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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 155; Bee Team | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 16 2015, 09:46 PM (539 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | Feb 16 2015, 09:46 PM Post #1 |
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Du arg, bror?
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Everyday when you're walking down High Street, Pass the Yaoi House and you'll meet Mainly idiots, but good guys too. And I say NEJ! (NEJ!) It's a terrible kind of day If those morons want to play We'll never get along with each other 'Cause if we listen to our hearts And listen to our brains Listen to the reason Then we'll all say "Never. No way." Open up your eyes Open up your ears Get away and make things better By not making us play together! It's a simple message for anyone with a brain Good logic is at hand (at hand) So by playing with the Yaois we have nothing to gain (to gain) And I say NEJ! (NEJ!) It's a terrible kind of day If those morons want to play We'll never get along with each other NEJ! What a terrible kind of day! NEJ! |
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| RayquazaMaster | Feb 18 2015, 10:11 PM Post #2 |
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Du arg, bror?
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Ash and Delia arrived on the football field and approached Larry. "Hi!" Delia said brightly. "We're here about the open spot on the Unnamed Town Bees! My son would like to join!" "But Mommy," Ash whined, "no I don't!" "Delia, I don't think you understand," Larry replied, "this isn't a kid's team. This is an adult football team. The big leagues. A real team. I mean, what year was Ash born?" "1987," Ash replied. "Okay, you're on the team," Larry said. Meanwhile, Rudy and Snap approached the bleachers to watch Ash failing miserably, where Cilan was watching the practice session and writing something on a clipboard. "Ah, such a bitter taste," Cilan muttered. "What's wrong, Cilan?" Rudy asked. "The first Bees game, against the Ladybugs, is in exactly a month!" Cilan replied. "And we still don't have someone to be the mascot! Nobody seems to want to be a bee!" "I can tell ya someone who would want ta be a bee," Snap said, slyly glancing at Rudy. "Why are you looking at me?" Rudy asked. "I don't think we can have a ten-year-old in the mascot suit," Cilan said. "I mean, the head is pretty heavy, and it gets really hot in the suit, and I doubt it'll fit." "He's an adult, bucko," Snap said. "He doesn't look like one," Cilan said. "Rudy, when's your birthday?" "March 22nd, 1992," Rudy replied. "You've got the job!" Cilan said. "But I-" Rudy began, but Snap stopped him. "Tink, Rudy," he said. "Bees, bucko. Ya know what dat means, right bucko?" Rudy lit up. "I'm on board," Rudy replied. "Delicious!" Cilan said, handing Rudy the mascot suit. "Uh, can we change the mascot?" Rudy asked, looking at the suit. "This thing is creepy." "We can, but we'd have to run it by the team first," Cilan replied. "What were you thinking of for the new mascot?" "Barry B. Benson," Rudy and Snap said in unison. Cilan groaned. "Well, let's run it by the team," he said. The three of them approached the team. "So, Bees!" Cilan said. "We've got a proposal for a new mascot, but we need your vote on the matter! Which would you prefer: Barry B. Benson from Bee Movie-" Everyone on the team laughed. "-or the old mascot?" Cilan finished, holding up the mascot suit. Everyone on the team screamed. "Barry B. Benson it is," Cilan said. "Rudy, you've got the job as Barry B. Benson." "Alright!" Rudy cheered. The day of the game against the Ladybugs finally came. Barbie was emceeing for the game. "Everyone is here today!" Barbie said. "Hardcore fans, new fans, fans of their children, and even RM is here! What a surprise!" "Oh, come on, I hate football!" RM groaned. "Why the Distortion World am I even here?!" "To support my son!" Delia shouted. "Our two teams both have just arrived!" Barbie said with a smile. "The mostly scrawny ones are the Unnamed Town Bees!" The crowd began to scream. "NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AUGH!" "And the huge, dangerously buff ones are the Unnamed City Ladybugs!" Barbie continued. Everyone's eyes turned to the Ladybugs. They all were over seven feet tall. "My Arceus, they're taller than me!" RM exclaimed from the stands. The whistle blew. Immediately the Ladybugs surged across the field and got a point. "I'm not surprised," RM said. "Stop being so negative about Ash!" Delia scolded. "The Bees always have been a terrible team," RM replied, "and Ash is holding them back even more. Plus, I'm only here because you made me come. And I have no idea how you forced me into the giant foam finger..." The whistle blew again and within literally seconds the Ladybugs had another point. The whistle then blew yet again, and this time Ash ran in front of the Ladybugs and ended up trampled. "OWIE!" he shouted. "Penalty!" Larry shouted. This occurred again and again. Finally, halftime came. "Now, here comes the Bees' new mascot!" Barbie announced. "Barry B. Benson!" "I'm so nervous," Rudy said as he put on the head. "Don't worry, bucko," Snap said. "It'll be fine! If ya mess up, it'll just be on TV everywheah across da island!" "Thanks for the