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Pokemon Squad! Episode 162; Save the Children
Topic Started: Mar 1 2015, 12:12 AM (126 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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RM and Sailor Pikachu had an idea that was odd
And that's what started the Pokemon Squad
On Unnamed Island the best and worst
And they arrived in a sudden burst
They live in a Mansion with their Pokemon
And their adventures go on and on!

Pokemon Squad, Pokemon Squad
It's almost time for Pokemon Squad
Come with me- don't touch my hand!
Let's all go to Unnamed Island

There's Ash, the famed trainer
Not particularly smart
There's Brock
So perverted, but he has a good heart
There's Barney and all his tales of "fun"
Which are listened to by no one!

Pokemon Squad, Pokemon Squad
It's almost time for Pokemon Squad
Come with me- don't touch my hand!
Let's all go to Unnamed Island
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"Brock, you need to see this," RM said, ushering Brock into his room. He sat at his desk on his computer on YouTube.
"Why, what is it?" Brock asked.
"It's the Barney theme song," RM replied.
Brock began to walk away.
"No, no, Brock, it's the Barney theme song backwards!" RM said.
"Why would I care about that?" Brock asked.
"Because it's a cry for help from the Barney kids. Listen."
RM clicked on the video.

Brock's jaw dropped.
"We have to do something to save the children," he said.
"I'm already putting together a plan," RM said. "Gather everyone and tell them to all meet in the meeting room in ten minutes. I just need to print copies of the plan for everyone."
TO BE CONTINUED
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After the meeting, RM had formed a team of himself, Ash, Henry, June, Brock, Misty, and Iris. Delia dropped them all off at the studio where Barney and Friends was being filmed.
"You kids have fun!" she said as they got out of the car. "I'll just sit here and listen to my tunes!" She turned on the radio and death metal began playing.
"Okay, remember the plan everyone?" RM asked.
"Yeah, but there's one thing I still don't get," Brock replied.
"What's that, Brock?"
"Why are you disguised as my wife?!"
"I want to know why I'm supposed to be your son," Henry said.
"And why the (Nick jingle) am I your god(Nick jingle) daughter?!" June demanded.
"I'd like to know why I'm your daughter too," Misty added.
"And why am I only involved because I can store things in my hair?!" Iris asked.
Everyone looked to Ash.
"What?" Ash asked. "I'm okay with being RM and Brock's son!"
"Okay, so to review," RM said, "I'm a young mother and Brock is my husband. Ash is our baby son, June and Henry are our twin toddlers, and Misty is our teenage daughter who doesn't want anything to do with this. Iris will just hold everything we need to save the children in her hair. Anyway, Henry and June are going to audition to be Barney kids in the new season."
"(Nick jingle) NO!" June said.
"June, calm down, you're not ACTUALLY going to become a Barney kid," RM said. "Anyway, while Henry and June are with Barney, Brock and I stay and watch while taking care of our baby Ash. Who I'm still not sure how we fit into the stroller and bonnet."
"It hurts to breathe," Ash said.
"While this happens, Misty, posing as our teenage daughter," RM continued, "will wander off, feigning boredom-"
"I won't need to feign it," Misty replied.
"-And find where the other children are being held and free them, joined by Iris, who will be scouting the place to begin with and will text Misty the location."
"Wait, so how do June and I get away from the audition?" Henry asked.
"I did not think of that part," RM said.
"So we just get (Nick jingle)ing trapped with that (Nick jingle) Barney?!" June asked. "Are you completely (Nick jingle)ing insane?!"
"Most likely, yes," Brock said.
"Okay, look, we'll think of something on the spot," RM replied.
"Think of something NOW," June demanded, smashing her beer bottle on the pavement and holding it to RM's throat.
"Okay, how about this," RM said. "Misty brings the freed children to the set. Either Brock or myself goes off to call the police to have them come, and then they burst in and arrest Barney."
"There, that wasn't so (Nick jingle)ing hard now was it?" June asked with a smile. She tossed her beer bottle into the street. "Let's do this (Nick jingle)."


