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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 159; Genderbend It Like The Pokemon Squad | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 21 2015, 04:27 PM (122 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | Feb 21 2015, 04:27 PM Post #1 |
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Du arg, bror?
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*The music from this video starts playing: We see a pool of water from above as a huge splash rushes at the camera. The angle changes to the side of the waterspout. We then see a young Brock staring up at it in awe, followed by a young Red staring up at it in awe, followed by a young Ash gazing intently at the camera with Brock and Red in the background. We then see a young Gary, also standing underwater, staring intently at the camera. We then see the two facing each other in the water on the bottom of the screen and on a battlefield on the top of the screen. We see a sound wave ripping, followed by a rushing surge of water as the camera goes through the water, eventually reaching a water-drenched set of words. There's a flash and the words are shown to be "Pokemon Squad!", and the camera gets closer with a few more flashes, then rushes into the watery vortex again. The scene changes to Brock standing on a beach. A blue-tinged image of him being rejected by a girl appears on the screen, followed by a yellow-tinged one of him cooking. An image of him ready for a Pokemon battle on an orange background appears and fills the screen. We then see Red looking out on Mt. Silver. A yellow-tinged image of him and RM intently staring at each other in battle appears on the screen, followed by a red-tinged one of him petting his Charizard. An image of him ready for a Pokemon battle on a red background appears and fills the screen. Next we see RM standing in his lab. A green-tinged image of him lecturing Ash appears on the screen, followed by a red-tinged one of him focusing on his 3DS. An image of him ready for a Pokemon battle on a pink background appears and fills the screen. We then see a young Ash on a battlefield and as the camera spirals around towards him he becomes Ash at his current age. The camera zooms in to Ash's eye and we see a blurred image of him and Gary together as kids. We then see a yellow-tinged image of Ash against a brown-tinged image of Gary on a yellow background. After a few flashes, it switches to a brown-tinged image of Gary against a yellow-tinged image of Ash on a brown background. We then quickly see a headshot of Gary glaring to the left followed by one of Ash glaring to the right. We then see PlatinumMage standing alone on a stage, and an image of him playing trombone flashes before returning to the image of him on the stage. We see Team Rocket running after Pikachu at sunset, followed by Max in the time machine slowly disappearing. We then see RM and Clemont appear beside him, also fading with the time machine, followed by the time machine shooting into the space-time continuum. We see the time machine flying through the space-time continuum for a while, gradually getting closer to the camera, and then see a shot of RM's eye as this is happening. He closes it and the camera zooms back out to show the time machine flying through the space-time continuum again. We see RM's hand reaching out, and as it falls, May's hand grabs it and pulls him up. We see RM's face as this occurs, and he slowly opens his eyes. There's a flash and we see a light at the end of the tunnel, which the camera zooms in towards. We then see a battlefield with attacks being launched from both ends and a translucent image of a battle timer ticking by at the top. A translucent image of Paul's face appears near the bottom of the screen. It disappears as the timer is moved to the bottom and a translucent image of Barry's face appears at the top. It disappears as the timer is moved back to the top, accompanied by a translucent image of Tracey's face. It disappears as the timer is moved to the right side of the screen with a translucent image of Cilan's face appearing on the left. It disappears along with the timer as a translucent image of Ash's face appears in the middle of the screen. The scene changes to RM walking down High Street, silhouetted by the setting sun. The camera zooms in on him and he changes to Ash. There's a brief flash of Red's face and the image from before changes to Gary. We see Gary in Ash's eye. Then we see from behind as Ash steps onto the battlefield with Pikachu, and the image switches back to the un-zoomed image from before but of Gary. Then we see a brief flash of Ash preparing to command an attack before shifting back to the zoomed image from before but of Gary. Pikachu rushes forward, electricity crackling, and the scene changes to Gary's face. We then see RM, Brock, Red, and Ash (staring intently at the camera) all standing together underwater. Then we see Gary staring intently at the camera standing on a battlefield. We then see a battlefield with attacks launching from both sides. We then see the scoreboard showing Ash and Gary and their teams. We then see Ash's face, followed by Pikachu rushing forward with Quick Attack, and the camera zooms up. The background fades to black and we see an orange cross-section with Brock in it, followed by a pink one with RM and Red in it, and then we see everyone in the Mansion standing on a battlefield.* |
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| RayquazaMaster | Feb 21 2015, 11:33 PM Post #2 |
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Du arg, bror?
