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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 148; RM: Ace Attorney | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 5 2015, 05:42 PM (57 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | Jan 5 2015, 05:42 PM Post #1 |
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Du arg, bror?
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*The music from this video starts playing: We see Brock, PlatinumMage, and Max standing out on the lawn in front of the Mansion with cans of soda. RM walks up carrying a can of Dr. Pepper. The camera focuses on him as he opens it, then zooms back out to show all of them drinking their sodas in a time lapse sequence. In front of them, Barney chases Ash across the screen, with Barney Frank trailing after Barney angrily. Team Rocket chases Pikachu, Sqirt, and Pachirisu across the screen. Then, Doug drives by. RM disappears, and then comes back with more sodas for everyone. A limo driven by Larry and carrying Mayor Orange passes. It stops, and Larry comes out. The camera zooms out, and we see him beating up a blender full of salsa on the Yaoi House's lawn as Dora frantically tries to get him to stop, Bert and Ernie watch, and Roger cheers him on. Cilan delivers a crate of cigarettes from a UPS truck to the Yaoi House, where Elmo receives it, and then a crate of PokeBalls to the Mansion, where Professor Oak receives it. June chases Henry across the screen. Then May and Dawn run past with their Blaziken and Piplup, with Harley trailing after. Red passes by on his Charizard with Paul following him. Iris dashes past laughing with her Axew riding in her hair. Tracey walks past with a sketchbook and Barry runs after him, talks with him animatedly, and after eliciting a groan from Tracey ends up having a wad of cash thrown in his face. Sqirt and Pachirisu settle down next to RM, and Gary runs over to Ash, who has returned, and begins to laugh and sneer at him, resulting in Ash crying, dropping his bag, and running into the Mansion. Delia comes out and takes his bag inside. The Teletubbies and Elmo drive past in Barney's van with guns flaring and Barney chasing after them shouting. The camera zooms back in on the group, and RM's Friend walks out and hands RM a book of manga. The other three glance at it and walk off, along with Sqirt and Pachirisu. RM opens it and the camera zooms in on it, with the words "Created by RM and Sailor Pikachu" written on the cover. It closes and we zoom out to see RM with a nosebleed giggling. Sqirt and Pachirisu return, and we see the two of them standing with RM. The camera zooms in on RM's face, and we see a rotating view of it in a blue sphere on a red background with the words "Pokemon Squad" encircling it. The sphere settles in the middle, with "Pokemon" on top and "Squad" on the bottom.* |
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| RayquazaMaster | Jan 5 2015, 06:44 PM Post #2 |
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Du arg, bror?
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*A title card showing a silhouette of RM doing the Phoenix Wright "OBJECTION!" pose and the words "RM: Ace Attorney" is shown.* A group of Viacom employees sat around a table. "Sir, it's come to our attention that these kids going by the screen names RayquazaMaster, Sailor Pikachu, and PlatinumMage are writing a fanfic using a number of our copyrighted characters." "What do we do?" "Well, normally I let Patrick do the decision-making, but sue them of course!" the CEO replied with a laugh. His chair turned around to face the others. "It'll be like flipping patties. I'm ready!" "We are too, Mr. SquarePants!" everyone replied. Later, Henry was collecting the mail at the Mansion. "It's mostly junk," he said as he entered the kitchen with it, "but there's something addressed to me and June from Viacom. Didn't they disown us?" "They're (Nick jingle)ing VIACOM," June said. "Oh, right. Anyway, there's also one that's addressed to RM and PlatinumMage," he added as he handed it to RM. "Well, let's see what it is," PlatinumMage said. "It can't be anything good, it's from Viacom," RM muttered. They opened the letter and began to read it. "Dear RayquazaMaster and PlatinumMage (we couldn't get ahold of your real names), It has come to our attention here at Viacom that you're using a fair number of our characters in a non-profit parody fanfiction. As a result, we are demanding that the characters owned by us leave the fanfiction, and we will be suing you. Best regards, SpongeBob SquarePants, CEO of Viacom" "They're suing us?!" RM exclaimed. "They're making us leave?!" Henry exclaimed. "They outright said that this is a non-profit parody!" PlatinumMage said. "They're outright denying that they can do what they're trying to do!" "This is bull(Nick jingle)!" June shouted, smashing her beer bottle. Meanwhile, at the Yaoi House, Rudy, Snap, and Dora had all gotten similar letters. "I can't believe we gotta leave, bucko," Snap said somberly. "I guess you're going to have to go back to ChalkZone," Rudy said. "I can't go back deah, deah's a wah goin' on, remembah, bucko?" Snap said. "Oh yeah. Well, I guess we'll be moving in with Mom and Dad..." Rudy's parents in his photo of them began grinning. "No, ya can't move back in wit yo parents, bucko!" They began frowning sadly. "I have to go too!" Dora said. "¡A mi tambien! ¡A mi