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Pokemon Squad! Episode 138; The Band Episode
Topic Started: Oct 11 2014, 01:43 PM (80 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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(Brock) Are you ready, trainers?
(Kids) Aye-aye, Brock!
(Brock) I can't see you!
(Kids) AYE-AYE, BROCK!
(Brock) Oooooooooh,
Who lives in a mansion in Unnamed Town?
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) There's a yellow creature who's wearing a frown!
(Kids) POKEMON SQAUD!
(Brock) If Pokemon nonsense is something you need
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) Uh... I like it when Pokemon breed! Heheh.
(Kids) POKEMON SQUAD!
(Brock) Ready?
(All) Pokemon Squad! Pokemon Squad! Pokemon Squad!
(Brock) Pokemon Squad! Heheheheheh...
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RM sat in his room very badly strumming a guitar, unable to hear the agonized screams of his housemates over the horrible playing. He sighed.
"I'm never going to be even decent at this," he muttered.
Then, his phone rang. He picked it up.
"Was that a dying Wailord I heard, or did you pick up an instrument again?" he heard through the line.
RM gasped.
"AlakazamBrain," he said, "my old rival from NSC and GoG."
"The one and only," AB replied. "So, my band was asked to open at Unnamed Town Stadium this weekend."
"Unnamed Town Stadium?" RM gasped.
"Unfortunately," AB continued, "I've got a prior engagement this weekend, as a judge at a science convention. So I was hoping your band could open instead."
"Well-" RM began.
"Oh that's right, silly me," AB said. "I forgot. You don't have a band. Well, I'll just have to call up somebody else with a real band. Goodbye, RM."
"You've got that wrong!" RM shouted into the line. "It just so happens that I do have a band, and we can indeed open at Unnamed Town Stadium this weekend!"
"Good to hear," AB replied. "Let's hope the audience brings plenty of ibuprofen." He hung up.
RM began to breath heavily.
"I have to gather a band together and train them as quickly as possible!" he said.

The next evening, RM was on his way to the meeting about the band. He had put up fliers all over Unnamed Town and Unnamed City and was hoping for at least a decent turnout. He stepped into the meeting room of the Mansion to see a huge number of people from all over the area.
"Hello everyone," he said. "So, as I'm sure you all know from the fliers, I'm searching for anyone with any musical talent at all to form a band to open at Unnamed Town Stadium this weekend. Let's start with some basics. Who here has played a musical instrument before?"
Only a few hands went up, namely those of Sailor Pikachu and PlatinumMage.
"Is a siren an instrument?" RM heard somebody ask.
"No, Lil Wayne," he replied, "a siren is not an instrument."
Lil Wayne's hand went up again.
"The N-word isn't an instrument either."
Lil Wayne walked out.
"Do instruments of torture count?" Phineas asked excitedly.
Everyone stared at him.
"Hey, (Nick jingle) off!" he hissed.

"Well, let's do some initial practice," RM said later. "Let's start kicking!"
"That's a chorus line," PlatinumMage corrected.
"Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!" Ash laughed, kicking June.
June roared and chased Ash out of the room. When Ash came back in, he had his neck caught in a trombone.
"Whoever is the owner of the white van with something scribbled on it in Sharpie and no windows," he said, "you left your lights on."
As he sat down a note came from the trombone through his mouth.
"Okay, now that that ordeal is over..." RM muttered. "Let's practice our instruments. First the brass section, go!"
The brass section, which included PlatinumMage, Barney, and several others blew several notes into their instruments.
"Now the woodwinds!" RM said.
The woodwinds section, made up of Henry, Barney Frank, Daria, and several others, blew a few notes into their instruments.
"Now the drums!"
The drum section, consisting of Elmo, Rudy, Snap, and several others, stuck their drumsticks in their mouths and blew, the sticks shooting out and pinning RM to the wall.
"I thought you guys played instruments!" RM said to Rudy and Snap.
"Not the drums," Rudy said.
"Dat was Penny, bucko," Snap said.

The next day, RM took everyone out for marching practice through the streets of Unnamed Town. Fanboy and Chumchum were twirling the batons.
"Faster!" RM commanded.
They began to twirl faster.
"Still not fast enough!"
They twirled faster and faster. Suddenly their batons lifted them off the ground and crashed them into a blimp, popping the blimp and killing them. The rest of the band began to play Celebration, with those who weren't playing cheering. RM groaned and walked off.
TO BE CONTINUED
Edited by RayquazaMaster, Oct 12 2014, 12:12 PM.
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"So, Red," RM asked the next day at practice, "how's your vocal solo coming?"
Red held up a sign that said, "Pretty well! Wanna hear?"
"Sure!"
Red held up a sign with the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song on it.
"You're off vocals, Red," RM said, shaking his head.