They entered the studio to see Barney on a stage surrounded by cameras.
"Hidely-ho!" he said, approaching them. "You all seemly-seem-seem-seem-a-roo awfully familiar! Do I know you?"
"I don't think so!" RM giggled, twirling his hair. "My name is Kristina Svenson! And this is my husband Lars Svenson!"
Brock groaned.
"And these are our children," RM continued. "Our one-year-old Axel," he said, gesturing at Ash, who was preoccupied with a pacifier, "our four-year-old twins Lucia and Asce," he said, gesturing at Henry and June, "and our thirteen-year-old Astrid!" he finished, gesturing at Misty.
"Well, hidely-ho, kiddly-kid-kid-kid-a-roos!" Barney laughed. "So which of you is going to be auditioning to be on my showly-show-show-show-a-roo? Huhuhuhuh!"
"That'd be Lucia and Asce!" RM replied.
"Is there any particular reason why you broughtly-brought-brought-brought-a-roo the whole family then?" Barney asked.
"Well, Axel here just loves your show!" RM replied.
Ash began to clap and laugh.
"And as for Astrid, we just don't trust her to be home alone!" RM laughed.
"But your husband doesn't seemly-seem-seem-seem-a-roo to want to be here either!" Barney said. "I mean, his eyes aren't even open!"
"Of course he wants to be here, don't be silly!" RM laughed, hugging Brock, who flinched. "Right Lars?"
"Get off me..." Brock muttered.
"Something's offly-off-off-off-a-roo..." Barney muttered. "But okely-dokely-doo! Let's get started on Lucia and Asce's auditions!"
"Oh, (Nick jingle) me," June muttered.
Barney stared at her, still smiling but clearly shocked.
"Lucia!" RM scolded. "That is not very nice to say! Do I need to take you home to your room?!"
"Please (Nick jingle)ing do!" June snapped. "You're not even my real mother! And I don't want any god(Nick jingle) part in this harebrained as (Nick jingle) scheme!"
RM covered her mouth.
"I am SO sorry about Lucia's behavior," he said. "If you want, I can take her home and just have Asce audition alone."
"I'm not doing this without her," Henry said.
"Your sister was misbehaving horribly, sweetie!" RM said.
"Don't call me sweetie!" Henry said.
"Don't take that tone with me, young man!"
"Okay..."
"Terrible twos, am I right?" RM said to Barney.
"I thoughtly-thought-thought-thought-a-roo you said they were four?" Barney asked.
"They never got past the terrible two phase," RM replied.
"Okely-dokely-doo then!" Barney laughed. "Let's begin their audition! Huhuhuhuhuhuh!"
He led the two of them onto the stage. RM and Brock wheeled Ash's stroller over to the chairs and sat down.
"I'm bored," Ash said. "And hungry. And really uncomfortable in this thing!"
Barney looked over to RM, Brock, and Ash.
"Did that baby just talkly-talk-talk-talk-a-roo?" he asked.
"Of course not!" RM replied, pulling a bag of gummy bears out of his purse and dumping its contents into Ash's mouth.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Misty's phone buzzed. She looked up from it and nodded at RM and Brock who nodded back. Then she walked off, texting Iris back.
Meanwhile, on the stage, Barney tried to direct Henry and June, but to no avail.
"No, no, NO!" he said. "You have to act happy! Huhuhuhuhuh!"
"(Nick jingle) no," June said. "I don't (Nick jingle)ing DO happy. Least of all with god(Nick jingle) pedophile purple dinosaurs."
"That is not very nice, little girl!" Barney scolded. "You shouldn't be using wordly-word-word-word-a-roos like that! Also, pedophile is a pretty big word for a four-year-old! Huhuhuhuhuh!"
"Well it's (Nick jingle)ing true!" June snapped.
"She's right," a voice said.
Barney, Henry, and June turned and saw Misty and Iris entering the room with a group of about ten small children. Police sirens outside grew louder.
"This is the police, G!" Sailor Jupiter shouted into a megaphone. "Come out with your hands up, yo!"
"You have been fooled, Barney!" RM shouted. "I'm not really Kristina Svenson, and this isn't really my family! It's me, RM!"
"And I'm really Brock!" Brock announced, taking off his fake mustache and combover wig.
"I'm really Ash!" Ash said as he tried to stand up but fell over, still stuck in the stroller.
"I'm really Misty!" Misty said as she took off her sunglasses.
"I'm really (Nick jingle)ing June!" June shouted, punching Barney in the face and undoing her overalls.
"I'm really Henry!" Henry said as he took off his helicopter hat.
"Shut the (Nick jingle) up, Henry," June said.
"Okay," Henry muttered.
"And I just tagged along because I had supplies to break the children out of their cage," Iris said. "Because RM is such a kid."
The police burst in and handcuffed Barney.
"You're going to jail for a long time!" Sailor Moon said to him. "Again..."


The police loaded Barney into the back of the car.
"The children are FREE!" Sailor Jupiter said. Everyone stared at her. "What, yo?"
"I never thought I'd see the day when RM did something for children," Brock said.
"Well, what have children ever done for me?" RM mumbled.
"Can you guys help me out of the stroller now?" Ash asked. "I have to pee."
THE END


(Ash) Our next adventure... is this one!
Barney's show finally gets cancelled, and he no longer has a job or anything to do with his life! Can he be helped? Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 163: Barney Goes to the Unemployment Line!
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