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Pokemon Squad! Episode 158; Moe Moe- AUGH!
Topic Started: Feb 20 2015, 11:16 PM (69 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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*The music from this video starts playing:

The camera cycles through the words "ポケットモンスタースクワッド" and then shows the full words as they slowly expand. Red sinewy borders appear and underneath, the words "Pokemon Squad" appear. The borders intersect over the title and turn into a split screen between Ash on the left and RM on the right with the title still faintly there. We then see an aerial view of Unnamed Island and the camera zooms in on the Mansion, then moves to show a street view of it. The camera moves out through a crowd of the citizens of Unnamed Island, and as a lightning bolt appears in the middle of the screen Ash appears. The camera zooms in and we see Ash, a view of his face, and the word "サトシ" on a white background. A lightning bolt strikes through Ash and Pikachu appears in his arms. We then see Ash asleep, followed by Ash crouched down looking intense with his PokeBalls and PokeDex, followed by a shot of him from behind looking confused, followed by him being shocked by Pikachu, followed by a closeup of him with an astonished-looking face. We then see Brock on a white screen with the word "タケシ". Following a red thread that goes through the screen, we reach PlatinumMage, with the word "プラチナメージ" behind him. Next is Dawn, with "ヒカリ" behind her, and then Red, with "レッド" behind him. Next come Professor Oak and Gary, with "オーキッド家" behind them, followed by May eagerly striking a pose with "ハルカ" behind her, followed by Max with "マサト" behind him, followed by June with "ジューン" behind her. We then see Sqirt and Pachirisu, and the camera rises up from them to reach RM's face. We then see RM on a white backdrop with a closeup of him and "RM" written. Lightning strikes and water surges through the center and Sqirt and Pachirisu appear in his arms. We then see him commanding his Pokemon in battle, followed by him inventing in the lab, followed by him drinking tea leisurely, followed by him issuing a battle cry. We then see Pikachu launching a Thunderbolt, and in the light from it, we cut to Ash thrusting his arm forward to usher Pikachu into battle, electricity enveloping Pikachu. Pikachu uses Thunderbolt, then Quick Attack, then Electro Ball, then Iron Tail. Ash is shown triumphantly cheering. Then we see a red silhouette of Ash and Pikachu's hands reaching out to each other. They touch and a red web is formed above the Mansion as the camera zooms out. The web fills in in red and we see Ash and Pikachu standing outside the Mansion ready for battle. We zoom out from Ash's face and the camera zooms past a crowd of the tenants of the Mansion, GoG House, and Yaoi House. We zoom past Barney offering a hug, Elmo raising a beer mug, Barney Frank facepalming, June raging, Barry waving money and shouting, Henry trying to calm June down, RM's Friend reading manga, Dora waving a Mexican flag, Roger fawning over Doug, and Sailor Pikachu singing. The ground breaks apart as a Steelix emerges and the camera zooms past Brock commanding it, then PlatinumMage playing trombone, then Dawn thrusting forward a shower of ribbons and bubbles from her Piplup, then Red throwing a PokeBall and coating the screen in the red light from it. The camera zooms up to the top of the Mansion where RM, Sqirt, and Pachirisu stand, then into RM's eye. We see Ash and Pikachu dashing towards them, then Pikachu battling Sqirt and Pachirisu. We then see another split screen with Ash rightside up on the left and RM upside down on the right. There's a flash of lightning in the center, and it fades to a hand gripping a PokeBall. The scene then changes to another split screen with RM on the left and Ash on the right, then fades back to the title screen.*
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Ash walked into the living room and saw RM playing The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D on his New Nintendo 3DS.
"Is that the New 3DS?!" he asked.
"Yeah," RM replied, not looking up from the game. "I never actually completed Majora's Mask as a kid, since it scared me too much once I got to Ikana Valley, but I think I probably am old and mature enough to no longer be sca-"
His eyes widened and he screamed and closed the New 3DS, breathing heavily.
"Never mind," he choked.
"I want a New 3DS!" Ash said.
"Too bad, this one is mine," RM said. "Buy one for yourself. Or get your mother to buy one for you."
"But I don't have any money! And my mommy doesn't want me to play any games with a rating above E!"
"Then get a job, it's not that complicated," RM said as he got up from the sofa and headed down to his lab.


"A job..." Ash muttered as he walked through the streets of Unnamed City with Pikachu. "Where can I get one of those?"
Meanwhile, Jessie, James, and Meowth watched from an alleyway.
"Ya heah dat?" Meowth asked. "Da twoip needs a job!"
"We could recruit him for Team Rocket!" James suggested.
"We can't be that obvious!" Jessie scolded. "We need something much more inconspicuous! Then we hire the twerp, and when his back is turned, steal Pikachu!"
"But what fake business could we possibly set up that plays into our talents?" James asked.


Ash and Pikachu reached a building with a sign that said "Moe Moe Kyun Maid Café".
"Pikachu, is that sign in the window a help wanted sign?" Ash asked.
Pikachu read it over and nodded.
"Yay!" Ash cheered, and the two walked in to be greeted by two girls in frilly maid costumes and pigtails.
"Irasshaimase!" they said in unison.
"Welcome to Moe Moe Kyun Maid Café!" the one with raspberry colored hair said. "I'm Jess!"
"Now hiring waitresses!" the one with the lilac hair said. "I'm Jamie!"
"My name is Ash, and I want a job here!" Ash said. "And if it's possible I also want Pikachu to be hired!"
"You're both hired!" said Jess.
"Yay!" Ash cheered.
"Here are your uniforms!" Jamie said, handing Ash and Pikachu maid outfits. "Get dressed, and you both start today!"


