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Pokemon Squad! Episode 156; RM's Addiction
Topic Started: Feb 19 2015, 09:20 PM (103 Views)
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*The music from this video starts playing:

We see a bird's eye view of Unnamed Town. The camera zooms out to reveal two more panels next to that panel: a shot of Elmo's Tavern's door opening below it and a shot of RM's Mansion to the right of it. The camera keeps moving right and we see two more panels: one of the Yaoi House (which changes first to the door of RM's lab and then to the Capitol building) and one of Barney's white van driving down the street. The camera moves to the left to show the meeting room in RM's Mansion, and the words "Pokemon Squad" appear. The camera zooms out to show bordering that panel panels showing scenes of the Unnamed Town Stadium, Unnamed Bay, and Unnamed Forest. The camera moves to the upper left as that panel turns into a scene of the Yaoi House and RM's Mansion playing baseball. The camera zooms out to show a panel with RM grinning smugly and a panel with "RayquazaMaster" in it. The lower righthand panel turns into a shot of the inside of his lab and the camera zooms in on it and then back out to show panels bordering it that show Ash and "Ash Ketchum." The lower lefthand panel changes to a Pokemon battle in Unnamed Stadium. The camera zooms back in and out on that panel, now showing panels bordering it showing Brock and "Brock Harrison." The upper righthand panel changes to a shot of Rayquaza flying through the sky. The two panels on the righthand side change into a single panel of the time machine in RM's lab, which the camera zooms in on, and the camera moves to the left to show a panel with a shot of BARney's, a panel showing Misty, and a panel with "Misty" in it. The upper righthand panel changes to a PokeBall being thrown, and the camera zooms in and out on it as it changes to Sqirt and Pikachu laughing maniacally to reveal a panel showing PlatinumMage and a panel with "PlatinumMage" in it. The two panels on the lefthand side change to a single panel showing kids playing outside the Whomp Street School. The camera zooms in and out on this panel to reveal a panel showing RM's Friend and a panel with "RM's Friend" in it. The lower lefthand panel changes to RM's fossil collection as the camera zooms in and out on it to reveal a panel showing Sailor Pikachu and a panel with "Guest Starring Sailor Pikachu" in it. The upper lefthand panel changes to show a bunch of people waving Unnamed Island flags, and the camera moves to the right to show a satellite image of Unnamed Island, which changes to everyone in RM's Mansion laughing and watching TV as a panel with a bench in Unnamed Park and a panel with "Created by RayquazaMaster and Sailor Pikachu" are revealed.*
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*A title card with a psychotic looking RM on a the front booster pack of Pokemon cards with the words "RM's Addiction" underneath him is shown.*

"Ah, good, you're back with what we needed from Target," PlatinumMage said as RM entered the Mansion carrying a huge number of bags. "Any particular reason you're carrying eight bags at the same time?"
"Multiple trips are for the weak," RM replied.
PlatinumMage sighed.
"Well, anyway, I take it you got everything on the list?" he then asked.
RM put down the bags.
"I sure did!" he replied. "And to congratulate myself for a job well done, I bought myself one of those sets of three booster packs of Pokemon cards with a promo card!"
"Ah, right, I forgot you still collected those," PlatinumMage said. "Well, have you opened the packs yet?"
"You realize I was riding home from Target on Rayquaza, right?" RM asked. "So there's virtually no way I could possibly have opened the cards while flying home without them blowing away? It was hard enough to keep the bags' handles tied to Rayquaza's fins without anything falling out while we flew; I still ended up needing to hold two of the bags while at the same time steering Rayquaza, and I nearly lost my hat because of it. Next time I go shopping I'm taking the hover car."
"Well, when you do open the cards, let me know if you get anything good," PlatinumMage said. "I don't really collect, but it's still cool to see rare cards."
He walked off and RM dropped off the bags on the kitchen table, then dug through one to pull out his Pokemon cards.
"Aw yes," RM said with relish.
He ran up to his bedroom and sat down on his bed. Then he began to open the cards.
"Awesome!" he exclaimed. "Gardevoir EX!"
He opened the next pack.
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" he shouted. "M-GARDEVOIR EX!"
He then moved onto the final pack. He screamed.
Red, who sat on his bed across the room from RM, held up a sign that said, "What is it this time?".
"WAILORD EX," RM exclaimed. "I have wanted this card since the first scans of it surfaced on the internet. And now I have it! I have been having incredible luck with Pokemon cards lately!"
Red rolled his eyes and returned to his reading of the newspaper.
"I should get more Pokemon cards to see if my luck continues!" RM said as he put away his new cards in his binder.
He finished and headed out to the corner store nearby.


