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(Credit for lyrics to this place, and Sonic Team)

What comes up must come down
Hear my feet don't touch the ground
See the world spinning upside down
A mighty trance without a sound!

I can feel your every rage
Step aside I'll turn the page,
Breaking through your crazy maze,
Like a lazer beam, my eyes on you!

Watch me throw the night away,
watch me save the day,
Feel my strongest getin' close,
Heading your waaaaay!

SPONGIC HEROES!
SPONGIC HEROES!

Find you, convide you, dividing a blaze!

SPONGIC HEROES!
SPONGIC HEROES!

Setting the stage for a Heroes parade!


I won't even hesitate,
A second left to alter fate!
Tried to strike but hit too late,
I got to look by my own rate!

Watch me throw the night away,
Watch me save the day,
Feel my strongest getin' close,
Heading your waaaaay!

SPONGIC HEROES!
SPONGIC HEROES!

Find you, convide you, dividing a blaze!

SPONGIC HEROES!
SPONGIC HEROES!

Setting the stage for a Heroes parade!

You can get there when your down....
As the words do form aloud.
Whoa, Whoa....Hero

I can chase another day,
Fight you all the way.
Like a hero.....

And together we stand strong no matter how,
No one can bring us down!
Heaaay!

SPONGIC HEROES!
SPONGIC HEROES!

Find you, convide you, dividing a blaze!

SPONGIC HEROES!
SPONGIC HEROES!

Setting the stage for a Heroes parade!

Spongic Heroes! (Heroes! Hero~)
Spongic Heroes! (Heroes! Hero~)

Give us a reason and we're on our way!
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Prelude:

Sponge: Spongic Heroes, dum de dum dum... What? It's a catchy song!
Pyro: *mouth full of pie* WE AWW DANCHED IN PHIRE! LA LA LA LA LA!
Danny: *smacks Pyro in back of head*
Pyro: Hey! You made me spit out my pie! And some blood! *cries*
Sponge: MY FEET DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND AND I'M A HERO HORRAY-
Danny: *throws Pyro at Sponge* Quiet!
Pyro: Weeee I'm flying- ow I'm stuck in a pore.
Sponge: I'LL PORE YOU! *eats Danny*
Danny: GRAHG *bleep* *bleep* *bleepier* *bleepiest*
Sponge: Now that's what I call a BAD EGG!
Pyro: Hahahahaha!
Sponge: Hahahahaha!
Pyro: Hahahahaha!
Sponge: Hahahahaha... When you laugh while stuck in me, it makes my brain dislocate a pie a ah ah ah ah ha ah ah ha PACMAN IS NAKED AND SO SHOULD YOU
Pyro: He-... He's right! Pac-Man IS naked and so should I! *takes off saddle* BE FREE!
Danny: *breaks out of egg* Hey, let's keep this rated PG!
Pyro: You're always naked. And cussing.
Danny: So are you!
Pyro: No, I'm still wearing shoes. NUDIST!
Danny: I'LL NUDIST YOU!
Pyro: NOT MY SHOES!
Sponge: I'LL SHOW YOU TO DRINK MY HITMONLEE! *starts punching Danny*

*TAR flies by in a flyingmobile*

TAR: I HAVE TAKEN ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE AND STUFF AND... UH... FIGHT ME KTHX!
Danny: *pulls Pyro out of Sponge's brain*
Pyro: I feel all wet...
Sponge: I'll show YOU, TAR! The three of us will do it together and stuff!
*Sponge, Pyro, and Danny start running, and pose in midair*
Sponge: AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE THE SPONGIC HEROES!
Pyro: What the crap is Spongic?
Sponge: Uh... SPONGIC HEROES, SPONGIC HEROES! LA LA LA LA LA LA HEROES TODAY! BUY THEM TODAY! HIP HIP HORRAY!

End of Prelude!

I'm all like MoC and ToP and gonna explain stuff. But only for this chapter.

  • Spongic Heroes was a comic to be on SSNM1
  • Yoshichu was replaced by Danny because I don't remember why Yoshichu was a power character other than I wanted an all-Yoshi team, but now I realised that makes Kooptophers sad, and also I wouldn't know what to put for Yoshichu on Team Porette.
  • There are only going to be four teams, because I refuse to have any originality... Seriously... I think M&L:BR is the only thing original I've ever done, and the sequel is based on PiT.
  • The other teams will be Team SZM and... Uh... TOPCHU, I CHOOSE YOU! Team Top. Top's Lawyer looks like he'd be a good detective.
  • If you want to be in it, you can be... You'll be, like, Chocola.
  • Actually, if Twila is kthx with it, I wanna use Myriad as Aqua's slave
  • And that means another Chao spot is open for Chocola!
  • There will be no Froggy replacement, because frankly, Big added nothing to the story. I think Tikal would've been good, but there would've been that time paradox thingy.
  • And if there's a time paradox, Baby Luigi is going to come out and be the only character anyone cares about.
  • And I'm cooler than Baby Luigi. I think.
  • Maybe my sheet should've been a Baby Luigi color...
  • I can't think of anything else to explain...
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Part 1: Team Sponge

Woo! Alright! Oooh yeah.

