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Pokemon Squad! Episode 136; Larreon
Topic Started: Oct 7 2014, 06:23 PM (68 Views)
RayquazaMaster
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Du arg, bror?
Everyday when you're walking down High Street,
Pass the Yaoi House and you'll meet
Mainly idiots, but good guys too.

And I say NEJ! (NEJ!)
It's a terrible kind of day
If those morons want to play
We'll never get along with each other

'Cause if we listen to our hearts
And listen to our brains
Listen to the reason
Then we'll all say "Never. No way."
Open up your eyes
Open up your ears
Get away and make things better
By not making us play together!

It's a simple message for anyone with a brain
Good logic is at hand (at hand)
So by playing with the Yaois we have nothing to gain (to gain)

And I say NEJ! (NEJ!)
It's a terrible kind of day
If those morons want to play
We'll never get along with each other
NEJ! What a terrible kind of day! NEJ!
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RayquazaMaster
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"I really need to get all my jobs under control," Larry muttered to himself as he walked out of his UPS truck and carried a package to the entrance to RM's lab. "I mean, today alone I've done photography for National Geographic, register duty at McDonald's, guard duty at the Unnamed City Museum of Natural History, and now UPS delivery service. And it's only 3PM. Oh well, at least when my shift ends here I have a little break before covering the Unnamed Island Senate for C-SPAN. And besides, I'm just delivering RM's Tyrunt plush. What's the worst that could happen?"
He knocked on the door and opened it to screaming and chaos.
"Ash, be careful!" Clemont shouted.
"Not the cloning pod!" Max shouted.
"Watch the wires!" RM shouted.
"There's a sale at JC Penny!" Delia shouted.
Everyone stared at her as she read the newspaper.
"I know your son came down here," RM said, "but remind me again why you came with him?"
Ash tripped. The cloning pod came crashing down. There was an explosion and a flash, and Larry felt himself being hit by an electrical current. He toppled to the ground.
"Larry!" Clemont exclaimed.
"Are you alright?" Max asked.
"Hey, my plush arrived!" RM said, picking up the package from beside Larry.
Clemont and Max glared at RM.
"Seriously, RM?" Max asked. "Larry gets shocked and all you care about is your plush?"
"Larry scares me," RM said meekly.
They all turned to Larry as his body shrank and became covered in brown fur. A cream ruff sprouted around his neck. A tail grew from his rear. His ears grew big and curved.
"What happened?" he muttered as he tried to get to his feet.
RM, Max, and Clemont gasped.
"Um, Larry?" Max said. "You've been changed somehow."
"How?" Larry asked, standing on all fours.
"Well, I think some Eevee genetic material from our cloning experiment got spliced into yours," Clemont said. "Actually, more than just some. A lot. To put it bluntly-"
"You look like a furry now," RM interrupted.
"Not what I was going to say," Clemont groaned.
Larry looked around for a mirror. He finally found one and gasped when he saw his reflection.
"I'm an... Eevee?!" he exclaimed.
"It's reversible most likely," RM said. "Don't worry about that."
"It'll take time to prepare something to do so though," Max put in.
"Yes, I'd estimate probably we can have it ready by..." Clemont said, "...hm, let's say tomorrow morning."
"But what about until then?!" Larry asked.
"You'll just have to go about your life as an Eevee," RM shrugged.
"I have jobs to do!" Larry shouted. "A lot of them! More than I should have! How am I supposed to do them in this state?!"
"I'm pretty sure your bosses would be okay with giving you a sick day for this of all things," Max said.
"You don't have my bosses!" Larry said. "And anyway, how are those jobs going to get done if I can't do them?"
"I don't know what to tell you, Larry," Clemont said.
"I do," RM said. "And it's that we can't do anything until we can prepare a de-splicer."
"I think he knows that already, RM," Clemont said. "And I was being gentle anyway."
"Just give us some time," Max said. "Maybe things will figure themselves out."
Larry groaned and left the lab.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Larry began the long walk to the Unnamed Island Capitol Building, not even bothering to drive because he knew he wouldn't be able to. He arrived twenty minutes into the meeting.
"Sorry I'm late," he gasped to Barbie as he tried to catch his breath. "Where's the camera?"
Barbie screamed, still smiling.
"Well, that's not good," Larry muttered.
"Talking flat-headed Eevee!" Barbie exclaimed, a smile still frozen on her face.
"No, no, it's me, Larry!" Larry protested. He noticed that the senate was now entirely focused on him. He groaned. "Oh, great."
"Hey, hey Larry!" Mayor Orange laughed. "Hey! HEY!"
"What?" Larry asked.
"Since you're an Eevee now," Mayor Orange responded, "I guess you could say you're a Larreon! Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Everyone in the senate began to laugh at Larry. Larry sighed.
"Well at least this isn't televised," he muttered.
"Oh, I was filling in for you since you didn't show up on time," Barbie said. "This whole thing was on TV!"
Everyone laughed even harder.
Larry left feeling worse than he had ever felt. He went straight to his apartment, not bothering to go to his next job for fear he'd ruin it as well.
"I'm home, Loopy," he said as he walked in the door.
Loopy laughed when she saw him.
"Haha, hey Larreon!" she scoffed.
"Oh, come ON!" Larry groaned. "Not you too!"
"Larry, it's all over TV and the internet," Loopy laughed. "You're practically a meme! You're the next Doge I bet!"
"Oh please no," Larry sighed, choking back tears.
"Larreon, Larreon," Loopy laughed as she pranced around the house.

That night, Larry was exhausted after his long and traumatizing day. He approached his bed and jumped to try to get into it. But he found himself clinging to the edge and soon fell back to the floor.
He sighed.
"At least nothing else can go wrong at this point," he said, "seeing as my day is over."
"Larreon, Larreon!" Loopy taunted.


The next morning, Larry walked to RM's Mansion and entered the lab to find that the cloning pod had been reconstructed.
"Oh, good, so you'll be using that to get me back to normal?" Larry asked.
"That's right, Larreon!" RM said, holding back a laugh.
"OH COME ON!" Larry shouted.
"RM!" Clemont scolded.
"Oh come on," RM said. "It's all over the internet and TV!"
"Sorry," Max said to Larry. "RM spends way too much time on the internet."
"Anyway," Clemont said, "just step into that pod and we'll remove the Eevee genetic material from your body and replace it with your own genetic material."
"Wait," Larry said. "How do you guys have my genetic material."
RM began to whistle and stare at the ceiling.
Larry groaned.
"Fine," he said. "Let's get this over with."
He stepped into the pod. Clemont pulled a lever and the pod shut. Steam began to come out of it, and the door opened, showing a normal Larry and a clump of Eevee fur.
"Alright, it worked!" Larry exclaimed. "Incidentally, who's in charge around here in the lab?"
"That'd be RM," Max said.
"Well then, RM," Larry said, "seeing as I'm currently on duty as a police officer, you're hereby under arrest for turning me into a meme."
He handcuffed RM.
"But it was an accident caused by Ash!" RM protested.
"Tell that to the judge!"
"Come on guys, help me!" RM shouted.
"Bye RM!" Max laughed.
THE END

Enter at your own peril!
Past the bolted doors!
Where impossible things may happen
That you've never seen before!

In RM's laboratory
Live the smartest boys you've ever seen!
But Ash blows RM's, Max's, and Clemont's projects to smithereens!
There is doom and gloom while things go boom
In RM's lab!
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