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Fat Jokes; Classic
Topic Started: 28 Jul 2008, 15:31 (72 Views)
\|Pro?\|RobWilkie(CL)	28 Jul 2008, 15:31 Post #1
Posts: 170 Group: Clan Leader Member #2 Joined: Jul 22, 2008 In Game Alias \|Pro?\|SickTrixx Favourite Weapon(s) Every Weap Favourite Map(s) Vacant, Carentan, Strike	Kelly is so fat, he shows up on radar. The guy is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete! Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." One guy was so fat, he had his own area code. You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you. Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..." I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections. And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes. Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short. But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach. Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out! Kelly is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator. The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month! Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!" Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp. You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World. You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite. Kelly is so fat, people jog around him for exercise. Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please." Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!" Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.



\|Pro?\|Critical(GA)	28 Jul 2008, 15:33 Post #2
Friendly Face Posts: 61 Group: Global Admin Member #4 Joined: Jul 22, 2008 In Game Alias \|Pro?\|Critical	love it, can never beat the fat jokes



\|Pro?\|RobWilkie(CL)	28 Jul 2008, 20:15 Post #3
Posts: 170 Group: Clan Leader Member #2 Joined: Jul 22, 2008 In Game Alias \|Pro?\|SickTrixx Favourite Weapon(s) Every Weap Favourite Map(s) Vacant, Carentan, Strike	Critical 28 Jul 2008, 15:33 love it, can never beat the fat jokes What about black jokes xD Obviously no offence they are just funny.



\|Pro?\|Critical(GA)	29 Jul 2008, 18:14 Post #4
Friendly Face Posts: 61 Group: Global Admin Member #4 Joined: Jul 22, 2008 In Game Alias \|Pro?\|Critical	yeh there gd to lol



3L1t3K1LL	4 Aug 2008, 18:18 Post #5
Slow Typer Posts: 3 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: Aug 2, 2008 In Game Alias Fatal J Favourite Weapon(s) M16, MP5, P90, AK47 Favourite Map(s) Crossfire, Overgrown, Vacant	Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing. Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold mars bar on the other side just to get her through. Lol hoped u liked em.



\|Pro?\|Hellfire(CL)	4 Aug 2008, 18:22 Post #6
Posts: 13 Group: Clan Leader Member #5 Joined: Jul 22, 2008 In Game Alias \|Pro?\|Hellfire Favourite Weapon(s) Ak47 & G3 Favourite Map(s) Vacant, Strike, Carentan	hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha



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