Look out down below, Sponge is on the go.
Can’t stop this party ‘till we save the world.
This time we’re not alone.
We’ve got some friends along.
And as a team, our smell, can become even stronger.

(chorus 1)
Together we can overcome half the odds.
It’s often as hard as it seems.
Everyone can do something special.
The secret is sharing your beans.

(chorus 2)
We can make it cuz we hafta stick together.
We won’t give up, not ever.
Except Danny, but he just might.
We all bring out the worst things in each other.
Together we are stronger than anyone else could be on their own.

Except a bananaphone.

Sponge’s in the lead, giving us mediocre speed.
Pyro keeps us flying high because no one else can.
Add Danny by our side, makes things a louder ride.
We’ll save the world and teach that TAR a lesson!

(chorus 1)

Ooooh! Yeah!

We can make it cuz we hafta stick together.
We won’t split up, not ever.
It's easier with those guys at my side.
We all bring out the worst things in each other.
Together we are louder than anyone else could be on their own.
So much louder than alone!

Louder than alooone!

And together we can over come half the odds.
It’s often as hard as it seems. Yeah!

(chorus 2)

Can’t stop us cuz together our smell is strong.

Oh yeah.
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Level 1: Seaside Mountain
Act 1: Seaside Mountian

Sponge: Aw right! Let's go, BUDDIES! With the power of teamwork and friendship, we'll blast through this mountain with Spongic speed! FULL ON FRIENDSHIP!
Pyro: No. *Kicks Sponge*
Danny: That's it... Let me be up front. You're crazy, Sponge, and Pyro is broken or something because he can't fly.
Pyro: I COULD FLY NOW WITHOUT OMO-SNEEZIER IF YOU WEREN'T SO HEAVY!
Danny: *BALEETED* YOU! I'M THIN, SPONGE IS PROBABY WHAT'S WEIGHING YOU DOWN!
Pyro: Hmm... *Picks Sponge up with one hand and throws him into the air, and he slowly floats down* HE'S MADE OF HOLES!
Danny: SHUT UP! I see some robots over there! POWER ATTACK! *Puts Sponge and Pyro into his mouth and spits them out over and over, killing the robots*
Sponge: Neat. Now let us out?
Danny: *Shifty eyes* *Slowly starts chewing*
Pyro: WHAT THE CRAP, DANNY?
Danny: HEY! You're the one who's making me do this for a "fat joke"! I mean, it's just not nice!
Pyro: No, that's SZM who's writing it. I'm just a fictional character.

Wall 1: |
Wall 2: |
Wall 3: |
Wall 4:

Sponge: SPONGIC HEROES! SPONGIC HEROES! FIND THEM COLLECT THEM AND BUY THEM TODAY! HEADING NORWAY!
Danny: Sponge, just lead us. We've been standing in still circles for some time now.
Sponge: What the crap is a still circle?
Danny: This. *Starts spinning in place*
Sponge: O_o



Pyro: OOO to you too, Sponge!

... |

Pyro: I SAVED YOU, FOURTH WALL!
Me: Pyro, quit it. Fourth wall jokes are old now.
Pyro: You're the one typing this...
Me: Oh yeah. Good point.
Pyro: Why don't you just backspace all this?
Me: Well, why would I have just typed that if I was intending on backspacing it?
Pyro: I don't knooow...
Me: Well, get back to work. No one noticed this. RIGHT? RIGHT? Good.

Sponge: *Is running along* *Hits head into a brick wall* OWIE! *Hits head into it again* THIS SUCKS! *Keeps hitting his head into it*
Danny: *Punches it and it shatters*
Sponge: Cool, Danny! *Runs ahead again and smacks into another wall* *Keeps doing that*
Danny: *Breaks through all the walls*
Sponge: MEAN
Pyro: BEAN MACHINE
*A random bean falls from the sky*
Bean: I HAVE FURY! *Flies away with headgear*
Me: QUIT IT! THAT WAS GOING TO END UP AS A FOURTH WALL JOKE! Oh crap. Never mind. I said nothing.
Pyro: Hey, look! There's the goal ring over there!
Sponge: But we, like, just started the level.
Me: Seriously, Sponge, shut up. I can't help it, when I made this it didn't occur to me that the level portions would suck this bad and rely on 4th wall jokes, as there are only 3 characters and no text in the actual game Sonic Heroes. In fact, I'm probably just going to skip them for the later people...
Sponge: Okay. *Walks into the goal ring*

RANK: P. For PIE. Pie minus if you ask me... In my day they didn't just hand out pies! WE HAD TO WORK FOR THEM!

Me: Sorry this chapter were teh sux. I need to have like OmoSneezier follow them or something. Sneezier makes everything funny. Also, I just realised I don't need that Me: there. Anyway, sorries.
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Level 1: Seaside Mountain
Act 2: Sand Castle

Sponge: Hey, what's that up there? It looks like a sand castle in the distance!
Pyro: LET'S GO SEE IF IT HAS PIE IN IT!

