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Pokemon Squad! Episode 163; Barney Goes to the Unemployment Line
Topic Started: Mar 11 2015, 03:35 PM (128 Views)
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*The music from this video starts playing:

We see a bird's eye view of Unnamed Town. The camera zooms out to reveal two more panels next to that panel: a shot of Elmo's Tavern's door opening below it and a shot of RM's Mansion to the right of it. The camera keeps moving right and we see two more panels: one of the Yaoi House (which changes first to the door of RM's lab and then to the Capitol building) and one of Barney's white van driving down the street. The camera moves to the left to show the meeting room in RM's Mansion, and the words "Pokemon Squad" appear. The camera zooms out to show bordering that panel panels showing scenes of the Unnamed Town Stadium, Unnamed Bay, and Unnamed Forest. The camera moves to the upper left as that panel turns into a scene of the Yaoi House and RM's Mansion playing baseball. The camera zooms out to show a panel with RM grinning smugly and a panel with "RayquazaMaster" in it. The lower righthand panel turns into a shot of the inside of his lab and the camera zooms in on it and then back out to show panels bordering it that show Ash and "Ash Ketchum." The lower lefthand panel changes to a Pokemon battle in Unnamed Stadium. The camera zooms back in and out on that panel, now showing panels bordering it showing Brock and "Brock Harrison." The upper righthand panel changes to a shot of Rayquaza flying through the sky. The two panels on the righthand side change into a single panel of the time machine in RM's lab, which the camera zooms in on, and the camera moves to the left to show a panel with a shot of BARney's, a panel showing Misty, and a panel with "Misty" in it. The upper righthand panel changes to a PokeBall being thrown, and the camera zooms in and out on it as it changes to Sqirt and Pikachu laughing maniacally to reveal a panel showing PlatinumMage and a panel with "PlatinumMage" in it. The two panels on the lefthand side change to a single panel showing kids playing outside the Whomp Street School. The camera zooms in and out on this panel to reveal a panel showing RM's Friend and a panel with "RM's Friend" in it. The lower lefthand panel changes to RM's fossil collection as the camera zooms in and out on it to reveal a panel showing Professor Oak and a panel with "Professor Oak" in it. The upper lefthand panel changes to show a bunch of people waving Unnamed Island flags, and the camera moves to the right to show a satellite image of Unnamed Island, which changes to everyone in RM's Mansion laughing and watching TV as a panel with a bench in Unnamed Park and a panel with "Created by RayquazaMaster and Sailor Pikachu" are revealed.*
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*A title card with Barney standing in a line at an unemployment office and the words "Barney Goes To The Unemployment Line" is shown*

"I can't believe you're really leaving, PlatinumMage, and you too Onii-sama," RM sighed, "but I guess there comes a time for all of us when we just need to return to our journeys. Some time off is fine and dandy, but too much can just make you lose touch."
"Yep, pretty much," PlatinumMage replied. "That and nobody here ever seems to listen to me in spite of the fact that I am second in command around here..."
"And I just got tired of being here..." RM's Friend added. "Muahahaha..."
"Well, it's been a lot of fun having you here with us," RM said. "And Onii-sama, I'll contact you when I'm ready to continue with my journey! So we can travel together again!"
"No," RM's Friend said. "Muahaha..."
Suddenly they heard a motorcycle outside on the street.
"RM, what's going on outside?" Ash called.
RM, RM's Friend, and PlatinumMage walked to the front window where everyone else in the Mansion already was. Out on the street someone in a Kamen Rider outfit was riding on a Kamen Rider style motorcycle. He parked the bike in front of the Mansion, stepped off of it, and began to walk towards the front door. He took off his helmet to reveal a mass of curly hair and a pair of glasses.
"What's going on RM?" PlatinumMage asked.
"This fanfic now is featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series," RM replied flatly.
The doorbell rang and RM ran to open it.
"Ayyy lmao!" he greeted.
"Ayyy lmao!" the Kamen Rider-esque guy replied.
They hugged.
"Oh, yeah, guys," RM said, turning to everyone else, "introduction time. This is my friend Dante, which is why I made that overused joke."
"You can call me MiloticMaster, or MM," he added.
"He's going to be replacing PlatinumMage as the co-author, and also he'll be a new character!" RM announced.
"Wow," PlatinumMage said. "You seriously got a new guy before I even left. Smooth. No, seriously, REAL smooth."
"Anyway, MM, if you want, you can come along this evening to the farewell party for Onii-sama and PlatinumMage!" RM said.
"Sure!" MM replied.
"Um, shouldn't you ask us first?" PlatinumMage asked. "I mean, I'm fine with it, but..."
"And I am too, but still, you ought to ask..." RM's Friend said. "Muahahahaha..."
"No need anymore, since you both just approved," RM said.


