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April Fools!
Topic Started: Apr 1 2010, 10:13 AM (103 Views)
Redster
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Ok, its First of April. So... Post all your jokes, humor, pranks, etc. that makes people laugh, chuckle, smile, or just plain LOL or ROFL.
 
semianonymous
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Kidnap her mother and saw her head off with a hunting knife , lob off the top of her skull to expose the brains, then carve a line down her thoracic and abdominopelvic region to expose all the organs. Set her up on a table and proper the head upright, be sure not to spill any of the brains.

Invite your girlfriend to do an early Halloween spookfest and blindfold her, take her to the room with her mother's body and turn off the lights. Have her place her hand in various spots to feel all the "fake" gore, and then suggest that before she gets to see what you used for the effects, that you have sex on top of the table with the body and head.

During the sex, grab the head and kiss her on the lips with it, when she comments what a bad kisser you are, undo her blinds and exclaim, "April Fools!".

Proceed to eat her mother right before her eyes.


Best april fools ever
 
Sheed
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Masta Gangsta
Redster's quitting football!
 
Redster
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Sheed
Apr 1 2010, 06:11 PM
Redster's quitting football!
ROFL! ^_^
 
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