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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 13 2008, 11:36 AM (62 Views) | |
| Celtam | Sep 13 2008, 11:36 AM Post #1 |
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Very little is known about the creature only known only as Celtam. It was first seen in 200BC, slaughtering a small French village. It was spotted numerous times across Europe over the years, but was never captured. What is Celtam? There is little known about the creature known as Celtam, only the following is known about it. 1: Celtam is amused by your suffering and that of others. 2: Celtam is not your fucking emotional outlet. 3: Celtam is known to hustle, every day. 4: Celtam will turn what you say around to make you look like an idiot if it sees fit. 5: Celtam is a dick, but you are a faggot. 6: Celtam did 9/11. Posted Image 7: Celtam's favourite food is steamed crabs. Interview with Celtam We managed to track down a Celtam by following a trail of screaming, pissed off weeaboos to a remote location known as goatse.cz. Here we interviewed him. Me: Hello, Celtam Celtam: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FAGGOT? Me: We are DNS industries and we would like to interview you if thats OK.. Celtam: Fuck you, the name of your company fucking sucks. Me: Hey! Sh-shut up! I came up with the name! Celtam: Figures, you look like someone who would think up something as pigshit retarded as that. Me: Please, Mr Celtam, we just want to talk to you. Celtam: Fine.. Me: The viewers of our documentaries on you were curious to the kind of music you like? Celtam: If theres an epic guitar solo, I like it. Here, let me show you. Me: Ah, I see. OK. So what is your favourite film? Celtam: Lord of War. Me: Alright then, so ... whats your view on anime? Celtam: .... Me: Well, our company produces documentaries about things that arent important, and, well... anime. Celtam: ...What. Me: Let me explain, you see, we- Celtam: YOU FUCKING WEEABOO FAGGOT OOH I BET YOU THINK YUOR SOO FUCKING SUPER KAWAII WITH YOUR FUCKING ANIME NARUTO BLEACH FUCKING SHIT WHY DONT YOU GO AND FUCKING FAP TO SOME FAGGY LUCKY STAR AMV YOU FUCKING FAGGOT MY GOD I WANT TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING EYES AND THEN FEED THEM TO A FUCKING SLUG WHILE SHITTING ON YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FLAMING WEEABOO BASTARD I BET YOU THINK CARAMELDANSEN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND SUPER KAWAAIIIII ^______^ LOL OH MY GOD I HATE YOU GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Ten hours later) Celtam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE. Good, they left, now, where was I... Oh yes. HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLIN |
Character: Celtam/Tristan Stillead.
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