| Legend of Whitedragun! (Revolution version); Read at own risk of being offended. Pwnd | |
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| Shaun | Jan 13 2009, 12:25 PM Post #1 |
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"There's our friend Paki... and that over thar is a raghead," Prince Harry said, not knowing that he was holding a phone in his hands, and not just any phone... A phone that was recording what he was saying... Yes. A phone with a video. Prince Harry. Video. Recording. Said Paki. Not allowed to. What would this lead to?... The end of the world. It was a dark dark night. And a be-turbaned man returned to his possibly corrupt government. "Password?" Said a possibly well-paid bouncer. "Allah," said the silly little man. "Indeed it is... I would have also settled for password." "You're a kick in the face to whoever said passwords must contain numbers," the odd little twat-of-a-man complimented the bouncer. Perhaps, he was gay? Or maybe he was testing the bouncer to see if he was gay... Or maybe the viewing public was gay and the man with the turban was getting people interested... "MOHAMMED!" boomed a great voice. "There's no need to speak in to the bloody microphone I'm right bloody he-" "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" boomed the great voice, once more. "Oh... holy crap. Is the author really resulting to Akmed refferences?" "NO!..." boomed the voice for a third time. "Oh... because I had the feeling that you were using Akmed's catchphra-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP! DID HE SAY THAT?" the booming voice questioned. In all its booming glory. "Well... I don't think he di-" "WELL THEN..." he boomed in some sort of booming glory. "Well..." "THEN WE'RE ALL GOOD..." he questionally boomed. "I suppose so..." "THEN BEGIN A NEW PARAGRATH! THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING FILLER!" the voice was obviously going boombastic with all this booming. "My lordship, my master, my one and only... Prince Harry of the royal family... made a... a... racist comment" "I'M GASPING!" the voice finally boomed, putting down that damn microphone once and for all. "The prophecy has been true so far... it's in its final steps." "Yes. The time has come for the return of the greatest legend ever told..." "You mean... The Legend of KoF?" "No not the *beep*ing legend of KoF... the legend that is and forever will be... BAGGY McIMSAD!" "Well slap my ass and call me Catherine! He was the greatest terrorist ever known!" "That was a lie... There is no super-duper terrorist... and there never was 16 virgins." "What!" "You have been invaluable, but... I am not who you think I am... Your dreams of your virgins and shitty footwear are over, and the nightmare begins here." "Who are you?" the gay-ass clown asked, obviously soiling himself. "I am... DARKEYE!" The bad excuse for a terrorist fell to the floor dead. A tall, pale man came forth from the shadows. "And the EMOs will rise AGAIN!" *Introduction theme goes here!... I'm thinking that "Make A Man Out Of You" song, but it's your choice* "Something terrible has just happened!" said a 16 year old boy who is me, but called Whitedragun. "I'll say... that was the worst introduction ever," replied Connor. "Connor... this is Britain, get the fuck out!" And heroically Whitedragun shot Connor in the head with the same gun that killed so many australians before him. "Well that made the intro rule, now back to the story!" Edited by Shaun, Jan 18 2009, 02:53 PM.
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| Bonkenhi | Jan 13 2009, 01:40 PM Post #2 |
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I HAVE FURY!!!
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WIN. WIN. WIN. I've been waiting for this to return for a long time. =P |
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90% of teenagers today would die or commit suicide if Myspace and MSN had system failures and were completly destroyed, if you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your signature. (I WOULD be laughing at the suicide.) Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Shaun | Jan 13 2009, 02:10 PM Post #3 |
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LOWD fans recruited: 1 We shall work on this with... a credit crunch refference! EDIT: Kicking of with 'Paki' could put people of.
Edited by Shaun, Jan 13 2009, 02:11 PM.
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| HazzaB | Jan 13 2009, 05:42 PM Post #4 |
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Prince Harry wasn't being racist. That was his nickname that he accepted, and he wasn't using it in an offensive or derogative way. It is just a word. But nice work so far =D This isn't even spam... If someone calls it spam, they would drown in it. Epic... But try going to different aspects of offensivness, not jsut rasism and Terrorists. Otherwise I KILL YOU! "If I'm dead, that means I get my 72 virgins. ... Are you my virgins? I hope not." "Why?" "There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there. If this is paradise, then I've been screwed!" "Well did they say it would only be female virgins?" "Holy Crap!" |
![]() >Cave Story: Ashes to Ashes mod that I've been working on with the OMFGWTF Forum< | |
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| True Breed | Jan 13 2009, 08:01 PM Post #5 |
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future banned member
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D: Can I be a main character again? |
Take a ti-di-di-tip from me! | |
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| Shaun | Jan 14 2009, 02:26 PM Post #6 |
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Don't worry Vicarious, no real characters have been introduced yet. @Hazza: You're missing the point of these stories. It's where I get to say whatever the hell I like, and make up for it by putting RF members in the story. You really needed to read the previous ones. |
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