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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:46 PM Post #1 |
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Yes, this is the official Team Chaoddix story, as approved by SZM, the original creator of Spongic Heroes. Or maybe he's just lazy and says I can do it better than he can. Anyway, the team consists Dr. Pikachu (Speed), Top (Fly), and MDY (Powah). And it focuses on the three chasing after TAR because they hear that she kidnapped Yoshi (the original, not YOSHI.), along with the randomness and oddness that they bring along with them. So, yeah. Happy reading! Also, this is in story format, not script. The song's in script, but only because it would've been confusing otherwise. OK, now happy reading. Prelude: Another boring day at the Yoshi Bodyguards HQs. Here we find Top Mon Hit, a brown Kirby with a dark Luigi hat, and Mack Daddy Yoshi, a platinum-colored Yoshi. Since they had nothing better to do, and/or they were too lazy to find anything else to do, they were both sleeping. Top was lying on the couch, wearing a dark green nightcap. He snored with a simple "ZZZZZZZZZ..." MDY, on the other hand, was on the ceiling for some reason, maybe it's because he used Teh Force, or maybe it's because he G-modded. Oh well. His snoring went something like this, "141414141414141414..." All of a sudden, Dr. Pikachu, a Pikachu with a black party hat and boots rushed in, screaming, "LIKE, ZOMG! WAKE UP, PEOPLE!!" Top and MDY woke up, with MDY falling to the floor, then slapping Dr. P with a shark. Then, in retaliation, Dr. P whacked MDY with a hammer. Then MDY threw Zooie, an incredibly annoying Pyro Guy, at Dr. P. "Why am I in this story?" asked Zooie. "I better get paid!" Dr. P dodged him and he ended up flying into a wall and got stuck there. The wall said, "OH NOES!11!" and bursted into flames. Top, getting sick of this, or maybe he was just bored, stood between Dr. P and MDY. "Enough with the whacking and throwing already! IT BORES MEH AND THE CLOUD!!" he exclaimed. He then turned around to Zooie and the wall. "AND YOU BETTER STOP BURNING!!!" The wall stopped burning. Zooie tried to stop, but asploded in the process. MDY glared at Dr. P. "Dr. P, you better have a good reason for waking us up." he growled. Dr. P, a bit scared, meekly replied, "Umm...Yoshi's missing?" Top and MDY both said, "LEIKOMGWTC?!11!? SRSLY?!" "Yes, apparently, he was kidnapped by a strange and scary-looking dinosaur." Dr. P explained. "And by scary, I mean Barney scary." Top blurted out, "That must be TAR! We gotta kick her butt and save Yoshi!" "Because we're the Yoshi Bodyguards, right?" Dr. P asked. "No, because we're bored. Duh..." said MDY. And so, Dr. P, Top, and MDY left the HQs for another adventure. But the only reason they were going in the first place was because they were bored. And odd things happen when these three get bored. Verrry odd things...mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha... Suddenly, Zooie popped up in front of the screen. "You"re paying me for being in this story, right?" he asked. He got hit in the head with a CDi Link card. "A CDi Link card! Hey, these are for Pack Guys!" Theme Song: Team Chaoddix Top: Woo-hoo! It's theme song time! MDY: Why is our theme song cooler than the other ones? Dr. P: Because we're awesome like that? MDY: Uh, that was a rhetorical question. -Team Chaoddix.- Dr. P: Aw, nuts. Top: Yesh, GOOMNUTS INDEED!!! Once upon a chicken you could be a dead guy, And you'd not live to see another day. But now you'd never manage, Boy, you'd be (Top: PIE DAMAGED!!), Just to think that you could fly away. The power has arrived in a weird team. A force where cheese and fish makes three. And when the trail's gone mold, And the lies have been told, This crew won't find what you can see. Yeah, danger asplodes when the crazy Kirby flies, And the Sub Sandwich flies too. The muscle-less MDY, the comical Jedi, Has sworn to fight for you! MDY: MUSCLE-LESS?!?! Why, I oughta- -Team Chaoddix!- They're lunatics you want on your side. -Team Chaoddix!- They're the nutballs tracking down your crimes. Come along for the ride. Truth can party but not hide. For all the game is off (Dr. P, Top, and MDY: NEVA!!!). Remember when stealin' used to be a good dealin' And the crooked life would always pay? Well, now that the team's out to lunch, That's all gone (Dr. P: BANANA BUNCH!!). But it's a worry to this very day. A challenge has been issued by the TAR thing. This mission's gonna need them all. And though her hopes grow higher and the outlook is dire, These three are gonna eat her call. Dr. P, Top, and MDY: Eww... Yeah, Top's thang is dishin' out teh oddness, As the platinum one cheers them on. Dr. Pikachu is clearly ready to pwn. I doubt they'll do you wrong. -Team Chaoddix!- They're the crazies you want on your side. -Team Chaoddix!- They're (MDY: YO MAMA!!) tracking down your crimes. Come along for the ride. -Team Chaoddix!- Zooie can run but not hide. For all the game is on. Top: EXTRA LIVES YAYZ!! -Team Chaoddix!- Spongic Heroes, what's j00r problem please? -Team Chaoddix!- Watch those three go give the outlaws fleas. Dr. P: What's "Spongic," anyway? There's no way you can win -Team Chaoddix!- If it's trouble you're in. -You're in!- They're gonna kick your... Team Chaoddix!!! Top: OMG YOU SWOREDED!! Dr. P: But seriously, what the heck is "Spongic?" MDY: I think it's a fruitcake recipe... Here are the various parts of the story for those who are too lazy to find them themselves. Zone 1: Teh Beach Stage 1: Seaside Mountain Stage 2: Ocean Ruins VS. Boss 1: Black Condor Zone 2: Megayoshiopolis Stage 3: Ostentatious Conurbation Stage 4: Supply Complex Interlude: Up on the Roof VS. Boss 2: Team Unlit Zone 3: Yoshi Casino Land Stage 5: Casino Place Stage ?: All Hallow's Eve Program Stage 6: Bingo Road VS. Boss 3: Robot Circus More parts coming soon! |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:48 PM Post #2 |
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Zone 1: Teh Beach Stage 1: Seaside Mountain After some time, Dr. P, Top, and MDY found themselves on a hill on the shoreline. Earlier, they had encountered OmoSneezier, a robotic version of Sneezier, a green Kirby with a Mario hat that’s apparently super smart, but for some reason has bad grammar. Eh, whatever. Anyway, OmoSneezier tried to give our heroes a tutorial, but they wisely decided to run away. “Man, I never thought we’d lose that thing.” Dr. P panted as the group finally slowed down. “OmoSneezier scares me...” added MDY. Then Top decided to add his two bits. “Good thing he didn’t donkeyvolve into EmoSneezier, or we’d really be in a pickle! Why do we say “pickle” like that? Why can’t we say cucumber? Did the makers of the English language hate cucumbers? Well, guess what, makers of the English language that are obviously dead! Pickles were once cucumbers! So if you hate cucumbers, you hate pickles! Which would make the obvious not so obviously obvious, so what isn’t obvious is obviously obvious, obviously.” “...You’ve been into the Zooie Bump jar again, haven’t you?” asked MDY. “OBVIOUSLY!!11989$&%)” Dr. P, ignoring the conversation, looked around his surroundings, until he saw a strange white object protruding from one of Top’s feet. It was a piece of paper. “Anyway, let’s have a look at the piece of paper we found on Top’s foot.” he said. MDY looked at the piece of paper under Top’s foot and asked, “Didn’t we get a walkie-talkie?” “Yes,” Dr. P said. “But Top put it in his hat.” “Oh, I’m not going through that crazy town in there again!” MDY complained. “Why doesn’t my hat walk and talk now?” cried Top. “THEY LIE!!” After some moments of awkward silence, Dr. P said, “We’re going to need to hide the jar better.” “Hey, how can I if he’s always popping up all over the place?” MDY complained again. “Ahh, never mind, let’s have a look at this paper.” Dr. P took the piece of paper off of Top’s foot and he, Top, and MDY took a look at it. It said: Find 10 