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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 177; Fandumb | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 25 2015, 10:15 PM (59 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | May 25 2015, 10:15 PM Post #1 |
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Life's totally insane on Unnamed Island High tech labs and Pokemon, it's a high land With the Yaoi House and RM's Mansion, zounds! Pokemon Squad! Oo-oo Trainers and dinosaurs too, it's completely odd, oo-oo Snarking with RM or traveling with Ash, either way, it's a blast! What to do? Go hard with the Squad, oo-oo! Now and always, they're here to stay, Pokemon Squad, oo-oo! Be it inventions or Pokemon battles, Either way it doesn't matter, Messes to successes and successes to messes! Pokemon Squad! Oo-oo Trainers and dinosaurs too, it's completely odd, oo-oo What to do? Go hard with the Squad, oo-oo! |
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| RayquazaMaster | May 29 2015, 09:55 PM Post #2 |
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*A title card with silhouettes of Ash facepalming and a bouncing kid and the word "Fandumb" is shown.* "Finish them off with Thunderbolt!" Ash commanded Pikachu. "Pi... ka... CHU!" Pikachu launched a mighty bolt of lightning at Team Rocket, sending them flying. "WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" they shouted. "Alright, Pikachu, we did it!" Ash cheered, hugging Pikachu. "YEAH, ALRIGHT! AWESOME!" Ash turned to see a little kid wearing the same clothes as him and cheering. "Who are you?" he asked the child. "I'm Ash Jr.!" the kid laughed. "No, no, I remember who you are!" Ash muttered. "You're that kid from my fan club! Jim! No, wait, Jack! Jack?" "My name is Ash Jr.," the kid said sternly. "What are you doing here, Jack?" Ash asked. "Ash Jr.!" Jack corrected. "Where's your mommy? Or daddy?" Ash asked. "Or grandma? Or grandpa? Or uncle? Or aunt? Or, well, ANYONE who can take care of you?" "Mommy is across the street," Jack said. "I told her this would only take a minute." "Okay, well, what do you want?" Ash asked. "To be your sidekick!" Jack replied. "But Pokemon trainers don't have sidekicks," Ash said. "Then your traveling partner!" Jack laughed. "Like Brock! Or Misty! Or Tracey! Or May! Or Max! Or Dawn! Or-" "Yeah, yeah, I get the point," Ash sighed. "Sorry, no, I'm not accepting new traveling partners. Least of all six-year-olds." "Well, how old is Bonnie?" Jack asked smugly. "She doesn't count!" Ash retorted. "She's Clemont's sister!" "So what? I wanna spend time with you! You're my idol!" "I don't care, I'm not interested!" "PLEASE?!" Ash groaned. "Now I know how smart people feel around me..." he mumbled. TO BE CONTINUED |
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| RayquazaMaster | May 30 2015, 09:48 PM Post #3 |
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"Okay, Jack," Ash said. "I have to go now. It's dinner time soon and I'm hungry. As usual." "MY NAME IS ASH JR.!" Jack screamed. "What's all the yelling out here?" Delia asked, walking out the door. "Oh, hi sweetie! Who's your new friend?" "He's not my friend," Ash muttered. "He's a kid from my fan club, and he won't leave me alone." "I'm Ash Jr., and it's nice to meet you, Mrs. Ketchum!" Jack said to Delia. "Well isn't that nice!" Delia remarked. "Ash, let's invite your friend in to have dinner with everyone!" "Mommy, please, n-" Ash pleaded, but he was interrupted by Jack. "THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!" Jack screamed, running inside. Everyone sat at the table in the dining room but RM, who came in late. "I finally beat The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D!" he said as he walked in. "Also I got Starbucks." "Oo la la, a magnifique idea!" Serena beamed. "Why did I not go, how you say, as well? C'est stupide!" RM took a seat and slouched down. He bolted upright when his eyes reached Jack. "May I be excused for the rest of my life?" he asked Delia. "Of course not, RM!" Delia scolded. "We have a guest! "A guest who brings back repressed memories of when I was a kid," RM muttered in response. "I was basically just like that. Thank Carl Sagan I grew out of being an idiot." "RM! That is very rude!" Delia scolded again. "This is my house, I'm excusing myself," RM said, getting up. "Serena, you want to get more Starbucks with me?" "Ooh, oui!" Serena said, jumping up from her chair and running out with RM. "Au revoir!" she said to everyone at the table, waving. "Take me with you!" Ash begged, still sitting at the table. The next day, Ash woke to find Jack grinning at him. He bolted upright. "What the Distortion World are you doing in my bedroom?!" he demanded. "Ash Ketchum! Watch your language!" Delia called from the other room. "Your mommy talked with my mommy and they let me stay the night!" Jack laughed. "And your mommy said that I could go out with you today when you go training!" "But I don't want you to!" Ash protested. "Ash, be nice!" Delia scolded. "Fine, you can come," Ash groaned. "YAY!" Jack cheered. Ash and Jack went in the backyard to do some Pokemon training. "Alright, Pikachu, today we're trying a new double battle strategy with you and Hawlucha!" Ash said as Pikachu jumped down from his shoulder and he sent out Hawlucha. Just then, a net came down over Pikachu and sprung away with it into the bushes. "Pika pi!" Pikachu screamed. "Pikachu!" Ash screamed. "This is just like on the TV show!" Jack laughed Ash glared at him. "What?" Jack asked. Jessie, James, and Meowth came out of the bushes with Pikachu in their net. "Pikachu is finally ours!" Jessie laughed. "I just can't believe it was this easy!" James said. "Should we stay heah and gloat, oah make a quick getaway?" Meowth asked. "Probably a getaway," Jessie said. "Good idea," James agreed. The three began to run off. "This is a dream come true!" Jack giggled. "It's like I'm actually on the TV show! I wanna help get Pikachu back!" "Leave this to me," Ash said, beginning to run after them alongside Hawlucha. "No, I wanna help!" Jack shouted, throwing a PokeBall. "I borrowed this from my mommy! Let's get them, Slugma!" A Slugma materialized from the PokeBall right on Ash's foot. "OW!" Ash screamed, grabbing his foot, the shoe on which had melted. He glared at Jack. "Heh, sorry," Jack laughed nervously. Just then, a Rayquaza swooped down in front of Team Rocket, snagging the net containing Pikachu from them and tearing it open. "Pika pi!" Pikachu said, running to Ash. "Pikachu!" Ash laughed. The Rayquaza turned to Team Rocket and launched a Hyper Beam, sending them flying. "WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" the three of them screamed. RM hopped off of Rayquaza and approached Ash. "I knew that kid would be trouble," he said to Ash. "Sqirt, Ice Beam on Ash's foot please." "MUD!" Sqirt shouted, launching the freezing beam. "Better?" RM asked Ash. "Much," Ash replied. "Thanks, RM." Both of them turned to Jack, glaring. "I probably should get going," Jack laughed nervously, returning Slugma to its PokeBall and running off. THE END *Cue Looney Tunes style ending sequence with RM* (RM) Eh, whatever. |
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