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Pokemon Squad! Episode 157; Viewers Like You
Topic Started: Feb 20 2015, 09:46 PM (63 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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Du arg, bror?
Barney sat at his table in his bedroom filling out paperwork.
"Well, here's something I never thought I would see you doing," Barney Frank laughed as he entered the room. "My idiot little brother doing paperwork. Are you using crayon?"
"Yeppers!" Barney laughed in reply.
"Figures..." Barney Frank mumbled.
"The next season of my showly-show-show-show-a-roo starts soonly-soon-soon-soon-a-roo!" Barney said. "But the location wasn't determined yet! Until nowly-now-now-now-a-roo! I finally have a location!"
"Where is it, Rudy and Snap's room?" Barney Frank laughed.
"You know as well as I do that'd be a badly-bad-bad-bad-a-roo experience for the kiddly-kid-kid-kid-a-roos!" Barney replied. "No, I chose a much better location! Everyone is going to have so much funly-fun-fun-fun-a-roo! Huhuhuhuhuh!"

The whole series started with concept art for a game
But the first several pitches Nintendo found quite lame.
Then the pitch from Shigeru
Made Nintendo find it cool
Development, debugging, Mew,
Then the next gen! (Here come the genwunners!)
Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos also!
And all together it is Pokemon! (YEAH!)
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RayquazaMaster
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RM sat at the dining room table in the Mansion, sipping tea and reading one of Delia's erotic novels, Firmly Grasp It.
"Huh," he muttered. "I think I actually sort of understand where she's coming from on these things now. And now I feel really lonely."
Then he heard children giggling. He looked up from the book and put down his teacup on the saucer on the table.
"Now what was that?" he asked.
He heard it again. He groaned and put the book on the table, then got up from his seat and headed in the direction of the sound.
"Okay, who let some bloody children in the Mansion?" he called out.
"But RM, I live here with you," Ash said. "So does Dawn. And Serena. And-"
"I mean young children," RM clarified. "I don't like kids. I didn't like kids when I was a kid. And yet I heard the giggling of small children. What is the reason for that?"
"Maybe it's Barney and those kids on the lawn?" Ash suggested.
"Wait, WHAT?!" RM shouted.
"Yeah, Barney is playing with some kids on the lawn!" Ash laughed.
RM rushed outside to find Barney and a mob of small children.
"BARNEY, YOU PURPLE GIT!" he shouted.
"RM, watchly-watch-watch-watch-a-roo the language!" Barney scolded. "There are kiddly-kid-kid-kid-a-roos present!"
"What the Muk are you doing with children on my lawn?!" RM demanded. "You'd better not be doing what I suspect you're doing!"
"We're shooting an episode of Barney and Friends!" Barney laughed. "See the cameras?"
"Why on the lawn of my mansion?!"
"Well, you knowly-know-know-know-a-roo how every so often the location of Barney and Friends changes?" Barney asked.
"Yeah?"
"Well, this time the location I decided on is your lawn!"
RM glared at Barney.
"Why aren't you happy?" Barney asked. "I thoughtly-thought-thought-thought-a-roo we could all have fun together!"
RM stormed back inside.
"Oh well, we can justly-just-just-just-a-roo try again later!" Barney laughed. He turned to the kids. "From the top!"
"I want my mommy," one of them said.
"Well so do I, but mine died 65 million yearly-year-year-year-a-roos ago, so too (Nick jingle)ing bad, you're stuckly-stuck-stuck-stuck-a-roo with me."


"We need to get Barney and those kids off the lawn," RM said to everyone in the meeting room. He had called an emergency meeting.
"Literally just because you don't like kids you're forcing them to relocate?" PlatinumMage asked.
"No, also because I don't like Barney," RM replied.
"I don't see anything wrong with them filming on the lawn!" Delia said. "RM, you're just being spoiled."
"Says the woman who spoils her son," RM replied flatly.
"I do not!" Delia retorted.
"Mommy, can I play with Barney and the new Barney kids?" Ash asked. "And can I have some new toys to play with them with?"
"Of course you can, sweetie!" Delia replied.
"This is getting off topic," RM said. "Look, guys, we need a way to get rid of Barney and the Barney kids."
"Pika pika," Pikachu said.
"Pikachu, if we did that, we could go to jail," Ash said.
"Mudkip mud!" Sqirt said.
"Sqirt, I'm pretty much certain that violates the Geneva Convention at least twelve different ways," RM replied. He turned his attention back to everyone else in the meeting room. "So no legitimately doable ideas? From anyone?"
Nobody answered.
"Then it looks like we'll have to take some rather drastic measures," RM said.