RM put the five booster packs of Pokemon cards on the counter.
"Just this?" Larry asked.
"Yep," RM replied.
"Why am I not surprised..." Larry muttered as he rung the packs up. "Okay, your total is on the screen there."
RM swiped his debit card and picked up the packs, opening each one and looking through them. He sighed.
"Looks like my luck didn't hold up," he muttered.
"Yeah, well, too bad," Larry said. "Next in line please?"
RM stayed where he was, grabbed six more packs off the rack, and put them on the counter.
"Are you for real...?" Larry mumbled.
TO BE CONTINUED
Edited by RayquazaMaster, Feb 20 2015, 05:48 PM.
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RM returned to the Mansion and went up to his room to put away the new cards, sighing heavily.
"Okay, why are you sighing?" Brock asked. "I can hear you from my room."
"My luck with Pokemon card booster packs has run out," RM replied. "I bought eleven more at the corner store and none of them had anything particularly fantastic."
"You bought eleven more?!" Brock asked, his jaw dropping.
"Yeah, what's wrong with that?"
"RM, you might have a problem."
"I see no problem at all," RM replied. "Anyway, I'm done putting the new cards in my binder, and I think I'm going to go get some more cards. Maybe my luck will change with the next few packs!"
"RM, you have bought fourteen booster packs of Pokemon cards in less than 24 hours," Brock said. "The last thing you need is more cards."
"Yeah, yeah, sure," RM chuckled as he walked off.


RM arrived at the corner store and dropped ten more booster packs on the counter in front of Larry, whose eyes widened.
"Not only are you back again," Larry said, "but you're buying TEN packs at once now?!"
"Yeah, what's wrong with that?" RM asked.
"Nothing, nothing," Larry groaned as he rang them up.
RM swiped his debit card and began to open the booster packs.
"YES!" he shouted. "Full art Primal Groudon EX! Ooh, and Trevenant EX too, awesome!" he added as he opened and looked through the next pack. "Looks my luck has returned!"
Delia ran into the corner store.
"RM, you have to come back to the Mansion right away!" she said. "Professor Oak has fallen down the stairs and hurt his back! We've called an ambulance but it only just started on its way!"
"Delia, I'm a little busy at the moment," RM replied as he continued opening the Pokemon cards.
"RM, what is more important to you?!" Delia demanded. "Professor Oak's wellbeing, or some pieces of card stock?!"
RM stared at her, then stared at the Pokemon cards.
"...The card stock?" he said.
"I cannot believe you!" Delia scolded. "Come with me!"
She began to drag him out of the store.
"Hey, let me go!" RM protested.
"You're not getting any more Pokemon cards today!" she said. "You have a serious problem!"
"I can stop whenever I want!" RM shouted as he continued looking through his new Pokemon cards.


Everyone in the Mansion stood in Professor Oak's hospital room.
"Is he going to be okay, Barbie?" Ash asked.
"He'll take some time to mend, but he ought to be just fine!" Barbie said cheerily.
"Oh, thank Arceus," Delia said.
RM began to feel uncomfortable, but he couldn't tell why.
"RM, are you okay?" Clemont asked.
"I'm fine," RM lied.
He wasn't though. He needed the thrill of opening a pack of Pokemon cards. He snuck out of the room and into the hospital gift shop. He grabbed a few packs of Pokemon cards and put them on the counter in front of Cilan.
"Just these?" Cilan asked.
"Yeah," RM replied.
Cilan rang them up.
"Your total is on the screen!" he said.
RM swiped his debit card and began to open them, but then Delia walked in.
"RM!" she shouted. "I can't believe you!"
"I regret nothing!" RM screamed, running out of the hospital and smashing into an ambulance, blacking out as he fell to the ground.