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"And that ought to just about do it!" RM said, wiping the sweat from his brow. "Remind me again why we made a machine capable of changing sex on a cellular basis?" Clemont asked. "Yeah, the last time we made something like this, back in that New Year's short nobody read," Max said, "it didn't go well." "Well, remember, that was Ash's fault," RM replied. "He tripped on a wire. Anyway, I have no idea at all why we built a new one when that last one broke and gave the entire region sex changes. I'm pretty sure it was just to advance the plot." "How often does this happen?" Max asked. "Seemingly pretty often recently, actually," said RM. "Anyway, I know for a fact that this time Ash won't be able to break it. This time it's wireless." "He'll find a way," Clemont said. "Then we lock the doors to the lab to keep him out, simple as that," RM said. With that they left the lab, locking the doors behind them, and all went to bed. The next morning, RM woke up and walked into the bathroom. He looked in the mirror and groaned. "AGAIN?" he muttered. "Ah well, at least it's always a fairly pleasant change. But I nonetheless should probably organize a meeting, since not everyone is going to find this as pleasant as I do." "So, as I'm sure most if not all of you have noticed by now," RM began, "my latest invention with Clemont and Max has turned us boys into girls and the girls into boys. Again. And this time it's a genuine mystery as to why it happened, because unlike last time Ash wasn't in the lab." "(Nick jingle) you, RM!" June shouted. "I was (Nick jingle)ing flat enough already!" "Clemont, Max, and I will be investigating the cause of this as soon as possible," RM continued, "and in the mean time, we suggest everyone-" "HIDELY-HO!" Everyone from the Yaoi House entered the meeting room. "Barney, what are you doing here?!" RM asked. "Well, bucko, everyone in da Yaoi House suddenly woke up wit sex changes!" Snap said. "So we wanted ta check in wit yous to find out if da same ting had happened heah!" "This is going to be so much funly-fun-fun-fun-a-roo!" Barney giggled. "I can gively-give-give-give-a-roo everyone new names! I'll be Bonny, and big brother- whoopsie, big SISTER, can be Bonny Frank! Huhuhuh!" "But I'm Bonnie!" Bonnie pouted. "Not anymore!" Bonny laughed. "You can be, hm, let's say Barkley. Elmo, you can be Elmira!" "Elmo still is physically incapable of using first person pronouns and referring to him- uh, herself with anything other than Elmo!" Elmo muttered. "Dora can be Davie!" "It's not Mexican!" Davie scowled. "Harley can be Hayley." "What about my girlfriend, girlfriend?," Hayley said. "Drew is a unisex name, so Drew is still Drew." "I'm not your girlfriend, Hayley," Drew said. "Rodge, you're Regina!" "I told you not to call me Rodge!" Regina shouted. "Rudy is now Ruby, and Snap... Eh, let's just keep Snap Snap." "Notin's changed between us, right bucko?" Snap asked Ruby. "Of course not!" Ruby replied. "And I thinkly-think-think-think-a-roo that's everyone in the Yaoi House!" Barney said. "Now let's do the Mansion! Huhuhuh! Ash is Ashley, because he posed as someone named Ashley once!" "Yay!" Ashley said. "Brock... How about Brenda?" "I can look at myself in the shower now," Brenda laughed. "Misty is Michael!" "That's stupid though!" Michael snapped. "Pikachu is the same, just a female Pikachu now." "Pika pika!" Pikachu said. "May is now Matt!" "This is so weird..." Matt said. "Max is Maxine!" "I guess I'm okay with that," Maxine said, "but Bonny, you're wasting our time! We need to look for a solution!" "It won't takely-take-take-take-a-roo too much longer!" Bonny laughed. "Okay, let's see, who's next... Dawn is Don!" "No need to worry!" said Don. "Paul is Paulina!" "Pathetic!" said Paulina. "Red... That's barely even a name to begin with! We'll call you Fire now. THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! Huhuhuh!" "..." said Fire. "Barry is Mary!" "I'm fining you for that!" Mary shouted. "Tracey is now Tracy! Just spelt differently! Huhuhuhuh!" "I've just gotta sketch our situation!" Tracy said. "Jessie, James, and Meowth can be Jesse, Jamie, and... still Meowth." "Prepare for trouble!" Jesse said. "And make it double!" Jamie added. "Save it!" shouted Meowth. "Henry can be Henrietta!" "I'm a girl now, guys!" Henrietta said. "And June can be John!" "(Nick jingle) you!" John shouted. "RM stands for RayquazaMaster, so now she can be RayquazaQueen: RQ!" "I'm actually relatively okay with this," RQ said. "It just happens a little too often. Also I think I'm feeling a cramp." "Sqirt can be Sqirtina and Pachrisu is in the reverse situation of Pikachu so he's just a male Pachirisu now." "Mud!" said Sqirtina. "Chi