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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 154; Fairly Odd Expectations | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 15 2015, 09:01 PM (135 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | Feb 15 2015, 09:01 PM Post #1 |
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They're a far from average squad, Who no one understands With Delia, RM, and June Always giving out commands (June) *censored*ING *censored*! Doom and gloom in all their rooms, Henry and June must go to bed separately But RM's inventions can have no preventions Against causing insanity! They are the Pokemon Squad, the Pokemon Squad (Ash) Pokemon! (RM) Science marches on! Pokemon Squad, the Pokemon Squad Cattle prod, RM's bod, data mod, hot rod! (Ash) Pikachu, Pachirisu, Sqirt too, he is blue! Stunfisk, Stone Edge missed, RM's pissed- (RM) Oxenskit! Pokemon Squad, the Pokemon Squad! They'll knock you out without a doubt, They're the Pokemon Squad! (June) *censored* YOU! Edited by RayquazaMaster, Feb 15 2015, 09:55 PM.
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| RayquazaMaster | Feb 15 2015, 10:37 PM Post #2 |
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*A title card with Rudy daydreaming and a thought bubble with Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda in it and the words "Fairly Odd Expectations" is shown.* "Hey, Rudy, what's up, bucko?" Snap asked Rudy as he entered their room and saw Rudy packing his shoulder bag. "You headin' somewheah?" "Yeah, you know how a while ago I found out that I'm Timmy Turner's birth twin brother?" Rudy asked. "Yeah, bucko?" "Well, I got in touch with him, and we've arranged for a mall trip!" Rudy replied. He picked up his bag and put it over his shoulder. "I finally get to spend some time with my real family! Well, my real brother and his fairy godparents, anyway." They began to head down to the front hall. "Bucko, ya gonna wanna be cayaful," Snap said. "Ya've nevah met dese folks in real life. Deah's always gonna be sometin' different from what ya expect." "Snap, don't be so pessimistic," Rudy said as they arrived in the front hall. He opened the door. "The cast of the Fairly OddParents seems... sweet." A black SUV screeched into the driveway, and Wanda stuck her head out the window. "Get in loser, we're going shopping!" she shouted. "See you, Snap!" Rudy said as he headed over to the SUV. TO BE CONTINUED |
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| RayquazaMaster | Feb 16 2015, 09:11 PM Post #3 |
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"So, Timmy, tell us about your twin brother Rudy!" Wanda said, lighting a cigarette. "Are you sure you should be smoking with a baby in the car?" Rudy asked. Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy all laughed. "Poof isn't here!" Cosmo said. "He's not really our son," Wanda explained. "He's Juandissimo and Blonda's! And he's a total (Nick jingle)ing (Nick jingle)!" "Wanda, there are kids in the car," Cosmo said, "are you sure you should be using that kind of language?" "(Nick jingle) off, Cosmo," Wanda snapped. "I'll be quiet now..." "So tell us about Rudy, Timmy!" Wanda said. "Well, he's too gay to function!" Timmy said. "Timmy, that's not very nice!" Cosmo scolded. "Not to mention homophobic!" "Relax, Cosmo, it's a Mean Girls reference!" Timmy said. "And anyway I have gay friends, so I can say that sort of thing!" "And you're bi, honey!" Wanda added. Timmy rolled his eyes. "So let me tell you about my friends!" Timmy said to Rudy. "AJ is the smart token black kid. He doesn't have a last name. Sanjay has a crush on me. He doesn't have a last name either. Elmer has a boil, and that's about it. He doesn't have a personality OR a last name. And my only name with a last name is Chester McBadbat." "What kind of a last name is McBadbat?" Rudy asked. Timmy started laughing. "Says the kid whose last name is Tabootie!" he said. "Plus your last name rhymes with your first name!" "Well your first and last name start with the same letter!" Rudy said. "Let's put on some music!" Cosmo interrupted. He turned on the