"Is he awake?"
"I am now..." RM mumbled. "What happened?"
He was in a hospital bed surrounded by everyone in the Mansion. Barbie stood there as well, holding a clipboard.
"You smashed into a parked ambulance and suffered a concussion and a broken nose!" she said with a big smile on her face. "We want to keep you overnight for observation, but we probably will be able to discharge you by noon tomorrow!"
RM groaned.
"Okay, you heard her, I'll be fine," he said to everyone. "You can go home. Barbie, here's my debit card. Would you buy me some booster packs of Pokemon cards in the gift shop?"
"RM, look what your Pokemon card problem has caused!" Delia scolded. "If you hadn't needed more, then you wouldn't be in the hospital overnight!"
"Escort them all out," RM said.
Barbie led everyone out of the room. Delia glared at him as she left.


That night, RM sat in his hospital bed opening booster packs of Pokemon cards that Barbie had gotten him.
"Bit of a mixed bag, but definitely some good enough pulls," he said to himself.
He began to put them in his binder, which he had gotten Ash to bring to his hospital room for him. Once he finished with this, he pulled out his phone.
"I probably should check my bank account," he said as he opened the app. His blood ran cold. "Negative balance?!" he shouted. "How is this possible?! I've been spending my money completely responsibly!"
He began frantically refreshing the app.
"No..." he shouted. "NO!"
He began to scream. Barbie and Larry ran in.
"We need to sedate him!" Barbie said with a smile.
Larry gave RM a shot and RM blacked out again.



"I'm home," RM mumbled the next afternoon as he walked into the Mansion.
"Hey, are you alright?" PlatinumMage asked.
"Yeah, my concussion is apparently gone now," RM replied. "Now I've just got a broken nose, but Barbie said it's not too severely broken, so it won't take too long to heal."
"That's good to hear," PlatinumMage said. "Anyway, this probably is going to sound really bad, seeing as you just got back home, but Brock says he has some grocery shopping he needs you to do." He handed RM a list.
"Any reason why me in particular?" RM asked, looking over the list.
"He didn't actually specify you, but everyone else is either busy or not here," PlatinumMage replied.
"You don't seem busy," RM said. "And you don't have a broken nose."
"I will be soon," PlatinumMage said. "I promised Henry and June I would be their designated driver when they finished at Elmo's Tavern."
"Well, okay," RM said, "but I don't have any money. I checked my bank account balance and it's negative, so I have no way to buy the groceries."
PlatinumMage handed RM some money.
"I ran the calculations and this ought to be exactly enough for the groceries," he said. "Just promise me you won't buy any Pokemon cards with the money."
"It's not my money to spend on Pokemon cards," RM said. "So you have my word."


RM arrived at the grocery store and looked over the list again.
"Okay, let's get this done," he said to himself. "First, flou-"
He noticed a display of Pokemon cards and ran towards it.
"Just looking can't do any harm, right?" he said.


"Ah, RM's back with the groceries we needed!" Brock said as RM walked into the kitchen.
"Funny story about that!" RM said. "You know, something occurred to me while I was shopping! You know what's a lot better than groceries?"
"Please do not say Pokemon cards," PlatinumMage groaned.
"You people are no fun," RM said.
"RM, we needed those groceries," Brock said. "What are we going to eat for dinner tonight now?!"
"Oh come on, Brock, we've got to have something edible in the house," RM said.
"Something? Yes," Brock replied. "Enough to make an actual meal? No."
"Wait, no food?!" Ash asked in terror as he entered the kitchen.
"Thanks to RM," PlatinumMage said, "precisely."
Ash started to cry.
"But I haven't eaten since I last ate!" he sobbed.
He grabbed a booster pack of Pokemon cards out of one of RM's bags.
"Are these fruit snacks?" he asked.
He began to put open the pack and empty it into his mouth. RM screamed and leapt at Ash, knocking him to the ground. The Pokemon cards fell to the ground.
"Hey, Pokemon cards!" Ash exclaimed. "I want them!"
He began to head towards them, but RM scrambled for them, shoving Ash out of the way.
"THEY'RE MINE, YOU BLOODY GIT!" he hissed as he grabbed them.
Ash started to cry. RM ran up to his room with the Pokemon cards.