mountain crabs. Signed, a friend. P.S. This message will self destruct, oh, about now. “Self-destruct?!” exclaimed MDY. “That’s impossible! Paper can’t-” The paper then asploded, just as it had claimed. Everyone stood there, shocked at this event and covered in ash. “I stand corrected...” MDY coughed. “What are mountain crabs?” Dr. P asked as he shrugged off his ash coat. Top replied, “Crabs that live on mountains, stupid.” “But crabs can’t live on mountains!” Dr. P argued. “Yes, they can.” “No, they can’t.” “Yes, they can.” “No, they can’t.” “Yes, they can.” “Yes, they can.” “DO THE CAN-CAN!!” the two suddenly shouted together. Then they danced horribly. Together. MDY just stood there, bewildered by the two companions and how their weirdness had fused for that brief moment. “...You guys scare me.” “Just be glad Koop’s not with us.” said Dr. P. As Dr. P said those words, a strange-looking Koopa appeared as if out of nowhere. He had a green shell and boots, wore big glasses, and strands of white hair standing up. “O RLY?” he said, apparently just as crazy as our heroes. Then, a massive army of Goombas, brown, evil mushroom monsters, appeared. “ALL HAIL THE ONION GOD!!!” they screamed as one, which was rather disturbing and creepy. “STOP FOLLOWING ME AND GO GET SOME ONIONS!!” Koop shouted back. “AS YOU WISH, O MIGHTY ONION GOD!!” the Goombas yelled in reply. They turned around and left the way they came, with creepy smiles on their faces. “Now, if you’ll excuse me,” Koop said. “I MUST HURRY LIKE A MICROWAVE!!! He walked off in a different direction, which was up the side of the mountain. Amazingly, he actually walked up the side of the mountain, with no trouble at all. “Heh.” said Top. “For once, it wasn’t the fourth wall that got broken.” MDY noticed that there was a large timer above their heads, and it was going. “Wow, we’ve wasted about 3 minutes just standing here.” he said. “Guess we’d better find those mountain crabs, then.” said Dr. P. “FOLLOW THE CHECKERBOARD MOUNTAIN ROAD!!!” Top screamed. Dr. P and MDY stared at him and said nothing. The three finally started on their mission. After some time, they came across... “BAD GUYS!!!” yelled Top. “Actually, they’re robots.” Dr. P corrected. He was right. The robots looked very similar to the Goombas they had encountered before, but since they were robots, these were metallic, with menacing red pupil-less eyes. The robots, which we will call Goombots, ran toward our heroes. “Let me handle this.” MDY commanded. Dr. P reluctantly switched places with him. MDY, after standing in front of the Goombots for a bit, pulled out what looked like to be a small metal stick. He pressed a button on the side of the stick, and a beam of yellow light shot out. It appeared to be a sword of some kind. He held it with two hands and charged at the Goombots. Top and Dr. P looked at each other and left, then returned with lawn chairs and popcorn to watch the chaos about to ensue. The Goombots were definitely no match for MDY. Any that got in his way were cut to pieces by his sword. A slice and dice later, only one Goombot was left. This one carried a small laser blaster. How it was able to carry it with no arms and hands, I have no idea. It shot at MDY, who simply held his sword in such a way that the shot was actually reflected off the blade back to the Goombot, who exploded upon impact. MDY, seeing that his work was done, pressed the same button on the stick and the beam retracted back into the stick. “Wow, that was sweet!” Dr. P said out of the blue. “Hey, Top, how’s that popcorn coming?” Top was now Cook Top, his dark Luigi hat replaced with a similar-hued chef’s hat. He was stirring something in a large pot. “About there...” he answered. “Are you cooking the popcorn?” Dr. P skeptically asked. “Ayup.” replied Top. MDY turned around to see this event unfold. Needless to say, he was kinda peeved. “Do you mean I just destroyed all those robots all by myself, while you two WERE WATCHING IT LIKE IT WAS A FREAKIN’ MOVIE?!?!” he shouted. “Well, you were going all Hero of Time with that lightsaber of yours, so we just decided to stay out of the way.” said Top. “What the brown dude said.” Dr. P added. “Let’s just get going.” sighed MDY. “Top, what exactly are you making in that pot?” Dr. P asked. “Alpine stew with popcorn. Want some?” Top offered. “It’s got crabs...” “Wait a sec! Did you just say...crabs? As in mountain crabs?” MDY asked. “Duh! I’m too lazy to go down to the beach! OF COURSE THEY’RE MOUNTAIN CRABS, STOOPID!!” said Top. “TOP!!!” Dr. P and MDY shouted. “What?” MDY sliced the side of the pot with his lightsaber. The contents of the pot came pouring out, including the mountain crabs. “Let’s see...hm, hm, hm, hmm...” Dr. P counted. “Yep! There’s 10 crabs right here!” “Well Top, it looks like you found all 10 crabs for us. Heh, this is awkward.” said MDY. “You mean awkweird.” Top corrected. “...Whatever.” mumbled MDY. Suddenly, a large golden ring with the word “GOAL” across it appeared. “What? Are we supposed to go through that?” Dr. P asked. “How’s about we don’t and blow it up?” said Top. “Ah, screw it. This is probably something that OmoSneezier put up.” said MDY. “Let’s just go to the next area.” “Yeah, OK.” Dr. P agreed. “YESH!111!” Top chimed in. “CHIME CHIME!!132!” The three started to run off, away from the Goal Ring. A few moments later, a mysterious figure came out of the bushes. “Grr...they’re breaking the rules. Remind me super mind control them later.” the figure said as he flew away. Once again, Koop came out of nowhere and said, “OMG BAD GRAMMAR MAN!” Misson Complete! Score: Dr. P(0) Top(0) MDY(3760) Time Bonus: Lost count around 3 minutes. What the heck...500 points 'cuz I feel like it. Total: 4260 points Rank: A, for AWFULTASTICALOMGWTCWOOHOOCHICKENMAN! Yayz. |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:50 PM Post #3 |
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Stage 2: Ocean Ruins “Wow, a sea palace!” Dr. P exclaimed with awe. “Don’t you mean ocean ruins?” said Top. “That’s what the name of the stage’s called.” “No time to break the fourth wall, Top!” MDY said. “We gotta find a baby Yoshi in these ruins!” Our three heroes, Dr. Pikachu, Top, and MackDaddyYoshi, in Speed formation, were already on their next assignment: to find and rescue a baby Yoshi lost in the palace ruins they were about to enter. But what they didn’t know was that OmoSneezier was following them, determined to make them follow his rules. “My word is law. No one’s above law. NOBODY!” he fumed. Dr. P stopped and perked his ears. He thought he had heard a voice. “Did you guys hear that?” he asked his companions. “Nope.” Top replied. “You must be hearing things.” MDY reassured. “OMG PARANOID MUCH?” “Yeah, I guess you’re right. I just must be hearing things.” said Dr. P. As they started running again, he knew that he heard something, and that it was following them. The ruins were exactly what they were: ruins. The giant doors, originally made to ward off thieves, were easily opened by MDY. “I feel like a SWAT Guy!” he exclaimed with glee as he smashed another door, the rubble pulverizing several robots. There was also a new kind of robot our heroes had to deal with: Robo-Paratroopas, robotic versions of Koopa Paratroopas equipped with jetpacks instead of wings. Some of them also had laser blasters like the Goombots. The Goombots had a couple new tricks up their sleeves, too: shields made of rock to deflect enemy attacks, a new type of laser blaster that fired rapidly allowing them to sweep back and forth to try to stop the three random ones, and joust-like spears they used to charge at our heroes. “Wait, Goombas don’t have sleeves!” Top suddenly said. “They don’t even have arms!” “I think it’s a figure of speech, Top.” Dr. P answered. “Oh. Does it have a cape?” “That’s action figure, Top.” “YOU’RE CONFUZZLING MEH!!!” Top screamed. He inhaled deeply, creating a massive suction that sent Dr. P and MDY tumbling into his gaping maw. After a few seconds, he spat