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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 168; So Totally High School! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 23 2015, 07:49 PM (77 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | Mar 23 2015, 07:49 PM Post #1 |
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(Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja) Whatever happened to my Pokemon journey The gyms, the road, the towns I'd see? How did I get to Unnamed Town? Someone tell me please! The whole multiverse is confusing me With June being mean as you've ever seen No fanbase for you Then a little voice inside you whispers, (Barney) "Do I love you? I do!" Everywhere you look, Everywhere you go There's a geek (Or a jerk) Best friend or arch enemy Everywhere you look, Everywhere you go There's a place- (RM) "Please, just for me." Everywhere you look When you're lost out there and all alone, We probably don't know that you're not home Everywhere you look Everywhere you look (Brock) "Heheheheheheh..." |
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| RayquazaMaster | Mar 24 2015, 07:57 PM Post #2 |
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"It's the first day of high school!" Ash said excitedly as he approached the front doors of Unnamed Academy. "I can't wait! High school is going to be the experience of a lifetime!" A huge mob consisting of seemingly every other student in the school rushed past Ash into the building, knocking him to the ground. *laugh track* "I thought Mommy said now that I was a high schooler it'd take a lot more for me to get grounded," Ash sighed as he pulled himself up. *laugh track* Just then, the bell rang. "Oh no!" Ash shouted. "I'm going to be late! On the first day!" He rushed inside, running to his homeroom, but then crashed into someone. Both of them fell to the ground. *laugh track* "Ow..." Ash muttered. He got up and offered his hand to the girl he knocked over. "I'm really sorry! Are you okay?" "Ah, oui, I am!" Serena said. "Unless..." Her eyes turned to her cup of Starbucks, and she gasped as she saw that it had spilled everywhere. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" she shouted. *laugh track* "I'm really sorry, but I have to get to homeroom now!" Ash said. "I'm Ash by the way!" "Oh, je m'appelle Serena!" Serena said, getting up. "I am the exchange student from, how you say, Kalos! I like Starbucks, clothes, Starbucks, Uggs, and Starbucks! Did I mention Starbucks?" *laugh track* The second bell rang. "Oh no!" Ash shouted. "Now I AM late!" He ran off. But around the corner... "Hmph..." Misty smirked. "One of the most popular girls in the entire high school and a lowly freshman? Fat chance! Fatter than that freshman in fact!" *laugh track* Ash arrived in his homeroom just as his teacher called his name for attendance. "Ash Ketchum?" Larry called. "I'm right here!" Ash panted as he ran into the room. "Mr. Ketchum. You're late," Larry scolded. "That's half an hour of detention after school." The rest of the class laughed. "But I couldn't help it!" Ash protested. "I fell! Twice!" "Seriously? Twice?" Max scoffed. "I'm the class geek and I only fell once on the way to class! And that was because the bullies trampled m-" Gary, Paul, and Misty glared at him. "I mean... I dropped my inhaler and tripped on it!" Max stammered. *laugh track* "Mr. Ketchum, I am your homeroom teacher, and what I say goes," Larry said. "Detention. Now please take your seat." "Take it where?" Ash asked. *laugh track* "That's an hour of detention now," Larry said. "I won't accept this kind of behavior in my classroom, Mr. Ketchum. Now sit down. Okay, now, back to attendance. Max?" Ash walked to his seat. As he sat down, Gary sneered at him. "Hey, Ashy-boy!" he laughed. "Remember me from middle school? Well, guess what happens to losers who are late on their first day of high school?" "They get dull gold stars with 'you tried' written on them in Comic Sans?" Ash asked. *laugh track* "Nope!" Gary laughed. "They get a royal beating! Or in your case, a royal Ash-kicking!" *laugh track* The bell rang for homeroom to end. "You'd better watch out, Ashy-boy!" Gary sneered. "Pathetic," Paul added. "And to think, he's interested in Serena," Misty scoffed. *crowd goes "Woo!"* Ash blushed and headed out for his next class. TO BE CONTINUED |
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| RayquazaMaster | Mar 27 2015, 09:57 PM Post #3 |
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"Okay, sit down everyone!" Barbie said as all the students entered the chemistry classroom. "I'm your chemistry teacher, Barbie! Today, we will be having a pretest experiment to test everyone's chemistry knowledge level!" "Do we really have to take this?" RM asked. "I mean, you already know me, Max, and Clemont's proficiency levels, which are of course as high as some of the less intelligent students will be on the fumes of their chemicals within five minutes." *laugh track* "Therefore," RM continued, "engaging in an examination would be redundant for us." "It wouldn't be fair for some students to be exempt, RM!" Barbie replied. "Apparently, the future is not now thanks to the education system," Clemont said. *laugh track* Ash ran into the room just as everyone had begun the experiment. "Sorry I'm late!" he said. "It's fine!" Barbie said. "I think Serena still needs a lab partner, so you can work with her!" *crowd goes "Woo!"* Ash blushed and approached Serena, who blushed as well. "Ah, bonjour!" she said. "We have, how you say, chemistry!" *laugh track* "Yes we do!" Ash gushed. "I mean-" *laugh track* Ash sighed. "Okay, so we just need to mix these chemicals?" he asked. "Oui, so I believe!" Serena replied. Ash picked up a beaker and began to very slowly pour it into the full vial of another chemical. As he did this, Misty smirked and ran up to Ash and pushed him, and the entire contents of the beaker dropped into the vial, exploding. *laugh track* Ash was frozen in place, not sure how to react, singed by the explosion. Serena covered her mouth in a gasp. "Ash!" she exclaimed. "You are covered in, how you say, ash!" *laugh track* Ash turned around to face Misty. "What was that for?" he demanded. "I can't let someone as lowly as you hook up with one of the most popular girls in the entire high school!" Misty replied. "Ah, but I like him!" Serena said. *crowd gasps* "You- you do?" Ash gaped. "Oui! I think you are very, how you say, cute!" Serena said. "And quite, how you say, sweet!" "I... I like you too!" Ash replied. RM, Clemont, and Max looked on in astonishment. "Why does this never happen to us?" Max asked. "Beats me," RM replied. "Especially seeing as I'm as gorgeous, accomplished, and lovable as I am." *laugh track* "Hey, maybe we should try making a move on someone," Clemont suggested. RM turned to May, who sat behind him, and grinned and winked. "God dag på dig," he said seductively. May hit him with her chemistry book. *laugh track* RM turned to Max and Clemont. "I don't get it," he said. Max leapt on RM. "THAT'S MY SISTER, YOU NUMBSKULL!" he shouted. *laugh track* THE END (Ash) Our next adventure... is this one! RM leaves for Kalos after being invited to a gathering of great scientist Pokemon trainers! But while he's away, Barney finds an emotion controller in his lab and begins using it to erase all emotions but happiness from everyone in Kanto! Will everyone return to normal? Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 169: Because We're Happy! |
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