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Topic Started: Jan 9 2008, 09:23 PM (14,013 Views)
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EP has stolen my last name and placed it as his member title!
Edited by CEMP, Jul 8 2009, 08:33 PM.
"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death."
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Allow me to introduce myself, I am Doctor Buzz Killington.

SCHOONHOVEN!!
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BONEITIS!
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How on Earth did these get through natural selection?
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqTLlQc7IS0
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Deadeye '17, eager to move on from the slow-motion train wreck that was last year.
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So... I just about pissed myself in laugthter.

My brother decided to break out Splinter Cell: Double Agent for some multiplayer, and while my brother got up to take care of something, his friend starts "humping" his character. I walk up the hall and I hear footsteps. Thinking it's my brother, I let the words slip from my mind:

"He's humping you."

I hear a feminine "huh?" in response, and a light flicks on. It was my mother.

We both realized who each other was and just about laughed ourselves out of breath. I don't think I've ever come so close to passing out sheerly out of laughter. XD
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Not necessarily funny, but it's still awesome:

JK Wedding Entrance Dance

Get jiggy with it!
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I just _____ in the _____.

We bought a new washer and dryer 6 months ago and put the old ones behind our garage, covering them with a tarp. Today we moved them again and, for some reason, my dad opened the dryer.

There was laundry inside.

It smelled a little stale but was otherwise fine, but the WTF factor was hilarious.
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Eugh. I hate that smell.

Regardless, that is pretty funny, Flex. I would recommend rewashing the clothes, however... XD
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Okay, I joined up with a theatre course a few days ago which experiments with various actions behind the scenes such as sound, lighting, props etc rather than focusing on what's on the stage itself.

Anyway, it's still going to lead up to a actual performance in the end and earlier today was the first attempt at an actual practice performance. During the main sequence there is meant to be one section where the female lead looks up and sees the moon which is represented by a spotlight stating something along the lines of a 'prayer to the ruler of the night.'

Clearly however, someone from the previous time had forgotten to remove the gobo (template) from the light from the previous production. So rather than a moon showing up on a Shakespearian play, we got this instead:

http://www.jensdecals.com/c-batman%20symbol.bmp

It took nearly a quarter of an hour for everyone to stop laughing.
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Too bad@$$ to have a FACE?! Maybe...
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CLICK THIS LINK

I'm sure that those of you waiting for this feels the same way...
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