them out, sending them careening into a couple robots, stunning them. “That must be the Thunder Shoot!” said MDY. “I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but...Top, suck us up again!” “Okily dokily.” said Top. He sucked them up again, then shot them at more robots. They, too, became stunned, unable to move. Then the three switched to Speed formation, enabling Dr. P to take the lead. He jumped up and tucked himself into a ball, then he launched himself at a robot. The robot asploded upon impact, and Dr. P flew up, somersaulting like a certain red-clad plumber. Top and MDY did the same too. Then, in midair, Dr. P launched himself at another robot, who got injured, but didn’t asplode. But Top and MDY also had launched themselves at the robot, which then made it asplode, making our heroes fly up, then launch themselves at yet another robot. This process continued until all of the robots were dead’d. The whole process was actually much faster then you being able to read this, so ha. “YAYZ PHOR HOMING ATTACK!!” Dr. P shouted. “HOMEY ATTACK!!!” Top and MDY both shouted. Then Top put on a cap and started breakdancing and rapping really badly. Dr. P and MDY left our li’l rap artist and continued walking, until they came to a wall. “Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.” Both Dr. P and MDY said as they kept walking into the wall over and over again. “Okay, the headbanger method isn’t gonna work.” Dr. P mentioned. “Wait, Top can fly, right?” “I think so. Let’s switch to Fly formation.” MDY advised. Then, Top ran over to the other two, as if on cue or something, and took in a big gulp of air. In doing so, he had bloated himself up and was able to fly. Dr. P grabbed onto Top’s feet, and MDY held on to Dr. P’s shoes. Top flapped his arms up and down and started to fly. They then flew up over the wall. But due to the weight of his companions, Top tired out and exhaled the puff of air, which then killed a Robo-Paratroopa that was minding his own business. Oh well, sucks to be that guy. Upon landing, they hit some springs which launched them far, far away. So far, in fact, they landed right next to a trolley of some kind, about a good half of the level away. “Wow. Talk about a shortcut.” said Top. “So, how does this thing work?” Dr. P wondered out loud as he approached the trolley. Suddenly, our heroes got an irresistible urge to jump on to the trolley, with Dr. P in the back, Top on, well, top, and MDY was behind the wheel. Then, with Dr. P spinning, the trolley started to move. Some spiked balls were in the way, so they had to dodge them. After a while, the trolley hit a bump, and all three of our heroes were launched from the impact, right into a herd of gigantic sea turtles. “OMG IT’S TURTLE TIME!!” yelled MDY. “TALK ABOUT A SHELL OF A SIGHT!!” Dr. P shouted. “Enough with the turtle jokes.” Top moaned. “How about tortoise jokes?” MDY suggested. “Don’t make slam Star Wars or Kingdom Hearts! ‘Cuz I will.” Top threatened. “Well, don’t make me remind you how the next Banjo-Kazooie is on the 360. ‘Cuz I will.” MDY threatened back. “LOOK A ROBOT.” Dr. P said rather stupidly. Actually, there was more than just one robot. And they all were seeming to guard a cage, which held the baby Yoshi they were searching for. “Look, there’s our dinner!” said Top, pointing at the baby Yoshi. “That’s not our dinner.” said Dr. P. “That’s the baby Yoshi we were told to find.” “And eat.” Top added. “They didn’t say we had to eat him!” Dr. P argued. “They didn’t say we couldn’t eat him!” Top said. “And how can you be so sure that it’s a he? What if it’s a she, you chauvinist Swinub?” “How about you two just shut up and help me tear these guys to pieces?” MDY suggested. “Whatever.” said Top. “As long as it keeps me unbored.” said Dr. P. The team switched to Power formation, making MDY the leader. This time, when MDY swung his lightsaber, Dr P and Top latched onto it. How they were able to do so without killing themselves is beyond me. MDY then swung it again, sending Dr. P into a robot, killing it. MDY swung again, this time sending Top flying into a robot, killing it as well. This process continued, until a blue sphere appeared when Top killed a Goombot. Without thinking, Top grabbed it. Dr. P then glowed a blue color. “Level up!” Dr. P exclaimed. “Wait, why did I say that?” Other than that, the slaughtering of the ‘bots was rather uneventful. Unless you like watching a lot of things explode, then you’re not obligated to spend some time in the happy house because you’d be weird not to enjoy pyrotechnics. Weirder than us here at TTD. Which is extremely weird. Actually, I don’t think you can get any weirder. Aaaanyway... “Another robot sent to the scrap heap.” MDY said triumphantly as he put his lightsaber away. “Hey, look, the cage is open!” said Top. Our heroes picked up the baby Yoshi. Top tried to eat the little guy, but MDY kicked him. Misson Complete! Score: Dr. P (2940) Top (1250) MDY (2860) Time Bonus: Whoa, I didn’t even keep track of time. Uhh...*gives 230 points* Total: 7270 points Rank: P, phor pie. Pie pie pie! Pizza pie. Dr. P: Wait a sec...how do we get back?! |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:52 PM Post #4 |
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VS. Boss 1: Black Condor After returning the baby Yoshi to his parents, Dr. Pikachu, Top, and MackDaddyYoshi found themselves on a strange beach. Why was it so strange? You’ll see... “Okay, this is getting rather tedious.” Dr. P grumbled. “How long does this beach go?” “We’ll find out when we get to the end.” MDY said, a faint air of frustration in his voice. “Hey, wait a sec!” Top said. “I think this beach is circular!” “It can’t be circular!” MDY argued. “It doesn’t even curve!” “Maybe it’s so subtle, we don’t notice it’s curving.” Top suggested. “All I know is, we’ve been on this beach FOREVAH. I think I’ve seen that same big black ship three times now!” he said, pointing to a black airship that looked like a vulture. It was equipped with machine guns, propellers, and several Goombots manning turrets. But the biggest surprise was who was piloting the ship: a certain black Goomba. “Hey, that’s Terry!” Top yelled. “What the crap are you doing here?!” “So you’re the ones who’ve been messing with my army!” Terry accused. “THAT’S MY ARMY!!!” said a shrill voice right in Terry’s ear. “YEEEEOOOUCH!!” Terry screamed. “All right, fine. Your army. Anyway, prepare to die, Yoshi Bodyguards!” “So Terry’s working for somebody.” MDY deduced. “All I know is that this guy’s trying to stop us from saving Yoshi!” Dr. P said. “Let’s kick his butt and find a way off this endless beach.” “All cannons...” Terry commanded. “FIRE!!!” The Black Condor flew off backwards, firing at our heroes. In Speed formation, Dr. P and the others gave chase, easily dodging the attacks. They continued to follow Terry, until they came to an open spot on the beach. The Black Condor lowered its altitude so it just barely hovered above the ground. “Initiate rotary attack!” Terry commanded as the Black Condor pivoted in a circle, guns a-blazing. “Now’s our chance to attack!” MDY advised. “Nah, I feel like killing the other robots.” Dr. P said. “Besides, we might be able to level up a few times, so we can finish off ol’ Formerly Pinkie faster.” “Whatever, as long as somebody gets pwned.” MDY said as he shrugged. Dr. P jumped and performed a Homing Attack on one of the nearby Robo-Paratroopas, with Top and MDY in hot pursuit. With their powers combined, they easily were able to destroy it. Dr. P attacked the next one in line, and so on and so forth, until they were right back where they had jumped off the ground, except for the fact that MDY was at Level 3 and Top and Dr. P were at Level 2. “Okay, now it’s time to attack!” Dr. P said. MDY took the lead and pulled out his lightsaber. Like what he had done in the last stage, he swung it, causing Dr. P and Top to attach to the lightsaber, enabling him to launch his buddies at the ship. Mack swung his