WHAT. THAT ISN'T A MOVE! Danny: Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom SGM: AAAAAAA. Pyro: You know you guys don't always have to yell just because your names are all acronyms. SZM: DOES NOT COMPUTE SGM: *Muffled* YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE UGLY JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID! Hey I have an idea. *Rustling is seen in Danny's stomach* Danny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? SGM: SUPERGBABOB, I CHOOSE YOU! Danny: WHAT? SGM: I JUST REALIZED THAT PROBABLY WASN'T A GOOD- *Boom* *SGM and Danny get KO'd* Pyro: SO IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, MR. ROBOTO. SZM: AFFIRMATIVE. Pyro: Um... Lookapie. SZM: PIE SENSORS DO NOT REGISTER ANY OF THE SAID PASTRY Pyro: I don't have anything to do without my cronies... *Kicks SZM* SZM: *Powers down* Pyro: WOO! I'M AWESOME! Team Sponge Stage Clear! Blablabla Rank: Q |
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