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| 涼宮華夢Suzumiya Kamu; Don't call her Kyonka. Yeah, right. | |
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| Son of Light | Nov 18 2009, 06:03 AM Post #1 |
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Name:涼宮華夢Suzumiya Kamu Alias:Don't call me 虛華Kyonka! And who came up with that 'Agent Touhou' codename for me anyway? Argh! Gender:I am a Girl Height:Last I checked, I was around 152cm Weight:I usually weights 38 Kg... wait, why should I tell you this? B/W/H:Must I really tell? I am 72-55-75, yeah, I know that's flat, so? Appearance: ![]() Occupation: I am a Student, as well as a Agent Cadet with Gladius. I also have some part time jobs, like a Waitress and an Anomalies Solver, I am also a Red Flower Associate, I help them do odd chores for money. Age:I just turned 15 not long ago. Birthplace:I was made in Japan, yes made. Group Affiliation(s):I'm now with Seed Institute, Gladius and Red Flower Inventory/Equipment: HTC Touch Dual PDA Phone A simple, economical but very reliable and beautiful PDA touch screen phone. Asus EEE PC 2G Surf: A second handed netbook, with Windows XP installed, while not very impressive in terms of power, it's affordable small, light and has rather long battery life, a rather nice little piece of gadget to have on hand. Pointer Sword: This is a Hi-Carbon Osmium and Lutetium based with Titanium and Tungsten added superalloy Telescopic 6 Sections Pointer with carbon nanotubes internal skeleton. The pointer tip can be unscrewed to reveal a sharp artificial diamond inner tip. Specially made to be able to spring into either its full length of 64cm or a half length of 32cm with two special button on the handle and can only be retracted by pressing a third button, it may not be that much of a weapon, but it is good enough for self defense. A very useful tool Aunt Yuki made for me, this can be used in place of a sword as a weapon, being almost indestructible, especially and since when retracted it looked like a normal 16 cm long (ok, maybe not so normal) metallic pen, and even when extended it just looked like a regular pointer. Talismans: There are what I use as a basic attacks against opponents, it's rather strange that these pieces of papers are so useful in combat, I wonder how Reimu-Sensei comes up with such things. Spell Cards: There are what I use to cast the spells my Senseis from Gensokyo teaches me. Anyway, I usually have around 8 of them with me, and I might carry up to 24 if I am on some special mission. Byakuren Elixirs: No, this has nothing to do with Hiziri Byakuren-San. Since I do some part time jobs for them every now and then, The Red Flower Association treats me as an associate member. I was given these Byakuren Elixirs(Apparently named after their producer, The White Lotus Sect, Byakurenkyou), I usually carries 2 to 5 with me, these little pills have very interesting abilities. There's one kind called 少陽丹Shouyoutan that can replenish some energy, works like coffee and red bull added together but much stronger and without side effects, and there's another one called 一陽丹Ichiyoutan, which can refill half my Reiki, rather cool. SEED School Uniform GLADIUS Uniform Power Faculty: Those people in school called me a sensor, what on earth is a sensor? Well, I am more like a mix between Miko and a Magician... that was largely against my wishes. I will never forgive Aunt Itsuki for doing this to me. Powers/Abilities: Magic (Spell Cards) (8): Sigh... I was tricked into going to Gensokyo to learn magic from Hakurei Reimu Sensei when I was young. During my three years stay in Gensokyo, Marisa Sensei, Aya Sensei and Patchouli Sensei also taught me some of their spells. As with my Senseis, my spells are casts using Spell Cards. Spell Cards are specifically named storage devices that can be used to store spells, the use of which requires Reiki (what people called Mana, or rather what those guys in school called E's energy) and a declaration of intent. It operates by automatically absorbing Reiki from the user to cast the spell that is stored on the card. The usage of these spell cards obeys certain rules. 1: The name of the spell shalt be recorded on paper stored with the spell. 2: This paper will be called the "Spell Card". 3: Each spell shalt be given a beautiful and meaningful name. 5: The usage of one's full abilities is to be denied. 5: The usage of lethal force against all sentient beings, including, but not limited to yokai and human beings, is to be strictly denied. 6: Reason becomes its own power. 7: That there are no things superior to beauty and thought. And thus, only a maiden may use spell cards. 8: Spells Cards can only be used to store spells, not special powers and physically techniques. 