*Silence*

Sponge: *Smacks Pyro in the back of the head* Let's go! With the power of teamwork! SPONGE! POWER OF, WATER!
Pyro: PYRO, POWER OF, FIRERED!
Danny: DANNY, POWER OF, CUSSING! I MEAN ELECTRICITY!
Sponge: Together we are... CAPTAIN PLANET! AND THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN! USING THEIR AWESOME SUPERPOWERS, BLOSSOM, BUTTERCUP, AND TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID! THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS! MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA IN DEXTER'S LAAAAB!
Pyro: Uhh...
Sponge: I got bored when watching Captain Planet and started playing with the remote...
Danny: Let's just go to that sand castle thingy.
Sponge: Let me take the lead so some reason we go faster!

*Later*

Danny: Woah, this didn't look nearly as big from a distance...
Pyro: DANNY! BREAK DOWN THAT WALL SO WE CAN GET IN!
Danny: It's... Sand...
Pyro: MAGIC SAND! *Cries and hides behind Sponge*
Sponge: I can probably melt it... *Spits water on it* *It melts down into a much smaller wall* Pyro, fly over it.
Pyro: *Switches to lead* *Tries to fly over it* *Hits an invisible wall* I TOLD YOU TO BREAK IT, DANNY!
Danny: ... Fine. *Kicks some sand* *The whole pile shatters*
Pyro: YAY!
Danny: That made no sense at all.
Sponge: Ooo look what's that?
Danny: It looks like a go-kart...
Sponge: I KNOW! I'LL CURL UP INTO A BALL AND BE IT'S WHEEL, AND YOU CAN RIDE ON IT AND MAKE IT BREAK STUFF! PYRO CAN MAKE IT JUMP!
Danny: Uhh... Wouldn't it hurt to be a wheel?
Sponge: Nope. *Kicks Pyro and Danny on and rolls up into a ball*

*It starts going at massive speed*

Sponge: *Runs into a robot* *It dies* Good job, Danny!
Danny: I didn't do anything...
Sponge: Just a sec, I need to jump! *Jumps up* Nice, Pyro!
Pyro: But I was just sitting on it...
Sponge: OH NOES! *Hits a wall* *Danny falls off* NOW I CAN'T BREAK THROUGH STUFF!
Pyro: But-
Sponge: HIS WEIGHT MADE ME MORE POWERFUL!
Pyro: Oh. That explains why I could only jump, not fly. *Picks up the kart and Sponge and flies to the end of the track, then flies back and carries Danny with some difficulty to the end of the track* Whew...

*A mysterious shadow is coming from behind a pile of sand*

Pyro: Huh? Do you guys see that shadow? It's kinda weir- AAH!

*OmoSneezier jumps out*
OmoSneezier: AHA,I FOUND YOU! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FLYING LOGICALLY?
Pyro: How'd you get here? The doors were closed! And you have a propeller on your hat! That's awesome. I want a hat like that.
OmoSneezier: WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! I got it specially made from a town in my future past which wasn't pretty.
Pyro: You're not very pretty in the present, either.
OmoSneezier: QUIET,MORTAL! *Roboticerizes Pyro*
Pyro: OH NO! I'M A ROBOTICER!
OmoSneezier: *Clones Pyro* PYRO CLONE,GO DO MY LAUNDRY!
Sponge: Isn't that kind of cruel?
OmoSneezier: No, they all have giant living quarters with pie clones and stuff.
Sponge: But you just made them right now.
OmoSneezier: You forget I'm from the future! I used my time machine powers to go back in time and see I made them! I think I marry a Pelican sometime, too. But Chibi's still hawt... *Starts drooling and it short-circuits him*
Sponge: QUICK! WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED! *Grabs Danny and Pyro* *Runs away*

TEAM SPONGIC STAGE CLEAR!

Thyme Bonus: 0
Parsley Bonus: 5000
Rank: A. For awexome. I don't have to make this funny every time. I DON'T EXIST SOLEY FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT! I don't exist at all. Because I'm the scoring thing.
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Level 1: Seaside Mountain
Act 2: Sand Castle

Sponge: Hey, what's that up there? It looks like a sand castle in the distance!
Pyro: LET'S GO SEE IF IT HAS PIE IN IT!

*Silence*

Sponge: *Smacks Pyro in the back of the head* Let's go! With the power of teamwork! SPONGE! POWER OF, WATER!
Pyro: PYRO, POWER OF, FIRERED!
Danny: DANNY, POWER OF, CUSSING! I MEAN ELECTRICITY!
Sponge: Together we are... CAPTAIN PLANET! AND THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN! USING THEIR AWESOME SUPERPOWERS, BLOSSOM, BUTTERCUP, AND TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID! THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS! MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA IN DEXTER'S LAAAAB!
Pyro: Uhh...
Sponge: I got bored when watching Captain Planet and started playing with the remote...
Danny: Let's just go to that sand castle thingy.
Sponge: Let me take the lead so some reason we go faster!