The next morning, when RM walked into the kitchen for breakfast, he saw everyone else in the Mansion seated around the table looking at him, with one empty seat there.
"Um," he said. "Good morning. What's for breakfast?"
"An end to this chaos, RM," Delia said.
"I don't follow. Sailor Pikachu? Is that you? What are you doing here?"
"PlatinumMage called me," Sailor Pikachu said. "It seemed like I would be needed for this."
"Sit down..." RM's Friend muttered. "Muahaha..."
RM sat.
"RM, you have a problem," May said.
"And it's hurting both you and those around you," Clemont added.
"No need to worry though, because this intervention can definitely solve it!" Dawn said.
"Wait, wait, intervention?" RM asked. "And what problem? I don't have a problem!"
"Yes, you do," PlatinumMage said.
"Your Pokemon card addiction," Max said.
"We, your friends," Henry said, "have organized this intervention to get you the help you need."
"(Nick jingle) if it works though," June said. "These (Nick jingle)y interventions never have (Nick jingle)ing solved my god(Nick jingle) 'problems'."
"The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have a problem," Misty said.
"RM, you need to admit your problem," said Sailor Pikachu.
RM groaned.
"Okay, so I might have a bit of an obsession with Pokemon card collecting," he said. "Can I go now?"
"That isn't, how you say, enough," Serena said.
"Did you get a haircut, Serena?" RM asked. "It looks good."
"Stop trying to distract from the issue at hand," Tracey said.
"You don't have a pathetic obsession," said Paul. "You're pathetically addicted to the thrill of new Pokemon cards, whether they're good or pathetic."
"You've exhausted your bank account like a loser!" Gary sneered.
"You ignored Professor Oak in his moment of need," said Barry. "That's a fine."
"You wound up in the hospital," said Max.
"And you attacked Ash!" Bonnie added.
"Okay, fine, I have a problem," RM sighed. "What do we do?"
"Don't be such a kid," Iris said. "It should be obvious."
"Here," Cilan said, handing RM a brochure. "Rehab. It's not going to taste good, but it'll solve your problem."
"You're strong, you can do it," Jessie said.
"Jess is right," James said. "This is what you need, and we all know you can do it."
"Ya gotta at least give it a try," Meowth said.
"Mud!" Sqirt said.
"Chi pa!" said Pachirisu.
"Pika!" Pikachu said.
"I'll... try," RM responded. "But I'm really nervous."
"..." Red said.
"I needed to hear that, Red," RM replied. "Thank you."
Red nodded.


"Well, I hope this goes well," RM said as he and Delia headed out.
"We all do, RM," Sailor Pikachu said.
"Best of luck," PlatinumMage said.
RM got into Delia's car and they drove off towards the rehab center. Once the car was out of sight, everyone went back inside.
"(Nick jingle) YEAH, PARTY TIME!" June shouted, pulling a cooler of beers out of the walk-in fridge.
"While RM's away, we will play!" PlatinumMage chuckled as he sat down on RM's bed and turned on the TV.
"I'll invite some hot girls over!" Brock laughed.
"No you won't," Sailor Pikachu said.
"Yeah, you're probably right..." Brock sighed.
THE END


POKEMON SQUAD SAYS

(RM) Everyone is different. No two people are the same!
(Ash) This goes for people's opinions about things too!
(Brock) But just because somebody has a different opinion from you doesn't mean you should make them feel bad about it!
(RM) Even best friends can have different opinions, and if they're really best friends, they'll respect each other's opinions!
(All) Pokemon Squad says... Hahaha! See you later!
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