9: A spell card can only be used once. My Spell Cards While I have learned many spells, it is beyond my magical capacity to cast most of them, below are the spells I can currently cast. Sigh... Why did I learn these stuffs anyway? Just my luck to be sent to Gensokyo. Shippu "Fuushin Shojo"(Whirlwind "Maiden Wind Goddess"): A very idiotic transportation spell. When use, a girl with black feather wings whom looked liked Aya Sensei will first appeared in the location I wishes to go to, then state the time needed for the trip and flies off towards me at Hypersonic speed. When she reaches me, she will grab me by my ponytail and drag me into the sky, flying towards my destination at a speed that is fast but not yet hazardous to the human body. Upon reaching the destination, I will be slam face first onto the floor, the winged girl will then saluted and says "I have return." before disappearing. While I can also give copies of this Spell Card to my friends so they can ask for my help when it is needed, I seldom do so for obvious reasons. Anyway, since the spell is stored in the card, it will only take Reiki on their part to cast the spell and knowledge of magic is unneeded. In this case, the summoned girl will speak and salute to my friend. Because of it's great discomfort, pain and not to mention danger to use, I usually avoids using this stupid spell as much as possible. I mean, being drag by my hair and being slam onto the floor sure hurts a lot, that is why I usually scream at the top of my voice for the entire journey. Why did Aya Sensei has to plan this into the spell when she taught it to me? Anyway, Spell Cards with this spell are in addition to what I have with me. Mufu "Nijuu Kekkai"(Dream Sign "Duplex Barrier") Learned from Reimu Sensei, a spell card with a mysterious power that turns space inside-out. What ever that is suppose to means, basically, it's a good defense spell. Kyou Fu "Shijuu Kekkai" (Border Sign "Quadruple Barrier") Learned from Yukari-San, a spell card that creates several overlapping boundaries, forming a barrier that is very difficult to penetrate. Shinrei "Musou Fuuin" (Divine Numina "Fantasy Seal") Learned from Reimu Sensei, A spell card that forcibly seals enemies with bullets of light that ignore the laws of physics, Reimu Sensei could exterminate any and all youkai by force with this. For me, it's a good attack spell, but the power is indefinitely weaker due to my weak magical powers. There are three variations to this spells, being -Blink-, -Spread- and -Gather-. Fire Water Wood Metal Earth Sign "Philosopher's Stone" Learned from Patchouli Sensei, the spell card becomes a gem that can amplify the power of any Elemental Magic. I usually cast this spell to help a friend boost her magic attacks. Musou Tensei (Fantasy Heaven) No, this has nothing to do with that disgusting brute from that grotesque fighting Manga. This is Reimu Sensei's parting gift, a spell that grant someone a unique ability she has, being unaffected by all forms of external forces, thus making one totally invulnerable and allowing one to fly due to gravity having no effect. Unfortunately, my Reiki is only able to activate this spell and not sustains it, and thus I can only cast this spell on another person. The spell will then drain the required Reiki for sustenance from the person I cast this spell on, lasting about three to ten minutes or maybe even an hour (depends on E'S points, 1 post per 2 E'S) or so depend on the person's Reiki capacity, the person can also reject this spell or terminate it halfway. One limitation is that this spell only works on girls. Martial Arts (S): I was tricked into being trained in Chinese Martial Arts, by Kou Mirin Sensei during my stay in Gensokyo. I was also trained in Kenjitsu by Konpaku Youmu Sensei and dagger throwing by Sakuya Sensei. Reimu Sensei also taught me some martial arts, it's really surprising to known that a Miko like her can fight so well hand to hand. Anyway, it's not like I have learn to use Qi or something, not that I would ever consider learning that stuff. Just knowing magic as things are how has turned my life upside down quite enough. However, I am rather good with a sword, since practicing the sword play Youmu Sensei taught me helps clams my mind, and no, I do not know things like doing vacuum slashes, well, those things are not for real, no human can do such things without things like magic or Qi. Personality: Hmmm... I really don't know how to descript myself; I am just a simple girl. I used to be dreamy girl when I was much younger, largely due to influence by Haruhi-Okasama and a childish mind, thinking of being a princess of a magical kingdom, or a female knight, or the successor of some ancient super martial arts. But as I grew up, and also due to Kyonko-Kansan's education, I know that these are all unrealistic dreams, and in fact, would be very depressing if they do happen to me, it would turn a simple enjoyable blessed life upside down. Yes, it is my honest to god, and by god I don't mean Haruhi-Okasama (I will explain