*Later*

Danny: Woah, this didn't look nearly as big from a distance...
Pyro: DANNY! BREAK DOWN THAT WALL SO WE CAN GET IN!
Danny: It's... Sand...
Pyro: MAGIC SAND! *Cries and hides behind Sponge*
Sponge: I can probably melt it... *Spits water on it* *It melts down into a much smaller wall* Pyro, fly over it.
Pyro: *Switches to lead* *Tries to fly over it* *Hits an invisible wall* I TOLD YOU TO BREAK IT, DANNY!
Danny: ... Fine. *Kicks some sand* *The whole pile shatters*
Pyro: YAY!
Danny: That made no sense at all.
Sponge: Ooo look what's that?
Danny: It looks like a go-kart...
Sponge: I KNOW! I'LL CURL UP INTO A BALL AND BE IT'S WHEEL, AND YOU CAN RIDE ON IT AND MAKE IT BREAK STUFF! PYRO CAN MAKE IT JUMP!
Danny: Uhh... Wouldn't it hurt to be a wheel?
Sponge: Nope. *Kicks Pyro and Danny on and rolls up into a ball*

*It starts going at massive speed*

Sponge: *Runs into a robot* *It dies* Good job, Danny!
Danny: I didn't do anything...
Sponge: Just a sec, I need to jump! *Jumps up* Nice, Pyro!
Pyro: But I was just sitting on it...
Sponge: OH NOES! *Hits a wall* *Danny falls off* NOW I CAN'T BREAK THROUGH STUFF!
Pyro: But-
Sponge: HIS WEIGHT MADE ME MORE POWERFUL!
Pyro: Oh. That explains why I could only jump, not fly. *Picks up the kart and Sponge and flies to the end of the track, then flies back and carries Danny with some difficulty to the end of the track* Whew...

*A mysterious shadow is coming from behind a pile of sand*

Pyro: Huh? Do you guys see that shadow? It's kinda weir- AAH!

*OmoSneezier jumps out*
OmoSneezier: AHA,I FOUND YOU! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FLYING LOGICALLY?
Pyro: How'd you get here? The doors were closed! And you have a propeller on your hat! That's awesome. I want a hat like that.
OmoSneezier: WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! I got it specially made from a town in my future past which wasn't pretty.
Pyro: You're not very pretty in the present, either.
OmoSneezier: QUIET,MORTAL! *Roboticerizes Pyro*
Pyro: OH NO! I'M A ROBOTICER!
OmoSneezier: *Clones Pyro* PYRO CLONE,GO DO MY LAUNDRY!
Sponge: Isn't that kind of cruel?
OmoSneezier: No, they all have giant living quarters with pie clones and stuff.
Sponge: But you just made them right now.
OmoSneezier: You forget I'm from the future! I used my time machine powers to go back in time and see I made them! I think I marry a Pelican sometime, too. But Chibi's still hawt... *Starts drooling and it short-circuits him*
Sponge: QUICK! WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED! *Grabs Danny and Pyro* *Runs away*

TEAM SPONGIC STAGE CLEAR!

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Parsley Bonus: 5000
Rank: A. For awexome. I don't have to make this funny every time. I DON'T EXIST SOLEY FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT! I don't exist at all. Because I'm the scoring thing.
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Level 2: Ostentatious Conurbation
Act 1: Ostentatious Conurbation

Sponge: Hey look! *Points a few feet ahead and the beach suddently stops and turns into a futuristic city*
Pyro: Let's go! *Runs off*
Sponge: Why?
Pyro: *Stops and the skid noise from old Sonic games is heard* Acuz it's there? And it... reveals the... Chaos... TAR... Stage Select. Waluigi?
Sponge: Good enough for me! *They all go off with bright teamwork smiles on their faces*

*Later*

Danny: Man... This is taking too long. And we're not even here for a reason.
Pyro: Well you see, we're... *Music starts playing*
Pyro: GOING THROUGH A CITY! YOU KNOOOOW YOU HAVE TO SURVIIIIVE! YOU GOTTA KEEP THAT DREAM ALIVE! WHERE EVERYTHING IS FREE, CAN'T YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? SO MANY PEOPLE ALL AROUND! SO MANY PLACES TO BE FOUND! GOING THROUGH A CITY WHERE NOTHING GETS YOU DOOOOOWN! AND SOMETIMES AT NIIIGHT! THERE ARE SOME CITY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!
Danny: First, that didn't answer my complaint. And second, there are many things incorrect about that song. There are no people around us, and there aren't any places, because we're on a set track that allows only death from straying from it. It isn't at night, and if it was there are no lights I can see, although the buildings with giant NiGHTS heads look like they might be able to light up.

Pyro: YOU ARE MY DIAMOND IN THE SKY
Danny: ... *Eyes turn red*
Pyro: Umm... Uhh... You are my DiamonT in the sky? Like that Graveler?
Danny: YAY METROID! *Frolics along like a happy kitty*
Sponge: How'd you do that? I've never seen anyone tame him before!
Pyro: This doesn't really answer your question, but I just realised we're like legendary Pokemon. I'm Entei, you're Suicune, and Danny's Raikou.
Sponge: DOT DOT DOT!

