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Topic Started: Jan 9 2008, 09:23 PM (14,000 Views)
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I found this very hilarious.
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I've got one for you. A couple weeks ago, my brother came over and we some quicklight charcoal in this dinky-ass grill. He thought he may have put too much in, because the flames were about three feet tall. We got worried that the handle was gonna melt, so I recommended that he close the lid and shut the vent on the top to smother the fire. Hen he opened it a little later, well...

Ever seen Backdraft?
Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less?
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Although this isn't entirely funny, but still awesome in every way.

So some of you might know that I play an action MMO called Spiral Knights, which was developed by 3 Rings (And published by Sega), and consistently update for the most part. It's very nice game that's been a unique experience to me, and will always hold a special place in my gaming heart for it's unique design.

And how cool would it be that one of SK's oldest guilds, Echo of Silence, one day decided to bake and send surprise Love Puppy (Game enemy) cake and cookies their way. Because they DID! (And yes, Three Rings offices is actually a rendition of the inside of the Nautilus from 2000 Leagues Under the Sea)

But you know what the best part about this is? How it came all together. Once the guild member doing this secret project had obtained the money (100$ i think), they set out to find the closest bakery to 3 Rings office to bake and deliver the cake. There were a lot near, but also a lot were just too damn busy.

Then THIS happened (Literal excerpt from the people behind this project):

"Rep and myself found this one bakery we figure we give it a shot, so I call in and a lovely lady picks up the phone (her voice was pretty sexy *I hope her husband doesn't beat me up*) So, we started talking about this cake I told her I will be paying for this cake with credit card, but along with this cake we would like some custom cookies made as well, and when I told her the address, she was all wait, can you repeat the address for me again, and so I did. She, started to well stop talking, and freeze up for a few seconds, and asked if you don't mind me asking who should this cake be addressed to, and I said Nick. She then asked if this was a cake for Three Rings, and I was a bit dazzled about how she knew this, but said yes, it will be a cake for Three Rings. Well, then she said, may you tell me how you want this cake to look like, and I sent her over the image over e-mail, and well she was very happy with the image. We got to talking, and it turned out I was talking to the one the only Jes. Now many of you may not know Jes, but she is Ian's wife [ Ian being the Lead Art developer of Spiral Knight's team], and well this astonishing lady is very well gifted in cooking. She was the one who made many of the cakes which are Three Rings related (1 year cake, Ice Queen cake, and many more). So after we talked I was very happy. We talked for about a few hours she was very excited about what EoS was planning for Three Rings and well she is the reason this cake came out so well."

Now that is just AWESOME, and you can imagine the teams surprise and thanks to this. The recount of this entire event can be found HERE
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Superdickery.com has a section titled "Batman is gay". Bet that's in there.
Since my liver is larger than my heart, does that mean I'm designed to drink more and care less?
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[10:15:42 PM] V[10:15:42 PM] Aiko: lol, Aiko would just be like, "WTF DA?" when she sees him stuck in a tree
[10:16:22 PM] DA: "HOW U KNOW MY NAME?"
[10:16:35 PM] Aiko: "I AM TEH AIKO"
[10:17:04 PM] DA: " *insert face meme here* WUT "
[10:17:46 PM] Aiko: "WHY YOU NO RITE?!"
[10:18:53 PM] DA: "FREEZY FREAKY THING ATTACKED MAH FAMLEH, WAS CHASIN' ME 4 TEW YEARS; WAS AFRAID DEY FIND JOO AND ICE YOO TWO"
[10:19:39 PM] Aiko: "No wai man, those tings ded. U safe now. I take u to safe place.
[10:22:29 PM] DA: " *http://www.myfacewhen.com/32/ * "
[10:22:54 PM] Aiko: LOL!
[10:24:50 PM] DA: "ME SO HAPPY U ALL ALIVE! SO... TALE OF TIME STUCK LOSER, HOW U END?"


Aiko and I bouncing ideas of our characters meeting in heroes 3.
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Alright folks, that's it. This is the end. It's been real.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/07/06/burger-made-of-100-percent-ground-bacon-offered-by-oc-restaurant/
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I think I just felt my arteries clock up just by reading this....

Yep. Here comes the heart attack.

Sweet bacon-y heart attack....
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Ok, so I just now turned on the TV, which just happened to be tuned to CNN, which is airing Piers Morgan's interview with Robert Blake. This is the most certifiably insane thing I have seen on television in a long time, and I've only caught about a minute and a half so far. It's in a commercial break right now, but hopefully, this is just the beginning of the insanity.
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Bwahaha
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