pa!" said Pachirisu. "RM's Friend... Well, I don'tly-don't-don't-don't-a-roo know your real name, so you can just be RQ's Friend now." "Muahaha..." said RQ's Friend. "PlatinumMage, your name is pretty neutral, so you can just remain PlatinumMage." "Good," PlatinumMage said. "Serena is now Sereno!" "How you say, por quoi?" Sereno asked. "Iris can be Ian!" "Such a kid!" Ian said. "And Cilan can be Celia!" "This leaves a bad taste in my mouth," Celia said. "Clemont, you're now Clementine!" "I guess that's fine," Clementine said. "Delia, you can be Denis!" "I don't like that!" Denis nagged. "And finally, Professor Samuel Oak is now Professor Samantha Oak!" "Am I a boy or a girl?" Professor Oak asked. "Bonny, this is great and all, but-" RQ began, but she dropped to the floor clutching her abdomen. "AUGH!" "What's wrong?" PlatinumMage asked. "I think it's pretty (Nick jingle)ing obvious what's wrong," John said. "It's that god(Nick jingle) time of the month." "But I haven't even been female for a month!" RQ said through gritted teeth. "Testosterone levels have a similar cycle on a similar schedule, according to what I've read," Clementine said. "It's entirely possible that as RM she reached the peak in the cycle, and it translated upon the transformation into her period. Why it translated like that I can't explain. It's almost like it's part of a poorly researched fanfic and is meant to get her out of the way to complicate the plot." "Okay, I think I'm bleeding," RQ said. "I'm going to the bathroom. Clementine, Maxine, work of figuring out what went wrong, and keep everyone no further away than the Yaoi House, since it's clear that whatever happened that was the furthest extent. I really hope now this is the last time for the duration of the series I'm turned into a girl..." She ran up to the bathroom. Everyone could hear her groaning. "You heard her!" PlatinumMage said. "No further than the Yaoi House!" "The Yaois can get the (Nick jingle) out of our house though," hissed John. "John, that's kind of mean," Henrietta said. "Suck the (Nick jingle) that I apparently now have!" "I'm going to go look at myself in the shower," Brenda laughed. "Heheheheh..." "Muahahaha..." laughed RQ's Friend. "Aha, here's the problem," Clementine said. "Too many things were plugged into the same outlet as it, so it shorted out. There was a burst of energy from it that made it as far as the Yaoi House, which I suppose is now more of a Yuri House, and it genderbent everyone within that radius." "So what we need to do is rebuild this thing and reverse the effects!" Maxine said. "That's... going to take a while," Clementine said. "Especially without RQ." "We can prove to her we're more than just assistants!" Maxine said. "Let's show her we're just as brilliant as she is if not more so!" "RQ, you okay in there?" PlatinumMage asked, knocking on the bathroom door. "I'm in excruciating pain, what do you think?!" was the response from RQ. "Can I get you anything?" PlatinumMage asked. "It's not as though I have experience with this sort of thing, but, you know, you hear things from people." "Something to get the pain to stop would be very nice!" RQ replied. "Also tampons, and something to keep me from fainting from seeing my own blood." "How would you be capable of seeing it if it's down there...?" PlatinumMage asked. "I'm exceptionally flexible, you didn't know that? I can put both legs behind my head." "Okay, well," PlatinumMage replied, "what I hear when you say what you've been saying is that you want somebody to handle the blood for you, while you're oblivious to the pain from being in an ibuprofen-induced lack of consciousness." "Basically." PlatinumMage stared in the direction of RQ. She then sighed. "Oh, (Nick jingle) me," she muttered. By that evening, Maxine and Clementine had rebuilt the machine. "Let's start it up!" Clementine said. Maxine pressed a button. There was a flash that enveloped everywhere from the Mansion to the Yaoi House, and... "It worked!" Max cheered. "I'm me again!" The next morning, RM woke up in his bed after having been unconscious since around noon the previous day from ibuprofen to find PlatinumMage glaring at him. "Oh, hey," RM yawned. "Listen, thanks for your help yesterday." "This is for having me handle your period blood," PlatinumMage said, shoving a pillow in RM's face and holding him down. "MMPH! MMPH!" THE END (Ash) Our next adventure... is this one! RM and Brock go out for a walk in Unnamed Forest! But they find themselves stuck in a really deep hole with no way out! Will we be able to save them? Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 160: RM and Brock Fall In A Hole! Edited by RayquazaMaster, Feb 21 2015, 11:35 PM.
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