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| Pokemon Squad! Episode 145; Ro-Brock | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 23 2014, 09:50 PM (70 Views) | |
| RayquazaMaster | Dec 23 2014, 09:50 PM Post #1 |
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Du arg, bror?
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Cruisin' on down High Street You're relaxed and feeling good Next thing that you know you're seein' A purple pedo in the neighborhood! Surfin' on a Stunfisk Swingin' at Elmo's bar Take a trip through town with Doug Tryin' to destroy Barney's car! With the POKEMON SQUAD! Not with the Yaoi House Hang with the POKEMON SQUAD! Experiment in RM's lab Our friends the POKEMON SQUAD! Stranded on an island twice With the POKEMON SQUAD! Dressed up totally fab! So strap Tabootie to the seat (Rudy: "HEY!") Come on in and don't be shy Just to make you so done with life You can't leave, don't even try! With the POKEMON SQUAD! Can't eject the tape, there's no escape! Come on, hang with the POKEMON SQUAD! |
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| RayquazaMaster | Dec 24 2014, 06:57 PM Post #2 |
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"But mommy, I wanna watch it!" Ash whined. "Ash, that movie is on well past your bedtime!" Delia replied. "Not to mention it's rated PG-13!" "But I wanna watch it!" "Fine, sweetie, you can watch it, but this is the only time!" "Yay!" "What movie did he want to watch, Delia?" RM asked. "I think it's made by Apple," Delia replied. "Apple doesn't make movies," RM replied. "But it's called iRobot!" "You mean I, Robot?" RM asked. "That was a pretty good movie, I certainly enjoyed it! Not as much as the original story by Isaac Asimov though. But I'll watch it with Ash if you want!" "Would you? That'd be wonderful, thank you!" After the movie, Ash had trouble getting to sleep. "Henry, I'm scared!" he said to his roommate, but Henry was already fast asleep. When Ash finally did fall asleep his dreams were filled with terrifying robots. "I SURRENDER!" Ash shouted when his alarm clock went off. He looked around and saw that it was just the alarm clock, turned off the alarm, and got out of bed. Meanwhile, Brock was on the phone with the staff of the Orange Sea Anemone Channel. "No, no, no, not THAT porno!" he said. "I want you to show the one that has the scene where that girl thinks she's a robot and goes, 'beep boo boo bop beep boo boo bop'!" "Nah," Larry said on the other end of the line. "You're thinking of the one where she goes 'boop bop beep boop boo bop'." Ash walked by and heard the beeping noises. "Oh no!" he shouted. "Brock's a robot!" He ran to June's room and opened the door. "JUNE!" he shouted. June was cutting her toenails in her bathrobe. She screamed. "KETCHUM, WHAT THE (Nick jingle) ARE YOU DOING?!" "I think Brock is a robot!" "What the flying (Nick jingle) does that (Nick jingle)ing have to do with me?!" June demanded. "You're the toughest and bravest person in the Mansion," Ash replied. "(Nick jingle) yeah I am," muttered June. "But why the (Nick jingle) do you think Brock's a god(Nick jingle) robot?!" "I heard him making beeping noises!" Ash replied. "That means (Nick jingle)ing nothing, dumbAsh," June snapped. Meanwhile Brock had left his room and was talking with RM. "So you've finished both Pokemon Omega Ruby AND Pokemon Alpha Sapphire already?" he asked him. "You're a bit late to be hearing that," RM replied. "I finished Omega Ruby last Tuesday. And actually this is unusual for me to take that long to finish two Pokemon games, so I would hardly say already." Ash and June began to approach, with Ash wanting to prove to June that Brock was a robot. "So why did it take you unusually long?" Brock asked RM. "There was a huge amount of post-game material," RM replied. "Oh yeah, like the Delta Episode!" Brock said. "Yes, exactly!" said RM. "And don't tell May I said this, but I found Zinnia in the Delta Episode REALLY hot." "What's she look like again?" Brock asked. "Hold on a second," RM replied, pulling out his phone and bringing up a picture. "See?" "Eh, she's okay," Brock replied. Ash, June, and RM all gasped. "What do you mean she's okay?!" RM demanded defensively. "Zinnia is absolute perfection!" "I mean she's just alright, nothing special," Brock replied. "See?! I told you he's a robot!" Ash hissed to June. "(Nick jingle), I believe you now!" June replied. The two of them began to rush back to June's room. "So what do we do about the robot uprising?" Ash asked June. "We need (Nick jingle)ing information on our enemies," June replied. "We need to interrogate the (Nick jingle) out of Brock." Later, Brock was reentering his room when he felt himself falling to the floor. "Ow," he muttered. He looked at the door way and say a trip wire there. "What the Muk?" Suddenly, he found himself being lifted and roped up. "HEY!" he shouted. But RM's Friend just continued reading Saint Young Men on his bed. "Alright, fess the (Nick jingle) up," June demanded as she dropped Brock in a chair. "About what?!" Brock asked. "Being a robot!" Ash said. "What?! I'm not a robot!" Brock shouted. "A likely story!" Ash said. "Tell us about your (Nick jingle) robot allies or die!" June shouted. "June, that's going a little overboard," Ash said. "Eat (Nick jingle)!" "I can't die now!" Brock shouted. "I haven't even gotten laid!" He began to cry. "Ketchum," June said, "I'm no expert but I'm pretty (Nick jingle)ing sure robots don't cry about not getting laid." "Oh," Ash said. "I guess he's not a robot after all." Ash left and Brock and June were left alone in the room, save for RM's Friend reading his manga on the bed across from them. "AUGH!" Brock shouted. "JUNE!" "Heh." THE END POKEMON SQUAD SAYS (RM) I eat a pretty low variety of food! (Ash) And I eat everything in huge amounts! (Brock) So which of these two do you think eats the right way? ... That's right, neither! (RM) Remember to eat a good variety of food! (Ash) And remember to eat in moderation! (All three) Pokemon Squad says... Hahaha! See you later! |
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