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Human Sacrifice Thursday
Topic Started: Mar 19 2009, 12:28 PM (652 Views)
Earl of the North
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John, Earl of the North, Guardian of the sacred tinned goods
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Welcome to Human Sacrifice Thursday......please draw lots and direct the lucky winner to the trap door of certain doom.......urm, I mean the trap door of goodies, yes that sounds more inviting.


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John
Edited by Earl of the North, Mar 19 2009, 12:33 PM.
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mattblackgod
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You got the ritual knife...er feather... John?
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:witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr:

Oh, yes I cleaned the bloo......ketchup off and were all ready to go.

:witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :clown: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :witchdr: :WTF: "Minion number 17 what is your major malfunction".



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v_lazy_dragon
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Right... i'm here as well,... wait a sec whilst I put on my mask... :witchdr:

So - shall we catch us out vic... luvky volunteer? :catch:
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Earl of the North
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Let the hunt begin!


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:glomp: "Minion number 17, you are one screwed up individual" :wedgie: On with the Hunt!

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John
Edited by Earl of the North, Mar 19 2009, 09:49 PM.
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Benny
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:blink:

My comp actually lagged after loading this page...



Ooh, are we sacrificing to appease Milla? ;)
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Mar 19 2009, 09:50 PM
Ooh, are we sacrificing to appease Milla? ;)
Lol! I'll leave the interpretation of this up to the master of rituals... John? Has he taken HER name in vain?
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Let me consult the holy books of the blessed Milla.........."mutter", "mutter"....."that frankly not possible without removing a leg", "mutter", "mutter".........erm since we seem to be short of victi....volunteers, close enough.

Strap him to the comfy chair and fire up the electrodes of enlightenment....... :zapped:

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Yeah my page loads dead slow too - I blame No 17 myself (nowt to do with the thousands of emoticons!).

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*Sharpens Knife* *Puts large amount of dodgy looking plant leaves on the fire*
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Let the Ritual begin!

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:witchdr: Right... the volunteer is seated comfortably :jail:

:witchdr: I'll get out the 'manicure' set :work:
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Oh Blessed Milla, except this unworthy sacrifice, cheers your a babe............Amen

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MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA, MILLA,

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Okay........where did I leave the Cattle prod of contrition.


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:stretcher: ... :book: ... :addup: ... :scientist: ... :zapped: ... and hey presto - we have rebuilt him! Well... kinda... :robot:
Edited by v_lazy_dragon, Mar 19 2009, 10:55 PM.
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Earl of the North
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Okay, good sacrifice everbody............would all volunteers for Blood Sacrifice Tuesdays leave a blood sample with Minion Number 17 :clown: .







John
Edited by Earl of the North, Mar 19 2009, 11:04 PM.
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Benny
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Er, was I just sacrificed?
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Mar 20 2009, 01:28 AM
Er, was I just sacrificed?
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:rofl: That was a good read!!
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freebooter
Mar 20 2009, 01:28 AM
Er, was I just sacrificed?
No, no, no i'm pretty such human sacrifice is illegal..............anyway, could you sign this form waving away your rights to litigate with your cyborg hand.....I mean totally unharmed, uncyborged hand.



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Mar 20 2009, 10:00 AM
No, no, no i'm pretty such human sacrifice is illegal..............anyway, could you sign this form waving away your rights to litigate with your cyborg hand.....I mean totally unharmed, uncyborged hand.
I agree... human sacrifice is probably illegal.. :book: ... yep its illegal allright. Well, that couldn't have been a human sacrifice then, could it? :bomb:
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Hang on! This is my bit of the Wastelands - and as THE WARLORD around here I get to say whats legal and what isnt!

I am pretty okay with human sacrifice - its an honour to go and sit next to the great MILLA *Pauses whilst all assembled murmer "Milla thy is a babe!"* in post apoc heaven and to carry our prayers to MILLA *Pauses whilst all assembled murmer "Milla thy is still a babe!"*. We all know that post apoc heaven is a type of vallhalla filled with beer :drunk: , babes, guns and lots of fighting! I saw it in a trance! :witchdr:
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A beer filled trance...
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