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| Guardian of Hades | Jan 17 2009, 08:59 AM Post #1 |
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A dark alley, the wind blows violently. Wolfs are howling, the trees are crying. Then, suddenly...! An epic, dramatic rock song plays. From far away, you see a dark figure running in incredible speed and jumping like a kangaroo from cliff to cliff, hill to hill. When it gets closer, the individual is Brian. Then there is something falling from the sky on fire. Then, it finally lands. Now some epic, Star Wars-like opera plays. It.. it is Jorge! Yes, sexy Jorge in his shiny armor wielding his legendary sword. -Jorge- Hahaha, look who it is.. -Brian- Fuck you. -Jorge- *GASP*.... What? -Brian- Fuck you. Jorge runs up to Brian, and performs an uppercut using the holding part of his sword. Brian lands in both feet, then he spin-kicks Jorge several times. Jorge gets hit, but he blocked some. Jorge knees Brian in the most sensible part of the stomach. Brian throws up. Then Brian slides his leg in a circular way, making Jorge tripping. When Jorge is about to fall, Brian roundhouse kicks him in his chest. -Jorge- You have improved. -Brian- Fuck you. -Jorge- Now, let's proceed... Update: Jorge back flipped several times to maintain distance. Brian quickly went running towards Jorge. Jorge used an attack called ~sexy live pr0nz~. A naked woman appeared next to Jorge, so Brian instantly stopped to stare at her. -Brian- Oooo, fuck you. But literally. Jorge snapped his fingers and the woman turned into a fat, hairy man called Joe. -Joe- Hey, Brian. Let's have sex! -Brian- What? Nnnooooo! Jorge quickly punched Joe's back. The punch ripped through Joe's stomach making it hit Brian right in the face. Then Jorge body slammed Brian with his elbow. Jorge back flipped two times back. -Jorge- Ha. -Brian- Fuck you. More coming soon! Edited by Guardian of Hades, Jan 23 2009, 08:19 PM.
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| HazzaB | Jan 17 2009, 06:09 PM Post #2 |
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Epic... And you have really captured them both |
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| Bonkenhi | Jan 18 2009, 10:38 AM Post #3 |
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Fuck you. ...Epicness. =P I wonder how far exactly this is going to go...
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90% of teenagers today would die or commit suicide if Myspace and MSN had system failures and were completly destroyed, if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature. (I WOULD be laughing at the suicide.) Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Guardian of Hades | Jan 18 2009, 11:08 AM Post #4 |
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I'm gonna work on it. I'll make sure this will be completely epic. |
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| True Breed | Jan 23 2009, 08:14 PM Post #5 |
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Fuck you. |
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| Guardian of Hades | Jan 23 2009, 08:19 PM Post #6 |
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Updated. |
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| Bonkenhi | Jan 23 2009, 09:27 PM Post #7 |
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And finally it seemed that it was advantage Jorge there. =P |
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90% of teenagers today would die or commit suicide if Myspace and MSN had system failures and were completly destroyed, if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature. (I WOULD be laughing at the suicide.) Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Mrs. Kitty | Jan 24 2009, 04:19 AM Post #8 |
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lol, this is so stupid it's awesome |
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| Guardian of Hades | Jan 24 2009, 10:07 PM Post #9 |
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Gonna be updating soon. |
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