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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 173; Brock Harrison vs. The World | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 6 2015, 10:55 PM (71 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | May 6 2015, 10:55 PM Post #1 |
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Du arg, bror?
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"Yo, RM," MM said as he looked out the living room window. "There's a mob of girls assembled outside the Mansion." "Really?" RM asked. "Have people finally grown aware of my beguiling charms?" "If by beguiling charms you mean the fact you will never have a girlfriend and this is something to rub in your face in person rather than long distance, then yes." "Oh." "Hey, Brock!" MM called out. "You'll like this, there's a whole bunch of girls outside!" "Heheheheh..." Brock laughed as he dashed down the stairs and into the room to look out the window. "Hehehehe- NO! OH SWEET ARCEUS, NO! NO!" He ran back up the stairs and slammed the door to his room. The whole series started with concept art for a game But the first several pitches Nintendo found quite lame. Then the pitch from Shigeru Made Nintendo find it cool Development, debugging, Mew, Then the next gen! (Here come the genwunners!) Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos also! And all together it is Pokemon! (YEAH!) |
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| RayquazaMaster | May 11 2015, 03:24 PM Post #2 |
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Du arg, bror?
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"So what brings you ladies here?" RM asked has he passed out mugs of tea, literally the only consumable item he could make without starting a fire. "And does it by any chance have something to do with Brock?" "How did you know?" Barbie asked with a big smile. "Well, when he saw you all outside, he screamed and ran up to his room," RM replied. "How despairing!" Junko Enoshima laughed. "...Right," RM said. "In any case, should I bring him down?" "YES," everyone shouted. "Daria, that's an unusual amount of emotion for you," RM said. "You'll understand why soon enough..." Daria mumbled. "Hey Brock," RM said, knocking on the former's door. "Go away!" Brock said. "I'm, uh, busy! With my special hobbies! Heheheh!" "Brock, I can tell a fake laugh of yours from a real one easily," RM said. "Anyway, the girls downstairs want you." "NO!" Brock screamed. "RM, you don't understand. I CAN'T FACE THEM." "Why?" RM asked. "Who exactly are they?" "My exes..." Brock whimpered. RM groaned. "You've been claiming you're forever alone and yet you have 23 exes," RM said. "Some of whom I got laid with." "You told me you were a virgin! And that you were worried you would die one!" "Things change, RM," Brock said. "I meet people, people meet me, the writers lose all sense of consistency once they think of comedic possibilities..." "Well, look at it this way," RM sighed, "you don't know what your exes want until you face them." "So when you tell me to face my fears it's totally logical," Brock said. "But when I tell you to, I'm a 'raving lunatic' and 'need to understand that bees are Satan's droppings'." "Just come with me," RM said. "For all you know, they're docile. You could be worrying about nothing." Brock opened his door and joined RM. "If I die," he said, "stay away from my funeral." The two of them arrived back down in the living room, Brock cringing as he walked into the room. "THERE HE IS!" Sailor Mars shouted. "GET HIM!" "I can't, I'm in an aquarium tank because I couldn't be part of your world," Ariel said. "Brock, good to see you again," Professor Ivy said. "This will be the last time we meet." Daria grit her teeth and balled her fists. "Easy, sweetie," Jane said, putting her arms around her. "I think everyone needs to take it easy," RM said. "So why are you all here?" "Um... why are we here?" Sailor Moon asked. "Yo, G, we here to get back at Brock!" Sailor Jupiter replied. Fifi le Fume prepared to spray Brock. "Whoa, awesome, I love the smell of skunk!" RM said. Then he had a sudden realization. He turned to Brock. "You slept with a skunk," he said. "And a mink!" Minerva Mink added. "You're a furry," RM spat. "RM, I was going through a phase!" Brock said. "I haven't slept with any non-human animals in years!" "You haven't slept with anyone in years," Daria said. "And we all know exactly why." "Wait, which of you was the most recent one to sleep with Brock?" RM asked. Daria raised her hand. "I may have an idea, in that case," RM said. "How about you all get back at Brock by telling the stories of your nights with him?" There was muttering of agreement. "You're telling everyone about your date with Brock!" Oprah Winfrey shouted, pointing at Jem. "YOU'RE telling everyone about your date with Brock!" she shouted, pointing at Miyuki Takara. "EVERYONE is telling everyone about their dates with Brock!" "You seriously dated Oprah Winfrey?" RM asked Brock. "I'd honestly rather not talk about it," Brock sighed. "I heard Oprah in here?!" Josh Peck shouted as he burst into the room. Everyone stared. He left. TO BE CONTINUED |
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| RayquazaMaster | May 11 2015, 03:44 PM Post #3 |
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Everyone began to tell their stories about their time with Brock. Brock simply sat groaning and fighting back tears as the Bratz girls told about their dates with Brock and how they left him when they realized that he was not just two-timing each of them, but four-timing each of them. Finally, it was Daria's turn. She burst out crying. "I CAN'T DO IT," she sobbed. Jane ran over to comfort her. "Hey, it'll be okay," she said. "It's in the past now. Let it out." "He was just... so bad," Daria choked. "I am not an underperformer!" Brock snapped. "LIAR," Daria hissed. There were murmurs of agreement among Brock's exes. "Oh, shut up!" Brock shouted. A little while later, everyone had left, relieved to have gotten their past off their chest, leaving RM and Brock alone. "That wasn't too bad, was it, Brock?" RM said. "And you wonder why you can't get a girlfriend," Brock muttered, walking off. THE END *Cue Looney Tunes style ending scene with Brock* (Brock) Heheheheh... That's all, folks! Heheh, hey, you know what 'folks' sounds like? Heheh... |
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