*Later again*

Danny: What's that up there?
Pyro: IT'S A GLOWING ROAD! JUST LIKE IN F-ZERO KART RIDE! STAY OFF IT OR YOU'LL GET HIT BY THE RACER KART MACHINES!
Sponge: Lemme see... *Steps on it* *His foot flies down it* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Pyro: IT'S A CONVEYOR BELT! You switch to speed, Spone! We're not allowed to run otherwise.
Sponge: Okay!

*The three run and get pushed ahead aheadly*

Pyro: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Danny: Don't you mean "WIIIIIII!"?
Pyro: No. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*They get to the end*

Danny: It looks like we need to use that spring to get to the end, but it's in a box that I could easily open that's guarded by robots that foolishly were programmed to open the box if they die!
Sponge: What?
Pyro: I WANNA GO AGAIN! *Runs back on the conveyor and get thrown off, and smashes through all the robots and hits the spring and is popelled to the next area* YAY!
Danny: *Puts Sponge in his mouth and jumps off the spring*
Sponge: *Muffled* WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT!

*They miss and fly under the wall which was floating in midair because the city was floating over a bottomless pit*

Sponge: TIME TO USE MY TIME AND SPACE ROBOTICERIZED PORTAL I STOLE FROM OMOSNEEZIER! *Spits it out and Danny falls into it*

*In another dimension*

Pyro B: WE'LL NEVER GET OUT- HOLY CRAPS! *Danny falls in front of him and on top of Sponge B*

*Sponge B bounces him back up through the portal again, and the portal dissapears*

*Not in another dimension*

Danny: *Is flying up* YAAAY!
Sponge: *Falls out of his mouth* AAAAAAAAA LET ME BACK IN!

*The "Sucking up" music from KRBaY starts playing*

Danny: *Starts inhaling and Sponge's fall slows down and eventually he gets sucked back in* *Danny and Sponge land next to Pyro*

Pyro: DOOOO, DO-DO-DOO! DOO DOOO DOOO DOO! DOOO, DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DEE! Hey look it's a goal ring. *Points at the goal ring on top of a high wall*

Sponge: *Walks into a ? orb* OMG HNOW CAJN WE CLIME TEH WALL?
Pyro: I NO HAVE ME FLY
Sponge: BUT U CANT FLY HI CAN U
Pyro: I CAN USE THJE WINDS
Sponge: O
Pyro: YA
Sponge: LOL
Pyro: LOL

Pyro: *Grabs Danny and Pyro and flies up to the goal ring without using the wind* *A rock hits him* WHO THREW THAT?

*A mysterious bush rolls away*


*Inside the bush*

OmoSneezier: (Thinking) Rationalized sensorizers activating. Does PYRO know you are in here? No,he would think it was a normal rock throwing bush like the ones that grow on my hypership-3000. One of them grew eyes and is my friend now. Heh,I guess I'm so danged attractive not even bushs can resist me!

TEAM SPONGIC STAGE CLEAR!

Time Bonus: Iono
Power Bonus: Who gives a crap?
Speed Bonus: Isn't this like time bonus?
Flight Bonus: -50, acuz Sneezier was mean and hit Pyro with a rock.
Rank: W. For WARIO DE MAMBO! WARIO DE MAMBO! WARIO DE MAMBO LA!
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Level 2: Ostentatious Conurbation
Act 2: Power Plant

Sponge: Well, so far being in this city is pointless. Now let's thoroughly think out where should we head nex-

Pyro: OMGLOOKABUILDING! *Runs into it*

Danny: For some reason, that building looks familiar... *With the 3-D city background, the building is a giant Power Plant sprite from Pokemon Red/Blue*

Sponge: Let's go in and save him before he kills himself...

Danny: Okay. *They walk in*


Inside the Power Plant


Pyro: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sponge: What is it, Pyro?

Pyro: This rock is mean. *Points at an Electrode*

Sponge: I have to see what this is! *Holds up a Pokédex*

Pokédex: *Plays the annoying Anime Pokédex music* Electrode! The ORBULARTASTIC Pokémon! Electrodes have been known to roll around and fall in Diglett holes and then burrow into China and say "HELLO MR DIGLETT" and then the Diglett yells at him for tresspassing and being the first non-Diglett to know what Digletts look like below the neck, which is now commonly known as looking exactly like Shellder's Body. I mean BEEP BEEP ELECTRODE

Sponge: We have to save him!

Pyro: Sure, but since this thing gave me a near-fatal jolt, it hasn't moved. *Starts kicking it around*

Danny: It's used to turn-based battling! I have to use an attack on it to make it move again! *DANNY used THUNDERBOLT*

Electrode: ELECTRODE! *Uses Thunder on Pyro*

Pyro: OWIES AGAIN! HA HA HA HA! *Kicks it around some more*

Danny: *DANNY used QUICK ATTACK*

Electrode: TRODE! Eleeccc... TRODE! *Electrode self-destructs*

Pyro: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! You broke it Danny. *Frowns*

Danny: Come on, we have to get through here! I smell a goal ring over there. *Points at the north wall*

Sponge: How can you smell something that doesn't have a smell through a wall?