encouragement, Snap," Rudy replied, and he stepped out onto the field. "NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AUGH!" everyone in the stands screamed. "This is offensive!" the real Barry B. Benson shouted from the stands. "This dehumanizes bees!" RM screamed. "THERE'S A BLOODY TALKING BEE!" he shouted, running away. PlatinumMage chuckled. "After that, I'm actually glad you made me come, Delia," he said. Then he turned to Barry B. Benson. "You do realize that you're claiming to be dehumanized when you're not a human, right?" "I can't believe this!" Barry B. Benson shouted. "Seriously, buzz white people! Always so insensitive to other cultures!" "Aren't you dating a white woman?" someone asked. "I'm doing more than just dating her," Barry B. Benson laughed. "I'm buzzing her every night!" And with that, he flew off. "Okay, now that that's done with," Barbie said, "Barry B. Benson will be doing the Cha Cha Slide with some audience kids!" "Hey, bucko, dat's da dance yo parents did at Parents' Night!" Snap shouted to Rudy. Rudy gulped as the music came on and the kids ran onto the field. He began to awkwardly dance. "Oy vey, bucko," Snap muttered, shaking his head. "White boys really CAN'T dance..." Then the head part of Rudy's mascot suit came off and fell on one of the kids. The kids all screamed. The audience began to boo Rudy. "(Nick jingle) YOU!" June shouted. "You're not the real Barry B. Benson!" Henry shouted. "You're a guy in a suit!" Everyone began to leave the field. Within five minutes, Rudy and Snap were the only ones there. Snap approached Rudy. "I really blew it, didn't I, Snap?" Rudy sighed. "Ya love ta embarrass yoself, huh?" Snap chuckled. "Ya always get inta dese situations, bucko. Remembah when yo parents did da Cha Cha Slide and Macarena at Parent's Night?" "Stop it," Rudy muttered. "And when yo mom misread 'pictuah day' as 'pajama day' and sent ya ta school in yo Mike Wazowski footie pajamas?" "You can stop..." "And how 'bout dat time when ya tought nobody was home and ya took a showah wit da doah open and sang Oops I Did It Again, and den Penny came ovah and saw everytin', bucko?" "Alright, enough, Snap." "And now, it's practically da woist ting," Snap said. "Ya humiliated yoself in front o' practically da entiah island, bucko! All dese football fans, and even Ah-M! He doesn't even like football! And ya know what, bucko? Dis was broadcast on TV, not just in Kanto, but in America too, bucko. Dat means yo parents may have been watchin' dis, Penny may have been watchin' dis, heck, even my friends in ChalkZone mighta been watchin'd dis. Aftah da wah deah ends, I'll retoin home, and dey'll see me and say, 'Snap, yo creatah ruined dat football game!', and dey'll hate me, bucko! I'm nevah gonna have any friends again... But ya know what, Rudy? Ya gotta fuhgeddabout dis. Ya gotta put yo past behind ya." "Isn't that what Timon said?" Rudy asked. "And it didn't work? And wasn't the real lesson to learn from your past?" "Dat isn't da case heah, bucko," Snap continued. "Dis ain't da Lion King. Dis is real life. But ya just gotta let dis blow ovah, bucko. Blow away... like snow." "Wait, why is music starting to play?" Rudy asked. Snap began to sing. "Da lights glow bright in da stadium tonight, Not a football fan ta be seen, A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like yo a bee! Da wind is howlin' like da swoilin' stohm inside! Couldn't keep it in, don't tink ya even tried... Don't let dem in, don't let dem see, Yo a little kid dressed up like a bee! Conceal, don't feel, don't let dem know! Well now dey know! Let it go, let it go, Can't hold it back anymoah Let it go, let it go, Toin away and slam da doah! Heah ya stand, and heah ya'll stay Let da stohm rage on, da hatahs nevah bodahed ya anyway It's funny how some hatahs make everytin' seem small And da feahs dat once controlled ya have taken ovah it all! It's time ta see what ya can do, ta test yo limits and break tru, No right, no wrong no rules-" (Rudy) "For me?" (Snap) "Yo a bee! Let it go, let it go, Yo a bee flying tru da sky Let it go, let it go- Aw, bucko, don't tell me yo gonna cry Heah ya stand, and heah ya'll stay Let da stohm rage on!" With this, Snap grabbed Rudy's magic chalk and began to draw a stadium around them. Rudy's jaw dropped. "How are you doing that without something to draw on?" he asked. "Yo powah flurries tru dat suit inta da ground Yo soul is spiralin' in honeycomb shapes all around! And one tought crystallizes like a honey blast! All da fans'll be back, soon as dis is in da past! Which it isn't gonna be fo a long time!" "Hey!" Rudy said. Snap began to draw Elsa's ice gown onto Rudy as they walked in through the doors of the stadium Snap had drawn. "Let it go, let it go! Dey'll all fuhget by dawn-" (Dawn) "Me?" (Snap) "Not yous, bucko. Let it go, let it go! But hey, fo now dey'ah gone! Heah ya stand in da lights like day! Let da stohm rage on! Da hatahs nevah bodahed ya anyway, bucko!" They stood inside a chalk stadium filled with angry chalk fans. Rudy glared at Snap. THE END POKEMON SQUAD SAYS (RM) All of us make mistakes sometimes! (Ash) It's part of what makes us human! (Brock) So don't worry if you mess up, even if you mess up big time! (RM) It just means you're human! (All) Pokemon Squad says... Hahaha! See you later! |
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