Meanwhile, Barney sighed as he entered the studio for his show, a smile still on his face.
"Prison was such a badly-bad-bad-bad-a-roo experience this time!" he said. "But at least I have my job to make me happy! Huhuhuhuhuhuh! I still have the kiddly-kid-kid-kid-a-roos to be with!"
"No you don't," Larry said as he mopped the stage.
"Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo do you meanly-mean-mean-mean-a-roo?!" Barney gasped, still smiling.
"The network executives decided you had gotten arrested one too many times for there to still be a children's show revolving around you," Larry replied. "In fact, I've got one of them on the line right now; he was explaining the situation to me since I'm in charge of cleaning up here."
He handed Barney his cell phone and Barney saw on the screen Arthur Read sitting at his desk at the PBS offices.
"Mr. Read, why diddly-did-did-did-a-roo you cancel my show?!" Barney sobbed, still smiling.
"Look, Barney, you've just been arrested on too many charges too many times," Arthur replied. "I mean, you've been arrested for drunken driving, child abduction, child molestation, drug possession, smoking in non-smoking zones, kidnapping adults, do I even need to go on? You're worse than me! And I punched my sister when she suggested that she might become network executive before me! And when she broke my model airplane! And when she tried to steal the starring role on my show! And when- okay, maybe I'm still pretty bad. But still, you're worse! And the worst part is you've been arrested on child abduction and child molestation charges! You're supposed to be a children's show host! You're fired, and your show is canceled!"
The call ended.
Barney began to cry, still sobbing.
"Also, you're trespassing," Larry said, showing Barney his police badge, "and if you don't get out of here within five minutes you're under arrest. Again."


Elmo stood behind the bar of Elmo's Tavern serving drinks to the patrons when he saw a sickening sight in the doorway.
"BARNEY?!" Elmo shouted in disgust. "What in Jim Hensen's name is Barney doing here?! Elmo banned Barney for life!"
"Elmo, pleasely-please-please-please-a-roo, just let me in this once," Barney choked. "I justly-just-just-just-a-roo lostly-lost-lost-lost-a-roo my jobly-job-job-job-a-roo. Barney and Friends is... donely-done-done-done-a-roo. It got canceled and I got fired..." He broke into tears, still smiling.
"Elmo's honestly not surprised," Elmo replied flatly. "Let Elmo guess, child molestation and abduction charges?"
"How did you know?" Barney asked.
"Elmo has a brain, unlike Barney," Elmo replied. "Well, actually, that's not entirely true, Elmo doesn't actually have a brain, but Elmo's puppeteer does! Anyway, it's obvious to anyone who knows Barney! But Elmo guesses he'll take pity on Barney just this once. Come on in. But if Barney lays a finger on any of the underage patrons then Barney is going where the rest of the dinosaurs went."
"I'm notly-not-not-not-a-roo going anywhere anymore," Barney sighed as he sat down at the bar. "Not the zoo, not the park, not the dentist, not anywhere! Except maybe the unemployment line... But 'Barney Goes To The Unemployment Line' doesn't soundly-sound-sound-sound-a-roo like a good bookly-book-book-book-a-roo!"
There was the sound of glass breaking and chairs moving. Barney turned and saw RM getting onto a table on the other side of the tavern, around which sat Sailor Pikachu, PlatinumMage, RM's Friend, and someone Barney didn't recognize wearing a Kamen Rider suit, all of whom stood up as well.
"We got one!" RM shouted. "We got a title drop!"
Everyone around the table cheered.
"Who's the Power Ranger?" Barney asked.
MM groaned.
"Kamen Rider," he corrected. "It's one thing when RM does it just to get on my nerves. It's another thing when people genuinely can't tell the difference."
"So what does Barney want to drink?" Elmo asked.
"Literally everything you've gotly-got-got-got-a-roo! Huhuhuhuhuh!" Barney replied.
Elmo groaned.


The next morning, Barney woke up and groaned.
"Wherely-where-where-where-a-roo am I?" he mumbled.
"This is one of the many reasons why Elmo banned Barney from Elmo's Tavern," Elmo said as he struggled to push Barney out the door.
THE END

(Ash) Our next adventure... is this one!
Somehow, we get hooked into a business making PSAs! But when June and I make an anti-smoking PSA, I accidentally take a real puff on June's cigarette and get addicted! Will the rest of the Pokemon Squad get me to stop smoking before I start choking? Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 164: Cigarette Ash!
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