Danny: I... don't... know...

Pyro: WEEEE! ONO ANOTHER 'LECTRODE!

Danny: That's not an Electrode, it's an item. Pick it up.

Pyro: Okay! It says Potion on the side. *Uses it* *A door appears* *Goes in it*

Sponge: What just happened?

Pyro: *Comes out with another heart* There were Shadow Dannies in there, but there was also this Mushroom thingy I ate and now I have another heart. My chest hurts.

Danny: Let's just keep going...

Pyro: Hey, what's that? *A Magnimite floats by*

Danny: A magnimite. Don't bother it.

Pyro: SOME POOR PONYTA IS MISSING IT'S SHOES! *Pulls a magnet off*

Magnimite: M-m-maaaag... *Falls down*

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Pyro: Fine. *Throws it on the Magnimite* *It attaches to it's eye*

Magnimite: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG *Rams into a wall*

Sponge: HOLY CRAP! LOOK AT THAT! *Points at a giant electrical beam aiming at Pyro*

Pyro: Aw... *Is hit by it*

?????: *Screeches*

Pyro: THAT PIDGEY GREW AN AFRO! *Runs behind a wall*

Sponge: Could it be the legendary Zapdos?

Danny: Check your pokedex zomg ingore the fact it's screaming its name zapdos

Sponge: K

Pokédex: ZAPDOS! The Zapping Toes Pokemon. Zapdos can eat things, including you.

Sponge: Including me? B-but... But... I'M ME!

Danny: NOOO! WHY MUST... uh... SOME PEOPLE DIE YOUNG?

Zapdos: *Grabs Sponge in his beak*

Danny: I'LL SAVE YOU! *Shoots a thunderbolt at Zapdos* *Zapdos flings Sponge at it, then flies ahead and grabs him again*

Sponge: YOU RETARD!

Danny: That's my line! Except it's usually in front of a long rant no one reads or in big red text.

Pyro: I'm partially red and neither big nor text! It must be a sign meaning I have to save Princess Sponge!

Sponge: What?

Danny: What?

Zapdos: What?

Pyro: What?

Kirby: KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW! KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW! HE'S GOT MORE THAN YOU THINK HE'S GOT MAXIMUM PINK! KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY'S THE ONE, BU DA BA! HE COMESA RIIIIGHT BACK AT YA! HE COMESA RIIIIGHT BACK AT YA! GIVE HIM ALL THAT YOU GOT, TAKE YOUR VERY BEST SHOT, HE'LL SEND IT RIGHT BACK AT YA FOR SURE! HOW MAY I HELP YOU KING DEDEDE? I NEED A MONSTER TO FOIL THAT THERE KIRBY! THAT'S WHAT WE DO BEST, HERE AT N.M.E.! YA BETTER GET THAT WITH A MONEY BACK GUARENTEE! *Awesome guitar solo* KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY! SAVIN' THE DAY! KIRBY KIRBY KIRBY HE'S HEEERE TO STAY! DON'T BE FOOLED BY HIS SIZE, YOU WON'T BELIVE YOUR EYES! KIRBY! ... KIIIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! KIRBY! Right back at ya... YEAH!

Pyro: How did you just talk, Zapdos?

Zapdos: If that giant deformed Pikachu can, so can I.

Pyro: What?

Zapdos: DOS! *Eats Sponge*

Pyro: WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!


*One minute later*

*Inside Zapdos's Stomach*


Danny: We're doomed!

Pyro: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *Continues*

Sponge: Hey look, the Goal Ring was in here the whole time. *Jumps in it*

Danny: Cool! *Jumps in*

Pyro: OOOMED! *Jumps in*

TEAM SPONGIC STAGE CLEAR!

Time Bonus: None
Speed Bonus: This wasn't even a Sonic Heroes level you retard.
Flight Bonus: Well I completely forgot what the Power Plant level was.
Power Bonus: 15,000
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Level 2: Ostentatious Conurbation
Act 3: Team Porette

Sponge: Hm. Zapdos's stomach lead to a platform high above the ground with no visable way on or off.

Pyro: One time when Danny ate me, it did that, too. Must be a Pokémon thing.

Danny: HEY! I NEVER TRIED TO EAT YOU!

Pyro: Yes you did! Don't you remember?

*Flashback*

Danny: *Eats Pyro*

*/Flashback*

Danny: That was an awful flashback.

Pyro: YO MAMA! *Cries*


*All of a sudden Spongette, Aqua, and Danielle fall out of the sky*


Sponge: AAH GIRLS! LET'S BEAT THEM UP! EVEN THOUGH I COPYRIGHTED THE FEMALE GENDER AND SPONGETTE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY ONE!

