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redster...I will NEVER forgive you for this.
Topic Started: Apr 18 2010, 02:05 AM (445 Views)
Genghis Khan
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http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa89/i_dont_care_36/Phone%20Pictures/Image6.jpg

I was playing football with my bud redster the other day, and he throws the football into my fucking face, I lose a tooth, and my jaw is dislocated.

moral of the story: REDSTER NEEDS TO STAY FAR, FAR, AWAY FROM FOOTBALL. HE SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING.
 
Sir Zebra
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secret buddha balls
it's not redster's fault you can't catch his superpowered passes.
 
Redster
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LOL HAHAHA!!!!
That's right bitch you deserve that! :D
 
Xepher
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.: Opheliac :.
Holy shit, Austin. You shouldn't have been messing with Redster and his football. He's pro at that, you know.

Maybe you should've used a British football? At least you would've prevented this xD

Also, I lol'd.
 
Bonkenhi
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If it was ACTUALLY a redster pass, your head would have been knocked right off. Nice attempt at convincing us though.

nobody's good enough to play football with Redster. ;D
Edited by Bonkenhi, Apr 18 2010, 11:09 AM.
 
Genghis Khan
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http://tinyurl.com/3567889

oh yeah, well how do you explain him fucking up my car? I swear to fucking god I will get you back for this, redster.

MARK MY WORDS.
 
Bonkenhi
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you should count yourself lucky your car isn't totally scrapped. ;D
 
Redster
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Genghis Khan
Apr 18 2010, 11:30 AM
http://tinyurl.com/3567889

oh yeah, well how do you explain him fucking up my car? I swear to fucking god I will get you back for this, redster.

MARK MY WORDS.
*Evil Laugh*
 
The Big Boss
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Ugh, quit feeding into his ego....*Rolls Eyes*
 
Redster
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The Big Boss
Apr 18 2010, 12:28 PM
Ugh, quit feeding into his ego....*Rolls Eyes*
:mad:
 
brian
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This just in: Tom Brady + Peyton Manning form alliance to beat Redster's one man Football team of himself, him, and Redster (they would only allow him 3 other players)
 
Genghis Khan
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http://tinyurl.com/y79ra63

redster, your mother is dead. don't ever fuck with me again, or I'll send you a football bomb right to your god damn house.
 
Redster
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Genghis Khan
Apr 19 2010, 07:48 PM
http://tinyurl.com/y79ra63

redster, your mother is dead. don't ever fuck with me again, or I'll send you a football bomb right to your god damn house.
Oh dear... I hate to break it to you, but that's not my mother. She's very much alive. In fact, she's right here behind me placing my clothes on my bed so I can organize them later. Hmm... I think my friend's mom went missing for a bit...
 
brian
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Redster
Apr 19 2010, 08:26 PM
Genghis Khan
Apr 19 2010, 07:48 PM
http://tinyurl.com/y79ra63

redster, your mother is dead. don't ever fuck with me again, or I'll send you a football bomb right to your god damn house.
Oh dear... I hate to break it to you, but that's not my mother. She's very much alive. In fact, she's right here behind me placing my clothes on my bed so I can organize them later. Hmm... I think my friend's mom went missing for a bit...
you should cum on her face to teach her to fucking touch your bed, your clothes, your fucking air. God damn woman.
 
Sir Zebra
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brian
Apr 19 2010, 10:19 PM
Redster
Apr 19 2010, 08:26 PM
Genghis Khan
Apr 19 2010, 07:48 PM
http://tinyurl.com/y79ra63

redster, your mother is dead. don't ever fuck with me again, or I'll send you a football bomb right to your god damn house.
Oh dear... I hate to break it to you, but that's not my mother. She's very much alive. In fact, she's right here behind me placing my clothes on my bed so I can organize them later. Hmm... I think my friend's mom went missing for a bit...
you should cum on her face to teach her to fucking touch your bed, your clothes, your fucking air. God damn woman.
or throw a football at her
 
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