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Topic Started: Jan 9 2008, 09:23 PM (14,006 Views)
~wildwood~
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retarded funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBT5uL6Mef8&feature=related
Either fight hard or die trying.
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~beflexor~
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I just _____ in the _____.

Literal Cat Burglar

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10555266
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~Deadly Aim~
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Deadeye '17, eager to move on from the slow-motion train wreck that was last year.
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This is RE's rules in a nutshell.

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~Metamyth~
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Blizzard has copyrighted the word Soon. (Link)
"Nothing... a shadow is nothing. It is merely a question not yet answered. We only fear the dark if we have no means of lighting our way.

Death comes to all, Morningstar. The world turns, the dawn comes... and under the light of the sun I shall slay giants."


Dresden Codak, Dark Science
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~SaintlyTurkey~
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BONEITIS!
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Huh. I thought Valve would have that.
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Science Team has vapor for brains.
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Nah, you're confusing Soon(tm) with Valve Time.
Edited by Bloody Pom, Jul 26 2010, 08:02 AM.
"A battle for supremacy against many foes is a battle of the best kind. There are few considerations, only those concerning where to place your next shot. It is war in its purest form." - Commander Karziel, Ultramarines 5th Company

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~Shin-Ra~
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Just found this on the Escapist's twitter 'watercooler':

John Funk @ecavalli Just wait until someone figures out how to mod Pokemon into SC2. YOU'LL CRACK. Jul 26 19:04

John Funk @ecavalli Though let's be honest, if they modded Pokemon into SC2 my life would be over. Jul 26 19:19
"You can live forever or die trying."
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Recently I entered a Dark Heresy game like no other. A supposed single shot game intended to be dark and serious which soon ended in outright absurdity.

Essentially we were hired by an Inquisitor and the Corporate Sector Investigations to look into the very mysterious death of a man. The main problem with this was two things: the first being that the GM was having to make up certain small detail on the fly, and that most of us had access to one laptop or another while doing this.
Within two minutes of it starting we had accidently torn down the roof and walls of a murder scene, had one of our number become impaled upon the corpse we were meant to be examining. And in the case of cop John ‘Gun Chomper’ began playing the who at every single bad one liner (a-la CSI Miami).

This only became worse as time passed by when our main area of operations (a bar) was voted to be called ‘Cheers’, we learnt that one of our number was recently in cryogenic suspension, and the GM ended up making one small mistake upon his details. Supposedly Xenotech was being smuggled into the hive via shipments which he described as being a process involving “dock workers, corrupt arbiters, industrial pipe workers, hive gangs and at one point a small cat.” He intended to state that their clue was that such piping was only sold in one area of this level of the hive, but accidently said cats instead.

Less than a second later our party was breaking into a pet shop and trying to violently interrogate its owner leading to him having to restart that part of the RP. Somehow this only made things worse as the tech priest in our group was able to deduce who was behind it from shipments and able to narrow the location down to an abandoned factory.
This wouldn’t have been bad except for the Arbites (police) cruiser racing towards the location to this music.

The game continued involving using highly flammable hallucinogenic grenades, incendiary grenades directly after this, abuse of the rules and the fourth wall, and finally sanity itself.

To cut a long story short the session ended with the entire hive city being thrown into orbit by one of our member after cultists rigged its main reactors to explode. He did this by abusing the rules, taping a knife to one wall and then throwing the knife rather than the city. Ripping it from its foundations and passing an immense strength test which meant it reached orbit, making it explode and leaving the ‘heroes’ standing in the torn up ruins of where it had once stood.

This is avoiding a great deal of the truly insane moments featured within it.



Looking back I think the GM accidently ended up inventing the forty-first millennium of crystal meth.
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Hahahaha, ah, I love when tabletop RPs go wrong. I once had character drive up to an apartment complex, honking his horn, and screaming "It's Jones dumbass!" after someone kept calling him James.

Another time involved a good old fashioned DnD game and "Elf Pudding." Our characters had stumbled on it and then inevitable jokes ensued.
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~beflexor~
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Double Posteth!

Well, I suppose it's worth it. Anyway, playing a female character in MMOs can get you tormented. I actually started off playing Mabinogi as a guy character for that very reason, but switched to a girl because I'm a sucker for pwetty dwesses.

Naturally I was going to be tormented sooner or later, but this time I decided to try a different route than telling him to just go away. It was a ton of fun and I'm already coming up with ideas for next time. Here's the entire conversation in all its poorly-spelled glory.

