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Topic Started: Mar 29 2017, 09:55 AM (634 Views)
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FirebreathFishslap
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Mar 31 2017, 09:49 AM
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I'm the best! I'm the king of me! I'm gonna eat chips out of the garbage!
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Post By: JesteringPaletteDate: 2014-XX-05 at 10:55 - MisterNg
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Kaoru Suzuki: foul-mouthed, gender-nonconforming artist.
I feel personally attacked.
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Mar 31 2017, 09:57 AM
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Best Influence.
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Post by: MisterNg Date: 2014-XX-05 at 10:56
Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental and does not reflect the personal feelings or attitudes of NgTertainment, inc., it's management, employees, staff, or contractors, and any media produced by them is not intended for enjoyment, education, edification, or consumption by any individual, living or dead.
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Mar 31 2017, 10:06 AM
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Oh my God, I LEFT THE STOVE ON AT HOME!
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Post by: AlasPoorYorick Date: 2014-XX-05 at 11:04
@MisterNg
Dude, these proportions are absurd. Nobody in Japan's got the build you're looking for in Kohaku- I'm freakishly tall and even I'm too short for that shit. Plus, an H-cup for Mitsuko? Seriously? Last time I checked, Hitomi Tanaka didn't do toku.
That aside, Shirou's the only one that looks feasible. Might have to go on a diet and hit the gym for a few weeks, but I could manage. My form's already submitted, with a file of the monologue.
KuromoriMonologue.MP3 "Look, I'll spell it out for you. I am an entrepreneur. There was a demand, and I catered to that demand- I provide goods to the people. Goods that cost me a lot to produce. Goods that need to be kept safe from all the vultures in this city, the vultures that want to steal from me, circling around my head waiting for me to show weakness. So I can't show weakness. But you come in here all smug and smarmy and thinking you're the smartest guy in the room, expecting me to get on my knees and sing like a canary. Well guess what, sunshine, I knew you'd come here. And I prepared. See these? These are pics of you canoodlin' with your partners wife. Ahahahaha, you should see the look on you're face! And don't think you can just destroy these, because I made copies! So, either you walk away from all this and let me do my thing, orrrr I give these photos to your wife and your partner, and we'll see which one murders you first!"
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The One True Nobody
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Mar 31 2017, 10:22 AM
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"...does this clockwork hand follow you... or guide you?"
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From: C0ff3eGrrl To: MisterNg
Thanks for that... estimate of worth. But anyway, yeah, uh, I'll do that. I guess if you want an opinion other than me, the person she hitched a ride with to get back from wherever she ended up was Hanako? It was a Blotter post, if you're wondering how I know that. I'm not that omniscient.
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From: C0ff3eGrrl To: Rusty
So I heard about what happened at work. I might ask what it was about later, but Ng Wei, the guy in charge of that batshit crazy television project you might've seen on Bedlam, may be able to find you a job if you make a good impression with him. His family runs the store you already work(ed?) at, and he's in charge their company's media arm... apparently. He's not my favorite member of the Persona-user community. You might like him, though; he's the sort of guy who's happy to call us out on our bullshit, even if he's not the most noble of crusaders on his own time. Anyway, his screen name is MisterNg. He told me that you can send along your resume, just don't expect my word to carry much weight with him.
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Czernobog
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Mar 31 2017, 12:30 PM
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Best Influence.
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Message From: Rusty Message To: C0ff3eGrrl
...working for sideburns? Ugh. Okay. I appreciate the heads up, and I'll send something along, but you'll testify in my defense if I get arrested for murdering him, right?
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Post by: MisterNg Date: 2014-XX-05 at 11:17
Hey, you don't think you can project an aura of height, that's fine. The physical dimensions thing that you're referring to is a suggestion that Yamada put together last night, he might have screwed up while typing it -- we were pretty lit, and there's still some blood on his keyboard.
Just make sure that you put down your own dimensions, we need to make sure you can fill out a codpiece.
Also, last I checked, she's like a k-cup or something.
EDIT: I had to look that up. I didn't just know that off the top of my head.
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Attachment: Resume.doc
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Wow, great cover letter. Also, how many pages of dead end service industry jobs are you going to include? And did any of them last longer than a year?
Anyway, I don't care. You seem surly and uncooperative, and given that this project is designed to fail, those are just the qualities I'm looking for in a personal assistant.
You're hired. We're going to look at office properties tomorrow and then have auditions all afternoon. Show up at my place tomorrow at 9AM, and wear shoes that grip.
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Mar 31 2017, 12:47 PM
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Message from: Xie Zhai To: MisterNg
And rightly so.
I already suspect a number of my coworkers and superiors see me less as a respected colleague and more as an onahole with legs. No disrespect to Ukiyo-san, but I don't really need to invite comparisons between myself and a sex worker. Former or otherwise.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do research into deportation proceedings.
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Czernobog
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Mar 31 2017, 12:55 PM
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Best Influence.
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Message From: MisterNg Message To: Xie Zhai
Good luck!
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Message From: MisterNg Message To: Xie Zhai
Oh, wait, that was about me, wasn't it? I'm sorry, I missed the implied threat because I was too busy injecting hundreds of millions of yen into the local economy through completely legal international business opportunities that I will stress involve nothing illegal, merely every possible legal thing that can be construed as tasteless and irritating.
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Nonsequitur
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Mar 31 2017, 01:02 PM
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Yellow Bubblegum
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Message from: Xie Zhai To: MisterNg
I'm aware. If I found anything actually illegal going on, you'd surely realize it when you were being prosecuted to the fullest extent the law would allow.
Contrary to popular belief, I do have something approaching a sense of humor.
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