lightsaber, and Dr. P smashed into a propeller. “Owie.” Dr. P mumbled, seeing stars. MDY swung again, and Top hit one of the turrets, destroying it and the Goombot manning it as well. “NO TURRET PHOR J00!!” Top yelled. Now normally, MDY would have to call his friends to his lightsaber again, but since he had leveled up twice, he could do a super-powered attack. He put away his lightsaber, and took out twin swords. “SLICERS OF THE FLAME!!” MDY shouted. He held out both swords and spun around very quickly, causing the swords to spout fire. The fire from the swords destroyed the other turret, the propeller Dr. P had damaged, and had done some damage to the rest of the ship, including the main body. “Crap!” Terry cried out. He quickly put the Black Condor back in high gear and flew away, but it was a bit slower due to the disabled propeller. Once again, Dr. P and the others gave chase to the foe and dodged the oncoming attacks, until they came to another open area. “Take this! Rotary attack!” Terry yelled. The Black Condor started to open fire again, but it couldn’t rotate as fast and it didn’t fire as many weapons due to the damage done to it. After attacking it a bit more, Dr. P, Top, and Mack noticed something. “Hey, don’t we have a Team Blast or something?” Top asked. “I don’t know.” Dr. P answered. “Do we?” “Let’s give it a shot!” MDY said encouragingly. “TEAM BLAST TIME!!!” Top pulled out a giant microwave from seemingly nowhere, while MDY pulled out 7 different colored gems, and Dr. P brought in some random guy from the street. MDY and Top inserted the gems into slots on the front, and Dr. P opened the microwave door and threw the guy in. “Hey! What are you doing?!” the guy yelled as the door closed. Dr. P pushed in some random numbers, and pressed a bigger button, and the microwave started up. Shortly, however, smoke started to emerge from the microwave. Then, it began to sprout flames. “The Chaos Emerald-powered Super Microwave can’t take it anymore!” Top said. “You should seriously get this thing fixed.” MDY mentioned. “It’s gonna blow!” Dr. P shouted. “Bye, random guy!” The three ran away from the Super Microwave, which was now shaking violently. “Wait! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!” the guy begged in vain. The Super Microwave exploded, creating a huge fireball that engulfed the area. The guy and the Chaos Emeralds flew out from the explosion. “C’mon! I’m from Team Rocket, so why am I blasting off?!” the guy shouted as he flew off into the distance, as a twinkle glittered after he passed out of sight. The Black Condor, however, was not so lucky. The other propeller was destroyed, and it was heavily damaged. “Oh no! Both rotors are gone!” Terry wailed. “Yeah, and you’re next!” Dr. P said. MDY thrust his lightsaber into the ship’s control panel, which started sparking. The cockpit, which was where Terry was naturally, disconnected from the rest of the ship as the Black Condor crashed to the ground, thick, dense smoke billowing from it. “This isn’t the end!” Terry warned as he flew away in his cockpit. “We did it!” Dr. P cheered. “Yayz!” MDY added. “Now how do we get off this beach?” Top asked. Dr. P and MDY looked at each other and said at the same time, “Good question.” Team Chaoddix Stage Clear! Score: 6780 points Rank: B, because it’s second banana, like Luigi or Diddy. Although Luigi is becoming more of a top-and-a-half banana now. Eh, whatever. “TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND!!!” All three screamed together. |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:53 PM Post #5 |
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Zone 2: Megayoshiopolis (beware the seven-syllable words) Stage 3: Ostentatious Conurbation “Darn!” Dr. Pikachu said. “We lost Terry.” “If a city this big was close to Dinosaur Land, how come we didn’t notice it?” Top wondered. MackDaddyYoshi answered Top’s question with this, “‘Cuz we’re lazy. That and we were too busy doing other stuff...you know, kicking Morton Koopa Sr.’s butt, kicking Farzar’s butt, kicking Gorea’s butt, protecting Yoshi, the other crap we get stuck doing...” And indeed the city was big...and highly advanced. In fact, it looked like it was straight from the future, complete with floating highways and cars driven by Yoshis. Terry was somewhere in the city, and with so much technology there, he was bound to try to take it over. It was up to our three heroes, Team Chaoddix, to stop him. How, you ask? Upon arriving in the city, they had received another assignment form their mysterious employer: to destroy every single one of Terry’s robots in the city. As the weird team was running along a ramp, over a long chasm, and through a loop, they noticed something about the path they were running on: it was glowing blue, and it was moving them along! “Wow, a moving sidewalk or something.” Dr. P gasped in amazement. “Whee!!” Top said with glee as he at on the ground and spun around. “Needless to say, guys,” MDY said as his face took on a faint green tint. “For me, this is rather disorienting.” They came to a stop, and MDY was thrown off while Dr. P and Top calmly walked off. They managed to catch up to MDY...as he was hunched over the side of the platform, blowing chunks. The barf landed on the windshield of a car, and the Yoshi in the car rolled down his window and shook his fist at MDY. “Hey, watch it!” the Yoshi yelled. “I just had this dry clea-” He didn’t get to finish his sentence as his car hit the side of a building and exploded. Luckily, the driver’s seat had ejected and deployed a parachute, and the Yoshi was now gently floating down, still in the seat and still yelling at MDY. “Don’t you know that throwing up over the side of platforms is illegal in this city?! Now I have to get a new car because of you!!” The Yoshi then threw an egg at MDY, who simply dodged it and continued to watch the Yoshi as he continued to rant and rave. “You are a miserable example of a Yoshi! This is why we don’t allow tourists here: they don’t respect our rules! You outsiders think you know...” This continued for a while until the Yoshi could no longer could be seen and, fortunately, heard. After an awkward silence, MDY had this to say about the experience. “Gee, maybe the future isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.” Top and Dr. P looked at each other, then looked at MDY and said together, “Yeah.” MDY then started to walk away. “C’mon!” he said. “Those robots aren’t gonna scrap themselves.” Top and Dr. P looked at each other and shrugged, then ran after MDY. And sure enough, their way was blocked off by some robots. Top switched the team to Fly formation and brought down the Robo-Paratroopas with Thunder Shoot. Dr. P took the lead and used Homing Attack to destroy them. Upon doing that, two strange machines exploded and another blue pathway appeared. “Oh, man...” MDY moaned. “Not this again...” This time, though, as they ran along the pathway, MDY didn’t get sick, which was fortunate for the citizens of the city and for MDY as well, because he already has a whole bunch of people out to kill him. He didn’t need a whole city wanting his head, too. “Heh. I’m cured of motion sickness!” MDY cheered. Then he got shot by a Goombot. “Gah!” He fell down, clutching his side, which was where he got shot, and looked up, fire in his eyes. “You’re going to wish you hadn’t done that...” Dr. P and Top slowly backed away from MDY as he began glowing with a red aura. “Did he just level up?” Dr. P asked. “How do I know? We never saw any of the red circle thingies on our way!” Top answered. MDY had in fact leveled up, to level 4. Or level 3. The levels are so confusing...anyway, that meant he could use his most powerful attacks. He held out his hand, and a giant flaming sword appeared in it as he stared down the legion of robots in front of him, including the Goombot that shot him. “Say ‘HAI MOM’ to my little friend, the Flaming Sword of Eternal Limbo!” MDY yelled at the robots as he ran at them. With one swipe, he