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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 146; It's a Super-Dee-Duper Life | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 24 2014, 07:14 PM (129 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | Dec 24 2014, 07:14 PM Post #1 |
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Pokemon Squad, C'mon, grab your friends We'll have a blast on Unnamed Island With Sqirt the Mudkip And RM the human (Barney) The fun and learning never ends! (RM) "Shut up, Barney!" It's Pokemon Squad! |
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| RayquazaMaster | Dec 24 2014, 08:28 PM Post #2 |
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"Barney, I honestly can't believe you sometimes," RM shouted. "And this is one of those times!" "But all I did was breakly-break-break-break-a-roo into your lab to say hidely-ho!" Barney laughed. "That's not a good thing!" RM shouted. "And neither is the fact that you broke the time machine in the process!" "In retrospect it was probably a pretty bad idea to keep it near the window," Clemont said. "Do you have any idea how long it took us to build that time machine?" RM asked Barney. "And that was back when Onee-chan and Kowalski were working here with us! It took four of us months working on it! And now it's broken beyond repair! On top of that, you're lucky it didn't trigger a wormhole! That could've torn apart the very fabric of space and time!" "RM, let's just be glad that that didn't happen and leave it at that," Max said. "You're going a little over the top." "We'll need to rebuild the time machine from scratch Max," RM replied. "The mere process of building one of those is a danger to the Time-Space Continuum. Doing anything wrong could end the universe. And I'm honestly surprised that Barney breaking in and jumping down on top of the time machine didn't end the universe!" "But I did it to show what good friendly-friend-a-loos we are!" Barney laughed. "Friends?" RM laughed back. "We are not friends. Barney, you ruin everything and are a general annoyance. Your stupidity has caused so many issues for us. If only I could show you how much better the universe would be without you..." "Well," Clemont said, "we did finish that multiverse viewing pod. We could send Barney on a trip to an alternate universe where he doesn't exist." "Perfect, Clemont," RM said. He ushered Barney towards the pod and shoved him in. "Yay, a field trip!" Barney laughed. RM shut the door. "This'll teach you," he said as he pressed the button on the remote. "WHEEEEEEEEE!" Barney laughed as the pod disappeared in a flash. TO BE CONTINUED |
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| RayquazaMaster | Dec 29 2014, 09:47 PM Post #3 |
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As Barney emerged from the pod, he found himself in the middle of Unnamed City. "Hidely-ho, Barney's back!" he laughed. "What a greatly-great-great-great-a-roo ride!" He saw Rudy and Snap passing by. "Hidely-ho, guys!" he shouted. They both screamed. "What is dat, bucko?!" Snap shouted. "If I throw money at it maybe it'll go away!" Rudy said. He began tossing money at Barney while running off. "Owdly-ow-ows!" Barney said as a quarter hit him in the eye, a smile still on his face. "Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo was that all about? If I'm using my imagination, this isn't what I want to imagine!" "Barney isn't using his imagination!" Barney turned and saw Elmo in a white robe approaching him. "I'm notly-not-not-not-a-roo?" Barney asked. "Well, Elmo is a figment of Barney's imagination," Elmo admitted, "but otherwise, no! Barney sees, RM sent Barney into an alternate universe where Barney was never born! In this universe, Rudy and Snap are happily married and Rudy is a wealthy world famous artist!" "For chalk drawings?" Barney laughed. "Rudy needs to growly-grow-grow-grow-a-roo up! Everybody knows everyone who isn't a little kid prefers whiteboards and markers!" "Well, Rudy still makes millions a year from his chalk drawings!" Elmo said. The two of them began to walk. Barney eventually saw an electronics store. "Oh boy!" he shouted, running inside. "I can watch interdimensional TV! Huhuhuhuh!" He ran into the DVD section and was immediately confused. "Where are all the SpongeBob DVDs?" he asked. "SpongeBob got canceled after the movie!" Elmo laughed. "Nickelodeon knew it was going to go downhill from there since the creator didn't want to work on it anymore, and Nickelodeon pulled the plug!" "What aboutly-bout-bout-bout-a-roo Fairly OddParents? Is Sparky still in it? He's my favorite character ever! Huhuhuh!" "Nope, Nickelodeon canceled it after Fairy Idol!" Elmo laughed. "Jimmy Neutron?" "Why doesn't Barney take a look at the TVs?" Elmo suggested. Barney did and was shocked by what he saw. "3... 2... 1... 'My scapula!' From here to the stars Eating candy bars Rides a kid who's obsessed with llamas A llama-obsessed mind He doesn't own a canine 'Bark bark?' In times of destruction, he'll say this: 'HEEEEEELP!' This is the theme verse For Carl Wheezer." Barney stared for a second and then turned back to Elmo. "And Pokemon?" he asked. "Even Barney never being born wasn't enough to make Ash a Pokemon Master." "This is the worstly-worst-worst-worst-a-roo electronics store ever!" Barney fumed, still smiling. On the way out he saw a rack of Beatles CDs labeled "NEW!". "New Beatles CDs?" he asked Elmo. "That's right!" Elmo said. "In this universe, the Beatles all are still alive and are still together! And John Lennon never met Yoko Ono!" "But she was the bestly-best-best-best-a-roo thing to happen to the Beatles!" Barney whined, still smiling. "And wherely-where-where-where-a-roo are the Justin Bieber CDs?" "Mr. Bieber used a condom," Elmo replied cheerily. They continued out of the store and saw Sailor Pikachu across the street surrounded by incredibly attractive guys. "What's with Sailor Pikachu?" Barney asked. "She's... smiling!" "In this universe, Sailor Pikachu never had a little brother, and as a result she's happy and well-adjusted!" Elmo replied. "On top of that, she's a beloved idol with loads of adoring fans! And a reverse harem to top it all off!" Barney stared for a bit but continued on his way. Soon he came across Daria, president of Kanto. "Welcome to Unnamed Town, the capital of the Kantoan territory of Unnamed Island!" she said cheerily. "I'm Daria, the president of Kanto! I always greet new visitors to Kanto, because I love meeting new people! What's your name?" "Elmo, I'm scared," Barney whispered to Elmo. "Daria grew up without a younger sister in this universe," Elmo replied, "and as a result is happy and well-adjusted, just like Sailor Pikachu!" TO BE CONTINUED Edited by RayquazaMaster, Jan 4 2015, 07:10 PM.
