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| Guns don't kill people; Chuck Norris kills people. | |
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| Topic Started: Dec 9 2007, 09:30 PM (260 Views) | |
| PanDus | Dec 9 2007, 09:30 PM Post #1 |
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Pass around some Chuck Norris jokes to each other, but remember, only one each post! I'll start: Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and shits them out transformed into a robot. |
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| Kisame | Dec 9 2007, 09:32 PM Post #2 |
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Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
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| PanDus | Dec 9 2007, 09:33 PM Post #3 |
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There is no theory of evolution.. just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. |
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| Kisame | Dec 9 2007, 09:36 PM Post #4 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food. |
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| PanDus | Dec 9 2007, 09:40 PM Post #5 |
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. |
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| Kisame | Dec 10 2007, 11:14 PM Post #6 |
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. |
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| PanDus | Dec 10 2007, 11:26 PM Post #7 |
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. |
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| Gaara | Dec 12 2007, 09:51 AM Post #8 |
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http://mojo.rick-gardiner.com/en_us/gamemode/modea/modea02.html Do I win the thread? 
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| PanDus | Dec 12 2007, 10:38 PM Post #9 |
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You can't, Chuck Norris already won the thread. Before I even posted it. |
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| Gaara | Dec 13 2007, 08:18 PM Post #10 |
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...of the desert
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