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Pokemon Squad! Episode 176; Bush Has Not Found Nemo
Topic Started: May 22 2015, 06:33 PM (87 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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Just sit right back
And you'll hear a tale
A tale of some idiots
Who all live together in Unnamed Town
In a big pointless Mansion
The protag was a Pokemon Master
Not to mention a genius
The Mansion was filled to the brim
With too many characters for this
With too many characters for this

The Mansion was purchased for a massive sum
And the cast all moved right in
Despite RM's strict regulations
The folks let out the beasts within
The folks let out the beasts within

The Mansion sits upon High Street
Next door to the Yaoi House
With RM,
Ash Ketchum too,
Henry and June
And MM also,
Brock Harrison,
Misty and Professor Oak
Here in RM's Mansion

So this is the tale of our idiots
They're here for a long long time
They'll have to learn to get along although
They think the others are slime

RM and Ash Ketchum too
Want to be the very best
But Red wants the same as well
In their Unnamed Island nest

With high tech gadgets galore
Every single luxury
But right next door they face their fears
In the House of the Yaois

So join us frequently, readers
Even though it's pretty odd
From a Mansion full of lunatics
Called the Pokemon Squad!
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RayquazaMaster
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George W. Bush sat at the kitchen table in the Yaoi House doodling in crayon on it when he heard Rudy and Snap laughing. He walked into the living room to find the two of them on Rudy's laptop watching YouTube videos.
"Howdy, boys!" Bush greeted. "What're y'all watchin'?"
"Have you found Nemo yet?" Rudy laughed.
"Nemo?" Bush asked, more confused than usual.
Snap showed him the video they had been watching.

Bush gasped.
"Ah gotta fahnd Nemo!" he exclaimed.
"Dubya, chill, bucko," Snap chuckled. "It's just a joke, bucko."
"It's not like you're the chosen one or something!" Rudy laughed.
"That's easy fer ya ta say," Bush replied. "Rudy, y'all're lahk the Jesus Chrahst o' ChalkZone! Yer their god! Their lord 'n' savior!"
"He ain't wrong, bucko," Snap said to Rudy.
"Ah gotta fahnd Nemo," Bush declared, setting off, "or all must testifah and all must dah!"
TO BE CONTINUED
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RayquazaMaster
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Bush set out on an epic journey to find Nemo, ultimately arriving in Sydney. He bought some scuba gear and plunged into the sea.
"Ah gotta fahnd Nemo now!" he announced, diving down. "or all must testifah and all must dah!"
He swam down and gasped when he saw a clownfish emerging from a pipe.
"Golly!" he said. "Ah found Nemo!"
He began waving to Nemo.
"Howdy, Nemo!" he shouted.
"NEMO!" a voice shouted.
George Bush and Nemo both turned to see Marlin arriving alongside Dory.
"I cannot believe you, young fish!" Marlin shouted. "You ran away AGAIN!"
"But dad, I was kidnapped!" Nemo protested. "By P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!"
"I don't care if you were kidnapped by the Queen of England!" Marlin yelled. "You are GROUNDED!"
"I hate you," Nemo muttered.
The three swam away.
"Wait! Nemo!" George Bush shouted. "Come back! Unless Ah fahnd ya, all must testifah and all must dah!"
The three fish continued swimming.
"NO!" Bush screamed, swimming after them.
THE END

*Cue Looney Tunes style ending sequence with George W. Bush*
(Bush) Boy howdy!
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