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Pokemon Squad! Episode 166; Bye-Bye Barneymobile
Topic Started: Mar 21 2015, 09:12 PM (60 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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(Brock) Are you ready, trainers?
(Kids) Aye-aye, Brock!
(Brock) I can't see you!
(Kids) AYE-AYE, BROCK!
(Brock) Oooooooooh,
Who lives in a mansion in Unnamed Town?
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) There's a yellow creature who's wearing a frown!
(Kids) POKEMON SQAUD!
(Brock) If Pokemon nonsense is something you need
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) Uh... I like it when Pokemon breed! Heheh.
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) Ready?
(All) Pokemon Squad! Pokemon Squad! Pokemon Squad!
(Brock) Pokemon Squad! Heheheheheh...
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"Huhuhuhuh, I just lovely-love-love-love-a-roo going to the play area at McDonald's!" Barney laughed as he drove home in the his purple Hummer affectionately named the Barneymobile. "I always have so much funnly-fun-fun-fun-a-roo! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh- Hey, what's that in the middle of the road?"
He drove right into the dynamite. It exploded.


"Hola, you've reached the Yaoi House!" Dora said as she answered the phone. "Ah, ¡hola Barney! Why are you covered in soot and badly burnt and injured?"
"Hidely-ho, Dora," Barney muttered, still smiling despite his obvious pain. "Look, the Barneymobile was blown up and I need a ride home. Can you gively-give-give-give-a-roo me a liftly-lift-lift-lift-a-roo with your taco truck?"
"¡No!" Dora snapped. "You're not Mexican and only Mexicans are allowed in the taco truck!"
"Hey, bucko, I can give ya a ride!" Snap said as he walked up to the phone. "I just bought a cah da uddah day!"
"I still can't believe you were able to get a car!" Rudy said. "I mean, you're eight!"
"Yeah, bucko, but I've been eight since 2003!" Snap replied. "Plus I'm from Chalk Compton!"
Rudy glared at him.
"I mean ChalkZone!" Snap corrected. "Anyways, ta da ChalkMobile, bucko!"


Rudy and Snap got into Snap's new white sedan.
"How are you seeing over the dashboard?" Rudy asked Snap.
"Don't question me, bucko," Snap retorted.
"Hey, isn't that-" Rudy started, pointing in front of the card.
CRASH.
Rudy and Snap stared in front of the van, their jaws dropped.
"Oh my chalk," Snap gasped. "I RAN OVAH IDINA MENZEL!"


Rudy and Snap arrived at the auto repair shop with Snap practically in tears.
"Dis is da woist day evah, bucko," he sobbed.
"What, because you ran over Idina Menzel?" Rudy asked.
"No," Snap replied, "'cause it's a little humid and I'm made o' chalk, so da watah in da aiah- YES 'CAUSE I RAN OVAH IDINA MENZEL!"
"Snap, it's no big deal," Rudy said, trying to comfort him. "I mean, Idina Menzel was unharmed, and she said herself it was no big deal. I mean, she even said we could call her Idina and she invited us over for the weekend! If anything you should be glad we ran over Idina Menzel!"
"Bucko, I still don't know if I can live wit myself!" Snap groaned.
Barney ran over to their car.
"Hidely-ho, Rudy and Snap!" he laughed. "Thankies for the ride! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!"
"Yeah, no problem, Snap just really wanted to try out his new set of wheels!" Rudy replied.
Snap burst into tears.
"Snap, Idina is FINE!" Rudy said. "Don't worry about it!" He turned to Barney. "So, uh, how's the Barneymobile?"
Barney started to cry, still smiling.
"Larry said the Barneymobile may be impossible to fixly-fix-fix-fix-a-roo!" he cried. "I mightly-might-might-might-a-roo need to say bye-bye to it! And then I'll just have the white van!"
"Oh no, what a travesty," Rudy muttered.
"I knowly-know-know-know-a-roo!" Barney said.
"Barney, if this is as important to you as it seems, I know exactly who you can call," Rudy said.
"Who?"



The phone in RM's lab rang.
"Clemont, would you get that?" RM asked.
"I'm kind of busy with rewiring the time machine," Clemont replied.
"Max?"
"RM, you're only playing Pokemon Alpha Sapphire," Max replied. "And anyway, I'm busy organizing the genetic material of extinct organisms."
RM groaned.
"Bonnie?" he asked.
"I'm only here because I want to watch my big brother's inventions explode!" Bonnie replied. "I didn't sign up for any work!"
RM sighed.
"I'll get it then."
He walked over to the phone, and when he answered it, Barney appeared on the screen.
"What the ACTUAL Muk do you want, Barney?!" RM demanded.
"Hidely-ho, RM!" Barney laughed. "The Barneymobile blew upply-up-up-up-a-roo! Can you fix it?"
"No, I can't," RM replied. "Goodbye, Barney."
"Waitly-wait-wait-wait-a-roo!" Barney shouted. "I can pay you!"
"How much are we talking?" RM asked.


Later, RM arrived at the auto repair shop and Barney handed him $500,000 in cash.
"Thank you, Barney!" RM said cheerily.
"Bucko, why did ya have dat much money on hand?" Snap asked Barney.
"I workly-work-work-work-a-rooed on a children's show for many many years!" Barney laughed.
"Then why did you never upgrade BARney's to an actual building?" Rudy asked.
"Lazy writing," Barney replied.
"Ah."
Rudy and Snap glared at RM.
"What?" RM asked. "Anyway, I'll get right to work on the Barneymobile."


The sun was beginning to set. Barney stepped into the garage.
"Hidely-ho, RM!" he laughed. "Is my car ready?"
"Why yes, Barney, it actually is!" RM replied.
"It lookly-look-look-look-a-roos perfect!" Barney laughed as he got into the car.
He began to drive off. As he rounded the corner, there was a loud explosion. Barney walked back into the garage, again badly injured and covered in soot but still smiling.
"Um... Can you fix it againly-gain-gain-gain-a-roo?" Barney asked.
"Sorry Barney, it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance," RM said smugly. "Maybe you should try to avoid driving over dynamite."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Barney shouted, still smiling. "ELMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Meanwhile, at Elmo's Tavern...
"Elmo senses a disturbance in the force," Elmo muttered.


"(Nick jingle)it!" Doug shouted, kicking a can down the road. "Twice in a single day I JUST miss killing that (Nick jingle) dinosaur! Well, I'll have my revenge on him one day... ONE DAY!"
THE END


(Ash) Our next adventure... is this one!
Darkrai pays a visit to the skies above Unnamed Town and settles above High Street! So all of us experience our worst nightmares! Will we all escape with the little sanity we have? Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 167: A Nightmare On High Street!
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