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Pokemon Squad! Episode 161; A Pain in the Assassination
Topic Started: Feb 23 2015, 05:51 PM (109 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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Hey now
Hey wow
Here's how
Come battle!
With Pokemon Squad

Come on
Come in
Battle begin!
Victory awaits
With Pokemon Squad

Between the halves of a PokeBall
It's time to win it all, with Pokemon Squad!

Amid the powers
Avoid the Yaois
Open the ball
Come one, come all

Come with Pokemon Squad
Begin with Pokemon Squad
Win with Pokemon Squad
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"Guys, come in here quick!" RM shouted. He sat in the living room watching the evening news.
Everyone else in the Mansion began to pile into the room. He soon was mobbed.
"I seriously need to remember in the future what a bad idea it is to get everyone in the Mansion into the average sized room..." he muttered.
"I can't feel my legs," Ash said.
"What's happening, RM?" PlatinumMage asked. "Is it something on the news?"
"Yeah!" RM replied. "You're not going to believe this, but... you know Fred Figglehorn, mayor of Unnamed City? He's been assassinated!"
There was much rejoicing, except for from Ash and Delia.
"I loved him! He was hilarious!" Ash sobbed.
"You people aren't being very nice!" Delia scolded. "You're cheering for somebody's death!"
"He's going to the Dead Joke Cemetery, Delia," RM said. "I doubt he's going to be missed."
"He was a horribly inept politician, and on top of that he made off with the budget to make straight to TV movies starring himself," PlatinumMage said. "It's best to stay informed about things like government corruption, even if it's just in the city nearest yours rather than your city."
"Is there any news on his replacement?" Brock asked.
"Yeah, it'd be awful for the city to fall from the hands of a mayor who makes off with public money to make horrible movies into those of a mayor who, say, advocates genocide," PlatinumMage said.
"Well, there's only one contender so far, and you're not going to like it," RM said glumly.
"Who is it?" May asked.
"Here's a hint: his head has its own timezone."
Everyone groaned except Ash.
"I don't get it," Ash said. "What's a timezone?"
TO BE CONTINUED
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After a number of speeches, Jimmy Neutron had found himself dead last in the polls. But he wasn't deterred. The day before Election Day, he held his final speech. Everyone in the Mansion attended just to see just how bad it would be.
"So what's your bet, RM?" Brock asked.
"$20 on him starting World War Three," RM replied. "You?"
"I'm putting $20 on him proposing a new economic plan that would cause a new Great Depression," Brock replied. "But I've also made a bet with PlatinumMage about him proposing some new form of oppression on some group. PlatinumMage doesn't think he's going to do it, but I do. $50 have been put on the line."
"Ah, I wish I had made that bet with PlatinumMage," RM said. "I'd definitely bet he would."
"People of Unnamed City!" Jimmy said, beginning his speech. "We're nearly at the end of the campaign trail! And it seems I am dead last in the polls! But this doesn't matter, because I know exactly how to fix that, and how to end the liberalism that's causing the entire island to stagnate!"
"If anything the island isn't liberal enough," RM muttered.
"I'm bringing an end to the excessive acceptance of gays in this town!"
The audience gasped.
"All gays in relationships will be required," continued Jimmy, "to end their relationships and find partners of the opposite gender!"
"Stop!"
Everyone turned to the left side of the stage and saw someone who looked like Jimmy approaching.
"Who are you?!" Jimmy demanded.
"why helo it is i, jimbles notronbo," Jimbles Notronbo replied. He turned to the audience. "jimbles doing a think. jimbles have a think that people of same gender can do the relate ship just like people of differ gender. not unnatural. it being love same of as. egg?"
The crowd cheered. Jimmy fumed.
"You know, Jimmy, I've never understood why you claim to hate gays so much," Carl, Jimmy's campaign advisor, said.
"Eat (Nick jingle), Carl!" Jimmy snapped.
"No, no, he's right!" Sheen, Jimmy's other campaign advisor, put in. "Especially with your obsession closet! The one Helga Pataki says you need psychological help because of!"
"I have no idea what you're referring to, Sheen!" Jimmy said. "There's a reason I sent you to another planet to get rid of you! Even if I had sent you back where you came from I wouldn't be far enough away from you!"
"Jimmy, you're such a racist!" Sheen snapped.
"I am not!" Jimmy protested. "I have a black friend!"
"Yeah, well, you and Libby hardly interact," Carl replied.
"Didn't I just tell you to eat (Nick jingle)?!"
"Jimmy, you're just full of prejudice," Carl said. "I ain't having that! You need to learn to accept people for who they are! And you also need professional help to get over your little obsession. Especially since it's causing you to overcompensate with homophobia! Plus it's to the point where it's kind of creepy..."
"That's funny coming from a guy who has a crush on my mother!" Jimmy replied.
"Obsession?" RM asked.
"Yeah!" Sheen said. "Jimmy has a closet filled with pictures of this guy with a hilarious name!"
"Sheen, you wouldn't dare," Jimmy said. "If you so much as hint at this, I'm finding a way to deport you!"
"I'm going to hint at it!" Sheen said. "The guy looks like Timmy Turner and has a last name that means 'dat (Nick jingle)'!"
"Wait, then that means..." RM muttered. His eyes lit up as he snatched the microphone from Jimmy. "Jimmy Neutron has a crush on Rudy Tabootie!"
The audience erupted into laughter.


Jimmy approached Rudy two days later after losing the election.
"Um... hey," he said.
"Oh, what do you want?" Rudy asked.
"I need you in my life!" Jimmy sobbed. "I can't live without you!"
"Look," Rudy said. "You covered up your feelings for me with homophobia. That's not okay, and I don't want a boyfriend who does anything like that. And besides, I already have a boyfriend."
"Hey, bucko, ya ready to go on Jimbles Notronbo's celebratory victory parade?!" Snap asked Rudy excitedly.
"Boy am I!" Rudy replied. He turned to Jimmy, glared at him, and then walked off with Snap.


Jimmy returned home that night and immediately walked into his closet. The walls were plastered with hearts and pictures of Rudy, with candles burning on either side of a Rudy doll.
"Someday I will have you, my sweet," Jimmy said, hugging the doll.
"I ain't having that!" Carl interjected.
Jimmy spun around.
"EAT (Nick jingle), CARL!"
THE END


(Ash) Our next adventure... is this one!
RM is watching YouTube videos when he discovers a hidden call for help in the Barney theme song! Will we be able to save the Barney kids? Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 162: Save the Children!
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