Looney Scientists Show Episode 4

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Looney Scientists Show Episode 4; "Natural Born Whompers"
Topic Started: Aug 6 2012, 03:45 PM (47 Views)
Lancelot Niccals	Aug 6 2012, 03:45 PM Post #1
I REGRET NOTHING! Posts: 984 Group: Trainers Member #14 Joined: September 3, 2010	shows clouds opening revealling Looney Scientists Show Logo (sung) The Looney Scientists Goes through town and goes into a window of a local high school. Shego is seen writing on a blackboard "Allie is not interested in my unwanted advances" many times. The bell rings and then she skateboards out of a school. Meanwhile, Drakken is seen working with a carbon rod at the power plant. The foghorn sounds and he leaves, with the carbon rod still in his jacket. Cut to the grocery store where Doofenshmirtz is reading a magazine on Platypi as Lancelot sits on the checkout conveyer belt. Lancelot is thrown into a grocery bag and Doofenshmirtz notices him and wheels him out. Then you see Allie at band practice, but the rehearsal halts as she starts playing a saxophone reindition of "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane. Miss Finster sends her out as she continues playing the tune as she exits. We then cut to Drakken driving home as he throws the carbon rod out of his shirt. Cut to Shego skating through town past a group of cameos of the cast of Full House. Meanwhile, Lancelot is driving and honking a car horn as it's revealed to be part of a booster seat as he's imitating Doofenshmirtz's driving. They drive by Allie biking home. She bikes into the driveway, as Shego bounces of Drakken's car with her skateboard. After Allie nearly hits Drakken, Doofenshmirtz and Lancelot drive into the garage chasing Drakken out as he screams. They all rush into the living room only to find The Simpsons sitting in their place. Homer says "Why does everyone want to use our couch for their parodies? Get your own!" Our favorite nimrods were sitting around the living room bored of life. They were trying to think of ways to keep them busy. "How about we watch a movie?" "Last time we watched a movie you reccommended Allie, you sent everyone into a coma." "I thought that the movie 'Fat Slugs' was a cute family flick about singing creatures." "Honey? That movie was called 'Fat SLAGS.' Not 'SLUGS.'" "Oh." "How about we play 'Tekken?'" "The game system's busted, Drakken." "Wha?!?!?" "Doofenshmirtz used it to make his 'Virtual Reality-inator.' It got blown up. End of story." "NRGHHRGHH! "Let's talk about our feelings and sing about otterflies!" "NO!" everyone chorused at DNAmy. "How 'bout we play Truth or Dare?" Allie looked hesitant. "I dunno....this one time I played it at a slumber party, everyone went home crying." "No, this Truth or Dare isn't about hurting the feelings and sending everyone weeping like willows, it's more... EXTREME. Alright, who wants to go first? Doofie?" "I didn't say anything." "You're doing it." "I didn't sign up for this!" "Truth or Dare?" Doofenshmirtz sighed. "Dare?" The most impish smile crossed Lancelot's face. Lancelot gave Doofenshmirtz a creepy, sardonic smile. "I mean, TRUTH! TRUTH! I changed my mind!" "No going back. I dare you and Allie to make your affections more...public?" Allie blinked. "You mean kissing more in crowds?" "No! I mean...." Lancelot whispered into Doofenshmirtz' ear. Doofenshmirtz started laughing. "What?" "Your mustasche TICKLES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lancelot sighed as he wiggled his mustasche. "Back to what I was saying....." --------------------- The next morning, Allie said goodbye to Doofenshmirtz after their rendevouz before class. After he left, Miss Finster came into Allie's classroom with an angry look on her face. "What was all that ruckus I heard?" "What ruckus?" "Those thumping sounds. I heard things being jostled and bumped into!" "Oh, I was just.....cleaning." "We have janitors for that you know." "That give old ladies rides on floor buffers.." "WHAT?!?!" "Nothing!" "Hmmmm....Well, I heard MOANING coming from the classroom." "Moaning?!??!" "Moaning." "Oh, I had a bit of a stomach ache. Must have eaten something that didn't agree with my stomach." "But what was that giggling and those cries of 'More! More!' I heard?" "I was watchiiiiiing.......Spice World! Yeah, I love that movie." "But where's the TV?" "I brought it back to the AV Room." "Likely story...." Miss Finster looked around the room. "Aha! A coat!" "Oh, that? It's fairly new. You like it?" "Why did you buy a lab coat?" "Because they're cool." "But why does it say Heinz Doofenshmirtz on it?" "He sold it to me. Silly me, I forgot to get rid of the name tag." As Miss Finster left the room, Doofenshmirtz and Lancelot were hiding in the bushes outside laughing. Doofenshmirtz and Allie gave each other a thumbs up. "Old coot didn't know what hit her." "Or who hit her?" "Doof, you are truly a secret agent." "Say it with me Lance: One two three.." "SCAN-DA-LOUUUUUS!" the two chortled with laughter. "Hey, like, that's OUR catchphrase!" Ashley A. barked. "Yeah, it's like, copyrighted!" END OF PART 1