radio and Hey Soul Sister came on. He started to sing along to it. Wanda reached over and changed the station, and unintelligible heavy metal screaming came on. "Wanda, that was my favorite song!" Cosmo complained. "Well I hate it!" Wanda replied. "I want to listen to metal!" "Maybe we could have a nice conversation to ease the tension!" Rudy said. "So... Why did you guys get an annoying fairy dog?" "NO!" Timmy shouted. "Let's not go there," Cosmo said. "We REALLY don't want to talk about that," Wanda said. "Here we are!" Wanda said as they all got out of the SUV. "The mall! Here's some money. You boys run along and bond, Cosmo and I have some shopping to do." She dragged Cosmo into Spencer's. "Hey, didn't they use to sell our merchandise here?" Cosmo asked. Timmy and Rudy began to walk. "Wanna get something to eat at the food court first?" Rudy asked Timmy. "I guess there's no harm in that," Timmy replied. They split up and got their food separately, and then met at a table. "Seriously?" Timmy groaned. "McDonald's and Taco Bell? When you could be getting quality food?" "Look, to me this is quality food," Rudy replied. "I just really like McDonald's, and I really like Taco Bell. Do you have a problem with that?" "Well, yeah!" Timmy shouted. Rudy groaned. Next, they went to a clothing store. "So, which do you like better," Rudy asked Timmy, "this top, or this top?" "Whichever gets us out of here faster..." Timmy mumbled. "Are you seriously going to be this way?" Rudy sighed. "Yes," Timmy said. Next, they saw an electronics store. "Hey, there's an electronics store," Rudy pointed out. "Do you want to check it out?" "Sure, why the (Nick jingle) not?" Timmy groaned. They walked in and walked over to the DVDs. "Wow, they sure do have a lot of DVDs of your show," Rudy pointed out. "I wish my show had that kind of DVD releases." "Well, that's never gonna happen!" Timmy said. Rudy ignored this and continued looking at the DVDs. "Hey, Frozen is on sale!" he exclaimed. "Eh, that movie wasn't that great," Timmy said. Rudy's jaw dropped. "We're leaving," he said flatly. "You know," Rudy said, breaking the silence as he and Timmy walked back to the mall entrance. "You're lucky. You have a lot of friends and a show that gets a lot of publicity. I've just got a cult following online and two friends, one of whom is my boyfriend." "Let me stop you right there," Timmy said. "One of your friends you only ever met because the network executives decided there needed to be a girl on the show. The other, your boyfriend, you had to MAKE. That's pathetic beyond belief." Meanwhile, in RM's office in the production wing of the Mansion, RM was typing. PlatinumMage popped his head in. "RM, are you writing in a new character who will be your girlfriend?" he asked, squinting at the screen of RM's computer. "Um, no," RM replied, deleting the episode he had been writing. "Not to mention," Timmy continued, "you're basically Diet Timmy Turner! How is that even possible?! I'm already way underweight! I weigh 45 pounds and I'm ten! Do you have any idea how unhealthy that is?! And yet you somehow manage to be Diet Timmy Turner while being of a way healthier weight for your height and age! I can completely understand why our parents abandoned you and gave you away!" "You dirty, pink-hatted little (Nick jingle)!" Rudy shouted. He grabbed Timmy, picked him up, spun him around, and tossed him into a nearby fountain. "I'm out of here," he then said. THE END POKEMON SQUAD SAYS (RM) What do my great work in school and Pokemon training, Ash's great work in Pokemon training, and Brock's great work in Pokemon breeding all have in common? For now, let's ignore the fact that Ash is just a mediocre trainer and Brock has only hatched a single egg! (Ash) If you guessed that they're all legitimate, you were right! (Brock) All three of us only use legitimate means to reach our goals! (RM) None of us would ever stoop so low as to cheat! (Ash) Cheating only can make things worse, both for you and those around you! (Brock) So never cheat! (All) Pokemon Squad says... Hahaha! See you later! |
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