later when I talk about my personal background) believe that simple is bliss, being down to earth is the happiest way to live, that crazy things are for crazy people, and they only bring stress for us normal, everyday folks. Personal History:. Oh well, while I adore a simple life, the true is, my life has been turn up side down the day I was born. I am not of natural birth, but rather, a clone. I am the child of two women. My two mothers, Suzumiya Haruhi and Kyonko, met each other during their high school days at North High Girls School, with Haruhi-Okasama being sited behind Kyonko-Kansan in class. After many misadventures, they fell in love and married, for children, they decided to seek the help of science, or rather, that was what Haruhi-Okasama decided, as Kyonko-Kansan was for a simple adoption of orphans. Basically, using cloning technology, they will be the surrogate mother of each other's clone. While I am the clone of Kyonko Kansan, my much younger sister Haruki whom is still in grade school, is Haruhi-Okasama's clone, however, I was born from Haruhi-Okasama's womb and Haruki was born from Kyonko-Kansan's. As you can see, my family is definitely not anywhere near normal. And there's more to it, my mothers have a few rather crazy old friends, especially three ladies whom used to belong to this club called 'SOS-Dan' or something like that which Haruhi-Okasama founded during her first year in High school. They are, Aunt Yuki, Aunt Miyuki and Aunt Itsuki, and according Aunt Itsuki, my mother Haruhi-Okasama is God, and all of existence is but a dream in her mind. Yeah right, and I suppose that makes Haruki Jesus Christ? Oh, so my baby sister is some sort of a Loli Christ, give me a break, like I will believe that. I wish Aunt Itsuki would stop telling me such fairy tales. What nonsense! And I am also supposed to believe the tales that she is an esper, Aunt Mikuru is actually a time traveler from the future and Aunt Yuki is a humanoid interface created by aliens which have no physical bodies but are a collective data entity, what ever that is suppose to mean. Yeah, right, this is really, total insane nonsense, who will believe such things? It sounded like that lame Sci-Fi movie they made during their first year of high school, that "The Adverntures of Asahina Mikuru Episode 00" moive that Haruhi-Okasama had made me watch countless times, just what kind of a sick and twisted mind would come up with such a script and produce it on flim? Was I was around five, Aunt Itsutki told Haruhi-Okasama that she knows a very interesting place that can teach me many interesting things. Haruhi-Okasama agrees immediately, totally ignoring Kyonko-Kasan's protests. Well, that place was Gensokyo, and I stayed there for three years, only going home in the vacations, what a nightmare those three years was. Just what kind of mother will sent her only daughter (Haruki had not been born then) to some god forsaken place just because an old friend claims that it would be interesting, anyway? Well, Gensokyo is a rather wild place, so just spare me the pain of telling you just how crazy the entire place was, I mean, that place is basically a fairy-tale land filled with super powered girls and women whom like to fly around while shooting each other with magical attacks! Yeah, rather crazy place. I was placed under the care of Reimu Sensei, the Shrine Maiden of Hakurei Shrine as her apprentice; she was and still is frequently visited by many friends, human beings and yokai alike. I learned a lot from Reimu Sensei and her friends, I found Eirin Sensei's First Aid and Medical Science, Patchouli Sensei's magic, alchemy, chemistry and physics lessons especially rewarding. Learning martial arts from Mirin Sensei and Kenjistu from Youmu Sensei was fun; however, I truly regret learning magic, since due to my training Shinto magic under Reimu Sensei, I had taken part time jobs as Exorcist, Anomalies Solver and Mediator for a few religious and magic organizations. Really, these creepy jobs are annoying; I wonder why Aunt Itsuki wouldn't help me find any normal part time jobs. Maybe next time I will ask Aunt Yuki for help instead if I need a part time job to earn some extra cash. By the way, currently, Kyonko-Kasan is a normal O.L working in a Chinese Insurance Company and Haruhi-Okasama is a Senior Researcher in a British International Company, if I am not wrong, those two companies are owned by two of my friends, Yume-Chan's and Selene-San's family respectively.. I was truly hoping to get a normal life when I heard I am going to my mothers' old school, North High Girls' School. Unfortunately, the school was burned down due to some accident. And from then on I had been transferring from school to school, from one weird to another weirder one. I really hope that my next school, this Seed Institute school would be a normal one. Oh heavens. Luckily for me, I heard one