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| The Cult of the Purple Helmet; Backs to the wall! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 11 2010, 02:00 PM (2,640 Views) | |
| mattblackgod | Jul 11 2010, 07:03 PM Post #21 |
Big boss warlord dude!
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Your not that bad Brian. I have seen worse.  Now to find a mini!
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| Mr. Clean | Jul 11 2010, 07:09 PM Post #22 |
Wasteland Legend/Cat Skinner/Bad Speller/Super Nice Guy B^)
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May i suggest something with six pack abs and ass less chaps? Brian |
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| mattblackgod | Jul 11 2010, 07:46 PM Post #23 |
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First up - my minime.... Lord Purple Helmet...also known as Big D.  Lord Purple Helmet leads the cults rituals and rites. Lord Purple Helmet is greeted by the cult members by the ritual greeting "Hi, Feeling Horny?". He sports the ritual purple ended fonging stick which is used on new members in a eye watering fashion. It is another duty of his to give the choice of Wunga or Death to prisoners. The prisoner who chooses Wunga often learns to their surprise that Wunga means to be buggered silly by all the cult members. Other witnessing prisoners often choose Death only yo hear Purple Helmet cry "Death! Death by Wunga!!!" The mini is a GW chaos marauder. Next up....Dawgie!  This is Dirty Dawg (the younger) who insists on wearing a pink leather kilt to prove his "gayliness". He often likes to show wastelanders that there is nothing worn under his kilt leading to people fleeing in terror. Dirty Dawg also like to show off his large chopper... The mini is from the Golgo Island range. Ollie.....  This is Sir S&Malot - he is the fetishist of the cult and loves anything to do with whips, chains and humiliation. S&Malot also acts as the support gunner for the cult and keeps a set of nut-hunkers for close combat and emergency sex situations..... The mini is from the Golgo Island range. Ross.... (you dont think his absence is going to stop me taking the pee out of him do you?).  Ross-N-Furter is the cults own sweet transvestite who spends all day dreaming of muscle men and making wastelanders cry. The mini is a Hasslefree Kev N Furter. I will add more when I have found minis for the new recruits....
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| Mr. Clean | Jul 11 2010, 07:56 PM Post #24 |
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Wasteland Legend/Cat Skinner/Bad Speller/Super Nice Guy B^)
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whispers *what have i got myself into?* UHM.......COOL!  Brian 
Edited by Mr. Clean, Jul 11 2010, 09:48 PM.
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| DAWGIE | Jul 11 2010, 10:24 PM Post #25 |
Mutant Slayer
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HOLY SHIT! i turn on the computer and go to this topic to see what has hoppened since this morning, start to suck up some soda pop, and almost strangle on same ! THAT is the funniest DAWGIE persona ever fielded by anyone! LOL! all of these guys today are from GOLGA ISLAND ????? LOL! DAWGIE |
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| DAWGIE | Jul 11 2010, 10:25 PM Post #26 |
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Mutant Slayer
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WHAT PART OF THE GOLGO ISLAND RANGE ?????? DAWGIE |
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| mattblackgod | Jul 11 2010, 11:06 PM Post #27 |
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Big boss warlord dude!
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Golgo Island character pack 4 (GG15), and Character pack 8 - Night hunters (GG11) |
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| tinker | Jul 12 2010, 02:49 AM Post #28 |
CEO of "Rat-on-a-Stick" Industries
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Danny, That model of Ross is on the money  |
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| kfc v lot | Jul 13 2010, 09:51 AM Post #29 |
Sir S&Malot
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Errr I'm scared.. :p Haha they are nice mini's and brought a real smile to my face thank you!I like big guns  Anyway I the Not-Gorbachov is one of mini's on my list p.s. I like the nipple rings, funny story: when I went to get my nose(septum) pierced there was a guy getting his nipples done and he was acting like a hardman. Anyway he goes into the room to have it done then a minute or two later we hear this piercing scream and the whole place bursts into laughter... |
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| Mal | Jul 13 2010, 10:41 AM Post #30 |
Road Warrior
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Damn some fella screamed over that... when I had mine done I barely felt a twinge.... |
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| mattblackgod | Aug 11 2010, 09:22 AM Post #31 |
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Big boss warlord dude!
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For some reason when I had mine done I stopped breathing. I dont know why and it freaked the guy out! It didnt hurt though, just felt like he was stretching my nipple across the room!
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| Ross | Aug 11 2010, 09:54 AM Post #32 |
Wasteland Warlord
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Dear god, that's so funny it's scary!! 
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| Banana Tyrant | Aug 11 2010, 03:21 PM Post #33 |
Super Mutant
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Another thread that I regret missing the first time round - thanks for bumping it, that's excellent fun stuff Them having their own silly ruined building is pure class. 
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| mattblackgod | Aug 12 2010, 07:54 AM Post #34 |
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Big boss warlord dude!
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Blame my wife for the idea of painting a ruin pink... that's where the madness began! There are some others to add to the cult. I am currently mini hunting. Plus I have some other leads I intend on painting up as non-mini-yous! |
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| tinker | Mar 22 2011, 01:51 PM Post #35 |
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CEO of "Rat-on-a-Stick" Industries
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Illustrious Warlord, I've located that true mini you! Hasslefree... http://theminiaturespage.com/news/pics/2011/mar/217231b.jpg Gruff at the bottom of the page! |
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| Legionnaire | Mar 22 2011, 02:29 PM Post #36 |
Wasteland Warrior
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But "William" at the top of the page looks slightly dubious, with the hands in his pockets of the Mac... "snigger, snigger". |
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| tinker | Mar 22 2011, 02:42 PM Post #37 |
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He could be a "The Cult of the Purple Helmet" candidate, but who on this forum does he resemble? Or, with Green Stuff be made to resemble?
Edited by tinker, Mar 22 2011, 02:43 PM.
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| mattblackgod | Mar 22 2011, 04:49 PM Post #38 |
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Big boss warlord dude!
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Gruff could be me, with a head swap! Anyone want to fess up for looking like William? I must get the remaining 3 purple helmets painted sometime.
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| mattblackgod | Jul 25 2011, 10:36 AM Post #39 |
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Big boss warlord dude!
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Here are two more (dodgy) members of the CULT OF THE PURPLE HELMET!!  Introducing Mr Kleen. Mr Kleen is a charmer and insists on making the new friends he meets during the cult's travels have long luxurious baths with him. Its only when he starts playing find the soap or spot the submarine do his victims realise what is going on. Mr Kleen can be spotted in the throng of pruple and pink wearing weirdos by his assless chaps which he insists on wearing.   The mini is a Kallistra Sci-Fi one. Brian kept talking about assless chaps for these guys...your mini you now has them! Introducing Filthy Mal. His mind is dirty and so are his actions. When not mincing about with the other cultists Mal loves to use his great coat to great effect by flashing nearby wastelanders. He alone has stopped a raid by flashing his junk at the invaders sending them screaming into the night. The settlers should be grateful but Filthy Mal often finds himself run out of town!  The Mini is a Heresy Trench coat ganger. If anyone else has a good sense of humour and wants to be immortalised in this band of nee-do wells please contact me and I will see what I can do. |
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| kfc v lot | Jul 25 2011, 11:25 AM Post #40 |
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Sir S&Malot
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Hehe when will thy see their next outing? Brining their love across the wastes? |
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