took out one wave of robots and with another, he took out the rest. But he didn’t stop there. He continued to slice and dice and stab and impale and hack and slash at every single robot, even though they were already destroyed. By the time he finally stopped moving, there was absolutely no trace of the robots that had been there, not even charred marks on the ground. It was like they had never been there. Top and Dr. P just stood there, bewildered at the event they had just witnessed. “What is this fic rated again?” Top asked, his voice quiet. “‘E’, I believe.” Dr. P replied, his voice just as quiet. “Good thing that the ESRB rates just games...” Top mumbled. MDY calmly walked back to his friends, the Flaming Sword of Extremely-long-name-ness safely...um...not here. Yeah. “Well, what are we waiting for?” he asked. “C’mon, we’ve got the rest of the city to cover!” And so, the three YBs continued to run through the city, destroying any robots they came across. One particular group of baddies, after being defeated, had two more of those strange devices alongside what looked like another moving pathway. Upon closer examination, they bore the Terry emblem, which was a crude Goomba design. The devices exploded, and the pathway appeared. “Hey, those robots are sucking the energy off of those pathways!” Dr. P realized. “Terry’s bitten off more than he can chew this time!” Top said in anger. “That energy belongs to the citizens of this city! No one else! Those robots are gonna pay!” MDY vowed. MDY would get his wish, because at the end of the pathway (which sent them flying into a building), there were a whole bunch of robots gathered, keen on stopping our heroes. Fortunately, they had destroyed enough robots to do...another Team Blast! “Time for another Super Microwave Blitz!” Dr. P yelled. Once again, the Super Microwave and the Chaos Emeralds appeared. This time, though, Dr. P shoved one of the robots in the microwave. MDY turned it on, and sure enough, after a few seconds, it started to malfunction, smoke pouring out and flames sprouting. “The Chaos Emerald-powered Super Microwave can’t take it anymore!” Top said. “You should seriously get this thing fixed.” MDY mentioned. “It’s gonna blow!” Dr. P shouted. “Bye, Shield Goombot!” The three ran away from the Super Microwave, which was shaking violently again. “I AM A WORTHLESS SUPERMODEL.” the Goombot said sadly. The Super Microwave exploded, destroying all of the nearby robots and turning them into Coins. “WE’RE RICH!!!” our heroes exclaimed happily. Then they continued on their merry way. The rest of the journey was rather uneventful compared to everything else that had happened. Soon enough, however, Dr. P had destroyed the last robot in the city with a Homing Attack. “Mission complete!” Dr. P said. “That was, needless to say, pwnsome.” Top added. “Don’t look now,” MDY said. “But we have some fans.” Dr. P and Top turned around to see that the Yoshi that they had seen earlier had returned, with an angry mob of Yoshis behind him. “You’re gonna pay for my car, you law-breaking tourists, one way or another!” the Yoshi threatened. “GET THEM!!!” The mob charged at our heroes, carrying torches and pitchforks. “...Oh, crap.” the three said together. They then ran away from the angry mob. “So much for not having a whole city out to get us.” Dr. P said between breaths. “Cue the end stuff!” Mission Complete! Score: 25680 Time Bonus: 700 Total: 26380 points Rank: A...is for Chicken. It isn’t? Whaddaya mean it isn’t?! |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:54 PM Post #6 |
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Stage 4: Supply Complex “I don’t know what’s worse,” Dr. Pikachu said. “Either getting killed by the angry mob out there, or getting lost in this stupid factory!” “Getting out of this place will be easy as pie, Dr. P.” MackDaddyYoshi reassured. “Mmm...pie.” said Top. “Just watch.” said MDY. He walked to the door they had used to get inside, only to find the angry mob waiting for them. He quickly closed the door and put some factory parts there to act as a makeshift blockade. “Never mind. Guess we’re going the long way out: through the factory.” And a long way it was. The factory looked big from outside, but it was absurdly massive on the inside. Giant tubes containing the red substance that our heroes had seen powering the pathways outside were all over, twisting every which way. The three YBs ran down a ramp and launched off into a big spherical steel mesh cage, and they started to spin around on the sides of the cage. “I don’t feel good!” Top said. “I’m gonna be sick!” Dr. P moaned. “WOO-HOO!! This is awesome!” MDY cheered. Eventually, however, they reached the top of the cage, where, lo and behold, another spring stood. They were launched out of the cage and onto a platform, but not before Top got hit with a piece of paper. “Hey, you two! It’s another message from that one guy!” Top yelled. “What’s it say?” Dr. P asked. “‘To the Yoshi Bodyguards,’” Top read. “‘You won’t be able to leave the factory without the four keys needed to access the emergency exit. But the keys are in the hands of four Tub-O-Troopabots. Destroy the Tub-O-Troopabots.’ You think they wouldn’t have keys to an emergency exit. Now that is crappy design.” “Who cares? Now we know how to get outta here!” Dr. P cheered. “He’s right.” added MDY. “We’re gonna go scrap some Flabby-Kooparobos!” “Tub-O-Troopabots.” Top corrected. “Whatever.” And so, our heroes began to search the factory for the Tub-O-Troopabots and the keys they possessed. Along the way, they encountered a twist of something familiar: a pathway just like the ones outside, but this one, unlike the other pathways our team of three had seen, was vertical. They were in for an even bigger surprise because as they approached it, they suddenly shot up into the air! “Whoa!” Dr. P exclaimed. “What the heck?!” “This pathway is carrying us up somehow.” MDY said. “‘Tis a special pathway.” Top explained. “It isn’t retarded, Top.” “I didn’t say it was. I just said it was special.” “Like Danny and his...um…obsession?” Dr. P asked. “That’s a different kind of special, Dr. Dre.” MDY answered. “It’s Dr. P. For Pikachu.” Dr. P mentioned in a slightly annoyed tone. “I know.” MDY replied. “I just enjoy making fun of kitties.” “That’s true...” agreed Dr. P. “But I’m a mouse.” Sometime during this conversation, they had reached the end of the pathway, leaving them in constant freefall. After several attempts to get away from this predicament, MDY got an idea. “Hey guys,” MDY said. “Grab onto me.” “I’m kind of afraid of intimacy, Mack...” Top replied. “Just do it.” “You can’t make me!” “SHUT UP AND GET ON!!!” MDY yelled. “Phine...you don’t have to shout...” Top muttered. Dr. P, fortunately, had complied with MDY’s demand 31 words earlier. After he and Top were holding onto MDY, the Yoshi of Jediness started to run in midair. Really fast. So fast, in fact, he started to float on his own...and away from the end of the pathway. MDY made his way to the nearby platform, and was able to land on it. And lo and behold, there was a group of robots there, surrounding a Tub-O-Troopabot. “All right, fellow bodyguards,” Dr. P announced. “Let’s get that key!” “Who died and made you fearless leader?” MDY snapped. “Iono.” Dr. P said, shrugging. “It was more of a suggestion, really. Not a demand. A demand is like ‘FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!’ or ‘DO A BARREL ROLL!’ or ‘PIKACHU, USE THUNDERBUTT!’ That and we’re in Speed formation right now.” “Oh. Let’s go, then.” The other robots, consisting of the usual Goombots and Robo-Paratroopas, were easy to take care of. The Tub-O-Troopabot, well, you’ll see... “Homing Attack!” Dr. P shouted, curling into a ball and launching himself into the massive robot, only to bounce off, the enemy undamaged. “What the heck?! I can’t scratch it!” “Let me try!” Top volunteered. The team switched to Fly formation and Top started eating and spitting Dr. P and MDY repeatedly at the Tub-O-Troopabot. But once again, they were shrugged off by the big-shelled automaton’s armor. “This is really starting to tick me off!” MDY growled. The team switched to Power formation and MDY swung his lightsaber at the robot. To his surprise, however, the robot shot up into the air. “Uh...what the heck just happened?” he asked himself. “You tried to kill that robot, but you made it fly instead.” answered Top. “It was a rhetorical question, Top.” “A retard-ical question?” “NO, RHETORICAL!! RHEH...TOR...IH-FREAKIN’-CULL!!!” MDY yelled. “Ohhhhhhh...I don’t get it.” MDY slapped his forehead. Then the Tub-O-Troopabot came down on its back, revealing its vulnerable underside. “Yayz.” Dr. P cheered. MDY kicked the robot and it asploded, leaving a key behind. Top inhaled the key. “TOP!!!” Dr. P and MDY shouted. “What?” Top asked. “Never mind. Let’s just keep going.” MDY muttered. And so, our heroes continued to brave the dangers of the factory. It wasn’t long, however, until their way was blocked again by the robots, with another collection of energy-sucking devices. “Here we go again...” MDY moaned. And so, they proceeded to destroy the robots once again. And after they destroyed the last one, the energy suckers asploded, allowing them to continue on their adventure of oddness, but not before they found another Tub-O-Troopabot. MDY took the lead and swung his lightsaber again, sending the robot flying like before. “Whee...” Dr. P said as he watched the robotic turtle. “FLY THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE, A DARING YOUNG TUB-O-TROOPABOT...” Top began singing horribly. As he continued singing, the Tub-O-Troopabot fell down on its backside, and kicked it, destroying it and releasing the key. “...Go splat...ese.” Top blurted out, sad that his song had been interrupted. But then he ate the key, so he was happy again. Because no one wants an emo Top, but emo Top never existed. And probably never will. Oh well. “TOP!!!” Dr. P and MDY shouted. “What?” Top asked. “Gah, let’s keep going.” MDY grumbled. And so, the weird team continued onward, destroying robots, redirecting energy, and grabbing keys in a journey that got rather repetitive after a bit, so things will move on ahead to the last key, because not many people will have the interest to have kept reading this if that happened. Anyway, the three heroes were approaching the deepest part of the factory, and were in the process of tracking the last Tub-O-Troopabot down. “There it is!” MDY called out, pointing at the large-shelled robot surrounded by a legion of Goombots and Robo-Paratroopas. “We can take ‘em!” Dr. P said with determination. “With what?” MDY asked. “With the power of love!!” Top shouted suddenly. Dr. P and MDY just stood there, shocked. Top then made a heart appear in a speech bubble over his head. He grabbed it and threw it at a couple of Goombots. The bubble burst, sending little hearts everywhere, destroying the Goombots on contact. “How about we just use our Team Blast?” Dr. P suggested. “Good idea.” MDY agreed. “I’m not up to using love right now.” Once again, the Super Microwave and the Chaos Emeralds appeared, and Dr. P shoved a Robo-Paratroopa in the microwave. MDY turned it on, and after a few seconds, it started to malfunction once more, the familiar smoke pouring out and flames sprouting. “The Chaos Emerald-powered Super Microwave can’t take it anymore!” Top said. “You should seriously get this thing fixed.” MDY mentioned. “You know, in case the first 100 times this has happened hasn’t given you a clue...” “It’s gonna blow!” Dr. P shouted. “Bye, Robo-Paratroopa!” The three ran away from the Super Microwave, which started shaking violently. “TELL MY GIRLFRIEND I’LL ALWAYS LOVE HER.” the Robo-Paratroopa said with grief. The Super Microwave exploded, destroying all of the nearby robots and turning them into Coins. “Silly robot!” Top said. “Girlfriends are for Trix!” “Top, that made no sense at all.” Dr. P said. “I know.” Top replied. He then inhaled the last key. “TOP!!!” Dr. P and MDY shouted. “What?” Top asked. “You ate all of the keys!” MDY yelled. “Now how are we supposed to get out of here?” “Use the Emergency Exit Shaft.” Top suggested. “There’s no Emergency Exit...” MDY said as Top pointed behind the Yoshi. MDY turned around and saw a doorway with a sign above it saying, Emergency Exit Shaft. “...Shaft.” MDY finished. “How about we just climb up and get out of here?” Dr. P suggested. “Whatever.” MDY muttered as the three headed for the shaft. Mission Complete! Score: 6674 Time Bonus: 562 Total: 7236 points Rank: Γ, for Waluigi. Weah heh heh heh... |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:55 PM Post #7 |
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Interlude: Up on the Roof Meanwhile, on the top of the factory, three other figures had escaped the vile confines of the building. There was SZM, a mysterious red-hued person who looked similar to Meta Knight (it’s the mask). Next to him was Blaque Kirbular Yoll (Or B.K. for short), a weird carbon-colored Kirby with a Yo-yo Kirby hat. And then, leading the group, was SuperGBAMaster, a figure that looked like Mario in Wario’s clothing: yellow shirt, purple overalls, green shoes, and a yellow hat with a big blue “S” on it; he also had a purple mask covering his eyes, and a billowing purple cape. Their mission: to find Terry at any cost. And nothing was going to stand in their way. Unfortunately, our heroes, at this point, were in that very way. “Hey, who are those creeps?” SGM grumbled. Our heroes were on the other side of the platform, facing away from Team Unlit. Dr. Pikachu, with his big ears, which gave him good hearing, had overheard what SGM had said, and started to turn around. “What’s up, Dr. P?” MackDaddyYoshi asked. Dr. P motioned behind his shoulder. “And you are?” he asked the three mysterious people behind him. The three then turned around to face the other three. “Just what do you think you’re doing here?” SGM interrogated menacingly. “Who is this freak?” MDY wondered out loud. “Our mysterious benefactor’s adversary, perhaps?” Dr. P suggested. “OMG TEH BAD GUYS??” Top asked. “Stop your babbling!” SGM ordered. “I know what you’re after. You’d do well to stay out of the way of Team Unlit!” |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:56 PM Post #8 |
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Sonyturd
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VS. Boss 2: Team Unlit “Whoa!” Dr. Pikachu yelled out as a gloved fist with a blue “S” whizzed by his head. Had the Mouse Pokémon not dodged the attack, he would probably be on the ground, with a black eye or something. This was the first strike of the epic battle between Team Chaoddix and Team Unlit; a clash of crazy randomness and dubious seriousness on a factory roof high above the ground. “Stand still, you rat!” SuperGBAMaster cursed. He then was knocked aside by a blur of platinum, courtesy of Top and the slightly dazed MackDaddyYoshi. “My me hurts...” MDY moaned. He then shook it off and made the team switch into Power formation. “FARFIG NEWTON!!!” He cried out, kicking SGM between the legs. “Ohh...” SGM moaned in a familiarly high voice, clutching his...special parts. “Mamma mia...” He said, falling over into the fetal position. “OMG HE SOUND LIKE MARIO!” Dr. P exclaimed. “That’s ironic.” “No, that’s not ironic.” MDY said. “Ironic would be him sounding like Luigi.” “Really...” SZM muttered. “I think it would be ironic if we were actually trying to be friends with each other instead of attempting to destroy one another.” “I think it would be ironic...” Top announced. “...If everyone was made of iron.” Everyone stared at Top, who stood there, beaming. Except for SGM, who was still...um...down for the count. Then they looked at each other. Except SGM, of course. “Um...” MDY uttered. “...Maybe we should go back to trying to kill each other before someone else makes a Red Vs. Blue reference.” “Agreed.” SZM said, nodding. And with that, he zoomed