"Oh hey, RM, what are you doing?" Barney asked as RM walked through the set.
"Heading over to your place," RM replied.
"Miss, will you play with us too?" one of the little kids asked.
"Shut up!" RM snapped.
The kid started to cry.
"RM, lookly-look-look-look-a-roo what you diddly-did-did-did-a-roo!" Barney scolded.
RM continued on his way.
"RM, are you even listening to me?!" Barney asked. He began to follow RM. "Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo are you doing?"
"Just checking in with my only friends in the Yaoi House about how to get you and those pesky kids off my lawn," RM replied as he entered the Yaoi House and began to walk up the staircase.
"RM, no! You can'tly-can't-can't-can't-a-roo go in their room!" Barney pleaded.
They reached the third floor, and RM reached for the handle to Rudy and Snap's room.
"RM, no!" Barney begged. "They're getting oosh-oosh-gooshy!"
RM turned the handle and entered the room.
"What the-"
"Loin ta knock, bucko!"
Rudy and Snap sat at Rudy's art desk together. There was SpongeBob hentai everywhere. RM glared at Barney.
"You told me they were getting oosh-oosh-gooshy," he said to him. "You ALWAYS told me they were getting oosh-oosh-gooshy. And this whole time they were drawing SpongeBob hentai?!"
"Just look at their hentai!" Barney said. "It's so disturbing!"
"We get our ideas from bad fanfics," Rudy said.
"What can we do fo ya, Ah-M, bucko?" Snap asked.
"Barney is filming Barney and Friends on my lawn!" RM replied. "And I need a way to get him to stop!"
"Dat's all, bucko?" Snap asked.
"You do realize all you have to do is-" Rudy began, but stopped when he remembered Barney was there. "Do you mind?" he asked Barney.
"Okely-dokely-doo!" Barney replied. "I'll just go back to filming!"
"Anyway," Rudy said, turning back to RM, "it's pretty simple. You just need to lure Barney away with the thing he loves most."
"Alcohol and drugs?" RM asked.
"Nah, bucko," Snap replied.
"Children," Rudy replied.
"That sounds unethical and deeply immoral," RM said.
"Look, he's already got a bunch of children with him on your lawn, right?" Rudy said. "All you need to do is think of a place that could logically have even more children present, and he'll abandon your lawn for it, regardless of whether or not the children are really there. Once he's gone, get the kids back to their parents, and then even if he comes back, he'll have no reason to stay."
"Awesome, thanks!" RM said.


"Oh, Barney, I almost forgot to tell you!" RM said as he approached Barney on the lawn. "Ash's birthday party is today! He's at Pizza Planet with a whole bunch of his little kid friends! And you're invited!"
Barney gasped.
"Oh boy oh boy oh BOY!" he laughed, running off to his white van with "FREE CANDY" sloppily written on the side in sharpie. "I've gotta get to the party!"
He drove off. RM turned to the kids.
"Okay, brats, listen up," he said. "I want each and every one of you to tell me how I can get in contact with your parents and get them to take you home. And fast!"
"Thank you for saving us, miss!" one of the kids said, hugging RM's legs and not even reaching his knees.
"Get off me!" RM shouted. "AUGH! Kids..."
THE END

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(Ash) Our next adventure... is this one!
There's a new maid café in town! And the outfits they wear there are so cute! I want one! I'm gonna get a job there! Next time: Pokemon Squad! Episode 158: Moe Moe- AUGH! !
Edited by RayquazaMaster, Feb 20 2015, 11:07 PM.
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