"My first job!" Ash laughed as he stepped out of the changing room, he and Pikachu now both in their maid outfits.
"Pika pika..." Pikachu muttered.
The first customer entered, and it was Brock. His face turned pale when he saw Ash in his maid outfit.
"Hi, Brock!" Ash said, waving.
Brock made a sickened sounding noise and ran outside, throwing up on the sidewalk.
"Okay, see you later!" Ash called.
Next came Rudy and Snap.
"We hoid deah was a new maid café in town, bucko!" Snap said, choking back laughter. "We didn't expect ta see Ash Ketchum dressed as a maid, bucko!"
"This is actually really adorable!" said Rudy. "But you know what's even cuter?"
"Pikachu!" he and Snap said in unison, approaching Pikachu and beginning to cuddle him.
"Pika pi!" Pikachu shouted, struggling to break free.
"This isn't good," Jess whispered to Jamie. "How do we get Pikachu when the customers are in love with him?"
"We'll need to think of something," Jamie said. "Otherwise this'll be a huge bust. Just like the inflatables I'm currently wearing!"


"Sweetie, you look so adorable!" Delia said as she entered the maid café.
"Thanks, mommy!" Ash replied.
"Oh, yes, you as well," Delia said. "But I was talking to Pikachu!"
"Pika!" Pikachu squealed as Delia hugged him.
"Okay, this has gone on long enough!" Jess shouted, running over and grabbing Pikachu.
"What are you doing?" Ash asked.
She and Jamie ran behind the counter and put Pikachu in a glass box.
"Pika pi!" Pikachu shouted.
"What's going on?!" Ash demanded.
The ceiling folded away and the back of the store turned into the basket of a hot air balloon. The balloon itself inflated, and Jess and Jamie stood inside with Meowth and, in the glass box, Pikachu.
"Prepare for trouble, we're not really maids!" Jess said.
"And make it double, we're opening the shades!" Jamie said.
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!" Jess pulled off her maid outfit, revealing herself to be Jessie of Team Rocket.
"James!" Jamie pulled off "her" maid outfit, revealing himself to be James of Team Rocket.
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!" Jessie said.
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!" James said.
"Meowth, dat's right!" Meowth added.
"WOBBA WOBBA!" Wobbuffet shouted as it popped out of its PokeBall.
"Team Rocket!" Ash shouted. "I should have known it was you!"
"You seriously should've, twerp!" James said. "It was exceedingly obvious!"
"I mean, we were literally just in pigtails and maid outfits!" Jessie said. "And we barely even changed our names!"
"How dense can ya get?!" Meowth shouted.
"Give back Pikachu!" Ash shouted.
"How about no?" Jessie said.
"Hey, I heard there was a new maid café that was hiring?"
Everyone turned and saw RM in a maid outfit that was probably three or four sizes too small for him. He was accompanied by Sqirt and Pachirisu, also in maid outfits. He looked up at Team Rocket's Meowth Balloon and then at everyone else.
"Let me guess," he said. "Ash fell for one of Team Rocket's tricks again?"
"Yep," Delia said.
"Let me handle it," RM mumbled. "Sqirt, Hydro Pump that balloon out of the air!"
"Mud... KIP!" Sqirt fired a Hydro Pump at the Meowth Balloon, which soaked everything and everyone on it and put out the fire, causing the balloon to begin to lose altitude.
"Eh, this is taking too long," RM muttered as the balloon slowly dropped. "Sqirt, this time, fire a Sludge at the actual balloon part of the balloon!"
"KIP! KIP! KIP!" Sqirt shot several rounds of Sludge. The toxic waste wore away at the balloon and the balloon fell to the ground.
"Now, Iron Tail on Pikachu's glass box!"
"Mudkip!" Sqirt said as he rushed toward Team Rocket and smashed the box with his tail.
"Pika pi!" Pikachu said as he ran back to Ash.
"Pikachu!" Ash cheered as he hugged Pikachu.
"Now let's finish this," RM said with a smug grin. "Pachirisu, they're all wet, so let's give them a Thunderbolt!"
"Chi... PA!" Pachirisu screeched as she let loose a bolt of lightning, which hit Team Rocket and sent them flying.
"Looks like this time our defeat was tailor-made," James sighed.
"Was that seriously a maid pun?!" Jessie demanded.
"It doesn't mattah! What mattahs is," Meowth began.
"WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" all three screamed.
"WOBBA WOBBA!"
"Thank you so much RM!" Ash said. "But why are you in a maid outfit?"
"Like I said, I heard there was a maid café that was hiring," RM said.
Delia, Ash, and Pikachu all stared at RM.
"What?"
THE END


(Ash) Our next adventure... is this one!
Overnight, one of RM, Clemont, and Max's experiments goes wrong! Now I'm a girl, and so are all the other guys! And all the girl characters now are guys! Will we adapt to this, and will RM, Clemont, and Max manage to reverse the experiment's effects? Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 159: Genderbend It Like The Pokemon Squad!
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