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The End of an Era
Topic Started: May 4 2010, 09:19 PM (544 Views)
The Big Boss
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Hello friends. I just thought I'd inform you that due to a conversation I had with Javier tonight, I've decided to reform my old ways, and I have. Surprisingly it took only 5 minutes.

You see, in the past I have been taunted and labeled with the moniker 'Mike Smash' in many different contexts, and I even have several variations of 'Mike Smash' fighting slams and maneuvers that have been cleverly created under the idea that I'm some 'roid raged monster.

Well, tonight, that all changes. I'm shedding my mean, cruel, vindictive, threatening, conniving ways of the past. What you will see is the 'new' me. The kinder, more docile Big Boss. After 3+ years, I'm reformed, and no longer a 'roidmonster' of the past. The 'Mike Smash Era', which I've cleverly named, is now over.

So, without further ado, you'll all be getting acquainted with the nice, non-sarcastic, non-nasty me. Should be fun now, no?

Oh yes, and if any of you take bets on how fast I break my reform I SWEAR I'll pick you up and smash you in half.......Is something I WOULD have said in the past, ahahaha. :V Good day, and let this be the end of the 'Mike Smash Era'.

-BBM
 
Windstorm
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When I saw 'end of an era' I figured it might be something important, haha.
 
Xepher
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.: Opheliac :.
olol

Won't last a day.
 
Sir Zebra
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secret buddha balls
I'm already bored of the new mike
 
Overthrown
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And so Gardevoir became human
But, but... Mike needs to smash, it's in his nature. WHO ARE YOU!? To have taken away our only 'roid monster on the forum! Brian doesn't count, he's a bit more faggot than 'roid rage.

EDIT: Love you, Brian.
Edited by Overthrown, May 4 2010, 10:27 PM.
 
Sheed
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Windstorm
May 4 2010, 09:49 PM
When I saw 'end of an era' I figured it might be something important, haha.
Owned. xD

Yep, this is strange and unnecessary. We love our Mikeykins.
 
Endy
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This is indeed strange, as I was expecting news that could've been somewhat bad. But hell, we still loves you, so it doesn't matter that much.
 
The Big Boss
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Something important? Of course it's important. :V

But I figured I'd fool at least one of you who was going to be too serious to take anything not world news related as not important, so there was a small success there.

I guess I should have named the topic like 'PSA' or something. lol But now you all know.

Javier, I'll prove that wrong. And Nathan, that's not a nice thing to say, BUT, I will choose to respect your decision and give you a pat on the head. *Pats Nathan's head*
 
Bonkenhi
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wait, why? ;_;

I'm going to expect to be shreded to pieces and it'll never happen. D=
 
Redster
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Hmm... Considering the fact I never leeched off of this "Mike Smash" thing I don't really care. I do care however of you now being nice cause I liked your little meanness every once in a while. Heh, oh well.
 
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Redster
May 5 2010, 01:13 PM
Hmm... Considering the fact I never leeched off of this "Mike Smash" thing I don't really care. I do care however of you now being nice cause I liked your little meanness every once in a while. Heh, oh well.
Wait a minute, what?

Are you people deceiving me? You LIKED my being mean?....

The Hell is wrong with you people? I'm offering to be nice and I get rejected. That is truly a first for me.
 
Windstorm
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Nice isn't really all that entertaining.
 
Xepher
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.: Opheliac :.
Windstorm
May 6 2010, 12:37 AM
Nice isn't really all that entertaining.
Exactly. Just look at Redster.
 
The Big Boss
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Xepher
May 6 2010, 12:56 AM
Windstorm
May 6 2010, 12:37 AM
Nice isn't really all that entertaining.
Exactly. Just look at Redster.
Oh I see, so this is all just some huge show to you and we're just entertainers, huh?

Fine then, but at least let it be known that I once offered to be a rational, kind, and docile human being and by your choice I simply cannot be.
 
Akuro
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I love how quickly this turned around. Michael is incapable of forsaking his infamous smashing ways.
 
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