at MDY with a Homing Attack, only to be blocked by Dr. P, who also did a Homing Attack. MDY took the lead, and shot Top at SZM, who was knocked back into a crate. B.K., who had done much of nothing up to this point, how he managed to do that no one will know, took over in Fly formation, carrying a recently recomposed and still smarting SGM. Meanwhile, at a distance, someone was watching the battle ensue quite closely. Someone...with a propeller on his head. Someone...who was a robot. Someone...with grammar issues. “Yes, they’re killing each other.” OmoSneezier chuckled to himself. “Then I’ll pick up the pieces, and roboticerize them, of course, and I’ll have most friends in the world. HA HA HA HA HA HA I think left stove the on.” He then flew away to turn stove the off. Back on the roof, it seemed like our heroes were gaining the upper hand. SZM had flown off the platform, thanks to B.K., who got disoriented thanks to a Homing Attack to the head and Thunder Shot the robotic masked man into the abyss. Poor SZM. “One down, two to go!” Dr. P thought to himself out loud. “Wanna see my comics?” B.K. asked as he shot SGM at Top. “Nope, not right now.” Top answered. He inhaled SGM and shot him back at B.K., sending the two flying. “I need to get back and finish a comic or two of my own. But thanks for reminding me!” He said, taking the lead and switching his team to Fly formation. “No problem!” B.K. said as he fell off the platform. SGM watched as his comrade fell out of reach, sight, and sound. “Grr...” He grimaced, turning to his opponents. “Don’t think you can get rid of me that easily!” He shouted defiantly. He rushed at the three, ready to throw a devastating punch. But as he got closer, MDY moved out of the way slightly, and as the ruler of the Tanooki Kingdom drew closer, he stuck out his leg. By the time SGM realized his error, it was too late to react. He tripped over MDY’s leg, and began rolling out of control. So out of control, in fact, that by the time he was able to right himself again, he was in freefall, the ground appearing before him. He quickly shook it off, and spread his arms out. Amazingly, his falling speed slowed. He then thrust his arms down to his sides, and zoomed up into the air. Meanwhile, our group was standing there, congratulating themselves for dealing out a swift whupping. Just then, SGM flew up and floated in midair, arms crossed and cape billowing quite majestically. “I told you that you wouldn’t be rid of me that easily...” SGM growled. “Now to finish you--” Suddenly, a laser beam struck SGM. He screamed in agony and fell back down to the ground. “...What just happened here?” Dr. P asked in disbelief. “I have no idea...” MDY answered. “But we’d better walk away from this while we still can say that we won.” “BOSS BATTLE WONNED!!” Top yelled. “Wait...” Dr. P muttered. “How do we get off of the roof?” Meanwhile, OmoSneezier stood triumphantly, with a giant laser cannon on his shoulder. “Whew...” OmoSneezier sighed in relief. “That was close one. He tried to G-mod. Well, I guess proper term is Arceus-mod now. Anyway, I should get my butt.” He flew off, hoping that he wasn’t seen. Team Chaoddix Stage Clear! Total: 2614 points Rank: Z, for ZZZZZZZZZIMASLEEPZZZZZZSNOREZZZZZZZZZZZSLEEPTALK |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:56 PM Post #9 |
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Sonyturd
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Zone 3: Yoshi Casino Land Stage 5: Casino Place “Well, that’s technically not true, because we’re still on the roof.” Top said randomly. “What are you talking about?” Dr. Pikachu asked. “The title of this chapter.” Top replied. “It says, ‘Stage 5,’ while we’re clearly still at ‘VS. Boss 2.’” “Top, leave the fourth wall alone.” MackDaddyYoshi scolded. “It gets enough abuse without you.” “LEAVE THE FOURTH WALL ALONE, SZM!!!” Top yelled. “I don’t think SZM heard you from all the way down there.” Dr. P mentioned. “Not that SZM...” Top muttered. Well, regardless of Top’s actions, our heroes were still on that darn roof of that darn factory in that darn city. With no darn way to get off. “That’s it, I can’t take this anymore!” MDY screamed. He jumped off of the building. “MACK!!!” Dr. P and Top called out as they rushed to the edge of the roof. But they were too late; MDY had already jumped to his death. “Great...now we’re no longer the Terrifying Threesome.” Dr. P moaned. “We’re just the Terrifying Twosome.” “Which isn’t very terrifying at all...” Top added. “...So which one of us is gonna be Power, then?” Dr. P asked. “Do we share it or do we find some unlucky sap to join our party?” “Neither.” A voice called. “You can just get in.” “Get in what, voice?” Top asked. “It’s not a disembodied voice, Top.” Dr. P said, rolling his eyes. “It’s gotta be somebody. But who?” Then, as if on cue, or perhaps it was on cue, MDY appeared, on the roof of a car. “MACK!!!” Dr. P and Top called out. “...AGAIN!!!” “Yeah, yeah, whatever.” MDY replied, shrugging off his friends’ frantic rejoicing. “Just get in before we get in more trouble.” “Why?” Dr. P asked. “Oh, don’t tell me...that car is stolen?” “No, I got it at a car lot while I was falling. Now get in here.” MDY said, annoyed. “What’d you do with the driver? You didn’t...” Dr. P gulped. “Let him fall, did you?” “Are you nuts?” MDY asked. “Wait, I already know the answer to that. Of course I didn’t kill him. He’s a Yoshi. I dropped him off at the nearest balcony.” As MDY finished his sentence, a woman’s scream could be heard along with a slapping noise. “...And now he’s probably being accused of being a peeping tom.” MDY said, a bit surprised. “Now will you just GET IN HERE?!” “Okay, okay...” Dr. P grumbled. “Yeesh, touchy.” Dr. P and Top got in the car, then MDY climbed down and got in. Surprisingly, it was quite roomy inside. As they drove along (IN TEH SKY!!11!), Dr. P realized something. “Um...where are we going next?” Dr. P asked. Top and MDY looked at him. Then they looked at each other. “Good question.” They said together. Then they thought for a bit. Then MDY snapped his fingers. “Oh, yeah!” He said. “I got another piece of paper stuck to my face when I was falling.” He mentioned, pulling out a piece of paper. “I bet it’s from that guy who’s been giving us missions.” “Well, what does it say?” Dr. P asked. MDY held up the paper to his face and began to read. “‘To the Yoshi Bodyguards, in order to proceed, you must go to the legendary Casino Place and collect 200 Coins.’ Sounds easy enough...” He said, throwing the paper away. “Okay, to the Casino Place!” Dr. P shouted. “Hey, Mack?” Top asked. “If you’re not driving, and we aren’t driving, then who’s driving?” “Iono.” MDY said, shrugging. Suddenly, the car hit a building and asploded, sending our heroes flying. “LOOKS LIKE TEAM CHAODDIX IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!” They all screamed as they...well, blasted off. The last thing that could be heard was Top yelling, “Top Mon Hit!” While our heroes pulled off their best Team Rocket impression, a lone Goombot patrolled a platform floating in the sky. Oddly, though, this platform was shaped like one of those boards that you throw dice on, but wasn’t Yahtzee. Iono what the game is called, so don’t yell at me. Anyway, the Goombot’s sound sensors detected a faint noise. “SOUND DETECTED. NOW SEARCHING FOR SOURCE OF NOISE...” The Goombot hummed loudly as it made still circles, looking for whoever made the noise. Fortunately and unfortunately, the source of the noise was found as Dr. P, MDY, and Top fell on the Goombot, destroying it. “Wow, that was a close one.” Top said. “THANK YOU, GOOMBOT, FOR CUSHIONING US WITH YOUR CYPERNIK/DENZIUM/CHICKEN GUTS ALLOY!!!” “NO...PROBLEM...” The Goombot droned as it ceased to function. “Well...” MDY started as he got up and brushed himself off. “Shall we get those 200 Coins?” “Wait a second...aren’t they supposed to be Rings?” Dr. P asked. “This is a fanfic based off of a Sonic game...” “How about we collect some