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Topic Started: Jan 9 2008, 09:23 PM (13,997 Views)
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People in my area have been calling the police to complain about this weird whistling sound that's been going on for several weeks, prompting the police to have the news announce that they (the police) can't really do anything about cicada mating calls.)
Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less?
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From Flight of the Falcon:

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“We’ll do an insertion, but you’ll take it slow, and you’ll promise not to go above forty feet? Does that sound reasonable? I’d rather you not open that nasty wound again.”


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CEMP the Metroid Whisperer

So, DA and I were in Heroes of the Storm and CEMP wanted to join in. Best way to communicate in any competitive game is with voice chats. So, DA throws CEMP into our Skype call. Now, the first thing we expect is CEMP talking, but all we hear are the chirps of what sounded like a...

Baby Metroid...

I'm serious! For the next 10 minutes, all we heard were chirps and more chirps and...

Yeah, I lost it. *Insert comment from DA*

CEMP finally found out what was wrong and after that, we finally got a few rounds in, including a triple team up (Sonya, Lt. Morales, and Dehaka) against one poor, unfortunate Raynor... XD

Back to disappearing for now! :D
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Nothing major, but I somehow misread "Moderator Announcements" as "Mandatory Underpants," and felt relieved that I'm not going commando.
Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less?
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This just makes me giggle inside a bit:
http://radicalseabies.tumblr.com/post/146193699265/galactabee-precumming-when-nintendo-wins-e3
"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death."
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"Play of the Game", as per Carbot.
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The other night, when I posted in AR:BS, there's a part where Simone mentions getting her bag from the truck. My phone's autocorrect and predictive text double teamed me, and suggested, once I typed "my bag," a word I very rarely use.

In fact, anytime I type "my bag," it suggests this word.

This is funny because, being a male, I don't have that body part.

Maybe my phone thinks I should be a gynecologist?
Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less?
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The newest Mem: TED Talk Gorrilla

'Nuff Said.
"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death."
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Quote of the day:

"If the strongest motivator of your actions is to make someone else angry, and you are no longer in middle school, please reconsider." - Gizmodo commentor ch3burashka
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