Lancelot Niccals	Aug 7 2012, 11:37 AM Post #2
I REGRET NOTHING! Posts: 984 Group: Trainers Member #14 Joined: September 3, 2010	Later that day, Miss Finster set out to prove what Ms. Grotke did. Since she didn't have any evidence, Miss Finster was skulking around the school. As she walking into the hallways, she heard a high pitched giggling coming from the teacher's lounge. She ran into the lounge. "AHA! I KNEW IT! I KNEW THAT YOU COULDN'T HIDE FROM ME....Mr. Yamashiro's sense of humor?" The first grade teacher was laughing at one of Mr. Yamashiro's jokes. "And the talent agent says 'Gee, what do you call a joke like that?' and the family says 'The Aristocrats'!....or is it 'The Aristocats?'" Miss Finster just glared at Mr. Yamashiro. "Right....." she said returning to her search. As she walked through the hallway, she heard moaning coming from the nurse's office. She charged in. "AHA-Randall?" "Ohhh.....Miss Finster, Miss Finster. I ate something that didn't agree with me." "Will you be able to tattle at recess today?" "Hopefull-excuse me." Randall ran into the bathroom in the nurse's office. Retching sounds came from behind the door. Miss Finster sighed and continued her journey. All of a sudden, she heard someone shout "MORE MORE MORE!" Miss Finster smiled. "Now's my chance." she ran towards the door. She barged right in. "AHA NOW I GOT YOU YOU LITTLE HOOLIGAN! CEASE THIS....singing?" "With a rebell yell, she cried MORE MORE MORE!" Miss Lemon was singing karaoke. Miss Finster looked confused. "Miss Lemon, I didn't know you were a Billy Idol fan!" Mis Lemon just glared at her. Miss Finster decided to slowly back away. Miss Finster was about to give up when she heard a violent ruckus coming from Miss Grotke's room. "What was that?" She heard Miss Grotke screaming and things getting knocked over. Miss Finster walked over to the classroom slowly. She then tore open the door. "AHA I CAUGHT YOU IN THE-AAAAAAAAGHGHHG!" An angry ferret jumped on Miss Finster's face. Miss Finster ran screaming. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" The custodian Hank came and removed it for her. "Whose ferret is this?" Phil raised his hand. As Hank helped the ferret back into his cage, Ms. Grotke came over to Miss Finster. "I think you need a rest. You had a long day and it's not even over yet." "But-" "No. You need to take recess off. I mean, a FERRET ATTACKED YOU IN THE FACE! Look at those scratches!" "But I'm fine! Really!" Miss Finster croaked. "Just go to the freaking nurse. You're scratches will get infected." Miss Finster sighed and left the room. The bell rang and all the kids ran out. As Miss Grotke looked around, she stuck her head out of the window. "Coast is clear, Doofie." As Doofenshmirtz hopped into the window, he closed the shades. "While the children are away, how about WE play?" "Absolutely! And that rhymed!" Doofenshmirtz smiled as he pulled a game of Twister out of her desk. "After this game, how about we do something even MORE fun?" "You mean Candyland?" Doofenshmirtz just gave her a knowing, sly look. "Ohhh. That's even funner! And we won't get caught." "Lancelot will be sooo proud." END DNAmy starts singing I like to collect stuffed animals I sew them up if they have any holes My hobbies my friends don't understand From the house I'm prone to being banned No one wants to have tea time with me Which makes me a sad panda as can be... I'm so lonely..... My friends never want to play with me Because I'm disgustingly saccharine And my hugs are too tight No one wants to befriend me Because I'm disgustingly saccharine And now I'm gonna cry I'm also a very good cook But when I offer tea, they give me an odd look And when I try to give them hugs They run like I'm covered in bugs They all act like big meanies When I show them my Beanies (Otterflies anyone?) I'm so lonely..... My friends never want to play with me Because I'm disgustingly saccharine And my hugs are too tight No one wants to befriend me Because I'm disgustingly saccharine And now I'm gonna cry You guys are such big fat meanies! Meanies! Meanies! Meanies! You guys are such big fat meanies! Meanies! Meanies! MEAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIES! Now I'm gonna cry! My friends never want to play with me Because I'm disgustingly saccharine And my hugs are too tight No one wants to befriend me Because I'm disgustingly saccharine And now I'm gonna cry Doofenshmirtz walks up to her "Why do you have an image song? You were'nt even focused on in this episode!" "I can tell when I'm not wanted! Meanie" DNAmy runs away crying.



*RayquazaMaster*	Aug 7 2012, 12:47 PM Post #3
Du arg, bror? Posts: 2,352 Group: Arceus Member #1 Joined: January 18, 2010	Admittedly the "Fat Slugs" joke was quite good. XD But seriously?! An episode with this sort of theme? There's a reason why the episodes of Pokemon Squad like this are on the "Unaired" list.



Lancelot Niccals	Aug 8 2012, 09:41 PM Post #4
I REGRET NOTHING! Posts: 984 Group: Trainers Member #14 Joined: September 3, 2010	Don't worry, it's offscreen. Fairly tame in comparison to most fanfics or any media though.



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