shiny objects of currency?” Top asked. “Eh, OK.” Dr. P answered, shrugging. The three walked across the board and found a cannon. And just like the trolley from earlier, an irresistible urge came over all three to jump to into the cannon, and so they did. A second later, all three were blasted out of the cannon and onto what seemed to be a giant pinball table, on which Top, MDY, and Dr. P were the pinballs. “I guess this is where we’re supposed to get the Coins...” Dr. P thought out loud. “But I don’t see any Coins out here.” Top said. “I don’t understand how we’re able to see anything clearly, considering that we’re spinning at like 500 RPM...Must be Sonic physics.” Meanwhile, MDY was bouncing about the table like a normal pinball would, until he fell into a slot machine of sorts. Once he was in the machine, the tumblers started spinning rapidly. “Hey, where’s Mack?” Dr. P asked. “He’s supposed to have said a line or two by now.” All of a sudden, Coins began showering down onto the table as MDY managed to line up three Sponge symbols, earning the group 30 Coins. “WHOOO!! Take that, one-armed bandit!” MDY cheered as he fell out of the machine and back onto the table. “I guess we use the slot machines to get rich.” Top said. “I’m not the best at gambling. Oh, wait, maybe that’s predicting what’s the next update for Brawl. I forget which one it is.” He ran into a spring and started to bounce off two walls that were in close proximity of another, grabbing 26 Coins as he bounced off bumper after bumper. “We’re already one-fourth done with this mission!” Dr. P exclaimed as he fell out of another slot machine, the tumblers showing three Team Blast symbols and 100 Coins falling out. “Now, we’re three-fourths done. It’s almost too easy.” MDY bragged. Suddenly, a buzzer sounded as Top fell out of yet another slot machine, the tumblers showing three TAR symbols, taking away 200 Coins from our heroes. “Scratch that, we’re right back where we started.” MDY groaned. “Thanks a lot, Top.” “No problem!” Top replied as he launched up due to hitting a spring. “Where’d he go?” Dr. P asked. Meanwhile, Top landed on a smaller pinball table, set high above the larger one below. OmoSneezier suddenly showed up. “Welcome to the VIP table!” OmoSneezier announced. “You can get richer than on of my Casinomech Gundams here.” “K.” Top said as he went into a large slot machine with 5 tumblers instead of 3. Meanwhile, Dr. P and MDY were not having much luck with the slots and the table as they fell down to the platform they originally started at. “What is that, the third time so far we’ve fallen down?” Dr. P asked. “Try seventh.” MDY grumbled. Suddenly, a whole bunch of Coins rained down on our two heroes minus one. “What the...there’s over 300 Coins here!” MDY exclaimed. “Did someone set the pinball table up a bomb?” Dr. P asked. As MDY and Dr. P wondered how over 300 Coins fell in out of nowhere, Top was standing on top of the large slot machine on the VIP table, the tumblers stopping at five Top symbols in a row. “I seriously had no idea how I got that.” Top said to the fourth wall. “Must be because I’m odd.” He then fell asleep as Sleep Top. “Zzzzzzzz...” Mission Complete! Score: *Tilt* Time Bonus: 243 Total: 87319 Rank: T, for “All your base are belong to Top.” |
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| DrPikachu | Feb 6 2009, 08:57 PM Post #10 |
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Stage ?: All Hallow’s Eve Program “Wait a second!” Dr. Pikachu said suddenly. He then looked at a clock that popped out of his hat. “It’s Halloween!” “Yeah, what’s your point?” MackDaddyYoshi asked in a deadpan voice. “That means we have to have some sort of Halloween special.” Dr. P explained. “And since DrPikachu takes forever to make comics, he’s just going to make a special chapter for this fanfic.” “I say we go trick-or-killing.” Top suggested. “Don’t you mean ‘trick-or-treating’?” MDY asked. “That’s what I said.” “No, you said ‘trick-or-killing’...” MDY said. “...I think you’re just making stuff up.” Top replied. He then got out a cell phone and started talking into it. “Who’re you calling?” Dr. P asked. “Everyone else, duh.” Top said. After a few minutes of calling, the other three teams showed up. “Yay!” Spongette cheered. “I get to be with my Spongey again!” She then clung to his arm. “EEEEEEEEEEK!!!” Sponge screamed. He then proceeded to gnaw his arm off. “We’re all here?” Pyroshi asked. “That must mean that it’s the All Hallow’s Eve Program!” “How did you know that?” Dr. P asked. “I got the memo.” Pyro said proudly. “What memo?” “Iono.” “...” “Are we going to do this trick-or-treat or are we just going to stand here for the whole thing?” SZM asked. “Wait a second...” SuperGBAMaster interrupted. “We need costumes, don’t we?” “Oh, don’t worry.” Pyro reassured. “We planned ahead and got costumes for all of us.” “Where are they?” Danny asked. “In your belly button.” “I thought that was a black hole.” B.K. said. “And it is.” Pyro said, winking to the fourth wall. He then stuck his tongue into Danny’s belly button. “GRAHHHH &%#))&^%#)@^)!!!” Danny swore. He then fainted. “DANNY-POO!!” Danielle shrieked. She then fainted as well. Pyro’s tongue reemerged with twelve costumes attached to the end of it. “Here we go.” He said. “Now to go disinfect my tongue of kitty germs.” “Y’know, in hindsight, we could’ve just eaten the costumes and then laid them as eggs.” Sponge suggested. “Yeah, but not everyone has eyes on their butt.” Pyro added. Everyone got dressed in their costumes. Sponge was Pokémon Trainer, Pyro was Pheonix Wright, Danny was Link, SGM was Agent Smith, SZM was Godot, B.K. was Lucas, Spongette was Zero Suit Samus, Aqua was Mia Fey, Danielle was King Dedede, MDY was a Grateful Dead skeleton, Top was Garfield, and Dr. P was...well... “...What?” Dr. P asked. His costume was his Walnut Festival mask. “I’m sorry...” MDY said. “But I can’t take you seriously with that mask.” “What?” It’s dead sexy, isn’t it?” Everyone else then walked on to a conveniently placed block of houses. “Am I right?” Dr. P asked, apparently not aware that the others left. “Eh, whatever. Let’s go.” He then followed the others to the houses. “Trick or treat!” The twelve shouted as Sponge rang the doorbell of the first house. The door opened to reveal... “DR. EGGMAN?!” Everyone said in surprise. “Yes, yes, I’m Dr. Eggman.” Eggman grumbled. “Now do you want your candy or what?” After receiving their candy, the twelvesome regrouped to compare their spoils. “I got a couple of candy bars.” Sponge said. “I got some bubble gum.” MDY added. “I got chocolate.” Aqua chimed in. Suddenly, an explosion sounded close by. Everyone looked to see the source of the explosion: Dr. P was standing there, covered in ash and holding a blown-out bag. “I got a bomb.” Dr. P said, coughing. The next house was Ganondorf’s. “What is this, villain central?” SGM asked. “Watch it, or I might have to use this.” Ganondorf threatened, showing the Triforce of Power on his hand. Our heroes and heroines then compared results once again. “I got some suckers.” Top said. “I got sticks of taffy.” Spongette said. “I got a chicken!” Pyro shouted with glee. “I’m going to name him Li’l Harley.” Another explosion sounded. “I got a bomb...” Dr. P moaned. The next house was Bowser’s. “Sorry, but the princess is another game series!” Bowser said, laughing. There was a few moments of silence. “C’mon, that was a good one!” Bowser growled. The four teams then compared candy once more. “I got some candy bars.” SGM said. “I got an orange.” Danny grumbled. “I got a jawbreaker.” B.K. said. Everyone waited for another explosion to occur. But it never came. “I got...a rock.” Dr. P said with surprise. “At least it’s not a--” The bag exploded. “Never mind.” Dr. P moaned. He then fell over. Spongic Heroes Program Clear! Score: 3705 Time Bonus: 509 Candy Bonus: 1337 Total: 5549 Rank: R, for running gags. Or exploding gags, in this case. |
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