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Spoiler: click to toggle Beldum Name: Titan Level: 6 Ability: Clear Body Stat/Amount/EVs/DVs HP: 21/0/5 Atk: 11/2/5 Def: 14/0/5 Sp.Atk: 9/0/5 Sp.Def: 12/0/5 Spd: 8/0/5
Moves: The Mighty Take Down 90 Power 85 Acc 20 PP 1/4 Recoil
Level Speed: Slow Total Exp: 322 Next level: 428
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Nidoran M x2 Level 5 Ability: Rivalry HP: 19 Atk: 10 Def: 9 S.Atk: 9 S.Def: 9 Spd: 10
Budew F x2 Level: 5 Ability: Natural Cure HP: 19 Atk: 8 Def: 8 S.Atk: 10 S.Def: 12 Spd: 10
Titan: 16/19 HP Nidoran M: 7/19 HP
Ok, I'm ba-
DAMN IT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO ENGAGE HIM! YOU IMBECILE!
Sigh...Anyways. You're stupid for fighting him, and stupider for forgetting Clear Body, so your Nidoran's Leer failed. No one ever listens to me.
Oh yeah your Nidoran is KOed. He apparently didn't register that Leer is ineffective. I'll make sure to use this as evidence when the MythBusters test if a stupid trainer can actually reduce the IQ of his or her Pokemon.
Titan: 15/19 HP
At least you learn. Too bad that Peck only did 2 damage, while its Take Down is still doing 12.
Titan: 10/19 HP Nidoran M: 7/19 HP
Another exchange of blows later, your Nidorans have been vanquished.
Titan: 7/19 HP
You send out your Budew. She looks at you and smiles, Growing a bit. How cute.
Then Titan smashes into her for 13 damage.
Titan: 4/19 HP Budew: 6/19 HP, S.Atk+1
To your dismay, The Inquisitor uses a Potion on Titan. That's a good idea, bringing recovery items with him. How come you didn't think of that?
Oh. Right. Dumbass.
Your Budew uses Absorb and inflicts 4 damage. That was pretty forgettable.
Titan: 15/19 HP Budew: 8/19 HP, S.Atk+1
Another Absorb doesn't heal as much as you need. Sucks to be your Budew, really. Getting smashed into by 209.9 pounds of blue-ish floating metal HAS to hurt.
Titan: 9/19 HP Budew: -3/19 HP
Your next Budew skips the Growth and goes straight for Absorb, inflicting a mighty 3 damage. Take Down is still doing 13 a pop. I warned you, moron.
Titan: 3/19 HP Budew: 6/19 HP
The Inquisitor uses his last Potion. At least he'll need to take the two Potions lying about two feet from you to restock.
Wait, two Potions two feet from you? How STUPID could you be to miss that? I mean, really, I-
Oh wait, your Budew fainted.
Titan: 12/19 HP
You are now trapped in a eight-hour long lecture. Way to go, dipstick.
Eight hours later you leave, forgetting 500y. I'm so glad I never have to see you again. Titan got a grand total of 272 exp.
NOW SEARCHING FOR NEW HOSTS...
HOST FOUND
Oh, goodie. Now what's going on?
Spoiler: click to toggle Pineco M Name: Shrapnel Level: 2 Ability: Sturdy Stat/Amount/EVs/DVs HP: 14/0/0 Atk: 7/0/0 Def: 8/0/0 Sp.Atk: 6/0/0 Sp.Def: 6/0/0 Spd: 5/0/5
Moves: Tackle 35 Power 95 Acc 35 PP
Protect 10 PP Negates attacks. Chance of success is halved each consecutive use.
Level Speed: Medium Fast Total Exp: 8 Next Level: 27
Rattata M Level 5 Ability: Run Away HP: 18 Atk: 10 Def: 8 S.Atk: 7 S.Def: 8 Spd: 12
Ah, a battle between The Inquisitor's Pineco and a random Rattata. Let's see how this goes.
Well, the Rattata decides to aim for the oneshot method, and Tail Whips Shrapnel, who replies with a Tackle for 4 damage.
Shrapnel: 14/14 HP, Def-1 Rattata: 14/18 HP
The last round repeats itself.
Shrapnel: 14/14 HP, Def-2 Rattata: 10/18 HP
But much to the rat's dismay, The Inquisitor switches out Shrapnel with Titan right as he attempts a Tackle. Ouch. 3 damage was NOT worth that.
Beldum Name: Titan Level: 7 Ability: Clear Body Stat/Amount/EVs/DVs HP: 22/0/5 Atk: 13/2/5 Def: 16/0/5 Sp.Atk: 10/0/5 Sp.Def: 13/0/5 Spd: 9/0/5
Moves: The Mighty Take Down 90 Power 85 Acc 20 PP 1/4 Recoil
Level Speed: Slow Total Exp: 594 Next level: 640
Titan: 10/22 HP Rattata: 10/18 HP
Wait, didn't Titan have 19 HP? Was there some sort of mistake with the HP?
Oh, whatever. The Rattata is mowed down by a Take Down dealing 16 damage.
Titan: 8/22 HP
Victoly! Titan and Shrapnel get 20 exp!
Now bored with the route for now, The Inquisitor takes the two Potions and leaves for Millwash Town.
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