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| RayquazaMaster | Jan 2 2015, 06:16 PM Post #4 |
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Eventually Barney and Elmo reached RM's Mansion. Sitting on the porch surrounded by attractive girls were RM and Brock. The two of them were talking and laughing. "Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo is going on here?" Barney asked Elmo. "With Barney never having been born," Elmo said, "RM grew up similarly to Sailor Pikachu, only in the reverse situation! RM was born with a twin sister!" A girl who looked nearly identical to RM stepped out of the Mansion and onto the porch. RM and Brock greeted her enthusiastically and she did the same, and the three began to play Animal Crossing together. "As a result of having grown up with a twin sister," Elmo continued, "RM grew up to be happy and well adjusted!" "Withly-with-with-with-a-roo a harem?!" Barney asked. "Less of a harem and more of a fangirl following," Elmo replied. "RM has been on a lot of dates in this universe, and unlike in Barney's universe, girls actually fight over RM!" "And Brock?" "Brock developed a much better and more attractive personality in this universe and many girls are clamoring to be with Brock! Brock even won People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive contest three years in a row!" Barney groaned, a smile still on his face. "Let's go to the Yaoi House," he said. "I want to go homely-home-home-home-a-roo." "Barney has no home in this universe!" Elmo laughed. But the two walked over to the Yaoi House anyway. TO BE CONTINUED |
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| RayquazaMaster | Jan 3 2015, 10:08 PM Post #5 |
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Barney arrived at the Yaoi House and knocked on the door. "You know, something seems different about the Yaoi House," he said. Elmo opened the door. "Hello?" he said. "Oh, Elmo!" Barney cried, hugging Elmo. "I'm so gladly-glad-glad-glad-a-roo to see you, even though I've been with you this whole time!" "Elmo has never met this freak," Elmo said. "Sure you have, it's me, Barney!" "Elmo knows Barney. Barney used to live here. But Barney is now the President of the United States." "No, that's Barney Frank!" "Elmo KNOWS it's Barney Frank!" "I'm his little brother Barney!" "Barney Frank doesn't have a brother, and if Barney Frank did, why would Barney Frank have a brother with the same name?! Now excuse Elmo, but Elmo has to count this week's profits for Elmo's Tavern." "But don'tly-don't-don't-don't-a-roo you just do that when you work at the Tavern?" Barney asked. "HAHAHAHAHA, no!" Elmo laughed. "Elmo's Tavern is a global franchise! How could Elmo possibly work at every single Elmo's Tavern all over the world?" "Larry would find a way," Barney said. "Larry? Why would Larry find a way?" Elmo asked. "Larry's at Harvard with a full scholarship and even if it weren't for the scholarship he could still go anywhere he wanted because his family is loaded!" "Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo about Barbie?!" "Barbie would find a way, Elmo can't argue against that, but these days Barbie is too busy being an outspoken advocate for women's rights in parts of the world where they have few! Barbie is such a good role model for girls everywhere, and her figure proves that everyone is beautiful!" "Wh-what about Cilan?" Barney asked, losing momentum. "Cilan?" Elmo asked. "Oh, Cilan's the best Pokemon Connoisseur in the world! He doesn't need to do more than one job!" Elmo slammed the door. "Oh, Elmo," Barney cried, still smiling as he turned to face the other Elmo who stood beside him. "Why is this world so cruel?! Also, where's Dora and why didn't the doorbell play La Cucaracha?" "Oh, in this universe, Dora is the President of Mexico," Elmo explained. "Everyone is so muchly-much-much-much-a-roo better off without me!" Barney sobbed, still smiling. "And now things are starting to get blurry!" "Yeah, Elmo isn't sure why," Elmo said. Suddenly Barney noticed he was fading. "What's going on?!" he asked, frightened but still smiling. "Elmo doesn't know!" Elmo said. "Well, everyone is better offly-off-off-off-a-roo without me," Barney said. "Maybe me fading into oblivion is for the better." He disappeared. "Okay, get the Muk out, that's enough." Barney opened his eyes and saw RM pulling him out of the pod. "Whatly-what-what-what-a-roo happened?" Barney asked. "I got bored of watching the projection of you in the alternate universe where you were never born," RM said, gesturing to the screen behind the pod. "That, and confused about you spending so much time talking to yourself and thinking you were talking to Elmo." "I was using my imagination!" Barney said. "Sure you were. Anyway, I think that's more than enough of an existential crisis for one day. Get on with your life." "My life..." Barney said. "So I exist again?!" "That's what I just said, I pulled you out of the universe where you don't exist," RM said. "YIPPEE!" Barney laughed, hugging RM. "Get off me!" THE END POKEMON SQUAD SAYS (RM) In today's episode, Barney has an existential crisis! (Ash) But you know what you should do if you ever have an existential crisis or feel worthless? (Brock) You should talk to your loved ones, and maybe they'll be able to help! (All) Pokemon Squad says... Hahaha! See you later! |
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