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Topic Started: Jan 9 2008, 09:23 PM (13,998 Views)
~Alkarii~
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Yesterday my brother and his girlfriend stopped by for the day. When I went out to the living room, my brother said that his girlfriend had something to give me. She picked up her purse and went into my room, then pulled out something and handed it to me.

She gave me condoms. Not just a couple, either. She handed me TWELVE CONDOMS. What the hell am I supposed to d with a dozen condoms? Make balloon animals with them?

(For those not in the know, I don't have a sex life. That's why this is funny.)
Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less?
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Canadian me getting a taste of American Conservative Politicians.
"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death."
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Deadeye '17, eager to move on from the slow-motion train wreck that was last year.
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RIIIIIIIIIISE, THREAD, RIIIIIIIIIISE!

How about a little Word Crimes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
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in that vein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7sKhHPKqAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14k6sT8Fp8
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~Alkarii~
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Clean up after yourself.

Wow, nobody had anything funny happen?
Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less?
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TEH HAMSTER SPIN!!
"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death."
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I don't know if I ever mentioned the time I found the wedding dress in the parking lot, which is the craziest thing I ever found out there, but yesterday I found something that comes close.

A bag of weed.

Someone's probably pissed. It was about a gram, maybe two. I got rid of it, though, for the same reason you don't eat candy you find on the sidewalk.
Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less?
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When the internet decided to put Mario Kart in Mad Max Road Fury:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAxFjVCkpRY
"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death."
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I just saw this and it is awesome....the movie is also awesome, I would go so far as to call it a perfect film
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Who says the Rock can't do lip sync battles:

Dwayne Johnson vs Jimmy Fallon | Lip Sync Battle
"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death."
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