tambien!" "For once I'm GLAD that I'm owned by Disney now!" Roger sneered. "According to RM and Sailor Pikachu you're more based on the Nickelodeon version of yourself, so you're moving too," Barney Frank said, not even looking up from his newspaper. Just then, some shocking news came on the TV. President Daria began to speak. "Citizens of Kanto," she began. "Today the first lady/vice president and I received a letter from our owners at Viacom. This letter said that we can no longer live in Kanto, as we are property of Viacom. So unfortunately, as much as it pains me," she sighed, "I am likely going to have to step down from my position as President of Kanto and leave the region along with Jane." "Viacom is ridding the region of its president too?!" RM spat as he turned off the TV. "She kind of is their intellectual property," Brock said. "Looks like I'll have to get rid of my South Park DVDs," Delia sighed. Misty glared at her. "YOU GIVE ME (Nick jingle) FOR WATCHING THAT SHOW AND YET YOU HAVE DVDS OF IT?!" she shouted. Ash was crying while putting his SpongeBob toys in a plastic bag and putting the plastic bag in the trash in the kitchen. "There's nothing we can do," Max said. "At least not to my knowledge. "Actually there is!" PlatinumMage said. "Since what Viacom is doing is illegal, we can countersue for lots of money and the right to keep the characters in the fanfic! Then we'll not only keep our friends, we'll also get richer!" Ash beamed and pulled his SpongeBob toys out of the trash. "But who to represent us in court?" May asked. A few days later, the court date with Viacom had arrived. The entire main cast of Pokemon Squad sat in the Unnamed Town Courthouse, except for RM. "Where the (Nick jingle) is he?!" Sailor Pikachu whispered to PlatinumMage. "He told me he had an excellent surprise for us!" "I don't know, I haven't seen him since we left the house!" PlatinumMage whispered back. "All rise," Cilan said. Everyone rose. "The case of Viacom v. RayquazaMaster, Sailor Pikachu, and PlatinumMage is now in session, the honorable judge Judge from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney presiding. Where is RayquazaMaster, the defendant?" The doors slammed open. RM walked in dressed as Phoenix Wright. "Right here," RM said calmly as he took his seat. "What are you doing?!" Sailor Pikachu demanded. "And where's our attorney?!" "I'm representing us," RM replied. "That was my great surprise." "The extent of your knowledge about law and court procedures comes from Ace Attorney and Dangan Ronpa," PlatinumMage said. "Yes," RM replied. "Order in the court!" Judge said. "Any opening statements, Mr. RayquazaMaster?" "Why yes, your honor," RM said with a smug grin. "I'd just like to say that I feel this trial will have a most satisfactory conclusion. Also that I was unaware of opening statements being a thing, as the class trials in Dangan Ronpa only had de facto opening statements. See? I even used some Latin jargon. I know my stuff." "...Right," Judge groaned. "Well, let's begin." TO BE CONTINUED |
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| RayquazaMaster | Jan 5 2015, 08:17 PM Post #3 |
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"I'd like to first bring Mr. RayquazaMaster to the stand," the Viacom attorney said. RM sat in the chair. "Mr. RayquazaMaster," he said, "if that is your real name-" "It's not, and you're not getting my real name, nor the real names of the other authors," RM replied. "How many characters belonging to Viacom have you been using for your fanfic?" "Depends on whether you're counting background characters and characters who've stopped appearing." "Were you aware that they were and are the property of Viacom?" "Obviously." "And yet you still used them for your own profit?" "There are no profits from the fanfic. It's a non-profit fan-based parody. The letter I got about you lot suing me outright stated that." "...No more questions." Soon, it was RM's turn to shine. "The defense calls SpongeBob SquarePants to the stand," he said smugly. SpongeBob took the seat. "Mr. SquarePants," RM began, "were you aware that there are numerous laws protecting and enabling the use of articles of intellectual property in parody and satire?" "Patrick makes the decisions at Viacom for me!" SpongeBob said. "Though I was the one who decided to sue." "And why did you decide to sue?" "Because the characters are our intellectual property!" "But were you aware of the laws that exist allowing for use of intellectual property for parody and satire?" "...No." "Final question," RM said. "Are you aware that you've put yourself in the fanfic by doing this?" "WHAT?!" "No more questions," RM said smugly. "Has the jury reached a verdict?" Judge later asked. "We have, your honor," someone in the jury said. "We of the jury unanimously side with RayquazaMaster, Sailor Pikachu, and PlatinumMage." Everyone cheered. "This isn't the last you'll see of me!" SpongeBob snapped at RM. "Come on, Patrick, we're leaving!" THE END POKEMON SQUAD SAYS (RM) You can find friends in a lot of places! (Ash) But you always have to be careful! (Brock) Especially online! You never know who somebody might really be! (RM) So don't talk to strangers on the interne- oh, who am I kidding, you're all probably doing that right now, plus I do it all the time. (All) Pokemon Squad says... Hahaha! See you later! |
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