Him: :P
Me: :D
Him: ;)
Me: :B
Him: >_>------( . Y . )
Me: *slaps* fresh!
Him: fresh?
Me: It's what women said back in the 19th century
Him: lol
Me: *shows ankle*
Him: yes?
Him: lol
Him: What about your ankle
Me: Showing an ankle was considered risque back in the 19th century
Me: I'm really into the 19th century and Steampunk
Him: whats steampunk?
Me: Jules Verne, that kind of thing
Him: jules verne?
Me: 2000 Leagues Under the Sea, Journey to the Center of the Earth
Me: he was a novelist
Me: basically Steampunk is the way the past imagined the future
Him: are you
Him: in to it?
Me: the idea of Steampunk
Him: Oh
Him: the idea of steampunk
Him: Are 19 sentuary girls, secualty active XD
Him: Im just wondring :PP
Him: Honestly
Me: whaat?
Me: no way, they're more...refined
Him: Refined
Him: or, perhaps
Him: They act like
Him: there not
Him: But they really are?
Him: P;
Me: hmmm, actually I think 19th century stuff can sometimes be more risque than today's stuff
Him: lol xD
Him: You talk
Him: From experience
Him: right? ;)
Him: lol
Me: not exactly...
Him: That's what
Him: they all say
Him: Im messin
Him: lol
Him: Ever since iv worked out
Him: Its boosted my testosterone
Him: Making me to horny all day long lol
Him: It suukc slol
Me: hmm
Him: Suucks*
Me: you know what?
Him: Yeah?
Me: I'm starting to think we're both on two totally different paths of conversation ;)
Him: Lol
Him: Are we?
Him: lol
Me: perhaps
Him: lol
Him: Is it bad?
Him: lol
Me: Well, I have a feeling one of us might be disappointed with the other
Him: Lol
Him: Disapointed
Him: lol
Him: How come?
Me: because maybe one of our expectations will end up with naught
Him: xD!
Him: Mind if i ask
Him: How old are you? If its personal
Him: I totaly understand
Me: you first
Him: Lol
Him: im betwen
Him: 17-23
Him: lol
Me: well, in that case I'm going to be honest with you
Me: my grandson got me into this game
Me: it looked really cute
Him: Lol
Him: xD
Him: Nice nice
Him: so you
Him: Never wanted
Him: to leave
Him: The 19th
Him: Sentury?
Me: I find it very endearing and whimsical
Me: Babbage Engines facinate me
Him: Can you tell me what a
Him: Babbage engines are?
Me: they're like really old computers from the 1800's that can calculate things if you put in a certain punch card
Him: Im 17 btw
Him: Ah, I see.
Him: What do you think
Him: of today's technolgy?
Me: I just turned 67
Me: it's much easier to learn than people my age seem to think
Me: and with my grandson's help, who's a Networking Technician, it's much easier
Him: Lol
Him: Do you belive in
Him: Reandcarnation?
Him: Multiple life times*
Me: I grew up in a very Catholic home, so not really
Him: Catholic
Him: lol
Him: Im italian
Him: I used to live
Him: in italy
Me: I've always wanted to visit Italy
Him: I remeber the times when i was 5, and i was on my trycicle and i decided to
Him: ditch school
Me: but I've never had the money for it
Him: so 3 priest
Him: were chasing after a 5 year old kid
Him: on a trycicle
Him: lol
Me: hahaha
Him: Then I remeber when i slept in clas
Him: and the priest
Him: big guy
Him: Big huge hands
Him: big musclar man
Him: came to my desk, the desk are atached to the chair
Him: and picked up and threw me
Him: to the wall
Him: lol
Him: kinda woke me up XD
Me: well that doesn't sound very nice
Him: There abusive when you do something bad
Me: the American School System is much better
Him: lol
Him: I belive in education, but not the way the current school sustem teachs it
Him: Im a philospher , btw
Him: So i wanted to ask
Me: sometimes I worry about it, it seems like some children don't spell very well, with their texting, and their math
Him: now that your 67
Him: Is there any life lesson you want to hand down
Me: hmmm
Me: the whole Empty Nest thing is a lie, my husband and I have really enjoyed our time alone
Me: the same with menopause
Me: I had my children, now I can take a break
Him: I see
Him: I currently have a girl i like. Thing is, i kinda watched her date threw 3 of my friends
Him: and she really liked me at first
Him: but not sure what happend to that
Him: Trying to find a way to get her to really want me back . Not sure how, but now
Him: after watching her go threw 3 guys
Him: she dosnt feel speacil, or well. see i havent had my first kiss yet
Him: i wanted to give it to her
Him: i told her that
Him: on her first guy she was dating, when she really liked me
Me: well, I've always told my son "never be a girl's second choice" she'll date you at first, but the moment she sees someone better, she will trade up
Him: So, i gota be the beter
Him: but not the beter that she can take
Him: for grandted for
Him: witch i belive is why she kinda just stoped liking me, I got a musclar , 6 pack body , filled with lots of skils. Thats why she really liked me at first, the guys she was with, well weren't much compared. Not that im trying to brag
Me: the problem with that is you really have no idea if she will take you for granted or not, it's a gamble you have to decide on
Him: but i think i gave her to much love, responded to every txt message
Him: tryd to hand out with her alot, so i think i got tooken for granted lol
Him: but what to do now xD
Me: perhaps it's time to move on? there really are other "fish in the sea" so to speak
Him: Yea
Him: it's hard tho, cause your like so foucsed on her
Him: but ima try
Him: :p
Me: good luck then ^_^
Me: I have to go now, I have work in the morning
Him: Lol
Him: Goodnight.
Me: goodnight
Me: it was nice talking to you
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