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| ~RipTheJacker~ | May 15 2008, 12:48 PM Post #81 |
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Today's Japanese word of the day on google:![]() I was amused at how appropriate this was. Edited by RipTheJacker, May 15 2008, 12:48 PM.
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| ~Shin-Ra~ | May 17 2008, 05:03 AM Post #82 |
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The Other Guy
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Well... hm, just watch it. It's crude but hilarious: http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/150/9/a/Motivational_Poster__Courage_by_kamikamiya.jpg Edited by Shin-Ra, May 30 2008, 05:10 AM.
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| ~Alkarii~ | May 27 2008, 09:04 PM Post #83 |
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Soul Eater
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Someone on IRC gave me a link to one of the pages in this hilarious webcomic, and this particular page was te one that made it certain that you guys HAD to be introduced to this comic. Brainsss... But yeah, I suggest reading that whole comic. Pure genius. |
| Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less? | |
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| ~Deadly Aim~ | Jun 4 2008, 09:37 AM Post #84 |
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Deadeye '17, eager to move on from the slow-motion train wreck that was last year.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eozrylw3MA&feature=related Metroids? Playing pranks? OH NOES! |
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| ~The Boss~ | Jun 4 2008, 07:06 PM Post #85 |
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Native Son
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Seen on CNN today: Gloria Borger - "She [Hillary Clinton] can help him [Barack Obama] do that,so if you think you want the money shot of them with their arms in the air you're going to get it...." Jack Cafferty (grinning) - "Did you just say 'money shot'?" Jeffrey Toobin - ""It's...it's..me and Jack will keep it to ourselves" |
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| ~The Boss~ | Jun 5 2008, 04:58 PM Post #86 |
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Native Son
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(Sorry, double post) Some random, non-partisan, hopefully humorous thoughts on the '08 election so far. I apologize in advance to Jim Rome, cause I'm about to rip one of his bits in this post. .......................... Memo to John McCain: If you really wanna win this thing, don't ever go on before Barack Obama again. Don't ever follow Obama, for that matter. In fact, you should probably quit making speeches altogether and just run an all TV commercial campaign, cause Obama flat out owns you in the speechifying department. Really, it's not even close. And another thing, Senator... no more lime green backdrops. They only make you look pastier, and that ain't good when you're trying to win over a younger, hipper electorate. Pat Buchanan is insane. It's pretty ironic that Hillary Clinton would probably have been better served had Bill just stayed home shagging groupies instead of opening his mouth to the press. You do not mess with Chuck Todd. Keith Olbermann has definitely smoked some ganja in his day. Ditto Wolf Blitzer, who all but confirmed it. Dana Milbank is probably still smoking ganja. Conversely, Bill O'Reilly probably thinks ganja is that little blue guy with the funny nose who hangs out with Kermit and Fozzie. I am hopelessly in love with CNN's Erica Hill On a similar note, is it weird that I'm starting to find MSNBC's Rachel Maddow somewhat attractive? I repeat: you do not mess with Chuck Todd. Thank you God/Buddha/Eric Clapton, for quickly sparing us from the unmitigated dullness of the Fred Thompson campaign. What the hell were his supporters thinking? Drying paint thinks this guy is boring. The folks over at DemocraticUnderground.com are so ultra left wing, they think MSNBC has a conservative bias. Similarly, the folks over at FreeRepublic.com are so ultra right wing they think Food Network has a liberal bias. Barack Obama has got some huge ears. Still, he ain't got nothin' on Ross Perot. Memo to CNN's David Gergen: it's time to lose the combover. I mean... dude. Seriously. |
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| +CEMP+ | Jun 7 2008, 09:39 PM Post #87 |
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Clockwork Master
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Of the many webcomics that i like to read, there's one in pariticular that i just simply like to push the random button. It's called Bunny - Frozen Reality, and it it involves using cutely drawn bunnies for various jokes. The main reason why i use the Random strip selection icon is because there's a tone of strips and there's no plot what so ever. That, and i like surprises. Anyway, today i did a bit of that random snaffu, and i came up with a few strips (That I bookmarked) that are definetly a good laugh. Note that almost all of them have writing under the strips that are a part of the joke. Here they are. Enjoy: For All Us Writers and Fanfic Haters Here... Ahhhh Technology Conspiracy Theory!!!! Aren't Computers an Annoyance For All You Electronic Geeks Out There... And this was what i felt like doing my last Math course... Edited by CEMP, Jun 7 2008, 09:47 PM.
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"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death." — Monty Oum | |
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| +Aiko+ | Jun 8 2008, 05:43 PM Post #88 |
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Roffel House!
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Best License Plate Ever |
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| ~RipTheJacker~ | Jul 1 2008, 11:16 PM Post #89 |
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So I had a most interesting day at work. When I went on break, which lasts a whole of ten minutes, I figured I'd run to the CVS and get food to ease my starvation. When I got there, They didn't have what I wanted, so I looked for something similar. The closest I could find was this weird hamburger stew by Cambel's. So I go up to the counter to check out, and this lady pulls up in front of me with this massively full shopping cart. She has like a million Bowl-a-petites in there and a million bags of cat food. So I stand in line behind her, and I'm getting nervous because my break is only ten minutes, and I still need to get over to the dollar store, heat my food, and inhale it, all it time to get back onto register before the closing rush. Well, another employee opens another register and takes the little old lady in front of me, who took about a billion years checking out because she had no clue that half the stuff she got was buy one get one free. So he finally finishes with her, and by the time he can take me, I had three minutes of my break left. So after fumbling half my wallet all over his counter, I ran to the dollar store break room and started opening my stew. Well, it had one of those tab lids, like spam cans, once I had it about open, the broth started to cover the park of the lid that was still attached to the can. So I figured if I was really careful, I could get it off without making a mess... HA! It exploded all over me and the break room, it's like dripping off the end of my nose, and all over my clothes.. So the last thirty seconds of my break was spent wiping down the break room, as well as myself. So I threw it in the microwave to heat while I cleaned, then I inhaled about half of it before throwing it in the fridge and rushing the my register. As soon as I got there, I looked down and realized that I have this massive river of stew running down my arm. So I started to panic, I turned to the manager and asked her to get me a wet paper towel. I guess she thought I was wiping down my register or something, because it was positively sopping, so I got water all over me, all over my clothes, and all over the floor. About an hour later, the assistant manager was standing next to me and helping me bag. She kinda looks over at me and goes "Do I smell stew?" |
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| +Aiko+ | Jul 2 2008, 12:06 PM Post #90 |
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Roffel House!
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Hahaha! Poor Rip. That sounds like quite the misadventure. Hilarious ending too.
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