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Pokemon Squad! Episode 153; Big Fat Awesome Mansion Party
Topic Started: Feb 14 2015, 05:56 PM (64 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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"Why the (Nick jingle) do I have to go to the mall with you guys?" June groaned. "I don't (Nick jingle)ing want to!"
"June, it's not that big a deal," RM said. "I don't like going to the mall either, but I'm going! You don't see me complaining about it."
"RM, we spent 15 minutes dragging you out of your bedroom and prying you away from your computer," Brock said.
"Details," RM replied. "But anyway, June, I suppose if you want, you can stay. Everyone else is going, so you'll be on your own; are you okay with that?"
"(Nick jingle) yes," June replied.
"Okay then, it's settled," RM said. "But no parties. I want to return to the Mansion to find it exactly as I left it. Capisce?"
"RM, you lived in Brooklyn when you were a BABY," PlatinumMage said. "Stop trying to talk like you lived there all your life."
"Details," RM said again.
"I get it, I get it," June groaned. "I'm not a (Nick jingle)ing (Nick jingle)head."
"Okay, we'll be back tonight then!" RM said. "See you!"
Everyone left, leaving June alone. The door shut.
"Where's my god(Nick jingle) phonebook?!" she said to herself. "Time to call every (Nick jingle) I've ever met and throw a party!"
*Cue opening sequence like this only with the Pokemon Squad cast instead of the 3rd Rock From the Sun cast:
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Within about an hour, all of June's guests had arrived.
"June, are you sure you should be doing this while RM is out?" Doug asked her.
"Shut the (Nick jingle) up, Doug," June replied.
"I'm willing to guess this is illegal, too," Doug muttered.
"Way ahead of you," June said, "I invited the entire police force."

Meanwhile, the Sailor Senshi were getting drunk at the bar Elmo had set up.
"I thought you said this was juice..." Sailor Moon mumbled. She passed out.
"LET'S SACRIFICE HER TO SATAN!" Sailor Mars shouted.

"I think getting the police force incapacitated is illegal..." Doug muttered to June.
"Shut the (Nick jingle) up, Doug," June snapped.
Doug walked off with his wife Patty. Roger trailed after them, drooling.

"Hidely-ho, June!" Barney laughed, running to hug her. She punched him in the face.
"I didn't (Nick jingle)ing invite you, Barney," June snapped. "And I never (Nick jingle)ing would. Get out of my party."
Barney sighed and left, still smiling.
"June? I've been looking bloody everywhere for you!"
June turned and saw England approaching her.
"Iggy!" she laughed, hugging her friend.
"What have I told you about that nickname?" England scolded. "Anyway, it's been a while! How's it going?"
"Pretty (Nick jingle)ing good!" June replied.
"I believe you mean 'well,' not 'good'," England scolded. "Speak the Queen's English!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," June muttered. "Anyway, how the (Nick jingle) are you doing?"
"Well enough," England replied. "The open bar is positively wondrous. Exquisite party!"
"Thanks!" June laughed. "I just had to do something like this when everyone but me left home!"
"Aren't you a little too old to be fantasizing about things like that?" England asked. "After all, you're nearly thirty now, aren't you?"
"The (Nick jingle) does that have to do with anything?" June asked.
"Fair enough," England said. "Maturity and age don't always go hand in hand."
"(Nick jingle) you," June said.
"You as well, love," England chuckled. "And speaking of, how are things with Henry?"
"Same as they have been," June replied. "He's a total (Nick jingle)ing idiot, he always (Nick jingle)ing points out the obvious, and I love him."
"That's the best kind of relationship," English laughed. "Well, I'd best return to the party. The others of the G7 are here as well, so I'll be returning to them at the bar. It was wonderful to catch up with you!"
He walked off and June's cellphone rang.
"(Nick jingle) off, I'm (Nick jingle)ing busy," she said in answer.
"Busy with what?" RM asked on the other end of the line.
June's blood ran cold when she saw his face on the screen. She dashed out of the main hall and into her room.
"The (Nick jingle) do you want, RM?!" she shouted.
"Well," RM replied. "Ash got the mall closed down. Don't ask how. Anyway, we're going to be returning home, and we ought to be home within about half an hour."
"(Nick jingle) NO!" June shouted.
"Why not?"
"No, I- I have to go!"
June ended the call.
"I've gotta end the god(Nick jingle) party," she said.
TO BE CONTINUED
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"Alright, (Nick jingle)heads!" June shouted as she entered the main hall. "Everyone get the (Nick jingle) out!"
"Let me guess," a drunk Doug said, "RM's coming home and you don't want him to find out about the party!"
"Doug, you've had too much to drink," Patty said. "We need to leave anyway."
She began to lead him out.
"Hear that everyone?!" Doug shouted. "We're having SEX TONIGHT!"
"No we're not!" Patty said, pulling him out the door.
"Anyone else wanna be (Nick jingle)ing cooperative?!" June shouted.
There was silence.
"JUST. (Nick jingle)ING. LEAVE!" June yelled.
She grabbed a fire axe. Everyone began to scream and run out. June immediately began cleaning up.


About half an hour later, everyone returned home.
"So, June," RM said as he put his coat away, "any parties while we were out?"
"(Nick jingle) no!" June said.
"Then why are the Sailor Senshi in the coat closet, drunk and unconscious?" RM asked with a smug grin.
"...(Nick jingle)."
THE END


POKEMON SQUAD SAYS

(RM) Today, while we were out, June threw a party!
(Ash) Parties are a lot of fun!
(Brock) But you know when you shouldn't throw a party?
(RM) When you don't have the permission of whoever heads your house!
(Ash) What June did today was really bad! So don't do it!
(All) Pokemon Squad says... Hahaha! See you later!
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