Spongette: SPONGEY! *Runs towards him*


*The M&L Battle Star swoops down*


Pyro: I'm not going to attack Aqua and her friends- AAH THAT'S THE UGLIEST PIKACHU I'VE EVER SEEN!

Sponge: You're looking at Danny.

Danny: *Says something that would be filtered on this website and walks out of the way*

Pyro: *Sees Danielle* AAH THAT'S THE UGLIESTER PIKACHU I'VE EVER SEEN!

Sponge: Let's go! *Starts homing attacking Spongette*

Spongette: AAH! WHY? *Shrieks*

Sponge: *Is paralyzed*

Spongette: *Clings onto Sponge and he starts losing rings*

Pyro: That's the pinkest redead I've ever seen. *Sits down and starts eating some pie*

Danny: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU RETARD? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE!

Pyro: *Takes another bite of pie*

Danny: *Sigh* Switch to power formation, Sponge!

Sponge: *Has a look of agony on his face*

Danny: I guess this is up to me... *Starts bellyflopping around* *Knocks Danielle off* THAT'S FOR NEVER REALLY BEING IN ANYTHING AT ALL AND REALLY JUST BEING A CRUEL JOKE BY SZM!

Pyro: *Takes another bite of pie*

Sponge: *Shakes Spongette off* GAH! *Smashes a box and gets a power up* Power up! *Homing attacks Spongette again and she looses rings*

Spongette: AAH! *Whacks Sponge with a hammer*

Sponge: Where'd you get that from?

Spongette: I don't know. *Keeps whacking him* IF I CAN BEAT HIM, HE'LL RESPECT ME AND TAKE ME OUT ON DATES AND GET MARRIED!

Pyro: Your logic- *Takes a bite of pie* is somewhat- *Takes another bite* flawed. *Continues eating pie*

Sponge: Ugh... Come on, guys! *Keeps breaking boxes and getting power-ups*

Aqua: *Walks up to Pyro* Can I have some pie?

Pyro: NO NO IT'S ALL MINE- Um, yeah, sure. *Gives her a slice*

Aqua: So have you figured out why they're fighting?

Pyro: Nope. I think it's about Chaos Gemeralds or Chocolate-Chao or something.

Aqua: I think I heard Spongette say something about wanting to give chocolate to Sponge as a peace offering and Danielle wanting a frog to throw at things or something...

Pyro: Ooookay...

Aqua: Well, before I get attacked by someone, I'd better go.

Pyro: Bye.

Aqua: *Sprouts wings and floats down the edge of the building*

Sponge: *Grabs Spongette's hammer*

Spongette: Wha?

Sponge: *Starts swinging her around* DANNY! NOW!

Danny: *Jumps off side of building and becomes Needle/Bomb Kirby Danny (Needle/Bomb is those spikey enemies)*

Sponge: *Throws Spongette at it*

Danny: *Blows up*

Spongette: GOW! You may have defeated me this time, but... Uh... Power Stars. *Disappears and a key appears where she was*

Sponge: *Grabs the key* *Key-getting music from SM64 plays and Sponge dances around* YAHOO!

BOSS BATTLE WONNED

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Act 1: Casino Place

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Pyro: *Runs around in circles* THERE'S NO WAY TO THE NEXT LEVEL! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sponge: Wait... What's this? *There's a potted plant in the center of the building*

Pyro: I'm positive that wasn't there before.

*Sponge and Pyro stare at Danny*

Danny: What?

Pyro: Aren't you going to say "OMG THAT MIGHT BE A CARROT" and eat it?

Danny: That is clichéd. Just because my Pikachu sprites are fat doesn't mean I have some kind of obsession with food. That's stereotypical and wrong.

Sponge: Well, I think we've really learned a lesson today.

Pyro: *Sprinkles salt on the plant*

Danny: OMGWTC *Pulls it up*

*The plant is a rocket ship far bigger than the pot it was in*

Pyro: That's not natural! Let's get in! *Jumps in the window*

Sponge: All right! *Jumps in*

Danny: Darn. I could've sworn that was a carrot. *Jumps in*

*The rocket blasts off*



Omo-Sneezier: Horray,! I helped them with my roboticerized carrot! I think the Super Mario Advance people will sue me so I'd better get my butt. *Flies away*


Casino Place

*The rocket ship crash lands and smashes into the ground*

Sponge: Flashing lights? Giant NiGHTS heads? Huge pinball machines big enough for people rolled up in a ball for some reason? Could this be the legendary Casino Place?

Danny: I thought it was called Casinopolis.

Pyro: Isn't that one of the games they made milking Monopoly?

Danny: You're thinking of Casinopoly. But this might be there, too.

Sponge: Don't you know? There are dozens and dozens of futuristic cities and giant casinos for some reason. Now quit questioning it and help me find the way out.

ESRB Chomp: *Appears at the side of the screen* GAMBLING IS OFFENSIVE! I RATE YOU ADULTS ONLY! *Starts eating the level*

Pyro: AAH! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! Hey look a floating box that says Speed. You lead, Spone.

