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Topic Started: Jan 9 2008, 09:23 PM (14,012 Views)
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From TvTropes.org, under the entry "Nice Job Breaking it Hero:"

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In the game Metroid Fusion, the Metroids — a species of highly dangerous alien animals — have been virtually eliminated from their homeworld by the protagonist; it turns out that the Metroids were keeping a terrible shape-shifting parasite in check, and now it's overrun the planet, forcing the protagonist to deal with it. Whoops.

* Do be fair, she was given the mission of exterminating them. She can't be blamed for her employers' Not Doing The Research... or for the Chozo failing to tell her what they apparently created Metroids for.

** The Chozo may have told her and she forgot, of course. Lectures on the genetic enineering of predator species to balance an ecosystem devastated by a superpredator tends to go over the head of most young children, as do the component concepts of genetic engineering, ecosystem balance and dynamics, superpredators, and the delicate balance of wildlife management. Chances are, they told her, she responded "kay", and went off to play with a missile launcher and the Zebesian wildlife.
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Roffel House!

Hahaha!!! This has the Aiko stamp of approval.
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Got another comic for you guys. This one's a bit more Metroid related and it might take you a while to get the joke unless you actually played through some of the Metroid games.

Holy comic link, Batman!
"Listen well! I'll stand on top of all living things! I am now a new creature that cuts open the future!"
"Weakling, Weakling!"
"It's useless useless USELESS!"
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
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+Aiko+
Roffel House!

GLOW IN THE DARK STICKMEN DANCE!!
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+Aiko+
Roffel House!

Okay, so, Wildwood had a great quote today when he was talking to my brother, Jake, on Skype. Some Guild Wars knowledge is required to get the joke, but it's funnier than heck!

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[6:04:18 PM] Tim Miller: when did you build your last computer
[6:04:37 PM] Jacob Lane: My computer was built last August.
[6:04:49 PM] Jacob Lane: I've built 3 others since then for other people.
[6:04:53 PM] Tim Miller: sweet
[6:05:39 PM] Tim Miller: i want to be able to play guild wars
[6:06:07 PM] Tim Miller: did you see the new guild
[6:06:24 PM] Jacob Lane: you mean Guild Wars 2?
[6:06:26 PM] Jacob Lane: Yes.
[6:06:42 PM] Tim Miller: looks sweet
[6:07:39 PM] Tim Miller: vanessa told me you were a neckermanser
[6:07:48 PM] Jacob Lane: A Necromancer, yeah.
[6:08:30 PM] Tim Miller: cant you use dead bodies
[6:08:49 PM] Jacob Lane: Yeah, I can.
[6:09:08 PM] Tim Miller: thats cool
[6:09:53 PM] Tim Miller: i want to be a elamentalist

Note: Elementalists are flamboyantly gay in Guild Wars. Jake is apparently a 'neckermancer' who can use dead bodies. I'll let your minds fill in the rest.
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This is too drop dead funny for me, Aiko. That is all, really.
Edited by CEMP, Sep 2 2009, 10:27 PM.
"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death."
— Monty Oum
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+Aiko+
Roffel House!

This is an absolutely BRILLIANT response from a US Army general who was going to teach Boy Scouts how to responsibly shoot firearms when confronted by an interviewer who was anti-guns.

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Hahaha, oh man, that's awesome. I'll have to keep that one in mind for the future...
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Yeah, definitely. That's a quote to remember.
"Nothing... a shadow is nothing. It is merely a question not yet answered. We only fear the dark if we have no means of lighting our way.

Death comes to all, Morningstar. The world turns, the dawn comes... and under the light of the sun I shall slay giants."


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