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Irony; open
Topic Started: May 3 2009, 03:17 AM (355 Views)
BloodyBunny
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Visibly shaking a girl of about nine walked towards the edge of the dock, her violet hair dancing around from the wind effectively covering her face. Her clothes hung loosely on her body as they where a number of sizes too big. Walking past a lamp post she immediately decided to kick it. She decided to do so as hard as she could. With a loud thunk her foot was almost immediately held in her hands as she fell backwards reeling in pain. A moment later she heard a splash only then registering her sandal was also no longer on her foot.
After a few moments of reveling in her own stupidity she grumbled a few incoherent unpleasantries. Sitting up she looked for the missing article. Seeing nothing ahead but a few fishermen Vanessa stood up, dusted herself off and stumbled towards the dock. Upon reaching the edge she looked into the water to grace herself with the reminder to recent events. Sneering at her own reflection she was about to look away when she saw a certain article floating out to sea. Slapping her left hand against her head she closed her eyes slowly giggling slightly. It soon turned into a fit of hysterics as her own stupidity caught up with her. Sighing softly as her own anger dissipated she stared out into sea, letting her thoughts take her wherever.
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"Uwaaa.." Cypriss said, stretching out a bit as he stared out at the docks. His black hair dancing in front of his eyes. He snapped several shots of people walking by, as well as the ships that came into port. This place was full of things he liked taking pictures of...

"Why are you only taking pictures of girls.." Beaumont said annoyed.

"...Eh?"

"The ships oyu take pictures of have girls on deck, the people walking by? all girls! You're a lousy pervert.." Beaumont said annoyed. Beaumont was wearing his usual button down suit jacket and slacks. His hands were tucked deep into his pockets. His gray eyes has a bored look about them as he scanned them over the docks. "We are here for a reason you know.. And it's not just for your stupid perverseness.."

".... You really harsh Monty! I'm not a pervert! I was just taking pictures for memories! G-Get it?! Just memories! Not pervert!" Cypriss said emphatically. "Er.. Either way.." Cypriss said with a sigh. "It looks like our intel was right on the money.. Drugs are definitely going through here.."

"Yes.. Ability and mind enhancing drugs.. I suppose with all the pressure on students of SEED these days it's little wonder they resort to such disgusting tactics.."

Cypriss however.... wasn't listening. He'd spotted a certain purple haired girl. "Uwaaa~ So cute!!" Cypriss said taking a picture.

"..Idiot!!" Beaumont said hitting him on the head.
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Hearing the normal hustle and bustle around Vanessa had managed to block off a good amount of noise around her. She sat for what seemed like only a few minutes attempting to come to terms with the truths of the day before someone said "... Perverseness." thus snapping her out of her reverie.

'Oh god, not now...' was her first immediate thought as she rolled her eyes shaking her head slightly. Deciding not to jump to conclusions making herself look like a fool in uncharted territories once more she just sat there listening. What she heard was one accusing the other of being a pervert by way of camera, and the other unconvincingly denying the fact. Chuckling she decided to drop it as nothing was gonna come from it.

Looking into the sky Vanessa took a deep breath taking in the moment. Then she felt it. That weird feeling people get when someone stares at them. It was a bit unnerving but remembering how she was dressed, she was ready to drop it as long as the feeling went away fast.

Then she heard the very guy whom was called pervert albeit jokingly by her standards call her cute.

She didn't even need to hear the click to know what he did next. Clenching her fists she took a deep breath before standing up slowly. Turning her head first, she looked at the man she considered officially doomed. Upon seeing him though she was unnerved slightly. He didn't look like any of the normal pervs that come out of the works.

Deciding upon a somewhat more civil approach, she turned around to face both men, and stomped forwards pout in place.
Stopping midway she pointed her right finger at him.

"What gave you the right to take pictures of me?" She asked crossly. Not waiting for the answer she continued "I'm quite sure if I screamed right now the scene that would follow would be quite unpleasant." Crossing her arms she leaned more to her left. "What to do?"
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'Spotted!' Cypriss though, feeling a bit silly for having been exposed.

'It's what you get for being a pervert you moron..' Beaumont said telepathically to his friend.

"E-Er.. I was just.. Ah.." Cypriss looked down at his camera before looking back up with a broad smile. "I regret nothing!"

"Idiot.." Beaumont said adjusting his glasses calmly. He brushed the gray hair from his eyes and folded his arms over his chest. "I'm sorry for the bother ma'am... My friend has a bit of an issue understanding how people perceive individuals who randomly take pictures of others.. In other words he's a moron.."

"M..Moron?!" Cypriss said in a weak voice. "That's so harsh! You're too harsh!" Cypriss said pointing Beaumont. "I.. I just like taking pictures of things I've never seen before! Purple hair is rare, right?! So it's understandable!"

'No one will believe that.. idiot..'
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'I regret nothing' was not the type of response she was expecting, as such she was at a loss for words. Staring was all she could manage as her jaw dropped.

She just watched as he was called an idiot. In her mind she could only half agree with that statement, as he had managed to gain some respect for taking the problem like a man should. Listening the other guy apologize for what he summed up his friends moronic tendencies she just nodded her head in reply. Ready to let him off the hook she sighed lightly.

Then the one dubbed Moron spoke again. Hearing him attempt to justify himself just made her want to break something, anything. Sucking in a deep breath she forced herself to be 'Civil' before she really did break something.