of my middle school friends, Yume-Chan will also be going there, and one of my friend who's older then me, Selene-San works as an inspector for the governmental organization which is in charge of Seed over there, hope they have already gotten the letter about me joining Seed. RP Sample: The alarms rings, and rings. Ok, so I turned it off, now I can get back to sleep... what? Suddenly, I was drag off my bed by someone pulling my hair. "Haruki! Stops it!" I scream at my younger sister at the top pf my voice. "Haruhi-Okasama asked me to wake you up, Kyonka, and this seems to be the best way." Great, that nick name that Haruhi-Okasam insist I inherit from Kyonko-Kasan. Sigh... how I wish to be called Nee-Chan by my dear little sister. "Haruki, who wakes their elder sister up by pulling her hair, anyway?" I complained. "Then who ties a pony tail to bed, anyway?" came her cheerful reply, ok, I am defeated again. Ok, she wins, as usual, "Never mind." What a way to wake up, terrific, at least talking with my cute litter sister was fun. "Awake, Kamu?" Yes, this is Kyonko-Kasan, the only one whom stills calls me by my real name, well, she was the one who gave it to me in the first place. "Come and have breakfast." "Thanks Kyonko-Kansan." I replied as I took a sit. "Hay, hay, Kyonka, don't be late for your first day of school! Ok? Ok!" Said Haruhi-Okasama, seemingly even more excited then me. Oh well, she had always been rather excited about all sort of things. "I know, I just hope this isn't one of those crazy school again. Those school Aunt Itsuki help me enrolled in are rather... strange." "Really? I thought the middle grade school you went to was not bad." "Okasama! That school was crazy! I had an android, a vampire who looked like a ten years old and a ghost as classmate! Yes! A ghost for crying out loud! And the principle is a Shinto priest whom knows Shinto magic! This is crazy!" "Really? Are you sure? Wow! I wish mine were as interesting as yours." "It's not interesting, it's just drives me crazy." This really is frustrating. "Haruhi-san, I think we had better talk about this with Koizumi." "Yeah, and please, look, just what is this stupid Mediator job for some Church organization Aunt Itsuki find for me again? And the details of the job? To help someone over there in her job to look for a vampire? I don't believe this! This is ridicules! Please, I am just a simple, normal high school girl, I just want some ordinary part time! And a normal high school life to go with that!" "Aye, Kyonko-Chan, Kyonka-Chan, don't be so boring, life is short, we should live it as fun and as exciting as possible." Both Kyonko-Kasan and I sighed. "And don't forget to look around very careful, with every effort you have for Espers, Time Travelers from the Future, Aliens, Yakuza Bosses, Super Martial Artists, Wizards, Witches, Sliders, Immortals, Vampires, Ghosts, Catgirls, Shinigamis, Kaman Riders, Sentais, Mahou Shojos and Mecha Musumes. So you can make friends with them, play with them and have fun together!" Okasama... I thought I just mentioned I want a normal school life not long ago? Anyway, Espers? Kaman Riders? Mahou Shojos? Mecha Musumes? Okasama! You've got to be kidding, how can a school for heaven's sakes have such things? Do they actually exist in reality in the first place? Please use some common sense! And this is going to be my last few moments with my family until vocation starts. Great, just great. Oh, I am truly an ill-fated girl, destiny is cruel to me. Finishing breakfast, I leave home to take the train. Good bye, home. Good bye, Kasan. Good Bye, Okasama, and good bye dear Haruki, I will miss you all. Time to board the bus. Great, now I am at the Train Station, and my train is coming, now for the tickets... Wait, where's my ticket? Oh no. I think I leave the tickets behind at home. Oh great. What should I do? If I rushes home for my ticket, I would be late. Yume-chan most likely is already waiting for me at the school gate. Looks like there's only one solution. But... do I have to? Well... ok, yes, I have to. My trembling right hand took out the piece of paper from my pocket, and rise it up above my head, into the air. With great unwillingness I had to utter the cursed words... "Spell Card! Shippu! Fuushin... Shojo!" As the spell card disappeared, I put down my head and use my hands to protect my pony tail as I awaits the coming torture. Yes, the sound of sonic boom, she's here for me. This is really, really a bad start of my new school life. "Ahhhh!!!...... Pain!!!......" Sorry, that was me screaming as I was captured into the sky by a girl with back feather wings whom looked liked Aya Sensei, pulling my ponytail. This really, really hurts. My first day at Seed Institute is about to begin. Magic Words:Gandhi is dandy but liquor is quicker. Edited by Son of Light, Nov 21 2009, 05:38 PM.
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