"Okay," RM said to the full band the next day, "this is the last day of practice before the performance, and none of us have improved whatsoever."
Ash continued to chew on his tuba.
"But I have a hypothesis," RM continued. "People talk loudly when they want to sound smart. I know this from experience and I am doing exactly that right now. So maybe if we play really loudly, people will think we're good! From the top now, one, two, three!"
Everyone played their instrument as loudly as possible, shattering all glass in the area and blasting RM up against the wall.
"Okay, new hypothesis," he said in a pained voice. "If we play so quietly nobody can hear us, then they'll assume we're halfway decent."
"Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad," June said, "if some people didn't try to play without any fingers!"
"What did ya just say, bucko?" Snap demanded.
"Without! Any! Fingers!"
"Well dat ain't just fo lookin' good on moichandise, bucko!" Snap shouted.
"Your show never got any (Nick jingle)ing merchandise!" June shouted.
"Yoahs didn't eidah, bucko! And at least my show wasn't a product of da times, bucko!"
"Bring it on, blue man!" June snapped.
"No, people," Rudy said, stepping between them. "Let's be smart and bring it off!"
"OH, SO NOW TIMMY TURNER IS GOING TO PREACH TO US!" Sailor Mars shouted.
The scene descended into chaos. June ran after a screaming Ash with a trombone, while Snap chased her flinging drumsticks at her. She turned and ran toward Snap, and Barney Frank smashed the two of them between his cymbals.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" RM shouted. Everyone became quiet and looked at him. "Well, you've managed to do it," he said. "You've managed to extinguish that last glimmer of hope that I can achieve something that people will actually care about."
"Nobody would care about this even if we succeeded!" someone shouted.
"If you need me," RM sighed, "I'll be in the lab slamming my head in the door. Repeatedly."
He walked off.
"Poor guy," Ash said. "We should all be ashamed of ourselves. Think of all he's done for us, and how we've now betrayed him."
"RM's done nothing for us," June snapped. "He's a selfish (Nick jingle)head."
"June, when you left your sweater on a bus," Ash asked, "who got it back for you?"
"Larry," June replied.
"And Sailor Pikachu," Ash said. "When you had your audition for your record deal, who stayed up all night until you returned to the Mansion?"
"RM only did that because he couldn't sleep," Sailor Pikachu said.
"Right!" Ash said. "So if we can just pretend he's Larry, or he stayed up intentionally, then we can do our best and do for him what he brought us here to do!" He took the podium. "One! Twelve! Eight, seven, three! Go!"
TO BE CONTINUED
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The next day, RM showed up to Unnamed Town Stadium alone, wallowing in self-pity.
"Well, I blew it," he said. "I just hope that-" He saw AlakazamBrain. "-AB ISN'T HERE!"
"Hello, RM," AB said. "Showed up just in time, it appears. But where's your band?"
"They couldn't make it," RM said. "They, uh, died."
"Then who's that?" AB asked, pointing behind RM.
RM turned and saw everyone else in marching band uniforms. He screamed.
"THAT WOULD BE THEM!" he shouted in shock.
"We're ready to go, RM!" Ash said.
"This is just what I expected your band to be like," AB scoffed.
"That's Ash's eager face," RM muttered, grabbing a band uniform from Ash and putting it on. "Well, let's go," he sighed.
They walked into the stadium, AB following with a smug grin and his arms crossed.
RM nervously glanced at the audience in the stands.
"Let's get this over with..." he said nervously. He raised his baton. "One... Two... Three... Four..."
They all began to play the first Pokemon theme song. Shockingly well. RM's jaw dropped.
Ash came to the front and began to sing.
"I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

(Gotta catch 'em all)

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

You're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon

(Gotta catch 'em all)

A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon

(Gotta catch 'em all)
(Gotta catch 'em all!)
Pokemon!"
RM waved to AB as he was carried away on a stretcher unconscious from shock. He then jumped in the air, elated.
THE END

Enter at your own peril!
Past the bolted doors!
Where impossible things may happen
That you've never seen before!

In RM's laboratory
Live the smartest boys you've ever seen!
But Ash blows RM's, Max's, and Clemont's projects to smithereens!
There is doom and gloom while things go boom
In RM's lab!
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