Sponge: AAAH! *Jumps into a cannon* *Danny and Pyro are sucked in for some reason* *The cannon shoots them into a giant pinball machine*

Sponge: Wheeeeee! *Slides down a ramp into the main machine*

Pyro: *Is somersaulting violently fast down the ramp* AUGH I WAS NOT MEANT TO BEND THIS WAY I'M NOT MADE OF SPONGE OR HAVE THE ABILITIES OF KIRBY CANVAS CURSE BECAUSE I PLAYED IT ONCE AAAAAAAH *Rolls into egg* *Drops into the main machine*

Ball Kirby Danny: I WAS GOING TO HAVE THIS ABILITY ANYWAY, - *ESRB Chomp eats the ramp behind him and the word he was going to say* AAAAAAAH *Drops into the main machine*

Sponge: AAH! WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT THE BOTTOM!

Omo-Sneezier: *Flies in* HELP THEM, PINBALL-Y-GUNDAM-WII-ROBOYOSHI-ROBO-MK 20-X-NAUT-TISSUEMAN-MODEL-G-

*Everyone gets shot from a cannon at the bottom into the next part of the level while Sneezier says the name of his thingy*

Omo-Sneezier: Oh, forgot this. I better things to do. *Flies away*


*Team Sponge is in a small pathway with a giant fan*


Pyro: AAAAAAH! THE ESRB CHOMP IS COMING CLOSER AND THERE'S A GIANT FAN AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! *Cries*

Sponge: I know! *Runs into the ? orb*

Danny: LET'S GO UP

Pyro: Brilliant! Switch to power formation!

Sponge: Hey. I get to boss people around here. Switch to power formation! *Walks behind Danny*

Danny: *Holds up his Danny Balloon and they fly up the fan into the next area*

Pyro: SZM says he thinks that that part actually might've been from Bingo Highway. He apologizes. OMG A ROBOT

TAR Pawn: Roar.

Danny: *Throws Pyro at it* *It blows up*

Pyro: HEY! I'M NOT SOME SORT OF WEAPON! How would you like it if I threw YOU at a robot? *Tries to pick up Danny* ACK- AUGH- AAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH... *Falls over*

Sponge: Hey, a tunnel! Come on! *They run through it*

Pyro: Wow. Giant rotating dice. I wonder if they're related to my Uncle. He's a Tox Box you know.

Danny: ... How is a yoshi related to a Tox Box?

Pyro: Um... MY GRANDMA ATE A LOT OF TOX BOXEN WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT!

Sponge: ... HEY!

Pyro: Switch to Me Formation. I'll fly us up. *Sees a giant roboticer laser pointed at his head* Using my LIMITED flyingness. And I'll use the Tox Boxes as platforms in something that completely loses all novelty in a fan-fic and not a game. *Flies up the dice and onto the top of the platform*

Sponge: Hey, I think I see the goal ring in the distance over there... There are a lot of robots there, though...

Pyro: Nonsense. There are no enemies in fan-fics. AAAAH THE ESRB CHOMP IS ALMOST HERE! *They start running*

*They reach the robots*

Capturey Robots: Roar. *Capture Sponge and Pyro*

Danny: AAAH! IT'S UP TO ME! BUT THERE'S NO TIME! THE ESRB CHOMP IS ABOUT TO EAT US! ... Wait... I'VE GOT IT! *Pulls out a GameCube with a portable battery and screen* *Plays Sonic Adventure 2* Wow this is great come on come on come on... *Chaos Emerald appears in his hand* YES! Chaos CONTROL! *Everything freezes* *Starts whistling and walks to a GameStop* *Takes a copy of Happy Feet* They won't miss this. *Walks back* *Thinks of Twilight Princess* OMG *Chaos Emerald disappears and time returns to normal* YOU CAN ONLY EAT WHAT YOU DEEM TOO MATURE, YOU MONSTER! *Throws the copy of Happy Feet at the ESRB Chomp*

ESRB Chomp: *Bites down on it* ... *Teeth crack and a tear forms in eye* *Drops down into a bottomless abyss*

Danny: Hooray! *Uses arrows and shoots the Capturey Robots*

Pyro: Yay! I can move again! *Scratches tail*

Sponge: Wait... THREE ENEMIES? We've charged the Team Blast meter! Z! *Can of Beans appears in hand* *Squeezes it and it flies through the air into his mouth, and a bulge goes through him to his tail, where it reappears as muscle and an anchor tattoo* *Whistling sound is heard and steam comes out of his butt* BLAST AWAY! *Farts and flies around smashing enemies*

Pyro: IT BURNS! *Hides in egg* *Shoots around sploing stuff up*

Danny: ZAP CANNO- nay, LIGHT ARROWS! *Shoots robots with them and they disappear into light*

*All the robots are dead*

Pyro: Yay!

Sponge: And there's the goal ring! *Jumps through it*


TEAM SPONGE STAGE CLEAR

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Total: 420. MY MATH IS BETTER THAN URS
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