Glaring at him she spoke through gritted teeth. "Oh really? Lets say I believe you, then why didn't you just ask if you could take pictures of me? I'd have no problem staying where I was and you could get some 'Natural' pictures of me. But no... You didn't ask me, you just went and did it." Shifting herself with her hands on her hips she set her sights on the other person.

"And you. Why are you apologizing for him? Yes I can see he probably lacks the mental facilities to get out of this type of situation himself, but he can think." looking back towards the idiot "And he better start thinking fast."
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"Because unfortunately this guy is my partner.." Beaumont said placing his hands in his sides. He cast his gray eyes down to Cypriss who was now a bit flustered. Even if he didn't mind the annoyance he caused her, he still minded gettign called a moron? This guy had his priorities all wrong.. Oh well.. It seemed his attempts to smooth things out had backfired. The girl's emotions told Beaumont that this had only angered her. It looked like Cypriss was once again the better of the duo at talking to and dealing with others..

"Partners.. She's going to think we're gay.." Cypriss said frowning.

"Wh- G-Gay? That.." Beaumont twitched and hit Cypriss in the arm. "Why would she tihnk that?!"

"Why would you hit me?!"

"Idiot! Idiot! Sheesh!"

Cypriss frowned rubbing his arm. "Calling me names and hitting me.. You're really high strung Monty.."

"...."
Cypriss blinked realizing that there was still a very angry girl angry at them. "Listen.. It's not that big a deal right..?" He said shrugging his shoulders. "Just a little picture!" He said laughing a bit. Being an individual who lacked the capacity to feel too worried over situations like this he was the picture of calm..

Beaumont however was more than a bit worried.. Being able to feel her anger directly. He adjusted his glasses taking a step back so that she oculd reach Cypriss easier.

Loyalty...

...was in short supply today.
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Acknowledging them being partners she shrugged, feeling bad for him slightly. He just wanted to continue on his way, and she was being a royal pain. Shrugging lightly she continued glowering in the idiots direction, whom she could have sworn just whined about not being gay.

This act though simple, threw her. She could only stare in disbelief as a confused expression graced her face. 'Where the hell did he get that idea?' was her only thoughts on the issue. She didn't bother paying attention after that, her mind simply went at work trying to make sense of this person. In a matter of a few minutes he had gone from a slight annoyance, to a confounding conundrum of a man.

Coming to the conclusion it'd be safer for her sanity to just let it go, she did though reluctantly. Didn't change the fact that she was once again irritated to the umpth degree.

Noticing his friend had move back a bit she giggled at the realization of how angry she had been moments before. Then she began glaring once again.

"Fine, I'll forgive you this time..." running a hand through her hair she grumbled. She felt like breaking something again.
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"Haha, See Monty, everything works out fine in the end.."

'I can't decide if I hate or admire your annoying luck..' Beaumont thought, looking away in disbelief. Once again Cypriss had managed to scrape by with the skin of his teeth. Truly it was his incredible ability... No.. It was more than that. Maybe a god had taken favor on him or something...

Cypriss planted his hands in his sides as he eyed the girl. "I'm Cypriss and this is Monty."

"Beaumont!"

"haha!" Cypriss rubbed his neck a bit. "Right, right. Beaumont. But I like Monty better! We work together. It's nice meeting oyu even if it was a dangerous meeting.." Cypriss said with a laugh. His carefree expression as childishly cheerful as ever. Someone could describe him as 'simple' and not seem to far off from the truth. Always cheerful, wearing his heart on his sleeves, taking pictures and flirting to much, and even in situations like this not put off a bit.. In other words..

Beaumont's opposite..

Beaumont released a sigh and shook his head. "Sorry to have been a bother.." He said looking away.
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'Yeah... so not worth it' she thought, cringing a bit at Cypriss's carefree, or was it reckless demeanor. "You don't take anything seriously do you?" shaking her head she reached out her right hand. "Well then Cypriss, Beaumont. I'm Vanessa."

There was a sudden glint in her eye as a small smile graced her lips. "And if anyones about to be a bother it's me. See I kinda have no idea where I am..."
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"Eh..?" Beaumont looked rather confused at her glinting eye. Although one thing was for certain.... THIS GIRL WAS SCARY! Seriously! She had an aura about her! It was like she was in complete control over them.. Which really wasn't far from the truth considering right now she was manipulating their annoyance of her into her own personal gain!

"Ehh.. So it's extortion, then?" Cypriss said, highly amused by this precocious individual that would go so far as to scam them using their own actions as her leverage. "Well.. I guess you DO have the upper hand in all of this.. It's not like I can really protest with oyu havign the turmp card that I 'harassed you' to hang over my head.." He shook his head, grinning to himself. "How interesting.. This girl is cute but dangerous.."

"E.. Extortion...?" Beaumont said, finally it all clicked together. Since they had bothered her she was basically forcing them to be her own personal tour guides! He facepalmed.. Hard. She really had bested them with this. "F-Fine.. I don't mind..." It was a waste of his time but he couldn't complain too much..
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"Great" She yelled upon hearing their agreement.

looking towards Cypriss she couldn't help but grin all the wider at his comment. "But don't you know? Cat's always hide their claws." Just then she lunged for the arms of both Cypriss, and Beaumont ready to drag them away from the docks and deeper into the community.

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