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| ~Alkarii~ | Jul 31 2008, 09:25 PM Post #101 |
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Soul Eater
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Aiko's gonna kill me for this, but it's so weird and goofy that I've got to share it. I smacked a pigeon with a litter scoop more than once. Now that that part is out of the way, let me explain. I was having a bad day at work last night (Wednesday), and when I went outside to get the cigarette butts out of the ashtrays, there was this fatass pigeon sitting on one of the tables just staring at me. I gave it a poke with the scoop to try and scare it off, but it just stood there tilting its head. Nervous, I gave him a few move pokes, because I was half expecting it to turn into a scene from an Alfred Hitchcock film. Nothing happened. So, I smacked him with the scoop, and he lost balance and started fluttering his wings, but other than that, he just stood there. I was still really pissed at this point, and that damn bird was REALLY asking for a beatdown almighty. I smacked him again, and he hopped to the next table, which was touching the one he was on. Growling pretty loudly, I took a step towards him and smacked him again, which only causes more fluttering. He didn't hop down until I moved to put the trashcan on the table so I could smack him again, then he hopped off into the bushes when I went to chase him. Stupid pigeon... |
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| +Aiko+ | Jul 31 2008, 10:41 PM Post #102 |
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Roffel House!
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Wuahahaha! That's awesome! Pigeon got what was coming to it, for sure! You should ask EP and others of my fainting turkey hunting story. It's pretty funny too.
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| ~Deadly Aim~ | Aug 2 2008, 03:31 AM Post #103 |
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Deadeye '17, eager to move on from the slow-motion train wreck that was last year.
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In light of recent events, I thought I'd dredge this up from the past for a laugh. THOUGHTS ON A THANKSGIVING NIGHT: (transcript from November 2007)
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| ~Metamyth~ | Aug 5 2008, 12:00 AM Post #104 |
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BURMA
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I gotta post this. It's the words one person heard within the SSMB Theme Song's Latin lyrics... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUykUc8riBQ&feature=related Hilarious. |
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"Nothing... a shadow is nothing. It is merely a question not yet answered. We only fear the dark if we have no means of lighting our way. Death comes to all, Morningstar. The world turns, the dawn comes... and under the light of the sun I shall slay giants." Dresden Codak, Dark Science | |
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| +Aiko+ | Aug 5 2008, 02:49 PM Post #105 |
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Roffel House!
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Funny church signs! The commentary is interesting as well for those of you who would like to read it. If you filter through the hate mail there's a lot of good philosophical questions raised. |
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| +Aiko+ | Aug 5 2008, 05:41 PM Post #106 |
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Roffel House!
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Apologies for the double post, but this is hilarious. Minesweeper: The Movie |
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| ~kies~ | Aug 5 2008, 07:20 PM Post #107 |
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Kilroy says hi
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Man,that was hilarious!I cracked up laughing after like the first three secounds,it's just ironic to see games that you play without a secound glance when you die,being so.....lethal. Edited by kies, Aug 5 2008, 07:21 PM.
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Just one of the many stages of self denial. "TehRippeh:He's really fat too" "TehRippeh:fatter than me" | |
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| ~Alkarii~ | Aug 11 2008, 06:00 AM Post #108 |
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Soul Eater
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Random strip from a webcomic Y'all can thank Beffy for this one, since she provided the link in a post for "Joyous Light" in the Random RP discussion area. Also, I want one of those guns. Might be good for getting rid of pigeons, no? >_> Don't look at me like that. |
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| +CEMP+ | Aug 11 2008, 01:57 PM Post #109 |
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Clockwork Master
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As soon as you mentioned B and "Joyous Light," I couldn't but help feel this was going to be something with GG written on it. Although I've already read it before, it still gives me a good laugh. "Leedle recoil problem dere, sir!" XD Good 'ol Jäegers (spl) Edited by CEMP, Aug 11 2008, 01:59 PM.
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"I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavor to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve. It may not be immediate, and often your greater dreams is something you will not achieve within your own lifetime. The effort you put forth to anything transcends yourself, for there is no futility even in death." — Monty Oum | |
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| +Aiko+ | Aug 12 2008, 11:57 PM Post #110 |
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Roffel House!
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This is one of the oddest dance performances I've ever seen, but it's also very good. Grieving Dead Magician Rabbits |
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