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The Cult of the Purple Helmet; Backs to the wall!
Tweet Topic Started: Jul 11 2010, 02:00 PM (2,636 Views)
mattblackgod	Jul 11 2010, 02:00 PM Post #1
Big boss warlord dude! Posts: 15,699 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 22, 2008	Lock up your sons folks....here is the cult of the Purple Helmet... The cult started when the bombs fell....the denizens of a certain all male "Gentlemans" strip club were forced to hide in the buildings basement. Supplies where low and after a few weeks they had to abandon their "home". The cult today wander the wastelands promoting "gay love" (not always in a positive manner) and protecting "gay rights". As a cult they worship the Purple Helmet, an item that most wastlanders thing is a mythic item...although most members will happily show anyone who asks the secret of the purple helmet. Just dont ask! Another reason they wander is to find the legendary wasteland monster known as "Old Greg" whom they think they can help. The cult is largely peaceful until they encounter "gay hate" or "pink hate". There is only one requirement to join - you have to be male. No chicks. No. No Way Whatsoever. Then the new member (no pun intended) is required to go through a series of bizarre sexual acts. The cult are known to throw same sex orgies and most wastelanders avoid them. When they cult roll into town they spend most of their time trying to get lucky with any male residents, giving style advice (to both sexes) and pouting at all and sundry. Dont be fooled by these oddballs, they are fierce warriors and go out of their way to protect the weak. The cult are especially fond of helping wasteland kids in trouble. First up - Left to Right - Very Horny Dragon and Kinky Tinky. The infamous Zed Brothers. More Cult Members to follow soon....Stay tuned! Disclaimer: This faction started as a bit of banter between friends on this forum and is a bit of fun. It is in no way meant to insult or cause offence to anyone or any group of people regardless of sexual orientation. If you find this post insulting or offensive, I apologise in advance. Edited by mattblackgod, Jul 11 2010, 02:01 PM.



kfc v lot	Jul 11 2010, 02:05 PM Post #2
Sir S&Malot Posts: 1,267 Group: Members Member #48 Joined: Sep 27, 2008	This is genius I have been looking forward to seeing these ever since you first mentioned it! I am getting many a laugh out of the the story for them



Mal	Jul 11 2010, 02:06 PM Post #3
Road Warrior Posts: 1,125 Group: Members Member #124 Joined: Dec 11, 2009	So just hame many members of the forum have a 'purple helmet' alter ego now?



mattblackgod	Jul 11 2010, 02:25 PM Post #4
Big boss warlord dude! Posts: 15,699 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 22, 2008	So far 6 of us. Mal you are missing on the list. Do you want a alter ego? I also have some other leads for additional characters not based on folks form this forum (yet). Man I love the Golgo Island range (yes they are from there). I must buy Bananatyrant a pint when & if we ever meet!



Mal	Jul 11 2010, 02:27 PM Post #5
Road Warrior Posts: 1,125 Group: Members Member #124 Joined: Dec 11, 2009	If you want to make one of me, then i'd have no problem with that (not to worry I have a sense of humour... or at least I think I do ). Let me know if you want a description of me to find a mini that sort-of matches.



DAWGIE	Jul 11 2010, 02:35 PM Post #6
Mutant Slayer Posts: 1,612 Group: Members Member #87 Joined: Jun 17, 2009	OH, SHIT! i almost crapped my self and strangled on my coffee when i saw these guys! i had forgotten about the CULT OF THE PURPLE HELMET, DANNY, but i can hardly wait to see what y'all did for a DAWGIE after viewing KINKY TINK in his pink outfit. . . and the ZARDOZ BROTHERS! man that was a stroke of genius indeed! DAWGIE



mattblackgod	Jul 11 2010, 02:45 PM Post #7
Big boss warlord dude! Posts: 15,699 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 22, 2008	I will be posting more pics this evening. Mal PM me a description. Also - if anyone else wants to be immortalised in miniature as a crazy pink wearing same sex addicted cultist...PM me! I wont do it without permission. I do not want to upset anyone.



mattblackgod	Jul 11 2010, 02:46 PM Post #8
Big boss warlord dude! Posts: 15,699 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 22, 2008	Gahhh - there is a gay singles advert at the bottom of the page now!



kfc v lot	Jul 11 2010, 02:56 PM Post #9
Sir S&Malot Posts: 1,267 Group: Members Member #48 Joined: Sep 27, 2008	Luckily for me I have just been having adverts for hostels in Holland and "The Week"... Hot nudes Hot nudes Anything?



mattblackgod	Jul 11 2010, 02:57 PM Post #10
Big boss warlord dude! Posts: 15,699 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 22, 2008	No still gay dating....unless those are they nudes you wish to see? Edited by mattblackgod, Jul 11 2010, 02:58 PM.



Mal	Jul 11 2010, 03:03 PM Post #11
Road Warrior Posts: 1,125 Group: Members Member #124 Joined: Dec 11, 2009	I just get 'istockphoto' adverts...



mattblackgod	Jul 11 2010, 04:38 PM Post #12
Big boss warlord dude! Posts: 15,699 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 22, 2008	Maybe its tied to our individual keystrokes? Gothgirl, gothgirl, gothgirl!



Mal	Jul 11 2010, 04:48 PM Post #13
Road Warrior Posts: 1,125 Group: Members Member #124 Joined: Dec 11, 2009	Lol im still getting the istockcrap with the dodgy geisha...



Digitarii	Jul 11 2010, 05:25 PM Post #14
Survivalist Posts: 136 Group: Members Member #182 Joined: May 2, 2010	Continuing the present discussion, I'm getting "The best in Las Vegas up to 90% off" ads. Back to the original discussion, nice paintjob on the minis and excellent backstory. Makes the game more fun having background to (pardon the pun) flesh out the characters.



Mal	Jul 11 2010, 05:27 PM Post #15
Road Warrior Posts: 1,125 Group: Members Member #124 Joined: Dec 11, 2009	Aww man now im getting the gay singles adds... quick change the topic!!



mattblackgod	Jul 11 2010, 05:33 PM Post #16
Big boss warlord dude! Posts: 15,699 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 22, 2008	I am now getting Scientology today ads....must be something to do with the word "cult".



Mr. Clean	Jul 11 2010, 06:13 PM Post #17
Wasteland Legend/Cat Skinner/Bad Speller/Super Nice Guy B^) Posts: 3,577 Group: Members Member #134 Joined: Jan 7, 2010	OOOHHH! Can I be in the Cult of the Purple Helmet?Please?PLEASE?PLEASE? Brian



mattblackgod	Jul 11 2010, 06:17 PM Post #18
Big boss warlord dude! Posts: 15,699 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Jul 22, 2008	Sure, just point me in the direction of a picture of you or a description and I will sort something out.



Mr. Clean	Jul 11 2010, 06:43 PM Post #19
Wasteland Legend/Cat Skinner/Bad Speller/Super Nice Guy B^) Posts: 3,577 Group: Members Member #134 Joined: Jan 7, 2010	Just put a picture up on the Police Line Up topic.Brace yourself before you go to see it! Brain Edited by Mr. Clean, Jul 11 2010, 06:43 PM.



Lost Wanderer	Jul 11 2010, 06:51 PM Post #20
Coldheart Posts: 514 Group: Members Member #114 Joined: Oct 23, 2009	Genius, pure genius. All they need now is a big guy with a leather hat and handlebar 'tache.



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