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| +CEMP+ | Mar 21 2008, 10:16 AM Post #61 |
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Clockwork Master
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First little funny thing, my dad showed me an old "I am Canadian" beer commercial, and i found it hilarious. http://www.coolcanuckaward.ca/joe_canadian.htm And who says cartoons will rot your brains: [WARNING: MINOR FMA SPOILERS] Ten Things I Learned From Fullmetal Alchemist - by IGN For the finally 'funny,' one of my friends, who's a gamer (In other a person who plays DnD and stuff like that), who has always been famous to me for his sense of creative humor. During little conversation with him, he came up with this idea about a Wish Wand, a wand that, as the name goes, granted you wishes. It could be used twenty times, but there was a cache: the wand woud try to kill you with whatever you wished for. Example: You wished for a massive pile of gold, and that pile would fall right on you, crushing and thus killing you. Get me so far? Well, that was the scenario we came up with, and here's a nice list of the other death wishes that everyone in the club came up with. Feel free to add your own ideas to the fray. Wishe: "I wish not to die." Death Result (My friends prediction anyway): Reality collapses. Wish: "I wish every demon from every dimension were to appear in John's underwear." Death Result: Said wish occurs, and said demons take the wisher through every dimension of hell, receiving a pinprick from a demon in each dimension until he dies (Remember folks, there's an infinite amount of these worlds). Wish: "I wish i knew the amount of wishes left in this wand." Death Result: Said wisher turns into a giant, standing number 19 (While a hand is sticking out of the number grasping the wand). Wish: "I wish the entire world were made of Big Macs." Death Result: Everything except for you turns is made out, obviously, of Big Macs. This includes the liquids and the air particles you breath; yes, you're breathing in hamburgers. You can imagine where that will lead. Wish: I wish i knew what to wish for." Death Result: Person's head explodes with a scroll bouncing out of it, showing all the stuff he could have wishes for. Here's one i came (And no, B, the dimensional one wasn't my idea XD): "I wish i have more air." Result: There's a massive suction noise, you slowly blow up like a blimp until you explode. |
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"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death." — Monty Oum | |
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| -Piggy- | Mar 21 2008, 07:58 PM Post #62 |
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Soul-Eater Food
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I thought this was pretty amusing. Ah, the things you can do with Legos!Reminds me of the good ol' days when we had 5 gallon buckets of Legos. http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/legolego05/imgs/5/5/55733f5d.jpg |
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| ~RipTheJacker~ | Mar 21 2008, 08:28 PM Post #63 |
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Wow piggy, that's totally making me crave the bananas in the Wonka candy fruit stuff... Aw man... I need some now... |
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| ~Outrack~ | Mar 31 2008, 06:59 PM Post #64 |
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Dissident
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=hoytrHE821o Just about sums up my knowledge of sci-fi... |
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| ~Darthanis Galbraith~ | Apr 15 2008, 12:24 AM Post #65 |
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I'm turning 20 soon (OMFG) and leaving the realm of the teenagers. So this comic is rather fitting and SO sounds like something I would do. http://xkcd.com/166/ |
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Ne Customs Facebook My small but growing performance shop | |
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| ~Shin-Ra~ | Apr 15 2008, 03:49 PM Post #66 |
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The Other Guy
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I think that this has been arround for a while, but I've only recently seen it and I think it's hillarious: http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa72/Majorwontons/1185359170097.gif |
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| ~beflexor~ | Apr 16 2008, 03:17 PM Post #67 |
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I just _____ in the _____.
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A Portal Machinima called A Day in the Life of a Turret. Does have some strong language, but it's pretty funny. http://www.machinima.com/film/view&id=24257# |
| Someone made the mistake of letting me publish a book, check Dusted Here! | |
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| ~Twilight~ | Apr 16 2008, 04:07 PM Post #68 |
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Just... Kind of out there...
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Saw that a while ago, friggin hilarious
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| +Aiko+ | Apr 16 2008, 04:53 PM Post #69 |
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Roffel House!
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Tetris... the movie? |
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| ~RipTheJacker~ | Apr 16 2008, 10:16 PM Post #70 |
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Darthanis: Later on the legionaries started wearing pants when they ran into cooler climates Rip: wow... I read that as lingeries Rip: it changed the sentence entirely |
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